Quote# 120254

ONE nation will not become a province of the NWO world government. Jesus will heal-rejuvenate the 88 year old ailing king of Thailand. Healing will take place at my home south of Uttaradit. Jesus will make Thailand His "burning bush" [emanating truth and indestructible] nation.

Also soon coming is the Russian led invasion of Israel. Invaders get annihilated.?

John Prewett, Youtube 10 Comments [7/4/2016 4:21:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Take A Shill Pill

Quote# 142037

Good point. It seems to me that the gay community is in fear of the truth and will do anything to gag it.

Adrian Smith, Twitter 7 Comments [1/19/2019 7:02:27 AM]
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Quote# 142040

Something horrible that I have noticed is many churchgoers are faithfully living a religious life—attending church, dressing modestly, listening only to religious music, talking the religious talk, associating with only other religious people, being loyal only to their particular religious clique, living a clean and moral life—yet at the same time these damned people are using satanic Bible versions, following a demonic corrupted Gospel that requires discipleship for salvation, and have no genuine concern for the truth. They are damned because they have believed a lie! The Scriptures proclaim a CURSE upon anyone who preaches “ANOTHER GOSPEL,” and that CURSE extends to any people who trust in that false Gospel...

Galatians 1:6-9, “I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel: Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ. But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.”


Evangelist Ray Comfort is accursed! Pastor John MacArthur is accursed! Evangelist Paul Washer is accursed! Pastor Jon Piper is accursed! Pastor David Pawson is accursed! Evangelist Billy Graham is accursed! Pastor Joel Osteen is accursed! Pastor Rick Warren is accursed! Dr. James Dobson is accursed! Pastor Charles Lawson is accursed! Pastor Keith Gomez is accursed! All of these false prophets preach a corrupted Gospel!!! I say that not to be unkind, God knows my heart, but to be truthful.

David J. Stewart, Soulwinning.info 17 Comments [1/19/2019 7:04:03 AM]
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Quote# 142042

(In the thread "Can you be gay and be against gay marriage?")
Note: "Exceptional individual" and "exceptional" are Kiwi Farms's word filters for "retard" and "retarded," respectively.


How about mentioning the fact that the Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage was unconstiutional and anyone saying that it wasn't bullshit judicial activism is a fucking exceptional individual?

@Jaiman:
You can't just not give people basic freedoms in fear that some faggots will try to take advantage of it. NAMBLA tried to take part in LGBT movements since the 90s, and pedos are still shunned by society.


Shut up, cuck.
"""""basic freedoms""""

@Clintonberg:
basic human rights


Your name fits you well, kike.

@PurcupineTree:
Ok sure but of all the unconstitutional shit to complain about, I’m not going to choose the one that benefits a large group of people and harms nobody.


It harms states' rights. And nobody cares.

Of all the things to override democracy for, we're stooping to fucking gay marriage because some dudes couldn't be buried together. It's especially heinous because it matters so little.

@PurcupineTree:
Does it? I mean, would the world really be that different if that order wasn’t made?

If I was a super straight person I guess I might feel a little more scandalized, but in the rare event that I found a compatible wife, I would very much like to get married and adopt kids. My perspective is biased here.


Yes, because laws were overwritten to make it happen. It was an issue traditionally, (at the time of issuing it) recently, and consistently handled by indivdual states. (Parts of Alabama and Texas still don't have gay marriage because of the few institutions there that can validate marriages refuse to do it- wait until that's overriden too for the technicolor special interests groups.)

But fuck that, lolololol. Right side of history.

@PorcupineTree:
k that’s fair. I’m just an unpatriotic fag and don’t care enough lol


And that is why your kin will fall.

@PurcupineTree:
. They can’t singlehandedly topple democracy, I promise.


They have roasties and kikes as allies.

Y2K Baby, Kiwi Farms 10 Comments [1/19/2019 7:04:56 AM]
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Quote# 142026

Look at these unreasonable thug cops, and the evasive authorities, and the horrible way they mistreat Wolfgang Halbig, a former state trooper who dared to ask questions about what happened at Sandy Hook. ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6hmI1h-iQ

The very way the authorities have shunned him, demonized him, shut him out and even criminalized him, clearly evidence that Sandy Hook was a massive hoax! Halbig makes 100% good sense. He is asking very simple questions, that every parent would ask. As Halbig points out, 27 children were declared dead in 8 minutes and no ambulances were called. Who does that? Portable restrooms were ordered the day before the alleged Sandy Hook shooting!!! Someone pre-ordered a big machine that displayed electronic messages, which read: “Check-in Here!” Who would order this for a shooting event?

I've looked at the videos, which YouTube has relentlessly censored. YouTube is owned by Google and they (very much) DO censor THE TRUTH!!! We are fighting an information war, not only in the secular world, but also in the churches. Effectively, the battle over the inspiration of the Word of God is a fight over WHICH AUTHORITY can be trusted? Before the year 1881 there was only ONE ENGLISH BIBLE TRANSLATION SOURCE, the Textus Receptus! Westcott and Hort raised up and introduced a SECOND AUTHORITY in 1881, which contradicted the first, final and only true authority, which is God's Word! So since 1881 the world has has TWO AUTHORITIES!!! Consequently, a THIRD AUTHORITY is needed (which is modern-day scholars) to decide which of the first TWO authorities can be trusted. This is humanism and apostasy, which religious colleges like Bob Jones University are guilty of supporting, sanctioning, selling, using and tolerating! The ONLY authority that a born-again believer needs is the King James Bible!!!!!!!

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 17 Comments [1/18/2019 9:09:43 AM]
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Quote# 142049

Hollywood reprobate actor, Robert De Niro, who stars in the 2016 filthy movie, “DIRTY GRANDPA,” says...

“If there is a God he has a lot to answer for.”
SOURCE: Robert De Niro - Biography - IMDb


What a hypocrite! De Niro says that God has a lot to answer for? No, it is Mr. De Niro who has a lot to answer for. Here's the vile, disgusting and offensive content of De Niro's recent work of darkness, “DIRTY GRANDPA”...

2016 “DIRTY GRANDPA” FILM CONTENTS...

Violence:
- Brief non-graphic violence.
- Infrequent portrayals of hand-to hand violence with little blood and some detail.
- Depictions of fighting and electrocution.

Sexual Content:
- Frequent use of crude and descriptive sexual language and gestures.
- Sexual references and innuendo.
- Infrequent portrayals of sexual activity, with buttock nudity and a little detail.
- Nudity in a brief sexual situation.
- Breast and male frontal nudity in a non-sexual context.
- Full frontal nudity.
- Embracing and kissing.
- Fondling.
- Brief simulated sexual activity.
- Implied sexual activity.
- Frequent crude and offensive scenes.

Language:
Approximately 270 instances of coarse language, including:
- Pervasive use of the sexual expletive, many in a sexual context.
- Frequent use of scatological slang.
- Infrequent use of vulgar expressions.
- Use of sexual, racial, and developmental slurs.

Alcohol / Drug Use:
- Two scenes of drug use involving marijuana and/ cocaine.
- Portrayals of alcohol and illegal substance use, sometimes to excess.
- Tobacco use.

SOURCE: http://parentpreviews.com/movie-reviews/content-details/dirty-grandpa


It is not God Who has a lot to answer for Mr. De Niro, it is us sinful human beings!!! Ecclesiastes 12:14, “For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.” Romans 14:12, “So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.” Hebrews 4:13, “Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.”

I don't condemn any man, for I am the biggest sinner that I know. Thankfully, my sins have been washed away by the blood of Jesus Christ, when I trusted Jesus Christ as my personal Savior at age 13, receiving His sacrifice on the cross for my sins, and believing that He resurrected from the dead three days later for my justification. I feel sorry for Woody Allen and Robert De Niro, who openly reject Jesus Christ and profess to be atheists. In effect, they have appointed themselves to be their own God.

We are all so very blessed by God. God gave us tastebuds to enjoy food, and a wondrous variety of delicious delicacies from which to choose. God gave us our eyes to see, and made the beautiful sunsets and flowers to behold. God gave us our ears to hear, and the lovely music to enjoy. God gives us our breath. Like King Belshazzar, Robert De Niro does not glorify the God in whose hand his breath is. Daniel 5:22-23, “And thou his son, O Belshazzar, hast not humbled thine heart, though thou knewest all this; But hast lifted up thyself against the LORD of heaven; and they have brought the vessels of his house before thee, and thou, and thy lords, thy wives, and thy concubines, have drunk wine in them; and thou hast praised the gods of silver, and gold, of brass, iron, wood, and stone, which see not, nor hear, nor know: and the God in whose hand thy breath is, and whose are all thy ways, hast thou not glorified.” Every way of a man's life is only possible because of God's blessings and power. If it weren't for our omnipotent God, our human heart could not pump blood 100,000 times each and every day of our life!!! How dare De Niro arrogantly say that if there is a God, He has a lot of explaining to do. God owes De Niro NOTHING!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 18 Comments [1/19/2019 3:36:39 PM]
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Quote# 142051

[ on turning in a murderer . ]



If my suspicions are right and he is guilty, then he didn't commit a perfect crime. Therefore, any investigators worth their salt should have been able to crack the case. I don't feel obligated to go out of my way and make their job any easier.

Rachellelogram, The Straight dope 10 Comments [1/19/2019 3:36:47 PM]
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Quote# 58174

{Two children should be limit, says green guru}

Well, on the bright side, if only the "tree huggers" take this seriously, in a couple of decades there won't be any of them left. Only us uneducated, unenlightened, mother earth hating fools will be left.

Mwwwahhhhha!! Won't that just tickle them??

angelka71, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [2/8/2009 1:10:19 PM]
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Quote# 142030

(=Regarding Mike Pence=)

Richard Dawkins Foundation:
Dear @VP,
Your religion is disgusting, oppressive, and anti-intellectual. It isn’t intolerant to point this out to you. Turns out, freedom of speech means we get to tell you that the religion you’re free to believe in is utter nonsense.

Martin Yirrell: And remember we all know God exists.

Martin Yirrell, Twitter 11 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:22 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 142068

on being friends with a pedophile that actively downloads real child porn


Napier: Tough one. I said I'd remain his friend, but without having experienced this scenario I can't say I'm sure


LIONsob: Stay friends and think that the prosecution is politicaly motivated thought-policing.


Joey P : I'd feel sorry for him but remain friends with him. He knows he has a problem and he deals with it in such a way that he's not harming anyone. What he does in his own house, by himself is his business, not mine, not anyone elses.


even sven: I'd have no problem remaining friends with him. People have all sorts of strange fantasies, and as long as you can recognize the difference between fantasy and reality, I see nothing wrong with beating off to whatever.

infovoreAs long as Al has never done anything to a real child and proactively keeps himself away from children, I would remain his friend. I would feel very sorry for him and it would probably squick me out--I'm not sure that the friendship would continue in the same form that it did before the material was discovered. But as long as he had not and would not hurt, bother, or otherwise cause mental or physical harm to actual kids, then yes, I'd stay his friend.


Napier, Lionsib, even Sven ,Joey p, infovore, The straight dope 4 Comments [1/21/2019 5:11:08 AM]
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Quote# 142025

The Massive Population Increase Evidences We're In The End Times

The following graph reveals the startling explosion in the world's population numbers over the past 300 years, especially the past 100 years (i.e., one century). Clearly something very different is happening in the world and this massive growth rate cannot be stopped without massive genocide, murderous abortion, global sterilization or war on an unprecedented scale which will kill billions of innocent souls!!! Everything I just mentioned is already in the diabolical blueprints of the globalists and their monstrous New World Order, which will be completed likely around 2030.

...

I'm just a guy who's a Christian and loves Jesus, and I have a website ministry for the Lord (for which I thank and praise God daily). My personal opinion is that the Pretribulation Rapture is VERY near! The trumpet is out of the case! Amen! I'm waiting for the Uppertaker, not the undertaker! The political saber-rattling between the leaders of the nations cannot last indefinitely. Tension is building! At some point red buttons are going to be pushed and things will BLOW UP!

We're living in a whole new ballgame of predator drones, anti-matter weapons, computer-fired guns, laser-beam weapons in outer space, and new super weapons beyond imagination. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 16 Comments [1/18/2019 9:09:24 AM]
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Quote# 139285

Christianity doesn’t condone homosexuality, but instead, Scripture penalizes homosexuality with capital punishment. Murder is just as evil.

If murder had been legalized in the same fashion as homosexuality, as just being a different culture and perspective on the rights of murderers to exercise their intense desire to slaughter their fellow man, these stories wouldn’t be as sensational. One can argue that many Mafioso are really good people, they just enforce their laws differently than the police. Just look at how many charities Al Capone helped out.

Still doesn’t make him a legitimate good guy. Same with homosexuals. Not to mention, there are a large number of homosexuals seeking to use their adopted children in heinous activity.

Cvengr, Free Republic 13 Comments [7/28/2018 1:05:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 57974

[Evolution does not attempt to account for the ORIGIN of life...]


keep trying to back pedal here...there are all kinds of charts and bogus diagrams with science predicting origins of mankind from animals and back to amino acids and back to simple proteins and back to....to NOT see DESIGN in this process is blindness personified.

Echoes, Harmony Central 14 Comments [2/8/2009 1:04:16 PM]
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Quote# 57959

Do you realise also that if the speed at which the world turned was out by even just as little as one second then we would very soon have a mix up of day and night and all our seasons etc!

Who causes the sun to rise every day? How the seas know their boundaries - wow!

When did the rest of the animal kingdom agree that we humans should be in charge of the planet?

The questions go on and on for us as creationists.

lisa lee, Y! answers 43 Comments [2/8/2009 1:07:57 PM]
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Quote# 142004

Today's Laugh 1-14-19



TRANSCRIPTION

Frog in stewpot over hot stove, reading his computer screen (yes I'm serious).

Pot is labelled JOHN Q SHEEPLE

FROG (reading): "House dems' priorities: no wall, impeach, climate change. Eh.
Being a man is a mental disorder. 'Child conjugals' not abnormal.
Islamists direct school textbooks. Hmm.
OOOH! Ellen has a new game show!

MICK WILLIAMS:
There's a glut of frog legs right now; only gonna get worse.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 16 Comments [1/17/2019 2:23:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 130034

We ended up giving them both spankings. They both got a brushing from me and a dose of the slipper from their father. We also had them write apology letters to their grandmother. We were going to leave it at that but they threw such a fit when we told them they were to be spanked that we decided they needed extended bedtime spankings. At first it was only for three days but they had a tantrum so now it's every night for a week. The way we do bedtime spankings is after their baths they wait in their room in their pajamas. Me or my husband come in and bare their bottoms and we put them in the diaper position and hold up their legs and they get their butts roasted with the spoon. This is only the second time we've done extended spankings and it worked wonderfully. Hopefully they learn their lesson because I really don't want to have to repeat it.



Sophie, Circle of Moms 22 Comments [8/2/2017 12:36:46 AM]
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Quote# 142017

The op-ed’s author wrote that “many federal agencies are now operating more effectively from the top down on a fraction of their workforce” and that “we do not want most employees to return, because we are working better without them.”

Roughly 800,000 federal employees are currently going without pay, and millions of Americans who rely on the agencies those employees usually run — everything from the Food and Drug Administration to the Department of the Interior to the Department of Homeland Security — are going without services, except for those provided by workers deemed essential to national security or public safety.

“Now that we are shut down, not only are we identifying and eliminating much of the sabotage and waste, but we are finally working on the president’s agenda,” the official wrote, adding in conclusion: “Wasteful government agencies are fighting for relevance but they will lose. Now is the time to deliver historic change by cutting them down forever.”

A Senior Trump Official, Talking Points Memo 18 Comments [1/17/2019 2:33:32 AM]
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Quote# 142015

I was doing Bible studies at my local church and the pastor described one time an event to me that changed my view permanently. It went something like this;

He said "When a person sins it crushes the heart of God". He took a piece of paper and said "When we sin it is like this" and crunched the paper into a ball with one hand(we single handedly hurt God). Threw it on the ground and stompped on it. Then he said "this is what every person on the planet is doing all day, every day to God". "7 billion times a day all day". "Who does that to their father"? "We deserve hell". "But through the death of Jesus we got our second chance". "Don't waist the blood". Punched me right in the face that did, I even had a tear run down my cheek at the time. Yes I make errors but never deliberately or without care, that's negligence.

Peter Baumann, Quora 15 Comments [1/17/2019 2:31:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 142044

White-splaining… LMFAO.. SMH.. Sigh.. I am not White. I’m Black.

I’m not White-splaining, because I have no perspective on the White experience; nor care to — I’m speaking as a Black person who has seen racism their entire lives. Do you understand what that’s like?

So to see it here is disturbing…

Maybe you read what I wrote but your own reactionary senses thought “this is a White man” so you immediately assumed I was “White-splaining” or “Man-splaining” .. which just means, you’re not really trying to engage with me in a conversation — but instead tell me why I should shut the fuck up because I’m somehow privileged.

You’re sitting here telling me I have no idea what racism is when I’ve been beaten within an inch of my life by the Cleveland Police Department; when I’ve bad a bottle broke across my face for being a so-called “nigger” at the age of 8 by a bunch of teenage White boys; when I was told I didn’t belong in my neighborhood because I looked like a dope dealer…

Think about your own prejudice to assume SO much about me simply because I said Dear Leader is making racist comments?

Just stop.. and think about what you just said… just slow down for a minute.. damn.

Your response is something of a non sequitur: being a black person who has seen racism his entire life is no more incompatible with white-’splaining than being a woman is incompatible with man-’splaining. White-’splaining is defined by its content, not by the color of the speaker or writer. (Note that I am not commenting either way on the merits of Raucous Indignation’s charge.)
Wow. this is a first on this blog. A black man being accused of whitesplainin. And someone actually defending it as a non sequitur. #arglebargle


BMScott, Daily Kos 7 Comments [1/19/2019 7:05:35 AM]
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Quote# 142031

(In a debate on the right to die)

Slow agnozing deaths build character, u murderers

Bailey Beier, Facebook 15 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 141893

Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe

I can get you guys and others to help me with my plan to restore the true heir to the throne by showing you that it is a cause of social justice. The Wars of the Roses happened because the Yorkists claimed the throne by being senior in primogeniture because they were descended from the daughter of Lionel Duke of Clarence who did not have any sons. The Lancasterians claimed the throne by descent of John of Gaunt since they were misogynists who didn’t think that females should inherit the throne.

The Yorkists were therefore on the feminist side of the Wars of the Roses and Elizabeth II is descended from the Lancasterian side. Therefore for the cause of social justice, you and others should support having the Yorkist heir put on England’s throne. Therefore join my society.

Jacob Harrison,  FSTDT Forums 50 Comments [1/7/2019 1:41:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 97765

If I were President of the United States

-Replace the federal income tax with a system where each citizen pays a set amount of taxes a year to fund the military and other essential functions.

-All other operations of the federal government would either be privatized (Medicare, Social Security), converted to support by user fees (Interstate highways), or eliminated (bloated bureaucracy like the Department of Education and the Department of Energy).

-Repeal all unconstitutional laws, particularly those that target the First Amendment freedoms of speech and religion in the name of political correctness or "nondiscrimination," those that target the Second Amendment right to bear arms in the name of "safety," and those that interfere with the rights of the states.

-Repeal Obamacare and replace with tort reform, the opening up of the sale of insurance across state lines, and encourage people to get HDHP's and HSA's.

-Step up border security and crack down on illegal immigration.

-Ban the ownership of cats and make elimination of this invasive species from the U.S. a top priority.

-Eliminate welfare. Allow private charities to help the truly needy. Those who are able to work should do so.

-Eliminate most foreign aid. It should only be used to help true democracies who are surrounded by hostile dictatorships like Israel.

-Eliminate affirmative action and other programs that discriminate based on race, sex, etc. People should be judged not on the color of their skin but on the content of their character.

-Introduce a "Bill of Gamers Rights" to ensure that video games are not subject to bans or censorship.

-Eliminate burdensome regulations. Trust the free market to reward good companies and punish bad companies.

-Eliminate the minimum wage. It kills jobs and causes inflation.

-Ban discrimination against conservatives in hiring at schools and colleges. Kids should hear both sides of the issues, particularly controversial ones like evolution and global warming.

-Introduce a strict voter ID law and investigate widespread voter fraud in Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, etc. If the investigation deems it necessary, the federal government could conduct the election in those cities in place of corrupt local authorities. We must maintain the integrity of elections.

-Reform the electoral college based on the Virginia plan: 1 electoral vote per district won plus 2 elector votes to the winner of the most districts in the state (split 1-1 in case of a tie).

-Appoint emergency managers to run troubled cities on the brink of bankruptcy.

-Launch a full investigation of the IRS targeting of conservatives. Make sure those responsible are held accountable, no matter how high up they are.

-Introduce a "Right to Work" amendment to the U.S. Constitution so that no one can be fired for refusing to join a union.


What do you say? Do I have your vote?


GoemonFan471986, gamefaqs 99 Comments [11/21/2013 4:21:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Zim!

Quote# 35322

Most of these comments miss this person's point. He cited a page reference where Darwin himself claimed that animals and plants have the same origin. Who believes that plants and animals evolved from the same origin today?

He could have equally argued the origin of the races according to many early evolutionists.

Whites evolved from the more intelligent chimp, Blacks the more primitive ignorant gorilla and Asians from the orangutan. When was the theory of the origin of races disproved?

amoore824, YouTube 66 Comments [2/22/2008 8:17:19 AM]
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Quote# 142029

Richard Dawkins Foundation: A magistrate who resigned rather than perform gay weddings shouldn't be getting a payoff.

(link: http://ow.ly/ZN2e30irT2p) ow.ly/ZN2e30irT2p

Martin Yirrell: Why not, gay wedding are a lie, marriage is only between a man and woman.

Martin Yirrell, Twitter 9 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:03 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 58270

ERVs are good information gone bad. It is a contamination that contaminates according to susceptibility. There are no transitional fossils for any of the millions of species, there is no observed evolution. The flu is just trying to survive and it will never change into a cat. The flu is not even a life form. It is just bad information replicating itself.

seekmosttoprophesy, YouTube 26 Comments [2/8/2009 6:21:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor