FSTDT Quotes for December 2002

Quote# 1895

Sid, did you know that they've 'kissed and made up'? So have the Lutherans and the RCC. So have the Evangelicals and the RCC. The Dalai Lama is referred to by the head honcho as his best friend, so the Buddhists have kissed up to the RCC as well. The Muslims have been kissed up to by the RCC. The Hindus have been made friends with. The pagans have been kissed up to. Don't believe me?..read uri.org. Everyone has kissed and made up. Can anyone say, Constantine? Pity for them, there are heretics around like you and me, who refuse to 'kiss and make up', and we all know what's going to happen to those who don't.

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1896

Christianity is not a religion, it simply is TRUTH. The truth is never wrong.

Darth Monkyus, POD Warrior Forum UK 22 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1897

Getting any kind of Biblical advice from N.A.T [an atheist] is like asking Ray Charles to tell you about the mona lisa. It's like asking a deaf person to describe one of Beethoven's symphonies.

inverter, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 1898

You said "evolution is not only possible but certainly occured, chances are, they know what they're talking about." Chances ?!?! So you're taking a "chance" with scientists instead of a God who "claimed" He created the earth ?? (I'd rather take my "chances" with the Holy Bible which is perfect and has never been proven wrong in any way, then with imperfect scientists.)

KingDavid, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1899

Science claims evolution, but cannot prove it. Creation has a written record of Noah. Science claims the Big Bang but cannot prove it. Creation has a written record of what was observed by the creator. Science claims when you die you die, but cannot prove it. Creation again has a written record. You may not believe that written record, but that is by YOUR decision. Do you accept George Washington? Napoleon? Chaucer? Voltaire? Shakespeare? Why? All you have is written records of them...

Rom831, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1900

I have never claimed God was proveable. But neither is evolution. If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1901

I'll never claim to be an expert when it comes to religious comedy (LDS), but do they [Mormons] really and honestly believe that Native Americans came from Israel? Was that written on the Golden Hubcap or was that added later at one of the drunken orgies?

RioZahra, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

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Quote# 1902

God can not be proven to exist. I am going to concede this point right from the get go. God also can not be disproved to exist. I am not sure if the atheists within earshot are going to concede this as well or not, if not I would appreciate if they would prove me wrong. It is irrational to believe in that which can not be proven.

Wackyboy, Internet Infidels 10 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1903

So, space/time ceases to exist and then there is nothing left. This nothing spontaneously combusts [for no apparent reason because nothing exists] and you don't believe in god? WOW... that must be the most illogical thing I've ever heard...

Tarmac, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1904

In a spirit of what they would think of as "free-thinking" and the best new idea, they are merely repeating the same words and echoing the same sentiments as generations upon generations right back to Old Scratch himself, Lucifer. "Free thinking", my ass.

sniff, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1905

This is really a question for those who dont believe in God. Where do you think this world is heading. Are we humans going to evolve into humanoids. What ever that is.

hercules1, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1906

The Greek and Egyptian gods were amoral meaning they didn't care what they did or who they hurt. I mean alot of them did pretty nasty stuff to their so called "beloved" people. I don't really see much of that amorality in my God. So err yeah big diference!

Zealot (Judo Trained ish), POD Warrior Forum UK 12 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1907

[Replying to 'but humans ARE primates!']Not according to our creator. Only to your scientists who deny Him.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1908

[On <a href="http://www.netscrap.com/netscrap_detail.cfm?scrap_id=73" target="_blank">hardware evolution</a>]So? That's not evolution, is a process of testing, evaluating what was tested, throwing out what you determine isnt the best, and tweaking what is left." "Try this. I take my car to an automated car wash that has a computer that detects cleanliness. It washes it one time with air and one time with water. It tests it and its cleaner with water. Next time it discards air and tries water and mud. Water wins. Next time water vs water and a cloth. Water and a cloth wins. Next time soap on one cloth and rocks on the other. Soap wins. And after 4100 tries, it can find no better way to wash my car. Tada! Evolution, right!?! Whatever." "And dont give me that nonsence of "not the point". It may not be YOUR point, but it is still the truths. Just because you throw in the word "evolution" does not make it evolution.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 1909

[Replying to 'what's the difference between gnostic and neo-gnostic?']The most significant difference is the spelling. In theory though both are equally miserable burning in eternity and both are in the smoking section. Maybe one merits an window seat....

JimB, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1910

However I believe sickness shouldn't have any hold over us as Christians, Bible says if we lay hands on the sick, they'll recover.

Lizzy, POD Warrior Forum UK 21 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1911

[Replying to 'can people be blinded by faith?']By religions, yes, by Christianity, no. Being a Christian is a personal relationship with God. Before people get saved they are blind to the truth. But, once they get saved, they are no longer blind to the truth.

BurningSon, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1912

I was reading that dogs evolved from wolves around 12,000 years ago, what I want to know is how a purebred wolf evolves into a Chihuahua, for one that doesn't seem like a long enough time, and two, how did the gene structure just change? I mean the wolf would have to have mated with something else. Oh wait that doesn't work.

Badfish, Christian Forums 11 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1913

But I would not be so sure that a lot of forms of sickness is not demonic. For me, I can not tell the difference. If I pray and sickness comes out of a person or if a demon comes out of a person, it looks the same to me. There could be a difference, but it looks the same to me. I was at a buffet a while ago, and someone started to have a epilepsy fit. After not to long I found it very annoying. I decided if they could do that, then I could start to praise God. Then I pleaded the Blood, the Blood, the Precious Blood of Jesus. They quit having their fit, or at least started to come out of it. So we could go back to enjoying our dinner. You got to know who to get mad at, and chances are it is the devil that is causing the problems. The Bible says we will trample devils underfoot.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 17 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1914

I like the analogy of myself to a hurricane.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 24 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1915

I had no idea degrees in logic, reasoning etc. were being called degrees in "math" here in the States.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 9 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1916

Nothing carries weight with you if it disagrees with you, that's clear. That mind is about as flexible as titanium.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 3 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1917

No, I don't care what you do for yourself. You made your decision based on the machinations of a person whose ability to think logically is impaired. You have essentially let a blind man drive you around town.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 1 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1918

As I have already said, I have gone as far as defending you from charges of arrogance brought by others. I have explained to them that you are not aware of what you are doing and that they should cut you some slack, as we say here in the States. Unfortunately many people find that hard to do, and their only recourse is to fight fire with fire, or withdraw. You may consider that the reason many quit debating you is not because you have actually won the debate, but because they could not bear up under your (unintentionally) insulting demeanor.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 4 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1919

I imagine the Pharisees thought Jesus was self-righteous, condescending, etc as well, as did Paul's Judaizing opponents, and Elijah's opponents who served Baal.

jpholding, Christian Website Talk! 8 Comments [12/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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