FSTDT Quotes for August 2003

Quote# 3629

[Replying to 'homosexuality is natural']I'm sure there are parents of homosexuals who would disagree.

Lola, Christian Forums 14 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 3630

Also go to www.google.com search engine and type 'evolution' and you will get plenty of stuff from very educated, intelligent scientists who believe your uncle was a gorilla. Good luck

KJsole, Theology Forums 8 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 3631

Evolution does say that we evolved from monkeys and micro organisms. Particularly hard core evolutionists.

Badfish, Christian Forums 7 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3632

Actually, what they have is a bunch of different skeltons that they have found. In a lot of cases they do not know if it is a man or a monkey. There are times when half the so called experts will say it is a monkey or an ape, the other half will say they think it is a man.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 3633

The [fossil hominid] skulls are from men who lived several hundreds of years old. The top of the head becomes longer and the face leans back with age, creating a more apelike appearence. And they were actually superior to us in lots of ways.

pudmuddle, Christian Forums 5 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 3634

It says Cain was in the process of constructing a city, it doesn't say there was people in it. Genesis isn't exhaustive, but it doesn't say there was people in the city Cain was building.

Badfish, Christian Forums 4 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 3635

[After someone asks what the heck Cain was doing building a 1-person city]I don't know, I'll read more, but thats what it says, maybe he was getting ready for people, he knew to be fruitful and multiply. Besides somebody had to start building a city, he was building, not completed building an empty city.

Badfish, Christian Forums 7 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 3636

Now with all that out of the way; was BURNING SODOMITES ALIVE, a loving thing?... YES. The BURNING ALIVE OF THE SODOMITES WAS A LOVING THING!!! GOD is love, correct? If you don't believe me, go read 1 John right now... So when HE burns alive all the Sodomites the core of that action is love. YES, tough love, but none the less love.

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 22 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3637

Yes, Miss 'A', the burning of the sodomites was a violent act. GOD sometimes is violent (see the flood in Gen.). This is what I'm trying to get at. We have made GOD into a Dancing Bunny that just sits up in heaven bouncing and dancing and throwing candy all around HIM. Uhhh, you obviously got the wrong concept!

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 14 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3638

I think one of the reasons why Christians are so 'obsessed' with this subject is because their agenda is being shoved down our throats. They want to be recognized as equals as far as man and wife are concerned and that goes against God's Word.

Readthe book, Christianity.com Forums 10 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3639

1. I'm not as preoccupied by homoSEXuality, as I am THE LACK AND ABSENCE OF THE WRATH OF GOD in our modern day Church. 2. WHY CAN'T MOST OF YOU SEE LOVE IN THE BURNING OF SODOMITES???

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 31 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 3640

I can kind of see where you are coming from. However, this thread is titled, 'Burning Sodomites alive, a loving thing?'. And I made it very clear that I was speaking about GOD burning sodomites, not JoJo, down the block. So I'm kind of confused where witches and inquisition folk got in there?

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 4 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 3641

How is it that there are so many happy, joyous, and fufilled nuns in the world? These women have given up freedom, possessions, children, and marraige, and yet, they are joyful... Does this speak to any athiests in support of the existence of God? If not, to what do you attribute their happiness?

Gemma Therese, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 3642

I feel sorry about your (apparent) lack of intelligence... But that is not the point of this thread. You have still evaded the question -- Why are sisters happy?

Gemma Therese, Internet Infidels 0 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -8

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Quote# 3643

Well, if it makes you feel any better, the god in question might have chosen those numbers [in the lottery] on the basis of who he wanted to win the large runner-up prize. After all, every choice has a certain amount of by-product effect.

Ojuice5001, Internet Infidels 0 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 3644

According to my theology, the gods' primary influence on the world is chance events. And what's more of a chance event than gambling? Therefore, each god must strive very hard to be the one who controls the state lotteries, and even standard casino gambling must be valuable.

Ojuice5001, Internet Infidels 2 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 3645

Hey, why mess around with religion, politics, the weather, and the populations of small animals (all of which are also excellent ways for the gods to influence the world) when you can just decide which numbers come up in the lottery? But anything that valuable must be a highly coveted commodity, so any given god doesn't control the lottery all the time. In this vein, it seems strange that Yahweh would forbid gambling. I think the likely explanation is that that was a non-inspired mistake in the Bible--an imperfection not put in by Yahweh at all.

Ojuice5001, Internet Infidels 0 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 3646

Creation Science is not supposed to be 'intellectually honest' because it is not based on fallible human intellect. God is above and beyond logic and reason.

dayton, Christian Forums 11 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3647

Hell is a lake of fire. There are no shores, no islands, no way out. The fires are real and eternal. It never stops burning. The pain never goes away. People will never get used to it.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3648

[After a gay man is elected Bishop]In my eyes, the Episcopal church has declared they HATE God. Its an all out denial of God's diety. Whats next, clergy that openly rape and murder?

needhimforever, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 3649

Many times God warns us about homosexuality. In Romans chapter one, God ... removes the restraint of evil: allowing them to sink to depths of depravity previously denied to them. If this man is unrepentant, there is no evil he will not do!

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3650

The burden of proof falls on those (you) who accuse (or suggest) that the Gospels are not truthful.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3651

i believe in survival of the fittest, not evolution. all of the recent findings of pre homo-sapians have been disproved with the findings of dna, proving that that they had mixed a couple of bone fragments from different species.

serendipity79, Christian Forums 4 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 3652

Actually, newer findings are showing that the theory of man evolving from ape is now probably false. Now that we can examine DNA, they are finding that they have mixed bones that were fossilized near each other thousands of years ago and created the illusion that they belonged together while in reality the bones belonged to different species.

serendipity79, Christian Forums 11 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 3653

it is completely absurd to to think that a single cell, by chance can turn into a complex organism such as a human being... how likely is that really? it is so absurd. that anyone could ever believe that

serendipity79, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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