Quote# 6416

Bateria's ability to become resistant to antibiotics is not evolution, it's minor mutation, an immune reaction. Mutated bacteria are still bacteria, not fluffy rabbits. BTW, when I say that I have spoken to biologists and the like, I mean in a social capacity, since my elder sister is a biologist and she gets lots of visitors form colleagues abroad(probably cos she's a babe!!). She too doesn't believe in evolution, interestingly enough, and a lot of the arguements I have used here were first brought to my attention by her. So, for those who think me and Aysia are narrow-minded and blabbering on incoherently, go out and answer the very real and valid points we have raised and prove us wrong. My old favorite is: what keeps evolving organisms alive since they have no functional vital organs?

Gumby, Acne.org message board 11 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6417

There is no fossil evidence to prove that bird feathers once evolved from reptile scales. Au contraire, feathers appeared 'suddenly' in the fossil record as a complete, distinguished species of their own... I think it's my turn to pervasively screech, 'DO YOU PEOPLE READ ANY SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE AT ALL?!'

Aysia, Acne.org message board 10 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6418

Credibility is what you want it to be. If your narrow-minded prejudice prevents you from accepting that unfortunately, your ancestors probably didn't jump around vines with harems of beautiful semi-woman chimps while extracting dirty lice from each other's cooch, then it's a fault on your part - not mine.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 11 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6419

You know, this getting really fucking old really fucking fast!!!! Volant keeps on asking me to provide certain scientific evidence to back up my claims while I am all the time appealing for him to use his common sense and logic!!!!!..So the question must be asked (for like the 100th fucking time!!): What life support system did these evolving i.e. developing organisms have? What kept them alive while their hearts, brains, lungs, ect. were still being constructed? These organisms didn't have the benefit of a nice cozy womb, no, they lived out there in a cruel dog rape cat world. Do you see what I'm getting at? No? Let me explain. Evolutionists want you to believe that evolving organisms with effectively no brain, no heart, no lungs, no kidneys i.e. no vital organs lived healthy and productive lives. Have you ever seen a guy with no brain, no heart, no lungs walking around, pinching woman's asses? NO! WHY? BECAUSE IT'S PHUCKING PHYSICALLY AND BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Understand?????? So until evolutionary scientists come up with a feasable explanation as to to how evolving life forms with non-functional vital organs managed to keep themselves alive and healthy for all those tens of millions of years, I will continue to say'You guys are full of shit!!!!!' Is common sense good enough Volant or will you still be requiring scientific evidence on what I've just said?

Gumby, Acne.org message board 33 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6420

Fucking Brilliant. I don't love many people, but I do love you Gumby..

Aysia, Acne.org message board 8 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6421

And since we're on the subject of God, you might want to check out one of my older posts where I proved using the laws of physics and nature that God does indeed exist and that without Him truly nothing could exist. I'd provide a link to the original thread but I can't remember it so you'll have to look for it yourselves.

Gumby, Acne.org message board 11 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6422

Volant is one of those people who thinks he knows-it-all merely because he's sweat a brow by reading a few books written by mainstream logically-challenged evolutionists who think aliens are the missing link in green neon-glo booger monsters. He can't really explain anything without having to resort to pompuous heretics (and books spewn forth by scientists who have a personal vendetta against the possibility of God) who's historical achievement in science is as landmarked as a highly trafficked pile of horse-shit... I have nothing but respect for Gumby. At least he gives precise, well thought out and concise arguments reflecting that his knowledge isn't contrived as a result of visiting a few websites and acting smart. Gumby should inspire the 'neutral' section to really decide who's living in a fairytale world.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 0 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6423

I see that for all the attempted rebuttals, nobody has been able to refute my claim: What keeps an evolving organism/animal with a semi-evolved i.e. non-functional i.e. practically useless heart, brain, respiratory/reproductive system alive and breeding for millions of years? Any takers?

Gumby, Acne.org message board 5 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6424

LISTEN ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!! I DID NOT SAY GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK [about creationist misconceptions] I SAID GO FIND THE SPECIFIC ANSWERS, WRITE THEM UP AND THEN POST THEM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME AND AYSIA HAVE GONE TO A LOT OF TROUBLE AND EFFORT TO PROVIDE ACTUAL DETAILS WITH OUR ARGUEMENTS SO THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS RETURN THE FAVOUR!!!! ONE MORE TIME: NO LINKS, NO BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS, ONLY ACTUAL QUOTES, ONLY ACTUAL SPECIFIC INFORMATION PERTAINING TO THE QUESTIONS RAISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Gumby, Acne.org message board 20 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6425

Sorry Piso, read all three links and NONE OF THEM explain any of the questions I raised. They go on about an organ functioning even though it's not fully developed. I didn't ask about ANY organ I asked about VITAL ORGANS i.e. brain, heart, lungs, kidneys and what kept the animal alive while they were evolving them. You can't seriously be suggesting that a half formed, unbeating heart is going to keep someone alive nor can you be suggesting that half-formed, uninflated lungs will do the same. Back to the drawing board for you!!

Gumby, Acne.org message board 5 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6426

If what Piso says is true than if a 4 month old foetus was pulled put of it's mother's womb, it wouldn't die but 'adapt' and grow up to be healthy and productive member of society because the brain, heart and lungs aren't really THAT vital... quit acting like a moronplease.

Gumby, Acne.org message board 6 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6427

We are not discussing the evolution of organs, we are discussing what keeps an organism alive while it is evolving this vital organ, since it isn't evolving this organ just for the hell of it. You see my point?

Gumby, Acne.org message board 10 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6428

If my kid ever talks like that I'd scoop his eyes out, throw it in a jar full of Indian spices mixed with dog urine, and shove it up his ass with broken glass ornaments while slitting his throat with the best razor blade I can find at the dollar store. Then I'd strip off his filthy skin, and use it as a gift wrapper. I'd use my feet to stomp and squash his fucking bones, and sprinkle the dust and remains of the bones around his daddy's Mercedes.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 38 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6429

If you're going to play the character of some obnoxious, boastful cunt with a thorn up his ass when it's obvious you don't have any personal opinions of a given subject, except the lucky logical cushioning of various links all established by evolutionist frootloopers, then it's fucking retarded to play the sympathy card and expect people to come and hand you tissues when you start crying because your answers suck.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 2 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6430

Thinking too much will rot your soul.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 27 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6431

What was it half way through it's evolution then? How did the organism or animal reproduce with it being fully operational? You cnnot ignore this paradox. At what point did reproductive systems switch from asexual to sexual? Did this mean that some organisms or animals had both a functional asexual reproductive system and an evolving sexual one?

Gumby, Acne.org message board 6 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6432

You havn't been able to rebutt a single one of my arguements using proven and specific scientific evidence and research, only postulations and ridiculous statements ('When it did, PREHAPS sexual reproduction had not yet evolved, that is the beauty of evolution,' ect.). According to you, vital organs are not really necessary, even though they evolved and non-functional reproductive systems are actually very functional, only in a 'sort of' way... Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case (and my overheated brain)

Gumby, Acne.org message board 9 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6433

This laughing stock put forth his case forcefully and with legitimate arguments and questions to which Mr. Messiah Complex responded with say-nothing links, dubious book recommendations and no CONCRETE, thematically-specific rebuttals. Ah well...................... *laughing stock hangs withered head in shame and stumbles off wondering whether pearl divers will someday evolve gills to assist them with their humanitarian work for the bourgeoisie*

Gumby, Acne.org message board 2 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6434

How can a population evolve if an organism's reproductive system don't work??? If you cannot see the paradox's me and Aysia have raised, well that's your problem, I really couldn't be bothered explaining the painfully logical to you.

Gumby, Acne.org message board 6 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6435

The Second Law of Thermodynamics... clearly shows that a system's entropy is increased as it moves towards a more disorientated and unplanned state... evolution thus totally overthrows this basic physic law. Systems should decay over time, giving less not more order. The fundamental order of the heart should be less organised over time. This total contradiction of laws has been noted by Roger Lewin1, who also seems to agree with me that evolutionists are indeed cushion-headed pillocks who should have have been dissected like poisonous, shit-eating rodents and left to die... But, I'm sure Pisshead will contradict this by cowering under the mangling futility that the Second Law of Thermodynamics only holds true for closed systems, and that 'open' systems are beyond the scope of this law.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 12 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6436

The same scientists which you so cleverly admire... are now the ones who are apologetically licking Creationist ass, and confessing they were indeed wrong. Also, you and volant didn't answer any of the questions thus posed by Gumby or I - giving only meaningless links which is about as helpful as a broken condom... You merely read a few words out of a well-thumbed and outdated, pro-evolution GCSE textbook and carefully tacked it where you thought it was necessary, and actually thought this was good enough to validate your piss-poor argument.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 10 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6437

Im sorry but Aysia is seriously kicking ass here. KICKING ASS!

==50Cent==, Acne.org message board 1 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6438

Piso, do the world (and yourself) a big favour and read these books: [insert long, long list of creationist rags]... Also, though his work is mildly 'intriguing' and 'breath-taking,' R. Dawkins suffered being an agressive atheist and was a keen proponent of bullshit - hence, one should be wary of the personal influences of such a scientifical nut on the conceited wool-over-eyes, world-wide propaganda of the despicable evolution theory...

Aysia, Acne.org message board 2 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6439

Aysia, now I love you even more!!!

Gumby, Acne.org message board 9 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6440

Anyone who would consider Dawkins to be a valuable read obviously needs their eyeballs bleached.

Aysia, Acne.org message board 8 Comments [3/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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