FSTDT Quotes for April 2003

Quote# 2847

People today are so brainwashed! Why don't people question scientist's theories?

Blessedx4, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2848

[To someone questioning the doctrine of hell on ethical grounds]Sorry to miss your point, and I understand where you are coming from....and believe me, if I listened to my conscience all the time, I'd depart the faith.

chrislb, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2849

Iraq is now wide open for the proclamation of the gospel, y'know?

faline, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2850

[Replying to 'would you accept the claims in the Qu'ran?']Depends. Something of a miraculous nature, no. Because Christianity is true that report is either false or of demonic origin.

spl_cadet, Theology Web 5 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2851

I see the ACLU has its dick where it doesn't belong once again. I think making him [a student] read the bible was an excellent punishment for a faggot. Detention obviously isn't going to make him realize that his ways are wrong, but perhaps the word of God will.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 2852

They apparently assigned it because he was running his mouth about his sexuality. The school has every right to assign additional reading as a punishment. Make students smarter rather than waste everyones time by having them sit in detention. OMG NO it's a CRIME! Being a faggot is the only real crime here; a crime against humanity.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2853

Abandoning 5000 years of progress because some sick people don't like the fact that religion condemns them, and since society is so dead set on equal rights, the popular idea is to throw religion out the window.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 5 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2854

Talking about being a homo is disruptive to the learning envoirnment. Just like girls wearing skirts that are too short can be punished for breaking the rules, even though they have 'free speech,' it's perfectly appropriate to punish someone for talking about his sexuality especially because his particular sexuality is controversial and disruptive. The school believes that his conduct was inappropriate to the school enviornment and issued the punishment of reading from the bible: A very appropriate punishment. He should do his assigned reading and shut the fuck up.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 3 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2855

But that doesn't give a child the right to disrupt the school enviornment, talking about how much of a faggot he is. What he said and what he is is largely irrelevant to the issue. He disrupted the school day by bringing up a controversial issue at an obviously inappropriate time. He was appropriately punished. The only reason this is even an issue is because the ACLU stuck its dick in the matter to try to push its liberalism and pro-faggot stance.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2856

And do answer your question, if God undeniably said torture was acceptable, then yes i guess it would be since He can't be wrong or do that which isn't holy ( which is the reason why i don't think He would ever say torture is ok for us to do, since it isn't holy).

Magus55, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2857

[Trying to reconcile 'no death before the fall' with empirical evidence]As for the [T-Rex] teeth, I saw how it would become useful for eating trees (I realize this sounds ridiculous). Given those teeth (I looked at a website with teeth from many dinosaurs), I saw that the teeth would be well suited for tough wood as well.

look, Christian Forums 11 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2858

The velociraptor has a sickle shaped sharp claw in the middle of each foot. I saw that this could have been used for the purpose of climbing trees.

look, Christian Forums 28 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -5

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Quote# 2859

As for the bones with 'teeth marks', while it does seem to be from carnivore teeth marks, the marks may have been caused from acidic sediment. The marks also could have been caused from sharp objects that were undoubtedly thrown around by the swirling waters of the flood. These dinosaurs had to have been swirled around, like clothes in a washing machine, in this catastrophic flood.

look, Christian Forums 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2860

Have you considered that the fish 'eating' a fish when it got fossilized, could be a simple case one on top of another? Or perhaps both were dead and in what must have been a swirling malestrom, one got "stuck" in the other's mouth?

look, Christian Forums 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2861

It may be that the dinosaurs were from that earlier kingdom when Satan was given a kingdom (a small one).

look, Christian Forums 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2862

If you accept evolution you deny God, you are therefore an atheist.

Willowolf, Christian Forums 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2863

Another theory I can advance is that some of the bugs that lived underground survived [Noah's flood] via hibernation.

look, Christian Forums 3 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2864

[On tree-ring dating]Wonder how much the guy who kept track of all of the tree's birthdays got paid? He was there when it was just a seed, right?

look, Christian Forums 2 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2865

What musuems (cities) house half fish/hlaf monkey fossils (etc)?

earthless records, The Bridge Forums 15 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2866

It has nothing to do with me not liking the idea of being random. It has to do with making sense. Out of the millions of miles earth is from the sun, if we were 10 miles in either direction, the planet would be nearly unihabitable. The planet was put in its precise orbit by God, not some lucky chance.

DMBRice, The Bridge Forums 5 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2867

This is an unfair match because we recognize that esince evolutionists are highly trained in storytelling and they have been doing this for years with ample government funding. This funding permits them to avoid earning an honest living like creationists have to do and to devote their every waking minute to making up new stories and publishing them in their private magazines.

Socratism, Theology Web 13 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2868

Of course, evolution is compatible with 'Christianity' of a wimpy liberal sort, e.g. the type held by 'Christian' women who unequally yoke with unbelievers.

Socrates, Theology Web 3 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2869

I first developed some need in the afterlive, which later developed into belief in God. From your post I gather your first lost your belief in God, and later saw no need of the afterlife.

jmborr, Internet Infidels 1 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 2870

Except that evolutionism has NOTHING to do with science and math and EVERYTHING to do with bigoted materialism. We already know that Jimmy has the typical humanist hatred of Christianity and Patriotism.

Socrates, Theology Web 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 2871

Amazing how 'Allah' hasn't straightened out all those people praying to him about all the wrong ideas they have. Instead of leading them to Christ and out of a satanic religion 'Allah' continues to grow Islam at a rapid rate leading millions to hell.

JoeNC, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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