Quote# 137986
Daily life of an inceltears user (male).
Wake up in the same room as wife and wife's boyfriend.
Get up from the cardboard bed on the floor with a bunch of pillowcases and newspapers.
Approach the king sized bed where wife and boyfriend sleeps, and quietly wipes off the dried cum stains.
Kisses wife and catches glimpse of boyfriend who winks at the inceltears user.
Brushes his teeth and showers (hopefully, since they tell us to).
opens his fridge and has a hard time deciding which flavor of soylent to choose. Decides on flavor, but sees that wife and wife's boyfriend used them in foreplay, so he chooses his second favorite flavor.
drinks one sitting down in the kitchen while hearing sex noises from the bedroom.
takes two more bottles of soylent to work.
arrives to his boring, overlit, dry temperature office job where the front desk slut pretends to be nice.
gets to tiny cubicle where pictures of him, his wife and wife's boyfriend lie.
inceltears user goes on his office desktop and spends majority of the 8 hours browsing r/braincels , maleforeveralone , incels.me , and refreshes r/incels , incel.life and incelocalypse since they are going delusional and want to see more incel content.
Inceltears user goes on to post stupid platitudes and also whiteknights for certain users on inceltears who literally prove the incels right by talking about hooking up with chads.
Inceltears user brags about his poly relationship but hides the fact that the wife forced this and threatened him.
Inceltears user is about to lose an internet argument that HE started, and is backed to a corner filled with OKCupid studies, numerous blackpills, Tinder catfishes and of course, over two decades of experience from tons of users.
Inceltears user drinks the two bottles of soylent and "wins" the argument by saying "No wonder why you're incel."
After a hard day of stalking a bunch of male virgins and doing nothing productive at work (and complaining about incels being NEET), he goes home and hears more sex noises.
Makes spaghetti for his wife and wife's boyfriend.
Holds wife's hair while it eats the spaghetti.
Also holds wife's hair while it gives head to the boyfriend.
Inceltears user goes into bathroom and jacks itself off to arby's esque women who post on gonewild. Leaves an obligatory whiteknight comment.
Wife forces boyfriend to stay out of bedroom for a good two hours prior to sleeping so they could have sex.
Inceltears user goes on r/braincels to insult male virgins while being turned on to his wife and boyfriend getting it on. Posts on inceltears when backed into a corner and having no response to actual studies and proof that incels post, like always.
Wife and boyfriend fall asleep on king sized bed.
Inceltears user lays on his cardboard bed on the floor and before shutting his eyes and waiting for the next pathetic day of insulting male virgins, he says to himself "I might be a literal cuck and a loser, but at least i'm not a blackpilled incel."
incelery33333,
r/MaleForeverAlone 8 Comments [6/9/2018 2:45:48 PM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew