FSTDT Quotes for April 2003

Quote# 2872

my personal belief is that allah is a pagan moon god who is now a minion of Satan...

rev. jeff, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 16

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Quote# 2873

People can twist the truth any way they want, but facts are still facts. Isalm = Evil, all of it, every single person involved is 100% aginst Christ, again, I say, EVIL.

Dorga, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2874

Yes it happened [Balaam's donkey spoke]. And there is no evidence for the contrawise, so why shouldn't I believe it?

spl_cadet, Theology Web 28 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2875

If a talking donkey is so indicative of the gullibility of them ancient hebrews (and by implication, us Christians), why wasn't there more of them? How many talking animals are there in the Bible? 1....er...1.

Solly, Theology Web 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2876

evolution is based purely on the imaginations and fantasies of scoffers of the Bible. There's no science involved.

Timmy, BaptistBoard 11 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2877

The Paluxy river in Glen Rose, Texas... was found to have millions of dinosaur and human footprints side by side! Now if them years were millions of years old why are there human footprints beside dino ones??

Timmy, BaptistBoard 21 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2878

One of the reasons I was impressed with creationist writing and speaking at the beginning was not just their use of data, but the attitude with which it was presented. Instead of hearing, or reading, “this is the way it was” as though it were already known for sure, I was hearing an invitation to think and reason for myself, which was quite refreshing.

Helen, BaptistBoard 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2879

When it comes to Catholicism, he's [Jack Chick is] SPOT on, 99 percent of the time...

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2880

There is a big difference. The roman and greek mythology is set (to borrow from starwars) 'long long ago in a land far far away'. Nobody understood the roman mythology as having occured down the road in palestine a real number of years ago.

jason, Theology Web 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 2881

[Commenting on the works of the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, Stephen Hawking]This thread, as well as 'Universe in a Nutshell' suffers from marked 3-dimensional thinking. 'Universe in a Nutshell' was a very poor read. I read it last weekend and found myself laughing at some of the idiocy.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 2882

And no, hawking isn't an idiot, though I distrust cripples.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 26 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 2883

My point is that the vast majority of cripples use their crippled status to gain an advantage over everyone else (Example: Casey Martin). That is why I distrust cripples in general. It isn't that a cripple couldn't earn my trust; it would just be more difficult for him than an able bodied individual.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 27 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2884

So doing a detailed study of something requires that one takes a class for it in a university and reads books papers written on it by 'real scientists'? Wow, I never knew that. Thanx for enlightening me.

Calligirl, YouDebate.com 5 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -1

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Quote# 2885

Do you know why the creationist students are failing in our highschools and colleges? Because most of them teach evolution! If you don't believe in evolution (or at least pretend to) you're history! I have heard countless stories of my friends getting F's on everything from homework to tests because they didn't use evolution as the premisis for their answers. They used God. That is why they are failing.

Calligirl, YouDebate.com 37 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 2886

I think it is hilarious that you still think that in order to do a detailed study of evolution, you have to read 10 different books on it and take brainwashing classes from a university. Maybe you just like making yourself feel superior to me...who knows...

Calligirl, YouDebate.com 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 2887

how did a particle of star dust turn into a living organism?

Debater, YouDebate.com 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2888

since you follow darwin would it suprise you to learn that darwin's theory is based off the asumption that microbiology doesn't exist and that if microbiology was proven to exist he stated that his theory would be dead

Debater, YouDebate.com 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2889

the only difference between a human and a Neanderthal is that neanderthals have larger bones.

Debater, YouDebate.com 14 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2890

To tell the Christ-rejector that God loves him is to cauterize his conscience as well as to afford him a sense of security in his sins. The fact is, the love of God is a truth for the saints only, and to present it to the enemies of God is to take the children's bread and to cast it to the dogs.

Zeus, Christian Forums 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2891

Hydrogen and oxygen are volatile agents of combustion, but the same are the only ingredients of water which douses combustion. The designer/creator of these must've had a chuckle, thinking about folks like you when he designed it all so mindbogglingly inexplicable.

buzsaw, EvC Forum 23 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2892

hey evolutionists I can get you a good deal on the brookyln bridge. lol I hear the circus is hiring.

6000yrs, EvC Forum 34 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2893

Darwin started off as a student of natural theology, but then he defected and joined the other side. Without even knowing it, he became a father of sorts and lead 2/3 of science astray.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 1 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2894

I just try not to think too hard and let God worry about how He did it. My Job is to have faith in Him and believe His word.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2895

WOW! A whopping people <U>82</U> people world wide have died of SARS (give or take a few) and we are going to 'quarantine' those suspected of carrying the virus yet just under half a million people have died from AIDS (IN THE US ALONE [presumably 21 million world wide]) with almost a million others slated to die (816,149 IN THE US ALONE [presumably 42 million world wide]) and we aren't allowed to quarantine those who are infected. WHY? Because those who are infected (for the most part) are FAGS (a protected group of sick and twisted, disease ridden, child molesting, abominable perverts.) AAAAAAAH! Political Correctness... isn't it GRAND

Eric, Abiding Love Forum 13 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 2896

About the fossil thing. I am about to make you look silly---be warned. THAT WAS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A SCIENTIST. Kent Hovind. You can go look him up if you want.

leilani, MSN Bushisms Slate 39 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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