Quote# 142220

Today’s Laugh 1-29-19



TRANSCRIPT:
(Agitated man in cage labelled “DANGER: LIBERAL. He is wearing a hat that says “Pelosi 2020”. Label on cage says “Control Subject 12 -Trigger Word Project”).

Man in lab coat, to man in cage: “Next word: Family.”
Man in cage: “Racist and homophobic! It has a Leave-It-To-Beaver whiteness. It’s exclusionary! I’ll make you eat your MAGA hats! I’ll put your home addresses on the web!”

Mick Williams (commenting on his own comic):
From a news account in which google employees went into orbit at the word “family”. If liberalism wasn’t a mental disorder, us comics would be out of business.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 26 Comments [1/30/2019 4:19:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 136744

Secular Humanists and most Liberal atheists don't want us to believe in ghosts God or satan demons etc

they want that so we have no DEFENCE against demons and satan - evil

anonymous, Y! answers 10 Comments [2/18/2018 12:20:43 PM]
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Quote# 141118

In this fictional account,a skeptic watches a show theorizing about the origin of life on Earth.

Theorist The moon's craters are a uniform depth, like the soil is layered over a metal shell. Impact studies record a bell-like resonance. Could the moon be a hollow sphere serving as a UFO base?

Skeptic Oh, brother.

Theorist Air shafts in the Great Pyramid align with three stars in the Orion system. Perhaps the pharaohs used them as astral portals for their souls to return home.

Skeptic And if they pointed at Planet Ultron, then that would be our origin point.

Theorist Throughout history, legends speak of someone who placed us here, is watching us, and will someday return.

Skeptic That sounds kind of familiar. . . .

Theorist Seven nations have a treaty concerning the south pole, where planes are not permitted to fly over. Could it be a stopover for our alien overseers in the moon?

Skeptic This guy has nothing but questions. How about some answers?

Theorist Legends abound about the Council of Nine. There were nine major gods on Olympus. Could these have been psychic counselors from beyond the stars?

Skeptic They can believe this nonsense, but not the Bible?

Theorist The moon is the perfect size and distance to make life possible on Earth. It may have been brought here by our extraterrestrial forefathers.

Skeptic Okay, that's enough of that. [Turns off TV, gets car keys.] I need to see a church pastor.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 17 Comments [10/30/2018 9:02:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 142210

According to a 2013 *very pro-gay* study (data is from 1982-2011) in Denmark, (legal same-sex marriage since 1989) married lesbians were more than six times more likely to commit suicide than married straight women. They were also at a 60 percent increased risk of death from cancer, for reasons not yet understood.

It is well known and inarguable that gay men are the main victims of AIDS. 2016 data from the CDC shows that gay men aged 13 to 34 account for 64% of HIV diagnoses. Gay men also have a much higher suicide rate than even single hetero men.

It is also well known that transgender people have a horrible mortality caused in part by a verified 41% suicide rate.

NONE of the above facts are from far-right or religious group studies! If anything they understate how deadly dangerous these lifestyle choices are. And that fact has been known for well over 2000 years!

Romans 1:26 For this reason God gave them over to degrading and vile passions [...] and in return receiving in their own bodies the inevitable and appropriate penalty for their wrongdoing.?

And yet the left demand that CHILDREN are taught that there's no reason to fear these practices.

dave-o, Rapture Forums 13 Comments [1/29/2019 3:39:29 PM]
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Quote# 142175

What Tucker and honest conservatives don't understand is that politicians can never be counted on to lead a country. Throughout history, politicians and businessmen have always been scum. Only religious leaders can guide a society. They do this by giving the masses sound values. Then in a functional democracy, the masses vote out politicians who are too bad. So politicians behave reasonably only for fear of being voted out of office. Without sound religion, all of this breaks down as we see in America.

fschmidt, Happier Abroad 14 Comments [1/29/2019 2:56:02 PM]
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Quote# 142193

Hating black people is not an uncommon stance today, but most of us still realize it's wrong. People try to excuse all prejudices of the past with "it was a different time!" but seem to forget that there were a hell of a lot of people during those times that didn't hold those prejudices.


Just like knowing homosexuality is wrong but if everyone says your wrong for disagreeing with it, it forms a mob mentality.

Same thing with old prejudices. If everyone in the world is calling one race less than yours and people in high positions of society accepted that notion you would think that's ok.

JFKsGhost69, Reddit 7 Comments [1/29/2019 3:06:42 PM]
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Quote# 142059

(Everlasting Life said:
I think we're seeing some of the fruits of college edumacation.)


Yes we are. University and college is where children and young adults go to be educated into the most destructive pernicious Satanic philosophies like Derrida's "Deconstructionism".

athenasius, Rapture Forums 10 Comments [1/20/2019 11:05:33 AM]
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Quote# 142206

“25:55 For unto me the children of Israel are servants, they are my servants whom I have brought out of the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. “

We ARE ALL supposed to be HIS servants. Is what it is saying.

Just like we were supposed to be taking care of His garden and all the animals Adam got to name. Everyone thinks they are too good to serve anyone. Just like the fallen angels. Get off yourself and on your knees but not to false gods and Antichrist's and devil worshipper’s that changed the scriptures and the Sabbath Day. But to the One Jesus Christ who became the perfect sacrifice to offer for our sins.

Not to mention the only humble servant yet without sin and who proved it is possible for a spirit to live in a body without sinning.

Iggy Price, Quora 5 Comments [1/29/2019 3:20:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 142201

(="‘I Am a Christian’ Gaga Claims, Calls Pence ‘Worst’ Christian Example as Wife Works at School Prohibiting Homosexuality"=)

This "pretender" to the Faith has no concept of the depth and scope of her inborn and natural proclivity to sin; and profanely and contemptuously so while being completely ignorant of the fact that she is not known by Christ. She is not one of His beloved redeemed. Ms. Gaga has measured herself as "righteous" and able to judge another "righteously," BUT looks through the scrim of her personally developed theology. And such a theology is darkness borne through Satan's system of standards.

It is very doubtful that Ms. Gaga has ever heard the true Gospel of Christ exhorted by a doctrinally sound pastor-teacher; has ever read an authorized version of the Bible; has ever developed a personal fellowship with one of the truly redeemed of Christ; and has ever come to that point in eternity where her heart has yearned to be forgiven and reconciled to God. She does not understand how profanely arrogant her sin of adding to and taking away from God's Word is. She is in a terrible place of storing up God's wrath. Yet, God's mercy and grace can abound for her also. John 6:44-45, 65.

WKCude, Christian News Network 14 Comments [1/29/2019 3:17:41 PM]
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Submitted By: I

Quote# 142207

Not only is everything you are attempting to change the meanings of— incorrect but is also all lies. The Sons of Israel who were Given to God were to become Priest they were never child sacrificed as you claim here. Your taking verses out of context and not reading the whole passage. Putting what you wish to believe in its place.

Foreign slaves were to be treated with love and respect and care by their owners as the Law itself was commanded in Leviticus and not as the Egyptians had done by whippings and brutal treatment and harsh labors.

Your Living Large In the City. Numbers clearly states “WAS” which means that after they defeated Sihon and afterwards the Israelite's settled all the lands they were promised just as the Bible foretold.

Why did God harden Pharaoh’s heart? Pharaoh who was a ruthless and self centered man had refused repeatedly to give in to God’s demands. As a result both mankind and animal at that time had to suffer immensely at Pharoah’s hands. The Pharoah contended with the Living God Almighty and God was kind enough to give him and all Egypt twelve signs of his power and authority. Many Egyptians left with the Israelites also as stated in the Bible. Pharaoh chose his course and decided in his own mind to slaughter them all and God lead him into a trap by his own greed and destroyed him.

Your 11th Plague of Snakes is Exodus 13;6 is a lie for here is that verse as it reads Exodus 13;6,,,6 Seven days you are to eat unleavened bread,+ and on the seventh day, there will be a festival to Jehovah. 7 Unleavened bread is to be eaten for the seven days;+ and nothing leavened is to be found with you,+ and no sourdough is to be found with you within all your territory.* 8 And you must tell your son on that day, ‘It is because of what Jehovah did for me when I came out of Egypt.———Snakes Doesn’t exist there.

If you would taken the time to finish those versus you would have realized your mistakes. Clearly you have a hatred of God by your actions. But why attack what you know nothing about. I suggest read it the Bible from start to finish before posting unfounded things. What your unknowingly doing is the same as what Pharaoh had done. That in itself is a dangerous course.

Robin Dale, Quora 4 Comments [1/29/2019 3:20:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 142060

My theory is that he calls a National Emergency, it immediately goes to the courts, he reopens the government, and life returns to normal for the time being. His base will be happy that he did something and stood up to the Dems and the unpleasant optics of our TSA and other government workers getting donated food will stop. We will see!

Teresa66, Rapture Forums 14 Comments [1/28/2019 4:12:28 PM]
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Quote# 142205

Jim Grunseth: Hi Aidan,
What objection do you have against the existence of the God of the Bible and His Son, The Lord Jesus? Do you believe Jesus lived, was crucified, and then rose again from the grave?

Aidan Sansom
No, I don't Jim. Not any more.
There are currently a whole host of objections I have to the God of the Bible. Chief among them being his perceived condemnation of the homosexual people he creates. The game would appear rigged.
Please, for one moment, address the points I am presenting you with, Jim. I worry that you are just trying to preach at people rather than to listen as well.
But the bottom line is this: If you really, truly think in your heart of hearts that Ms Beeching is born straight and has somehow convinced herself she is gay, then I'm afraid we're going to have to leave this discussion here. And please - answer it with your personal feelings, not with a Bible verse.

Jim Grunseth: I just found your comment here...
We put way too much emphasis on what we think and feel and not nearly enough on what God thinks and feels. I know, in print, that sounds cold...I do not mean it to, Aidan...
Since about 1700, man has developed a lower view of and reverence for God and has placed a higher view of "man". You know this from your studies, I am sure...Renaissance age to age of reason (I might have my dates a bit off )...but we are now clearly in the age of reason, the age of self, and the age of man. (God, whatever he is, must revolve around us...not the other way around.) If man experiences it, God must approve it. If it feels right, then it must be right and God, regardless of what is said in a holy book, must either agree or find himself or herself (not my thoughts) irrelevant.
I have love and want kindness for my Transgender family member. But if I love him, I want to warn him of the danger of him continuing in his God-dishonoring conduct. You see, I actually possess a high view of God...hopefully, thru much failure, I high reverence for Him. God does not revolve around me. I revolve around Him, His hopes, His plans, His dreams, His desires, His Word. If He commands it, I am to obey. Remember: He who has the keys to Hell should not be trifled with. God is good...but He is not tame.
Romans 1:18-to the end and 1Corinthians 6 are very clear. For me to trifle with or ignore this is to my peril. This is what I believe. I share all this because I care.. I am not warning the LGBTQ community, Rather, I am warning them in love. (Ezekiel 33:1-6) Thoughts?

Jim Grunseth, Barb Wire 6 Comments [1/29/2019 3:20:21 PM]
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Submitted By: I

Quote# 142156

Nigerian police chief says gay people ‘should leave country’

Chief Superintendent Dolapo Badmos posted Instagram message citing 2014 law banning homosexuality activity

A popular Nigerian police chief has warned homosexuals to flee the country or face the prosecution, according to reports.

Chief Superintendent Dolapo Badmos, spokesperson for the Lagos State Police Command, also called on Nigerians with evidence of homosexual activity to come forward.

The message was posted on her personal Instagram account - which is set to private but has around 125,000 followers - and cites a 2014 law signed by former president Goodluck Jonathan that criminalised same-sex marriage and public displays of affection between gay people.

“If you are homosexually inclined, Nigeria is not a place for you. There is a law (Same-Sex Prohibition Act) here that criminalises homosexual clubs, associations and organisations with penalties of up to 15 years in jail,” Badmus wrote.

“So, if you are a homosexual in nature, leave the country or face prosecution. But before you say, ‘does this matter?’ Kindly note that anything against the law of the land is criminal and all crimes will be punished accordingly no matter how small you think it is.”

She added: “Anyone convicted of entering into a same-sex marriage contract or civil union faces up to 14 years imprisonment. All LGBT candidates in Nigeria should beware.”

Her warning is the “latest reminder of the challenges facing members of the LGBT community” in Nigeria, where the anti-gay law “enjoys broad support among its citizens”, CNN reports.

A recent report by The Initiative for Equal Rights (TIERs) found that around 90% of Nigerians support the continued enforcement of the 2014 law.

Badmos’ post has been liked more than 2,000 times, although not everyone is supporting her stance.

Some commenters “condemned the police for going after homosexuals and ignoring more pressing issues”, reports Nigerian newspaper The Punch.

Others accused the police of being partial, and claimed that “a cross-dresser, who now identifies as transgender, had become a celebrity but was left alone because he was rich”.

Responding to those claims, Badmus posted a message that said: “In view of my last post about homosexuals and the law banning them, some people have been mentioning one particular name (very risky though) to be one.

“Kindly be informed that if you have any evidence or exhibits that can establish the case against him/her, please don’t hesitate to bring it up for a comprehensive investigation.”

Dolapo Badmos, The Week 3 Comments [1/29/2019 2:42:20 PM]
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Quote# 142194

Too lavish, too nasty: Chinese state media goes to war against Yanxi Palace and other period dramas

Imperial dramas blamed for promoting extravagance, glamour and pleasure-seeking over the virtues of frugality and hard work

Programme makers also accused of putting commercial profits above providing spiritual guidance to audiences

Some of China’s most popular historical dramas have been taken down from television channels after state media launched an unusual attack on the genre for its extravagance and “negative influence on society”.

The extravagant series Ruyi’s Royal Love in the Palace about a girl strategically climbing above her rank to become Empress of the Qing Dynasty was scheduled for Monday afternoon on Dragon TV, but was replaced by a reality show, Joyful Comedians.

Some online commentators also claimed Shandong TV had replaced its regular evening showing of the hit series Story of Yanxi Palace with Ode to Joy, a contemporary drama series about five women seeking love and career success in Shanghai.

The change in programming schedules followed an article in Friday’s edition of the Beijing Daily magazine Theory Weekly which called out the “sins” of imperial dramas, claiming they encouraged viewers to pursue the glamorous lifestyles of China’s past monarchs and promoted pleasure and luxury above the “virtues of frugality and hard work”.

The article singled out a number of period dramas – including ?Story of Yanxi Palace and ?Ruyi’s Royal Love in the Palace – and said a close following of the plots of these series – which usually involve elaborate schemes hatched by back-stabbing courtiers – would worsen the “balance” of society.

The programme makers were also accused of putting commercial profits above providing spiritual guidance to their audiences.

Story of Yanxi Palace broke all viewing records when it was released last summer on video streaming site iQiyi. The 70-episode series has since racked up more than 5 billion views on Chinese streaming services and is especially popular with women.

The drama – set in the Qing dynasty court, where the emperor’s concubines vie for power – became an overnight sensation for its elaborate costumes and set design, as well as its strong-willed and cunning female protagonist, a rarity in typical Chinese court dramas, which usually feature pure and innocent women characters.

Online commentators on China’s social media platform Weibo defended their favourite television drama.

“Yanxi Palace’s contribution to the feminist movement has been hugely underestimated. From little angel Fucha’s silent protest against feudal etiquette … to sister Wei’s leveraging of imperial power to reach the peak of human life, they have reached the limits of what women could do in a feudal society,” one user said.

“The integrity of sister Wei’s character and her independence in love are what many so-called big female protagonists [of other dramas] can only dream of having,” another said.

One top-rated comment on Weibo read: “OK, let’s watch the anti-Japanese dramas they broadcast every day then.”

However, Chinese social commentator Zhang Lijia said she understood the concerns of the people and the authorities.

“I do see some points that the article made. To go far in life, you have to play tricks and be ruthless and nasty to each other. Already there’s moral decline in today’s China,” she said.

Zhang also saw the article’s criticism as a reflection of the current general crackdown, recalling that some conservatives had made similar noises in the past when the political atmosphere was tightened.

For example, a few years ago a senior retired official had criticised young girls with dyed hair clad in sexy outfits on a talent show for being out of line with socialist values.

“These costume dramas are hugely popular and therefore money makers. I’d be very surprised if they are banned. Then, who knows. The top leaders have become less predictable,” Zhang said.

CPC Regulators, South China Morning Post 2 Comments [1/29/2019 3:08:08 PM]
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Quote# 142215

Bilibili appears to have started censoring gay content featuring kissing scenes

Bilibili, China’s leading video-streaming website, never explicitly branded itself as a space for gay content. But since its launch in 2009, the platform has been a boon to the Chinese gay community and people who enjoy watching gay-themed shows or fan art because of its relatively open-minded attitude toward sexuality compared with that of other streaming services in China.

However, recently, a growing number of Bilibili users reported that some videos uploaded by them had been gradually taken offline for featuring same-sex romantic content like kissing scenes.

The ongoing purge came to the public’s attention thanks to a Weibo post (in Chinese) by @????????, who claimed that her videos about the Norwegian teen drama SKAM, which contains several gay storylines, were flagged as “inappropriate content” and were forcibly removed from the platform. Confused about the definition of “inappropriate content,” the user later contacted the Bilibili staff and was told that the site would no longer host “gay content with visuals that include kissing, or go beyond kissing.”

The post sparked heated discussions among Bilibili users, who found the site’s response self-contradictory. On the one hand, Bilibili wanted to make it clear that it took no issue with gay content in general and that the clampdown was not a form of discrimination against the gay community. But on the other hand, many users discovered that romantic content featuring male-female pairings was not targeted. “Apparently, according to Bilibili’s rules, straight people are entitled to do whatever they want, whereas gay people can only have platonic relationships,” one Weibo user wrote (in Chinese).

For a long time, Bilibili differentiated itself from other major streaming sites such as Tudou and Youku by providing a space for a variety of subculture groups to thrive. This constitutes a big portion of its appeal to young internet users in China, who seem to be more liberal in terms of sexuality. But since last year, Bilibili has come under closer scrutiny by internet regulators in China. In the summer of 2018, the site was taken off a number of Android app stores after being criticized by state-owned television for inappropriate and vulgar content. Amid the clampdown, Bilibili vowed to conduct “deep self-review and reflection,” which, in the eyes of its users, was a gesture of bowing to the pressures exerted on it by the government’s growing control over online content.

Chinese regulators, SupChina 2 Comments [1/29/2019 3:50:45 PM]
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Quote# 58257

[a witness for the creationist board in the texas schoolbooks dilemma]

Why do we persist teaching students the religion of atheistic humanism, under the guise of scientific, factual evolution? Which is neither scientific nor factual, when you only present one point of view.

Teaching students that they evolved and are nothing more than animals degrades their quality of life, and robs them of meaning and purpose for life. The twisted reasoning of humanism in seeking to exalt man, reduces him to an animal devoid of will and the ability to choose the virtuous. The fruits of this God-denying teaching are: lying, cheating, stealing, promiscuity, chemical abuse, suicide, crime of all sorts, and a reduction in academic achievement.

There is no factual scientific proof that functional complex life has arisen from disorder by chance. Who are you going to believe - God that was there, or men that weren't?

Creationist Witness, Seen on "Dispaches from Culture Wars" 37 Comments [2/9/2009 3:33:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Loony

Quote# 130633

If we evolved from apes why are there still apes.

Tim Allen, Twitter 26 Comments [8/17/2017 6:13:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 140498

Question: "Why is the idea of eternal damnation so repulsive to many people?"

Answer: In the shifting winds of modern cultures, the idea of everlasting torment and damnation is difficult for many people to grasp. Why is this? The Bible makes it clear that hell is a literal place. Christ spoke more about hell than He did of heaven. Not only Satan and his minions will be punished there, everyone who rejects Jesus Christ will spend eternity right along with them. A desire to reject or revise the doctrine of hell will not mitigate its flames or make the place go away. Still, the idea of eternal damnation is spurned by many, and here are some reasons for it:

The influence of contemporary thought. In this postmodern era, many go to great lengths to assure no one is offended, and the biblical doctrine of hell is considered offensive. It is too harsh, too old-fashioned, too insensitive. The wisdom of this world is focused on this life, with no thought of the life to come.

Fear. Never-ending, conscious punishment devoid of any hope is indeed a frightening prospect. Many people would rather ignore the source of fear than face it and deal with it biblically. The fact is, hell should be frightening, considering it is the place of judgment originally created for the devil and his angels (Matthew 25:41).

A flawed view of God’s love. Many who reject the idea of eternal damnation do so because they find it difficult to believe that a loving God could banish people to a place as horrific as hell for all eternity. However, God’s love does not negate His justice, His righteousness, or His holiness. Neither does His justice negate His love. In fact, God’s love has provided the way to escape His wrath: the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross (John 3:16-18).

A downplaying of sin. Some find it shockingly unfair that the recompense for a mere lifetime of sinning should be an eternal punishment. Others reject the idea of hell because, in their minds, sin isn’t all that bad. Certainly not bad enough to warrant eternal torture. Of course, it is usually our own sin that we downplay; other people might deserve hell—murderers and the like. This attitude reveals a misunderstanding of the universally heinous nature of sin. The problem is an insistence on our own basic goodness, which precludes thoughts of a fiery judgment and denies the truth of Romans 3:10 (“There is no one righteous, not even one”). The egregiousness of iniquity compelled Christ to the cross. God hated sin to death.

Aberrant theories. Another reason people reject the concept of eternal damnation is that they have been taught alternative theories. One such theory is universalism, which says that everyone will eventually make it to heaven. Another theory is annihilationism, in which the existence of hell is acknowledged, but its eternal nature is denied. Annihilationists believe that those who end up in hell will eventually die and cease to exist (i.e., they will be annihilated). This theory simply makes hell a temporary punishment. Both these theories are presented as viable options to the biblical teaching on hell; however, both make the mistake of placing human opinion over divine revelation.

Incomplete teaching. Many contemporary pastors who do believe in the doctrine of hell consider it simply too delicate a subject to preach on. This further contributes to the modern denial of hell. Congregants in churches where hell is not preached are ignorant of what the Bible says on the subject and are prime candidates for deception on the issue. A pastor’s responsibility is “to contend for the faith that was once for all entrusted to the saints” (Jude 1:3), not pick and choose what parts of the Bible to leave out.

Satan’s ploys. Satan’s first lie was a denial of judgment. In the Garden of Eden, the serpent told Eve, “You will not surely die” (Genesis 3:4). It is still one of Satan’s main tactics. “The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers” (2 Corinthians 4:4), and the blindness he produces includes a denial of God’s holy decrees. Convince the unsaved that there is no judgment, and they can “eat, drink and be merry” with no care for the future.

If we understand the nature of our Creator, we should have no difficulty understanding the concept of hell. “[God] is the Rock, His works are perfect, and all His ways are just. A faithful God who does no wrong, upright and just is He” (Deuteronomy 32:4, emphasis added). His desire is that no one perish but that all come to repentance (2 Peter 3:9).

To contradict the Bible’s teaching on hell is to say, essentially, “If I were God, I would not make hell like that.” The problem with such a mindset is its inherent pride—it smugly suggests that we can improve on God’s plan. However, we are not wiser than God; we are not more loving or more just. Rejecting or revising the biblical doctrine of hell carries a sad irony, which one writer put this way: “The only result of attempts, however well meaning, to air-condition hell is to assure that more and more people wind up there.”

Got Questions, Got Questions 25 Comments [9/18/2018 2:59:43 AM]
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Quote# 58471

(about fstdt)

they laughed and mocked Noah right up until it rained and the fountains of the deep opened (oh yeah, that was a flood "myth").....really it's sad......they are so arrogant, proud, and they confidently rely on man's science "knowledge" (a religion in itself)....they might be chuckling and having a hoot right now, but they won't be soon...these people are going to be emotionally and physically destroyed and enduring the worst period of history and are completely ignorant of it...(eyeroll smiley)...

dramama, RR 55 Comments [2/9/2009 2:36:11 AM]
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Quote# 58389

Self abuse from the 1605 Etymology dictionary says that it is self-deception, a synonym for masturbation or self pollution. The American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary says it is the abuse of oneself or one's abilities.

And if that's not already agonizing, it's a never ending cycle that you habitually become dependant upon, like a drug. And like any other drug, you can never achieve the high you're looking for...Because MASTERbation will MASTER you! You enter into a contractual agreement with it and it will govern your life sexually. It will rule and control your life...it taps you on the shoulder 3 o'clock in the morning even when you don't want it. You want to stop but you can't. You cry, you repent and say you won't do it any more but you find yourself molesting yourself again...When will it ever end? I'm here to tell you that cold showers don't work and saying you won't do it anymore won't either. Because masturbation has become your MASTER. Its appetite is ferocious and it will not end until it dominates. It will live up to its definition and leave you stupefied! Its three second ecstasy will put you in a stupor and numb your faculties, your senses and sensibility...Your receptivity and emotional response. It will control your intellect, your reasoning, your judgment of things, and your own significance and leave you trapped in a mind full of warped sexual fantasies. It will overpower you, subdue and suppress you, hold you back, paralyze your forward movement and hinder you from walking in what God has for you. Is having sex with yourself even worth it?

"Dr" Ty Adams, DaSouth.com 73 Comments [2/9/2009 4:05:52 AM]
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Quote# 142196

In some ways my situation is the same.
My husband of 20 years was arrested in 2016 of child porn. Not small children 15, 16, 17 year old. He has no interest in a "live" person or so I am told.
While many of these girls chose to have the picture taken or the act recorded and then post it on the internet they are the victims.
In the mean time my life and my children's have been turned upside down.
I realize this was a choice he made and that makes it harder for us.

My counselor told me once that "we are the forgotten victims" and we are.
These men are not thinking of their spouse or children when they do it. At that moment they don't care about the repercussions if they are caught and what it will do to their families.
The girls, they don't give a damn about us. The willing ones have only one goal in mind and will do anything to achieve it. I am not excusing the men in this!
The law they are not concerned with us. They only want to get convictions. to show the world how tough they are on crime and how concerned they are with the victims.

So yes, we are the victims that no one cares about!

Bwaggy, Daily Strength 1 Comments [1/29/2019 3:09:26 PM]
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Quote# 67273

(small quote from very long essay)

I am an Extra-Terrestrial. I am here, but I am not of this planet. There is no place on this earth that is my home; there are only fortifications that provide shelter from the raging storm.

I am here only by God's will, His design, and His Grace. I did not choose this assignment -- as I had no say in the matter -- but I will carry out this assignment to the best of my ability and leave that to the leading of the Holy Spirit that indwells me. I take my orders from the command of the Most High, as I am a warrior and a peacemaker, a sinner and a saint.

Although I am an extra-terrestrial, I am in human form. I am of flesh, blood, and bone. While I am a warrior, an am not invincible and I can and do break. While I am a peacemaker, I stage a daily crusade of righteousness that has love as its foundation and yet thirsts for justice. Yes, I am a sinner -- and I am the worst -- but because I have accepted the gift of eternal life that Jesus so freely offered me I am a saint; despite my grievous flaws and chronic stumbling.

My, oh my, this human form is so limiting. I cannot fly just yet. I can't go from here to there in a nano-second. I cannot do complex mathematical equations without the use of calculator! And yet, it's these human senses that allow me to enjoy the sights, sounds, feelings, tastes, and aromas that are the benefits that this earth has to offer.

Ah, but these human emotions are the worst. These human emotions cause pain. And yet, I wouldn't trade these emotions for the finest house anywhere on this earth. It is these emotions that make the entire human experience so enriching for an extra-terrestrial! They make me just like you...because I am like you!

JY11, Rapture Ready 76 Comments [11/4/2009 4:42:01 AM]
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Adam Ford, Adam4d 19 Comments [6/21/2017 4:41:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 142168

Today's Laugh 1-26-19



TRANSCRIPTION
Bottom of screen reads "European Union". Hanging sign reads "Grand Mosque".
Bearded Muslim man (labelled "Governor") is flanked by a blonde smiling woman on his right and a nondescript man on his left, both with bubbles swimming around their heads presumably to suggest stupidity.
Bearded man: "Who knew this contest would be this easy? We shall rule you dogs with a fist of iron."

MICK WILLIAMS
Episode: "Antichrist at the Door."

LADY CHECKMATE:
Closer and closer. They have no idea.

MICK WILLIAMS:
You said it, LC. I'm surprised to wake up every day at this point. Who'd ever think our own government (dims) would put communist Russia to shame?

LADY CHECKMATE:
I have never been ashamed to be an American, even now I can't say I am, but I am ashamed of the ignorant, anti-American, communist alt-left trolls that are haunting America, freedom, our president and our great nation. They need to repent and seek Jesus Christ.
I continue to pray for our country, its leadership-including our president and his family and us.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 22 Comments [1/27/2019 12:08:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 142173

Since the European countries will probably go to war when the true heirs to England, Ireland, Normandy, and the Two Sicilies gain their rightful thrones, they will need to be conquered. Therefore the King of England and the Two Sicilies and, Duke of Normandy will also become Holy Roman Emperor ruling over the other European Kingdoms.

The Neo Holy Roman Empire will then go to war with Turkey and the other Arab Muslim nations in the Middle East to liberate Constantinople and the persecuted Christians and will gradually conquer the Levant and the Arabian Penninsula. It can achieve it by allying with Israel but since the Holy Land of Israel was rightful Christian Land before the Muslims conquered it, the Neo Holy Roman Empire will then conquer Israel to bring the Holy Land back into Christian hands which was the intent of the Crusaders.

Jacob Harrison, FSTDT Forums 13 Comments [1/27/2019 12:08:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep