Quote# 141267

Never forget the day Askreddit normies directly confirmed the blackpill and lookism



(87Shane)
Ok but I hate when this shit is posted like some proof that blackpill is spreading. This is common fucking sense, everyone knows it and under the right circumstance, everyone will confirm it. It's when you use it to reach conclusions about reality or women they don't like that suddenly this is some taboo absurd idea only a crazy mind can come up with.

Same with "life is unfair". Everyone keeps saying it all over the place. But if this is a basis of you not being a positive, hard working little ant always ready to improve and prove himself, suddenly we live in the most just and amazing place imaginable and you're just to insane to see it.

Blackpill isn't spreading, they are just talking among themselves.

(ButtholeEmoji)
Yeah seriously. People who think the blackpill is spreading are delusional. Incels are becoming public enemy #1 and no matter how agreeable our ideology is, people are gonna mobilize against it. At this point you could bring /r/incels back as a pro-kitten rescuing sub and NYT would still pen thinkpieces about how dangerous and entitled they are.

(Shazig)
The problem is that many leftists, especially the feminist manhating types, completely refuse to admit that women partake in a looks hierarchy. Yes, I am aware there is a left-wing party in Germany that wants to have ugliness classified as a disability. But I'm specifically talking about the virtue signalling gynocentric feminists of inceltears.

They will hypocritically fight for justice and humanity in every human hierarchy possible except female dating choices. That's the hypocrisy that many incels are fighting. No incel is complaining that life is unfair. What we are complaining about is that some injustices get a lot more attention than ours.

(DadsLeftover_Growler)
It's fucking over. I can't wait to die. I'm doing as much as I can before that happens tho. Got a ultra wide monitor. A new 1080ti. Some new games. I also got a new car that I'm loving. Couple years old Subaru sti manual of course. I'm just splurging before I shoot myself. I know I'll never find love. I'm also looking for drugs. I didn't want to do the dark web but looks like I have to. I'm just afraid I'll go to jail if I get caught. Fuck this world. I just wanna get t fucked up enjoy what I can about life and die peacefully. Fuck I this fucked apart piece of garbage world. But I'm making the best of it before I pull the trigger. It's kinda fun. I might pay for a hooker to blow me but I'll have to travel to Europe for that and that just doesn't seem worth it. I'd rather just get Fucked up anyway.

some incels, r/Braincels 5 Comments [11/12/2018 12:40:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 141179

Science confirms being a manlet increases likelihood of suicide



A short man isn't worthy of love for most women simply because most women, at their core, are vain narcissists devoid of true empathy and compassion for others. All a woman loves is her own image and her own children....who she often views as part of her image in the first place. All a woman typically says or does is an extension of her will to be validated socially. How women choose mates is no different.

The limit of women's romantic compassion is usually her own vanity which often is the essence of modern femininity. Even if a woman likes a man, if she feels he cannot help improve her own social status, she will reject him. A man's physical stature comprises a large portion of a man's worth/status to women; A small man is embarrassing and a shame for a woman to be sexually or romantically associated with. Even if a short man is ambitious or has strength many women will choose to view his work and achievements as the result of insecurity or over compensation.

Men are truly closer to trophies than human beings to women. For most women, being associated with a big trophy is akin to being perceived as a winner or a superior human being; If a woman is associated with a small man, then she looks and thus feels like she is holding a participation trophy...proof she is a loser for all other women to see.

A man with a noticeably small skeleton's options are simple:

Betabux. Work extremely hard and essentially pay for what chad got for free and with minimal effort. Know deep down she's only with you for your resources and that you will not be able to compete with her experiences with chad.

Become or look like a psychopath and demonstrate a capacity for violence in order to attract women, many of which are hybristophiliacs by nature.

Suffer from loneliness

Suicide.

Seriouslyarealperson, r/Braincels 8 Comments [11/12/2018 11:38:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 141188

[In response to an IncelTears post about the yoga studio shooting in Tallahassee, Florida that was confirmed to have been committed by an incel]

Fucking amazing. Those fucking worthless cunts deserved it. I implore you to heed the same advice as you fucking whores give incels. "Just get over it". FUCK ALL OF YOU. "The world isnt fair" yep, it's not. So I dont give a fuck is some stuck up cunts got murdered. Doesnt feel so good to have your bloodline snuffed out, does it? When I hear things like this, it makes me happy I'm alive. I'd never do anything like this but it fills me with so much fucking joy when it happens. I would spit on these fucking CUNT's graves if I could.

MountedBass9291, r/IncelTears 9 Comments [11/15/2018 3:07:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Pax Prosperitas Sophia

Quote# 141246

Just lol if you are not having a female tinder account and ewhore

You get to know your competition and what mistakes they make and you get also some experience about texting on tinder.

Most guys are so boring, it makes it hard to respond as female, but as long you respond with "yes" "ok" "cool" "im fine" "i'm bored" "i do nothing atm" and other boring responses... it is actually entertaining how pathetic these betas try to be a clown and pickup a girl on tinder lmao.

Bonus points if you text longer with them, give them a number for whatsapp and ask them to send you money.

Win win situation, you get entertained, get money and also fight betas at the same time which eliminates your competition in the long run by catfishing.

I've been getting about 1k a month for the past 5 months from this one beta. Every time he asks to meet up I just tell him I'm really busy with work. It's fucking hilarious


Good job bro

throwaway322831, r/Braincels 6 Comments [11/19/2018 1:19:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 141327

Attention Inceltears and Femcels: The Blackpill Is More Feminist Than The Bluepill

All the blackpill really says about women is they're shallow and care mostly about looks. You know who are also like that? Men. We, as a gender, objectify women for their looks and how attractive we find them visually. We're always giving them ratings out of ten based on their looks, deciding whether or not we would give them the time of day by how attractive they are, and judging each other by the quality and quantity of women we've managed to sleep with. Really. The only way women are different from men is they're more selective about who they hook up with because they have to deal with pregnancy and slut-shaming.


It's the bluepill that turns women into this entirely separate species that has an unfathomably different mate selection process than males. That no matter how many markers of low genetic quality you may exhibit, you can make up for it by having a "good personality", because apparently that's what nature selected our ancestors for over many thousands of years. JFL at the sexist bluepill.

sdfdsfsfsxhxdty, r/Braincels 4 Comments [11/24/2018 1:50:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 141319

When Chad farts around hot babes, they discreetly smell his fart to figure out what food he ate so they can get an estimate of what his semen tastes like. When an incel farts around hot babes the following might occur:

Becky: Eww, what a creeper!
Stacy:Like who farts around goddesses like us? What a facially despicable fool!
Becky: It's soo gross! Where is Chad? I need him to come get this creep away from us!
Stacy: He busy being Chad (fucking Roastina).
Becky: Right! OMG this ugly guy's fart smell like the corpses of rotten children. I think he's a he's a cannibal pedophile.
Stacy: LoL, you would know from all those abortions you had girlfriend! hahahah
Becky:Teeheehee
Stacy:You're right though, he has a pedophile face, you can tell by the asymmetry and lack of a strong jawline.
Becky:I saw this crime show on TV where these hot detectives captured a creepy guy's fart in a bottle to test it for human remains, we should alert the authorities before he claims another victim, I can tell by his unattractive face that he's a psychopath who's out for blood and craves children.
Stacy: Good idea, us beautiful people sure know how to fight baddies and make the world a better place for everyone! Even if this guy is innocent, he's ugly as fuck so that's guilty enough, fuck that asshole, who cares if we ruin his life. Besides, with a face like that, it's not a matter of if you're a pedophile but when. We're doing our community a favor.

Sparrow's Song, Incels.is 6 Comments [11/24/2018 1:43:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: skybison

Quote# 141354

I remember seeing Zuckerberg's face for the first time maybe 10 years ago, when he was already a billionaire, and immediately feeling sorry for him.

I was living the most mediocre life, with my mediocre salary, and my mediocre looks, and yet I felt deeply sorry for the guy just because of his face.

I now realise that feeling is innate, and many people in my chaddy North-European country must feel the same way when they see me.

Your face represents who you are. It's your genetic passport, your true identity, your immutable nationality, one that you can't change.

It's the only thing most people need to know about you. They look at you, and in an instant they know where you stand in the universal hierarchy, and how to handle themselves around you.

You can be a billionaire, you can be their boss, you can have unlimited power over them, you can be a marine and learn how to be confident, strong, and capable. Yet none of that matters compared to how people feel when they see your face.

br0ph3us, r/Braincels 8 Comments [11/25/2018 1:22:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 141356

Normie fails thrice in guessing the reason we're single



(mantrad)
Foids are literally unable to understand that some people don't have romantic relationships at all. It's so foreign for them.

Its like rich people wondering why poor people don't buy a brand new Mercedes. They ask themselves hmm, maybe they like Ferrari better?!

(Sockerpiller)
Let them eat cake.

No but really, foids think that men who struggle romantically have too high standards and for fucks sake it's just such a classic example of simple projection. They think that just because they struggle to get into chads pants once in a while that it means that incels just have to stop chasing Stacy.

Here's a newflash, most incels are realists and understand how laughably futile that would be and the only reason foids think men do this is because they do it themselves. The difference is that most women can fuck hot guys while many men can't fuck anything at all.

mantrad & Sockerpiller, r/Braincels 6 Comments [11/25/2018 1:23:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 141709

Notice how women always have something in their usernames that indicate they're females?

Always! It's because they fucking know it will get them more attention. Otherwise theiir boring personality no one would pay attention to them on reddit.

TheBannedOne91, r/Braincels 14 Comments [12/26/2018 11:13:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141719

The comments are even worse. A bunch of normies and bluepills telling guys like us how we're wrong, while at the same time confirming the blackpill without even noticing. One of them goes on about how the fact that Chad doesn't care about women and has plenty of options is what makes him more attractive than guys who might "catch feelings" or otherwise get attached. She says it like it's some kind of ideal to strive for, not noticing that she just admitted that what foids want more than anything is to be pumped and dumped by an attractive man, and not to be in any kind of actual relationship with somebody who cares about them.

RaphaelTisserand, r/Braincels 5 Comments [12/27/2018 2:16:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 141720

Black women begging a racist chad for attention on tinder



(SavingsManner)
"Sleeping with the enemy" is a term for "traitor" that was borne out of literal female behavior. Women will, have, and would again, betray her village, her family, her culture, her values, her people, all for chad's dick. Her father and brothers are getting gutted alive with a dull rusty spear and their last vision of this hell on earth is her pleasuring the same man who cause them more pain in five minutes than they had ever felt before, and as their life fades to black from bleeding out, their intestines spilled out before them, they hear their daughter and sister yell out "yes!"

Sleeping with the enemy is a term created because women are traitors and men used to call them out on it and banish those sluts from prosperity and all that is good.

(robfordscrakpipe)
This all makes way more sense when you realize that racism is a guy thing. It exists because men are wired to be suspicious of genetic out-groups who might compete with their group for resources, land and women. That's why racist sentiment flares up the most in the context of economic downturn/high unemployment, war, and interracial relationships.

Women don't care, they'll say the right things and have the correct opinions to be accepted by the culture they live in, but they want Chad's genetic material at all costs. For men, racism is an evolutionary strategy, for women, its only another barrier to them getting the highest quality guy they can find. That's why in the context of the migrant crisis, the European nationalist groups are 90% men, while the "Let them in!!!" crowd is 90% women (btw this would switch overnight if it turned out that 90% of the migrants coming in were women instead of the reverse). That's why the trope of "white supremacist" white girls banging Tyrones on the side and Asian feminists who rail against white people all day on twitter, while they have a long string of white boyfriends (ala Sarah Jeong). Hell, the whole reason war-brides are a thing is that women don't even care if the Chad they're screwing just killed their brothers. Branch swinging is literally a survival mechanism to women that ensures that they get absorbed into whatever group wins the war, instead of killed on the battlefield with the men. They have no loyalty because loyalty is an asset for men, but a serious liability to women.

SavingsManner & robfordscrakpipe, r/Braincels 7 Comments [12/27/2018 2:18:52 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 141752

#1 indicator that you're destined to be incel

No date to prom


Disagree. Proms take place in white countries. Everyone knows that whitecel= volcel. Even a 1/10 whitecel can easily pickup chicks in SEA. ( I have been to Thailand and have seen 0.5/10 white men with no jaw, weak bone structure surrounded by Thai foids )
1 indicator that you're destined to be incel is if you're born in south Curryland and you get fired from your job because you "look like a threat to the women at the workplace".

Whitecel = volcel, facts. Bet money all whitecels and normies are going to downvote

Totally unbiased opinion coming from a self hating whte worshipping currycel lmao. Tell that to the 5’2 white manlets. “Just move to the opposite side of the world bro!” Fuck off degenerate


A short white manlet can get action in SEA (I've seen ), 5'2 balding Indian janitor can't get action anywhere in the world

mr_lightsoff, r/Braincels 8 Comments [12/30/2018 11:05:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 141748

Marriage

?Marriage in the modern Western context is a system of legalized prostitution by which a man bribes a woman (with food during dating, resource security, emotional security, amazing sex, never losing his job, free transportation, an expensive ring, enduring a lavish wedding, and often a place to stay) to let him have regular sexual intimacy and to know who his children are through institutionalized long term monogamy. This description of marriage does not constitute all that that women may be entitled to in a marriage, but it does constitute the most a man is expected to receive. The symbol of marriage is a man going down on one knee offering an expensive diamond ring to the woman. There is a reason why women hate to be the ones to propose like this, because most of the barter is supposed to be on the male side.

Even if there is 50/50 shared parenting and the mother works, it is still a bribe, as the condition of a stable marriage is only the man keeping his job, not the woman. As the National Parent's Organization says, "The key factor in the decision to divorce is whether Hubby (note, not the wife) has a job. If he doesn’t, even if his job loss is involuntary, his odds of being ditched by his wife skyrocket."[1]

Marriage has some benefit to men over non-institutionalized long-term sexual bribery as men lose interest in a partner much slower than women and cannot find sex outside of long term relationships as easy as women. This does not mean that women don't enjoy long term monogamous relationships or that men should bribe women for long term monogamous relationships.

Men who see modern marriage as a scam in favor of women have started a number of social movements including the Father's Rights Movement and MGTOW.


Divorce
Women initiate over 75% of the divorces explicitly, and probably over 85% implicitly. Your tax dollars then go toward subsidies for single motherhood, and often the state makes the dad pay the woman after she divorces him. The process of women marrying men, and then divorcing him for no good reason and collecting child support/alimony is also known as divorce rape. Women often say this is justified as boomer men cheat about 5% more than boomer women, but with the rise of female hypergamy, Tinder, other online dating, and social media, younger married women of the millennial generation are cheating more than men[2]. Feminist magazine babe.net, celebrated that younger women are now cheating more than men with their article, "Women hate monogamy even more than men do, vindicating empowered hoes everywhere."[3]

Move Toward Polyamory with Rise in Divorce
With divorces and broken families rising exponentially and marriages decreasing since feminism and the decline of the family with industrialization.[4], women tout polyandry as a solution to inceldom and general male loneliness.

The only problem is that in short-term, high-friction polyamory in a free sexual market is that incels are inevitable without a specific social or government program to address inceldom. The growing pool of incels during a rise of polyamory always ends ultimately in societal polygyny, no matter how many women believe they are practicing polyandry instead. Many people are concerned about the rise of short-term polyamory with the disintegration of marriage, and propose enforced monogamy as a solution including NKL and Jordan Peterson.

Incel Wiki, incels.wiki 8 Comments [12/30/2018 11:03:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Jenny

Quote# 141726

Sometimes it do be like that



(LifeIsACoinFlip)
I FUCKING HATE MEN

(SafeAffect)
Agreed, I'm more of a misandrist than I am a misogynist...women behave exactly how you'd expect them to with how men spoil them.

(sodomcel)
in the same boat. you can attack foids all you want, but at the end of the day they're just following their nature. it's men who consciously enable women to be sluts

(throwaway05566)
But I think men also behave exactly how you'd expect with how imbalanced the power is between the genders, as well as female nature being what it is.

With women being as picky and lookist as they are, it's natural you'd get hordes of desperate low value men. All these men are on the fast track to inceldom and doing everything they can to run from it.

(Myreda)
But it is all because the way these men behave to begin with. That attitude of men is giving women the privilege to be picky and lookist.

(throwaway05566)
But why do they behave that way? Because female nature caused them to be left out and overlooked, thus they chose the "worship women" route out of desperation.

I'm not saying men aren't the problem here, I'm saying women are the problem that creates that problem.

Some incels, r/Braincels 4 Comments [12/28/2018 12:00:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 141707

Your brain is forcing you to fall in love with women that want you dead

A lot of posters here are dumbfounded as to how anyone could be a betabuxx, soyboy, or use normie NPC logic all the time. Being blackpilled is as close to acknowledging the brutal truth as a sentient person can get, but are we free of the things we constantly bitch about? We still obsess over the physically beautiful, and the instinct to reproduce which none of us chose to have. Even when we spend each day consciously aware of the blackpill, we STILL wanna cope and develop a relationship. Can't really be surprised by some fuckwit dancing to his biological imperative after that, right?

Reminder: women HATE ugly, short, useless men. They TOLERATE tall, rich, hot men. It's fucking comedy that we still find ways to want to love them. You wouldn't pursue friendship from a dude who pulled a knife on you in an alley, you wouldn't keep driving a car with four blown out tires, yet when a woman laughs in your face at your heartfelt attempt to win her affection, you let her rob you of sleep and mental energy.

In short, by virtue of being born male, you are a robot programmed to worship women and attach every bit of your meaning to their brainless, casual, and childish value judgments of you, all for the purpose of... wait for it, this is the best part.... making sure the species survives. Living for the purpose of living. No meaning to it, no intelligent cause, just indifferent evolutionary pressures. Are you as motivated to get out of bed tomorrow as I am?

Getrekthoe, r/Braincels 6 Comments [12/26/2018 11:13:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141729

It’s a sad truth but women find a man’s capacity or potential for violence sexually attractive.

It is not a coincidence that almost every single trait women find attractive is convenient for helping a guy seem like he could harm or dominate other people physically or socially.

Women love power not men.

depressedshortteen, r/Braincels 9 Comments [12/28/2018 12:01:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141899

(darkerthanblacknight)
Left wing females love for Islamic countries proves that they’re just brainless robots

So I love Islamic countries. But the thing is all these super left wing feminist women love them when these countries/religion stand for everything they hate. In Islamic countries women have essentially no rights and are just child havers, lgbt is illegal, etc. I love Islam because of the control of women, the fact that these feminist women love it just proves that they’re just going along with popular sentiment. They support the things that go against everything they believe just because they’re supposed to. Females are robots

(Blue_parallel)
I really can't understand this, back in my day everyone was an atheist and was all 'fuck religion the world would be better without it' and was all up in arms about christianity for opposing gay marriage and abortions. I guarantee even the 'moderate, progressive' muslims that grew up in first world countries also oppose gay marriage and abortion and honestly they probably oppose shit they love like alcohol too but they you don't see them shitting on them at the mere mention like they do with christians. I mean jesus can you imagine if saudi arabia was christian and they were doing the shit that they do there? Christians would be getting soo much shit even though the first-world christians are pretty docile and would never dream of actually hurting anyone

(TheHatim)
I live in islamic country and the way women are treated here is 24/7 life fuel

Also, there are foids here who actually stand against women rights, fucking NPCs they believe women don't deserve rights (which is true) but not because they're thinking logically, it's only because they were told so.

(VartanX)
Libtards will side with anybody who hates the west.

(ConnorGracie)
Anyone with slightly darker skin this is how I know modern progressivism is racist against whites.

some incels, r/Braincels 7 Comments [1/8/2019 5:33:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Vogon Award

for worst attempt at poetry

Quote# 141756

How noble are you if you kill

There's no more glorious knight than he who decapitates a woman

How sacred you are if you set a woman on fire

All niggers who massacre are kings

caamib, FSTDT comments 11 Comments [12/30/2018 11:07:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141950

Colombian football chair calls women’s game a ‘lesbian breeding ground’

The president of a Colombian football club has apologised after he described a women’s game as a “lesbian breeding ground” and suggested that female players are alcoholics.

Gabriel Camargo, the chair of Deportes Tolima, said he didn’t mean to cause offence with his remarks about lesbians, reports France 24.
?
“I declare it wasn’t my intention to offend women footballers, let alone undermine their fundamental rights of equality, non-discrimination, dignity, honor and good name,” he wrote in a letter shared by the club on social media.
Gabriel Camargo: I didn’t mean to cause offence with lesbian remark

It came after he insulted the Colombian women’s championship at a press conference in December.

“It’s going badly, it doesn’t give anything, not economically, not any of those things,” he said at the time.

“Apart from the problems you get with women, they’re more addicted to alcohol than men… Apart from that, I tell you, it’s a tremendous lesbian breeding ground.”

Colombian woman footballer criticises Gabriel Camargo over lesbian comment

Colombian women footballers from the country’s championship criticised the chair on social media for his comments.

Yoreli Rincón, who plays for Atletico Huila, hit out at Camargo on Twitter.

“President Camargo, don’t forget where your sons come from… A woman or do you want a woman footballer to iron clothes and bring you the club’s plates? Respect,” she wrote.

There are a number of top openly gay players in women’s football, including Nilla Fischer, who captains German side Wolfsburg, while homosexuality remains a taboo subject in the men’s game.

It’s not the first time the women’s game has been associated with lesbianism in a derogatory way.

In November, a 13-year-old girl from Wales said she was called a lesbian because she plays football.

And, in September 2017, a Russian footballer was asked whether she is a lesbian in a strange interview published by a blogger.

Gabriel Camargo, Pink News 3 Comments [1/13/2019 11:41:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 141970

Re: Why are women so fucking dumb

That's what happens when your life is too easy. Women can simply afford to be dumb as bricks and believe in made up shit.


high iq. girls in the countryside do not have the time to believe in anything beyond what their priest tells them.

t. someone who knows girls in the countryside.

I also want to add the other reasons: Femaleness has become irrelevant in modern society, which is dominated by science, logic, understanding and so on. I know this sounds cliched, but in the countryside or in pre-modern times, intuition, knowledge passed from generation to generation and the like was much more important. Women had a confidence and consciousness because they passed on knowledge about sewing, washing, arts and crafts from mother to daughter, knowledge that men were excluded from accessing due to gender roles. They, in effect, used to feel unconsciously less inferior compared to men, and didn't have much of a need for feminism.

Today, when all of these female specific jobs are taken over by factories and scientific accuracy, there is nothing female that is important anymore, there is no knowledge or understanding that is exclusive to women anymore, there is no sphere where women clearly no more than women. I can cite a passage from Plato's Republic where Socrates is asking Glaucon: Aren't there professions where women are clearly more knowledgeable than any man? And he affirms. Think about how this has changed! What's still female is nowadays at the most "emotional labour", i.e. making people feel good about themselves and providing good feelings, as nurses, teachers and the like. But this isn't a "power" and it cannot be conceptualized as such outside of spiritual means.

Women are compensating this loss of esoteric female knowledge with the dark crafts, astrology and spirituality, because it seems to be a way to access knowledge that male rationality and science can not access, you cannot explain it in scientific terms so men are excluded from it. This is precisely why witchcraft is so huge and has this feminist connotation: They think it's a way to access female-only powers that men cannot have, and they gain a self-confidence and consciousness as powerful beings that matter in more ways than being Chad's cocksleeve.

It's female cope.

yuyuyuyuu, r/Braincels 2 Comments [1/13/2019 12:10:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 141972

In my experience, being a science-minded person that experiments with the occult:

Women tend to have a very superficial understanding of astrology, paganism, and magick.

It was essentially men who explored this stuff long in the past but it’s been simplified and distorted over time.

(In at least two traditions I can remember, women are actually forbidden from learning and practicing the occult arts)

Women also get into this stuff for the aesthetic of a being witchy or “spiritual” without understanding the mechanics of how things operate “behind the veil”.

Furthermore, magick isn’t necessarily all “hocus pocus”, people do it unconsciously and continually without even realizing it. If I were you I would be very cautious in being so dismissive of “the dark arts”.

You may disagree with me, there’s no question about that. All I’m saying is don’t knock it until you try it and don’t think that setting out a few crystal quartz shards and incense is anything close to true sorcery.

JFLmaxx, r/Braincels 8 Comments [1/13/2019 12:12:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 141974

I've had AIDS for the longest time. 5 years in fact, the symptoms are second nature now. I use this affliction to my advantage against my foes
>be me
>watching friendship games at the cinema.
>diehardfan.png
>buy ticket, acquire sustenance, and find a suitable seat.
>mom walks in with 3 shitlets
>sits one seat away from me to my left
>ignore and watch the previews
>enjoying the movie so far
>shit 1 & 2 go on and on about about how rainbow cunt is so cool
>cringe at their shit taste
>ask mother if they could quiet down
>litteraly goes off at me in a whisper tone about how hard it was to take care of 3 kids alone and blah blah blah
>Im pissed internally but I apologize for my "disrespect"
>halfway in the movie shit 1 asks mom somthing
>she rallys the three and heads out possibly to take them to the restroom
>see she left her soda
>idea.jpg
>discreetly grab her soda and remove the cap
>niped the tip of my thumb till it bled
>stick thumb in soda and squeeze it
>did this for about 20 seconds
>put cap on and place soda back
>She comes back, sits down, and takes a LONG sip of soda
>Held back tears of joy and resumed to watch the film
>mfw i gave a mom aids cause her kids had shit taste


Anonymous, /mlp/ 11 Comments [1/13/2019 12:20:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 141977

>loves sports
>likes to play sports
>athletic
>likes to work out
>isn't in to super girl shit
>Huuurrrr she mus be lesbun!!!1 XDDDD


>a massive cunt
>likes manly things
>rainbow mane, universal symbol for homosexuality


I'm not trying to say she is a lesbian, but I can see why so many people love to ship her and portray her as a carpetmuncher.

Anonymous, /mlp/ 3 Comments [1/13/2019 12:28:48 PM]
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Quote# 141981



BROGRESSIVE MAN ~ He's Logical

Creationist: "God exists and he created the world in six days!

Brogressive: "Cool story, bro. Come back when you've got some actual evidence."

Anti-vaxxer: "I give my children organic kale instead of having them vaccinated."

Brogressive: "Then you're a terrible parent. Go read some proper medical journals."

Info Wars Fan: "Muslims are all violent terrorists!"

Brogressive: "Dude, there are like 1.6 billion Muslims, if they were all terrorists we'd be dead already."

Misogynist: "Look, sexual diamorphism simply proves women's brains aren't suited to science."

Brogressive: "Oh please, all that guff about "brain sex" has been completely debunked!"

Flat Earther: "I think the Earth is flat!!!"

Brogressive: "Oh, get in the sea you idiot!"

Trans woman (drawn as a fat bald neckbeard with a "Kill Terfs" shirt): "My name is Harmony Sparkle. I was assigned male at birth, and choose to present as male. But internally I am a lesbian woman. With a penis."

Brogressive: "Oh, okay. Need help finding the ladies room?"

BROGRESSIVE MAN Questioning all the issues, except one.

Feminist Heretic, Feminist Heretic 7 Comments [1/13/2019 12:44:50 PM]
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Submitted By: skybison

Quote# 141969

humans are designed to be clingy because it is the tribe and the man which makes living safe or possible. It is when you're disassociated from tribes/men that you become clingy because your genes/primitive brain register this isolation as severe danger. Its why lonely people produce massive cortisol all the time, age 2x faster than people in relationships, and die of aging-related diseases 1-2 decades sooner than their chronological birth peers, such as heart disease/attack, stroke, etc.

People literally age faster when they dont have a stable, significant other relationship.

mwobuddy2, r/Braincels 2 Comments [1/13/2019 12:10:19 PM]
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