FSTDT Quotes for December 2002

Quote# 1769

of course he is worthy of worship. he is the Mighty One, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, he's the wonderful one. if ne thing, u should just worship him out of pure fear of his wrath.

human_torch8406, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 1770

To the contrary, the Bible DOES speak of them. It does not call them “dinosaurs” because the word “dinosaur” was made up over 200 years after the Bible was written.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1771

You are right, Catholics say that they don't believe that they are worshipping Mary, but the fact is, they are. It just takes a non Catholic to be able to see it, because non Catholics don't wear Catholic colored glasses.

cheezit, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1772

Here come the deluge of responses saying "It's not worship! We're just honoring Mary". I wonder if we can apply that same logic to, say, adultery? Just call it something else like "making someone happy". It's not a sin to make someone happy, is it? Plus we can just ignore the commandment for adultery like we did the one for idolatry. It's win-win!

Don, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1773

You worship her. You just call it veneration, homage and respect. But, in fact, you WORSHIP her.

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1774

The whole "praying to Mary is just like asking for another person to pray for you" is a deception that is dumped upon you by your church. I know it's hard to accept if you grew up in it, but you have to examine who is teaching you and examine what they are teaching.

Don, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1775

Praying to someone who is dead is necromancy. Necromancy is divination. The bible says that folks who do that have familiar spirits. Interesting, huh?

Chrystalwuzhere, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1776

I gotta tell you that if you write a book claiming all the things the B[ook of ]M[ormon] claims and none of the claims outside the church founded by the author of the BM can be substantiated, the validity of the document is very suspect. This is down right fiction. Only a charlatan, liar, fraud, maniac or demon would write a book claim it to be a revelation of G-d and not be able to prove anything in the book.

JimB, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1777

Joseph Smith prophesied that the [Church of]L[atter]D[ay]S[aints] would build a temple in Independence, MO, within one generation. Early Mormon apostles and prophets understood and taught that this would occur within the lifetime of those living when the prophecy was made. The temple has still not been built. Some LDS now claim that "generation" was a figurative term.

JimB, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1778

I am the principal of a Christian School. A child in our second grade asked her teacher about "Santa". The teacher told her that "Santa" was a fairy tale not to be confused with Jesus who was not. The next day the parents were in contact with me about disallusioning their child. What was especially enlightening was when the parent expressed alarm when the child asked her "What else have you lied to me about?

Loren B, BaptistBoard 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 1779

The only thing that proves is there are many Biblical teachings about Jesus that satan has mimicked via "santa claus". 1)His white hair like wool. 2)Has a beard. 3)Comes in red apparel. 4)Hour of his coming is a mystery. 5)Is a carpenter. 6)Comes as a thief in the night. 7)Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent 8)Ageless, eternal 9)Giver of gifts. 10)Sits on a throne. 11)Wants little children to come to him. 12)Judges ...and there is so much more! Satan/santa is leading adults and children away from Jesus. Ask any child what christmas is really about.

GrannyGumbo, BaptistBoard 13 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1780

(dont be fooled by your preconcieved notion of what a unicorn is) Most mythical stories see a unicorn as a horse with a horn, but it cannot be prove that this is the proper representation of said animal. Some dinos have horns on their head (triceratops) and I believe there is one [a rhino] that has a single horn.

Tribtime, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1781

And how is it that you know a rhino isnt a dinosaur?

Tribtime, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1782

Ok Leon, I don't get it. A defendant is innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. So God exists until He is proven not to exist. Making Sense....... You just contradicted yourself with your own example. Poorly put.

Wegs, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 1783

Scripture is my ultimate criterion because it is the Word of God. How do I know that it’s the Word of God? Because the Bible says so. I’m well aware that this is a circular argument. I am appealing to Scripture to argue for its own authority.

Ku Bop, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1784

[On miracles from other religions] "The Scriptures are clear that Satan and his demons are real, and that they are deceivers. They have the power to manipulate men and the elements in order to cause miracles and religious experiences for people of other faiths, all for the purpose of taking glory away from the Lord God.

Ku Bop, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 1785

Well proving the existence of Hell will always be impossible, but i guess my thought path goes something like: suppose God is true >> suppose then that the Bible must be true >> Suppose then that Hell exists not in reverse order. And also the fact that theres all that magma downstairs and geothermal energy, so i suppose it wouldnt be a very nice place to be.

Frivolous, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1786

Maybe eternity is the instant before we really die. From the viewpoint of our own cognitive awareness this isnt too hard to believe. Since time and space are one and the same then maybe the eternity we endure before we really die is experienced as an endless expanse of space. But what are we? Fundamentally speaking, we are mass and since mass is energy then it is well possible that Hell can fit a lot of people and be able to continually burn them. I have not been drinking. I heard that in Hell people eat each other. Therefore your soul flesh (the flesh you wear when you are in Hell) probably grows back at a very fast rate, seeing as you would die if you lost all your flesh. This means that you can constantly be burned while not becoming numb to the fire because the new flesh regrowth would have new nerve endings.

Frivolous, Internet Infidels 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1787

In the Bible is an account of the creation of the universe, the significant portion of which could not have been recorded without God Himself relaying the information to the initial recorder.

Asahel, POD Warrior Forum 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1788

Of course I know people have different religious and spiritual beliefs. Isn't that what I was talking about? But now you are getting into absolute truth. Just cause you believe something doesn't make it true. You have no basis for your beliefs, they are just what you believe. I have God on my side.

Wegs, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 1789

Christian, do you believe it is harmful for Christian parents to play the game of "Santa Claus" with their children? Of whom I so fervently refer to as SATAN CLAWS.

DeadMan Walking, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1790

Santa Claus is a child's nightmare that has been agrivated by the rapid demonic threshhold we all call Xmas! Christmas=Baby Jesus being born and forever ruleing over Heaven and earth at the right hand of God. Xmas=Satan in a red suit with furry trim causing department stores to expload with sales and pretending to be the good fat jolly sesonal moral giver!

aLonENoMoRE, POD Warrior Forum 20 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 1791

Jesus didn't condemn slavery on the basis that it was considered normal by Jews and allowed by God. In fact, slavery wasn't even condemned by slaves. They were fed, clothed, given a bed and released after 7 years. Only in todays society is slavery seen as being wrong.

King Russ, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1792

I know that I was asked to remove my signature which said 'DARWINS MOTHER WAS AN ASS' by the moderators which kinda pissed me off, but it's not mysite so I did what I was asked.

dkb, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1793

See, it is a well known fact that fags can't reproduce without molesting and corrupting innocent little boys (girls in the lesbians case) and left to their own devices they will kill themselves off with their promiscuity and filthy sex habits within a very short period of time. Now my wish is that they would repent for their sin but most seem to desire putting the rest of us in danger by spreading their diseases through whatever means necessary to encourage further participation from those of us who otherwise wouldn't give a rat's rear about what they do.

Eric, VoyForums 22 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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