FSTDT Quotes for October 2003

Quote# 4754

How do you know God didn't wan't it [the Fall of Man] to happen? For all you know our world could just be a book in some other dimension and that would explaine the Bible Code haveing the future all lied out... Kind of like the Matrix and Jesus is the code to get out.

TruthTraveler, Christian Forums 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4755

God did not invent evolution- evolution is the figment of Darwin's mind. God doesn't need evolution.

Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums 4 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4756

You Athiests really can't handle the truth can ya. Move my thread, close my thread, and worse CAN'T ANSWER MY THREAD... how just and fair of you ATHIESTS or if I'm not spelling it write, I'll call you what the Bible rightly calls you FOOLS.

Prophetessofrage, Internet Infidels 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4757

About the killing before their eyes, these children are the children of evil, and just as the children of baal worshipers were destroyed, so will they be. Is it right by earthly standards? Nope. Is righteous by Gods Holiness? Yep.

S3CUR3 1, PlanetWisdom 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4758

there are no....whatver the fancy name is for them...in-between-species for humans. All the so-called missing-links people find have been proven to be common monkey skulls or pig teeth or people w/ down's syndrome.

cbg0710, PlanetWisdom 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 4759

Dogs do not turn into cats, fish do not turn into birds, cows do not turn into chickens. It doesn't happen. Within a species there may be radical changes, but the species itself does not change.

cbg0710, PlanetWisdom 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4760

These scientists have observed a slight, but consistent change in the shape of the earth over the time they have been measuring it. This change in shape demonstrates that if the earth has been around for the millions...BILLIONS of years assumed by evolutionists, the earth would now be shaped like a pencil or a tube instead of slightly oval shaped.

cbg0710, PlanetWisdom 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4761

It's been a while i talk with you atheist, and what strike me is that you are so critical, analytical, and you reject any evidence against evolution. But you accept every evidence for evolution with faith, and you never apply the same critical mind with each evidence for evolution.

Itiswritten, PlanetWisdom 5 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4762

Sorry! We already have the truth, why would we need to consider what someone else thinks?.. I'm as closed minded as you can get, concerning 'other' gods.

Raterus, Christian Forums 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4763

What could be worse as to buying into and living out a complete lie? JW's [Jehovah's Witnesses] for example I truly feel sorry for them it takes 7 to 10 to undoctrinate them. They eat up lies as if it was ice cream and yet they think they are safe when they are not.

blixation, Christian Forums 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4764

And here's what i think: i'm not a rasist but...i don't like it that atheists are here and polluting the forums, so....either BEAT IT, or converte ;) i still love'ya though...

bENaRNE, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4765

Murder is unjustified killing. If God orders it, that is the ultimate justification.

AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4766

[Replying to 'If God Himself told you to kill someone, would you do it?'] In a heartbeat.

AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4767

So I gotta ask. Are you satisfied with 'we come from monkeys(apes, stupid evolution). Are you satisfied with 'we just die'. Dude, if GOD isn't REAL, then that must mean there is NO hope.

OutoftheFlesh04, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4768

You can get Kent Hovinds Creation Seminar almost 15 hours on CD Rom... for only $8 I payed over $100 for my VHS set IF anyone hasnt seen Kent Hovind it is well worth it.

the truth, Christian Forums 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4769

...reasons why i believe... For one thing, believing that there is an all-powerful God out there who not only made the universe but cares enough about our fate to become his own atoning sacrifice for us is something that gives life meaning... Personally, I wouldn't wish to live a pointless life.

mon chi chi, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4770

Christianity is the only one that passes 'the logic test.' As hard as you may try, I doubt that you can really show the other religions to be very logical at all. Take Islam for example... Wow, who would want to worship THAT god? Oh, and it has both 'love the Jew' and 'slay the infidels' in the same book. We have the Old Testament, aye, with killing in it, but remember that that was judgement upon the tribes of Caanan that was their own fault... Hinduism:.. they can't even decide who to worship!.. Buddhism: Look at it...yeah. Taoism: Doing nothing is the best way to gain oneness with the tao... Wow, 'go with the flow' at its best... Ask any theoretical physicist about entropy, the proven tendency for the universe to go from order to chaos, and you'll see that this tao is a load of cow... Rastafarianism: Black people rule, kill the whities...

mon chi chi, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4771

I think Israel could blacken Syria from one end to the other and nothing of eternal consequence would happen. PArt of the providential care God provides is executed through Israel's bravado.

duckdogger, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4772

[Editor's note: the following series of posts was made in early October 2003 by a would-be prophet on the POD forum. While at first his statements were pretty vague, additional goading resulted in some quite specific predictions, which were, of course, recorded for posterity... Once those fail, the inevitably hilarious rationalizations will be listed in next month's issue.] Are you awakened to the dawn of God's glory? The prophet prohesies to the dead bones: This nation has been under severe attack. But the Spirit of the Lord says,.. 'Those that are hidden, I will bring them to the fore,' says the Lord... in the month of October, I will bring your President to a place of vindication...,' says the Lord... . 'Even the economy shall be raised up in the month of October. Take this and rejoice,' says the Lord, 'for it shall be so!'

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 0 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4773

But the spirit of the Lord says, '...October, will be the month that you’ll hear them surrender. October is the month that I will take My President and I’ll raise him up before the people. There shall be shouts. There shall be shouts,' says the Lord!

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4774

For the spirit of the Lord says, 'it shall be during this month. Even at the beginning of this month I put the words of the prophet into the hearts of the people. I put the words of the prophet that they may hear clearly as a bell that rings...'

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4775

But my president [Bush Jr.], the one that I raised up and placed in the White House and placed in that position, he has prayed, he has prayed fervently and his prayers have come before me.. God says I have once again heard his prayers and because of that great changes shall begin to take place.

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4776

... says the Lord, '... There shall be a breaking of a record in a very unusual place in the United States of America. They shall say, 'this has never happened' as if snow has fallen to the ground in a place that snow has never fallen,' and God says, 'let this be a sign to you that that which I have prophesied and that which I have spoken shall come to pass,' says the Lord!

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4777

Did you read the very first post? Are you familiar with the speech of God? Vague words and extended diatribes? What to you think it means to 'expose those that are hidden'? Do you not know who it's referring to? Hint- Hussein, and Bin Laden and another top Al Qaeda operative [will be captured?].

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 4778

How much more specific do I need to get that it shall happen in the month of October? That the economy will be raised up?.. Or is this an attempt by you to mock the words of God?.. You will witness it. Then you will remember this.

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

WTF?! || meh