FSTDT Quotes for February 2004

Quote# 6113

King James version is the most accurate version and best bible you can get on the planet today, if you have done your research about Satanism, Illuminati, NIV bibles and other phoney translations that are made solely to attack Gods word ... you will know why KJV is the most accurate... Guys this is God speaking to me today here, he confirms things to us in such wonderous ways, that sometimes ... Theres just no words to describe his wisdom and knowledge.

Scorpion, Tribulation Forces Community 16 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6114

As for predictions [derived from the theory of creationism]...hmmm....Christ is coming again soon....that's one prediction I'm eagerly awaiting... As long as there are scientists operating with an agenda to disprove God thereby tainting there findings it won't happen. Many scientists in investigating evolution etc have come to Christ once they realized the foolishness of evolution...it's a statistical impossibility.

TFCDR, Tribulation Forces Community 3 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6115

One thing that I really love and enjoy about our good old KJV Bible is the fact that it has all of the answers for any and every situation. So, on the authority of the word of God (we don't have to worry if it's politically correct or not), we can say (as Preachit said) give him the gospel, and a good and permanent dose of execution (pick your favorite, it mattereth not). Personally, I like the electric chair. Beef it up to 100,000 volts at 5,000 ampere capability. That comes out to 500 million watts of raw, brute power. 'Why so much?', you ask. Because everything that I design and build is loaded with 'overbuild'.

LIGHTGAFFER, OnlineBaptist Forum 17 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6116

[That gay marriage poll on a fundie website is for it] Probably because the queers specifically target that stuff and cast their vote. For a minority, they are awfully loud.

Kitagrl, OnlineBaptist Forum 5 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 6117

It is true that these secret sPells barbie dolls [the witch barbie] do have a demonic spirit attached to them. All occult stuff do. Some christians just don't want the truth. That's why they come on here and argue so much. Also, satan as his agents on here as well. Those are people that are heavily into the occult and satanism. Some of them pose as christians. The Holy Spirit even revealed that to my wife and I have learned a lot about what goes on in the occult in the last while... Those who invented secret sPells barbie, they know what they are doing. There is poeople leading the occult scheming to lure the youth into the occult.

Jason, Christianity.com Forums 5 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6118

The fact is, not one bone of Christ has ever been discovered. And this fact only helps to support the belief that Christ rose again from the dead, thus proving His divinity.

Dr. KJV1611, Christian Forums 47 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 6119

Stupid no, but Blinded yes, I always see those who don't accept Jesus as a temporary blind people, I myself am very happy that I am born in a christian family and I have known Jesus since I was a kid.

Zaphenath-Paneah, Christian Forums 3 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 6120

I don't need help from you because God is helping me always, I think If you don't need God's help you will be just like what you have written below your online/offline status,'A dead man'

Zaphenath-Paneah, Christian Forums 1 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6121

believe me there will be no smilies in Hell...

Zaphenath-Paneah, Christian Forums 15 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6122

Don't even try with me, I have tons of contradictions for the Quran, Belive me I know more about Islam and its contyraictions than some of the moslems themselves

Zaphenath-Paneah, Christian Forums 11 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 6123

I don't need to get you verses from the Quran to convince you about Jesus that he is God because I have what is stronger than any religious book in this world which is the bible itself.

Zaphenath-Paneah, Christian Forums 4 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6124

Sounds more like a fear of the truth from the Muslims than anything else. It's the same thing as someone making up a lie then having to make up other lies to prove the first lie is true. Pretty soon, none of it makes sense.

Carico, Christian Forums 3 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 6125

Yes. I will venture to say that it is a sin for a Christian to vote for anyone who doesn't recognize our Christian right to Christian marriage and Christian reproduction.

john crawford, Christian Forums 28 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 6126

I know evloution is a lie because Jesus told me the truth. All you have to do is pray and Jesus will tell you the truth. You don't need a PhD for Jesus to tell you which is why christrains are smarter than athiest scientists.

Jesus-Servant, Christianity.com Forums 10 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 6127

by the way, do all you darwinists also believe in his hierarchy of humans, the white male being at the pinnacle, ranging down to the almost white italians, greeks etc., down through the asians etc. etc. til you get to the aborigines and the retarded take up the rear...just interested in your thoughts on that

trublvr, Christianity.com Forums 22 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 6128

I am an historian with a minor in Anthropology and I understand the truth of the Bible. First, God did not create dinosaurs man did. What we fell to realize, that these ancient people were geniuses, as the Bible stated in Gen. Chapter six... Now it is clear that God state that every imagination of evil man did. He did mess with DNA back then and started genetic breeding with reptiles and other animals. Jurassic Park was not completely false. Satan wants to create and he is using man hoping to make this attempt, but he cannot. What man did do was make dinosaurs, Cyclopes, mermaids, neantherdal and cavemen, centaurs, and other deform creatures... What God did during the flood is wipe out all of the animals and creatures that He did not create. Using the flood, and water which is a catalyst that speeds up the chemicals on the earth God quickly decompose all of the billions of people who died in the flood... Satan wants us to believe that dinosaurs lived millions of year, not so!

stinsonmarri, Christianity.com Forums 26 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 6129

[Replying to "You don't understand evolution"]i don't But it is still bull

Banned-Soul, Christianity.com Forums 9 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6130

The GOD of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob is not like you. HE isall-Powerful, all-Knowing, Omni-Present; a dis-embodied ultra dimensional beingthat we call GOD. HE doesn't see the universe like you or I do. And to top itall off HE has killed more people HIMSELF than all the wars put together.1. HE drowned all human beings to death (save Noah and his family) in the flood.2. HE swallowed and crushed to death 40,000 men, women, and children in Korah'srebellion.3. Remember the Egyptian Army, and the Red Sea???4. The Walls of Jericho, Who flattened them?5. Who killed the first born in Egypt?6. Who took the breath right out of the lungs of Ananias and Saphira?7. Has anyone besides me read the book of Revelation? Where do you think allthat wrath is coming from???GOD has no problem with killing... War is a tool that GOD has used and will useto control evil knuckelheads!!!

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 18 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6131

I see Berlin in ashes and see absolute magnificence. I see the demise of a corrupt regieme and dead nazis. This makes me smile. Because I know they can not put human beings into ovens and burn them alive!!! So maybe you see the Monalisa as a thing of beauty, and that is fine... GOD is going to light billions of human beings on fire for all eternity. Is HE unstable???

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 18 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 6132

Kal those same [gay] surgeons would have been stoned to death in the old testament. And if they do not become Born Again, will be lit on fire for all eternity. What kind of kick is that? I definatly do not want a homoSEXual coming near me with a needle or a scalpal.

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 16 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 6133

The latest acceleration in our nation’s homosexual advance is but a small part of the overall attack on our country’s founding principles. The funny little gay guys prancing around our reality shows each night are but a distraction while the major assault moves forward. The goal of this offensive: complete separation of Church and State forever. If you adhere to the traditional Christian teachings, you have no place in any of the fifty states... If the Bible condemns an act as sinful, then our society must not adhere to the same standard. To do so would bring the Church and the State in line with each other. If God says something is wrong, the Law must say it is right.

jamesrrobison, Christianity.com Forums 8 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6134

no, the generations have just not changed yet-when the people of my generation are in charge if we have that long! then you will see that james robison is right. Men have begun to utterly reject the bible so much that they will do the opposite out of spite...

eustace, Christianity.com Forums 7 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 6135

Unrepentant heathens will be lit on fire for all eternity!!! They will have resurrected bodies that can never die. However, they will be on fire and burn in intense unimanginable pain and suffering!!! Screaming from the tops of their lungs for trillions and trillions of googles!!! Never, ever, not even for one (1) minute having rest from being on fire!!!... There are not long enough graphs to put the equation of eternal Suffering and pain on. Think of being in your garage and accidently having the gas can fall on you and spill all over you and your clothes. Then your nieghbor throws his cigarette over the fence and fffrrrooommmmm!!! You've just been lit on fire! You start screaming and yelling for help! Your eyes are burning with fire so you can't see, therefore you run into the outside wall of your house and fall down and just keep burning and screaming in pain!!! Well that would be a vacation to those who will burn in the lake of fire!!! What's my point? Even if the homoSEXuals, liars, ABORTIONists, and all haters of GOD, succede in their political whoredom, who do they really wind up burning in the end???????

Sola Gratia, Christianity.com Forums 36 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

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Quote# 6136

lucifers' 1, 2, punch combo comes like this. 1. The U.N. and any form of humanism. This is the brains of the operation. The Jab if you will. 2. Hollywood/Media. This is the forceful tool used by the humanists to get across their message. This is the Over-hand Right!!! HOWEVER!!! God has a devastating counter Punch to this combo of the devil. It's called the LAKE OF FIRE!!!

sola gratia, Christianity.com Forums 13 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 6137

It's clear that music itself is NOT amoral--certain styles of music reflect different attitudes. A wordly, sensual style of music cannot be combined with 'Christian' words. That's the problem with a lot of CCM today--they take a beat and a music style used in sinful, ungodly music, and try to slap on some Christian words, and say it honors God. There is no Scriptural justification for Christian rock music!!!!!

Tim2002, Christianity.com Forums 11 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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