FSTDT Quotes for February 2003

Quote# 2214

You do not suppose it [logic] comes from the father of lies though one of his little demons do you? I remember they use to have these cartoons, where a person would have a little angel on one shoulder and a little devil on the other shoulder. The angel would be feeding good things into his ear, and the devil would feed bad thoughts in. Then it was up to the person to decide which one they would listen to, if they would do good or bad things.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 7 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2215

God is not indifferent -- he's there -- you're just having a hard time getting past the blinders that atheism has put over your eyes.

dad4jesus, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2216

God created darkness by withdrawing his light from where Satan and the angels were cast down and evil happened. The light in the Universe now is not coming from God directly as it use to.

theTruth, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2217

And what about enslavement? When you catch a bug that's infecting your house, do you give it a chance to live... do you put it in an enclosed area? Surely, not, so why do you complain about these things? God put them into slavery, but that was the best thing to do. I'd rather them be slaves than out there killing.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2218

Firstly, God didn't make the people choose what they did. He actualized their existence in a situation where they chose what they chose, themselves. Read the "Omniscience and Free Will" thread where you have been refuted.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 5 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2219

The difference between Osama and Yahweh is that one was correct in what it called "evil" and one wasn't correct.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2220

Of course no one ever asks: Where are all the "harmful" mutations that did not survive to reproduce themselves. Sort of sounds like Heaven and Hell to me. Harmful mutations are destroyed and beneficial mutations live forever through reproduction. No wonder Darwin's only degree was in theology. Not science.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 13 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2221

[After reading about the new nylon-digesting bacterium]Evolve to eat nylon, that is so funny. Nylon is a petrolium product, that is what bacteria are suppose to digest. That is what they were designed to do in the first place. They may have 'evolved' to eat sugar and starches because that is junk food for them.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 2223

[Replying to 'the resurrection isn't evidence - it's a claim]So i guess you don't believe that Columbus discovered America? Cause afterall, the only evidence is written account.

Magus55, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2224

What evidence do you have to support your belief the Gospels to be false? What evidence do you have an angel DID NOT visit my father on his death bed?

joelch2, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2225

You avoided my question. I asked you what evidence do you have that the Gospels are FALSE! The burden of proof is on YOU to prove the Gospels to be false. Christians don't have to PROVE anything.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2226

If the resurrection was false, the Jews and the Romans would have proved it 1970 years ago (and there would be records to that affect). No records exist, because the resurrection happened.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 2227

We see a lot of restoration miracles. I have heard of reports of people who have had organs removed and then later on when the doctor goes to take an xray, the body has regenerated those parts, or God may have performed a restoration miracle.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 26 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2228

I am here typing on my computer. I am thinking, so therefore I must be created by an intelligent designer. Otherwise my conscience wouldn't be here at this moment in time.

Matt, EvC Forum 21 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2229

Its hard to talk to you on Biblical issues because I feel you are only here to poke holes in our beliefs. Normally I don't feed the trolls, but since hell is a place you will be so familiar with over eternity, I though you should understand the consequences of being wrong in your beliefs (or lack of them). Hell is a lake of fire, with no shores, no islands, no way out. Those who go there (fallen angels, too), will burn for eternity, the torment never stops, it never goes away, you will never get used to it. I know this is just so much entertainment for you, now. But death will come for you one day. And you will have to deal with what is on the other side. By that time, your choices will have been made-it'll be too late. If I am wrong I loose nothing. If you are wrong...well, I told you so.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2230

Hearing Pascal's Wager actually had a large impact on my becoming a Christian... and Islam, imho, is a knockoff of Christianity... the other religions either fall into Christian knockoffs or Hindu knockoffs... and Hinduism supports dualism, which is logically bankrupt...

Sparklecat, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2231

In the beginning according to science there was a big bang. But also, there was a spinning beginning. The universe started in a swirling motion and everything in the universe is a part of a spinning motion. Even there is a theory that as things spin off of the big bang, they expand in a swirling motion. Usually a clockwise motion. But not everything. There are planets that spin counterclockwise. There are moons that have counterclockwise orbits. There is even a whole galaxy that marches to the beat of a different drummer and is swirling counter clock wise. What theory does science have to explain this? Nothing, zip, zero, zilch, nada. They have no explaination at all for this. What explaination does creationism have for these seemingly backward spinning heavenly bodies? Simple, in the beginning God knew that someone was going to come up with a theory to try to disprove creationism. So God put a reverse spin on parts of the universe, just to keep their theory from being so neat and tidy.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 16 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2232

[After someone explains basic physics]Ok, what did they bounce off of so as to reverse their motion? Can you demonstate to me that two spinning object can reverse their spin, by crashing into each other?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2233

Yeah, right Evolution would not stand a chance if it were not government funded. It is the only government funded religion there is. It would die a quick death without government funding. Of course indirectly it is promoted by the porno industry. Sense the ACLU is porno funded, and evolution is a part of their godless agenda. Then don't forget the gambling money from state run lotteries that supports the godless agenda in our universities. Not that I am against the lottery, it does help our collage students. At least Christians are self supporting and do not have to tap the american tax payer to fund their religion. No one is asked to support their agenda who does not agree with it. But they take money out of my pocket to support the government endorsed religion of evolution in our school systems. To purchase text books that promote evolution and so forth.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 6 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2234

So if someone says that the universe is 14 billion years old, what exactly are they saying? Are we saying the earth has done 14 billion laps of the sun? No because the people who say the universe is 14 billion years old also say that for a lot of this time our solar system wasn't even formed.

judge, Christian Forums 11 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2235

Ha ha ha, ohh, I can't believe you people are being disolussioned like this! Are there not abnormailites in humans? We don't treat all these abnormalities as reactivated evolution genes do we? Anyways, I wouldn't believe that picture [with the X-ray of an atavistic human tail, complete with vertebrae and nerve ganglia] unless I saw the girl herself. Don't believe everything you see.

tom54, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2236

Darwin took truth and twisted it into a lie. A common methoid of satan, you see it from the beginning. The Bible exposes satan and all of his attempts at deception. That is why Darwin has been proven to be false and the people he argued against have been proven to be true. So followers of Darwin have had to replace Darwin's "theory" with a modern post Darwinism or Neo-Darwinism.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 6 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2237

[After someone asks if he even read the Origin of SpeciesI have not read that much of it, why would I need to? There is enough Neo-Darwinism splattered all over the place that I would not have to go back to the origional source. Sooner or later the truth and the error are going to have to be seperated out.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2238

Those who do not know God are by nature sons of the devil. Satan is their father. When we are born again, we take on the divine nature of God and we are once again made in His image as Adam was before the fall. We then become son's of God.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2239

[To a Wiccan]Your God and Goddess have done a very poor job of making themselves known.

Rize, Christian Forums 11 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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