FSTDT Quotes for August 2002

Quote# 358

[On what they'll be doing in heaven once they get there]

To answer the point of this thread...

We (who are saved) will be judging angels, haveing a 1000 year millenial reign with God as heavenly host, while the jews are in a eutopia on earth due the fact that Satan is bound.

This is after the tribulation....

PM me if you have any questions.

ArchxAngel, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 359

[On why he believes pagans object to Christianity]

It reduces your social life to zilch. He/She's merely providing an excuse so they can do bad stuff and think they get away wif it.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 361

My reasons for doubting are simple, yet incredibly hard to explain. Let me say this: look at modern dogs. They vary so much in size, shape, and other characteristics, yet they are all dogs and are produced not by Evolution (chance mutations with survival of the fittest) but by their built-in ability to reproduce. Yet, if you were to give me a plethora of modern dog bones (died within the last few years), I could eventually assemble them in such a way as to make one set of bones appear to be an evolved version of another set. And I could easy do such a thing by insinuating (and assuming) that any "gaps" in my little "evolutionary record" are simply fossils that haven't been found yet, or have been destroyed by whatever means.

Arctic Fox, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 362

Thanks for having a site like this! It bothers me so much when people still believe all the lies Darwin made up 100 years ago. He was a product of Satan and his only goal was to distort the truth and confuse believers.

dave, CreationTalk 17 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 363

[On the individual books comprising the Bible being written by different authors over the span of many years]

Just because it says that each book was written by a different person doesn't mean that it was.

Think of it this way, if the record that "The Inferno" was written by Dante, not just starring Dante, was lost during publication, people might have falsely accepted it as fact. We might have the Book of Dante.

squareandrare, GameFAQs 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 364

One more thing: Evolutionists; Do you really believe Humans evolved from one celled or multi celled organisms, then to amphibians, then to birds, alligators, then monkeys etc?

Or do you only believe in the evolution that deals with Natural Selection and adaptation dictated by environment, therefore Humans bypassed many different species? Like passed the reptilian phase and straight from Amphibian to bird to monkey, etc.?

Do you really think the world is that old? It would take billions and billions of years to evolve to human, Don't forget some knowledgable scientists believe the world to be quite young and also have evidence to possibly support their claims.

Iron Maiden, Christian Forums 23 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 365

Did you know that all bulls are males? How can these bulls mate to have more bulls? It's your funeral evolutionists. Admit evolution is a pathetic fantasy created by scientists because they can't accept God.

Eternal, Internet Infidels 52 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 366

[After being told 'they mate with cows, you idiot']

Then, why don't the bulls that are born have some bull like features and cow spots? If a bull mates with a cow, wouldn't you get a female eventually? Evolution is dead water.

Eternal, Internet Infidels 32 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 367

The Argument from design.

Points on Earth which exhibits design.

1) Rotating Earth.
2) The sun shining on the earth at just the right angle to produce life and enough energy.
3) Just the right atmosphere needed for life.
4) Plants breathe out what we breathe in.
5) A cell can't form in one spot and then migrate to every place on earth to fill it with cells.
6) Ants can't do that either. How did ants get to different parts of the world?
7) Just the right atmosphere for the earth to produce grass for the cows to eat.
8) How did grass grow first? I don't see grass on any other planets. Hmmm. Thank God for that sun.
9) The miracle of childbirth. It can't just evolve like that.
10) The sun stays in the sky instead of falling down. Gravity should be pulling it down but it just stays right up there. Hmmmm...interesting.
11) We are smart. If we share a common ancestor with monkeys, I found it remarkable that we are so smart and they are so dumb. How did we get so smart?

These are all points for where a God is needed to explain them. No rational human being can think of a rational explanation for all of this. I hope I convinced someone.

Eternal, Internet Infidels 49 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 368

Penis and vagina as proof of God? I know it seems vague but think about it. The penis can pee and have semen come out of it. Only a good designer can make it this way. Did it just "evolve" this way? How is that even possible? It is complex. The way babies are made is truly beautiful. Do you think there is no God after watching a baby grow and develop in the womb? How can it just evolve like that?

Eternal, Internet Infidels 38 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 369

[On genetic research leading to increased life spans]

A much simpler method for attaining immortality would be to accept God's gift of eternal life, hmmn?

The Apologist, GameFAQs 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 370

[On genetic research leading to increased life spans]

A much simpler method for attaining immortality would be to accept God's gift of eternal life, hmmn?

The Apologist, GameFAQs 8 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 371

I have converted 7 MILITANT ATHEISTS to YEC. You might find it hard to believe, but, which atheist wouldn't? Before we engage in discussion about YEC vs. evolution, take a look at these 2 sites and try to read with an open mind.
<a href="http://www.trueorigin.org/9908.htm" target="_blank">http://www.trueorigin.org/9908.htm</a> (debate between a creationist and some evolutionists.
<a href="http://www.trueorigin.org" target="_blank">www.trueorigin.org</a> (exposing the myth of evolution)

Eternal, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 372

Those crazy "scientists" have never produced a human from a bunch of monkeys! Not one different type of cell in MILLIONS of generations of E.coli, nope, they are all still E.coli. Why can't they make dragonflies from fruitflies? If I can't believe in God because I havn't touched Him (well, I have, "spiritually") or havn't seen Him (well I have, "spiritually") then why should I believe in evolution because "smart" people tell me to? I havn't touched or seen a "macro-evolved creature". Have you?

I'm not trying to insult any evolutionists here, but if a certain test MUST be applied to Christianity, why can't it be applied to evolution?

SirLagalott, Christian Forums 17 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 373

Do you believe in things that are not proven? Or do you need proof first? For example, I had pizza for dinner. Do you believe me or do you need proof? If you believe me without proof, why can't you believe in God with no proof?

Eternal, Internet Infidels 27 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 374

You need to go back and read the posts. The question is NOT vague at all. If you exist, were you created? It cannot be any simpler or clearer. If you are created (by means of sperm & egg) then, there must have been a creator. Going back through a long line of making out, the must have been the "original" egg and sperm. That must have self-created (logically impossible) or been created (by God). It is EXACTLY like pregnancy.

That's the problem with you atheists. You lose yourself in all your little doubts and assumptions and "it depends on"s. If you don't want to open your eyes, nobody can help you understand us.

Macbeth, Christian Forums 16 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 375

[After being asked to show evidence for God's existence]

theres no way to prove it without seeing him but about 30 years ago science heard a radioactive "boom" lost in space. it has been guessed to hav been the boom from the earths creation. scientists hav also discovered a great square mass of matter out in space believed to be heaven.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 376

[After being mocked for misrepresenting Newton's laws]

i dont know if u have ever took science class. i think it was newton who discovered it. one of the things he said in the law is "what comes up must come down."

and by the way. there is no law of evolution. darwin the founder even has said it is a theory. and to this day it is not proven. neither is creation but there is more proof to support chritianity than evolution.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 377

[On being asked why Christianity should be taken more seriously than any other religion]

cause of all the proof available. its historically acurate. non-christian manuscripts describe things in it like the flood and jonah and the whale which people wouldnt regularly believe in. one dude wrote that the skys did turn black early and the was an earthquake and people did rise from the dead when Jesus was crucified. And he wasnt a Christian until he saw it all.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 378

i didnt get the "boom" and the great mass of matter info off a website. i got it from a professional apolitic professor. He has been studying this for more than thirty years. I dont know where he got this information but i will try to get a website for you. That is your opinion. that is the evolutionists opinion. for evolutionists, the earth took 2.8 billion years to form. It used to be much more. now evolutionists are thinking the earth has only been around for a few thousand years which is more accurate. and dont tell me this is lying crap i got off the net. i heard it on the news.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 379

[After being asked to explain why chickens have genes coding for teeth if evolution is incorrect]

u give a good argument. in revelation it says that the birds and vultures will eat the many dead. There are some species of birds that do have teeth. The "tooth" gene may have just been a gene that was given to all birds just like the beak or flaps [so they could eat people??]. i will do more research on this and get back on it.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 380

[After each one of his previous hilarious, incredibly stupid claims was painfully refuted]

some of ur stuff was correct...but a bunch of it was crap. let me take another look at it and ill let u know whats wrong

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 381

[Attacking Norse mythology and saying it's unbelievable and unsubstantiated]

Oh ok, but the bible records the conception of humanity.

You know a lot about the bible huh Freodin? Do you know of a more believable account of humanities origin? Or are you an evolutionist.

Badfish, Christian Forums 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 382

[Arguing against genetic algorithms and evolution]

Think about it for a minute: Software does not exist on the computer, but rather in the minds of software engineers.

Vanderzyden, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 383

And why do some many non-Christians get married? I mean, marriage is an institution created by God. It shows up in the bible initially. There is no other evidence that it came from somehwhere else.

Macbeth, Christian Forums 24 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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