FSTDT Quotes for October 2005

Quote# 8105

It's funny,.... the closer you are to death (your own) on a daily basis, the closer you get to God. I have seen grown men (usually the new ones to the circuit) who do not profess to be Christians by ANY stretch, fall to their knees in a packed arena and pray, after their first REAL close encounter with a 2,000 pound animal that just nearly took their life. By the next show, they are wearing crosses and praying before they strap themselves in.
Maybe we as Christians could use the rodeo circuit as a converting tool?

Stormmaid, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [10/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8107

For the record I don't support Homosexuality either and San Francisco is the capital there. In the animal kingdom when an animal shows "gay" behavior they are cast from the family.

marsram, Bibleforums.org 17 Comments [10/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8109

I also don't really understand it. I guess people only pay so much attention to these theories because they assume that those scientists which come up with them know what they do.
What I noticed is that many atheists, I don't know if this is one of their tactics, are trying to make it look like evolutionists are simply too dumb to really understand the evolutionary theory and this is the reason why they think it's silly.

xdisciplex, Evolution Fairytale Forum 4 Comments [10/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8110

The Haeckel pictures are a joke and basically one more proof that atheists cannot be trusted! They even use lies to support their religion! I would never trust an atheist when it comes to evolution. All they want is to refute God and they use anything they can find.

xdisciplex, Evolution Fairytale Forum 10 Comments [10/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8111

the very goal of the atheist and evolutionist is good ol' fashion genocide of the religious. And very probably (doing the numbers) more people have been murdered by atheism than any other faith-based belief system in history. There probably (mathematically) wasn't even millions and millions and millions of humans outside of Noahs ark.

AIAyeti, Debating Christianity 11 Comments [10/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8096

Birds evolved from dinosaurs!!! REally??? The Bible says birds were created FIRST!!! Where is the concept of Evolution in all this? Dinosaurs finally got smaller, and grew wings that couldn't work? What sort of brainwashing does it take to believe this stuff???

Lysimachus, Internet Infidels 18 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 8097

[posted one day after the London suicide bombings] If there were no fundamentalism, nor any belief in God, there would be murder, crime, brutality, and no mercy all about us—in every corner. Standards of morality would plunge to the ground, as billions would no longer feel the need of responsibility to maintain moral purity. Blood would be running down every street.

Lysimachus, Internet Infidels 21 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8098

Bobby, you're a liberal. Your blind faith in global warming is automatic. If you seriously believe that man's puny efforts can alter the global climate, then you are not an atheist. You are ascribing godlike powers to humans.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 18 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8099

The prophetic birth pangs have reached the point where you can almost predict their regularity. A week ago, I was thinking that it must be about time for another big earthquake. Of course, most of you know about the big tremor that struck Pakistan and India, killing over 30,000 people.

Todd, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8100

The "big bang" theory is a major embarrassment to science. To think that a hypothesis based on such flimsy evidence could be embraced so readily by so many seemingly educated people completely boggles my mind.

Springer, Evolution Fairytale Forum 19 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8101

Evolution is a completely imagined story, totally made up out of vain imagination, and they they try to explain their imagined story the best way they can imagine.
Anyone with half a brain, can see that we live in a created world.

lionheart209, Evolution Fairytale Forum 15 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8102

[Unintentional penis on religious book called "<a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2005/09/14/unintentional_penis_.html" target="_blank">After You've Blown It</a>". A before and after showing the original "penis" next to its G-rated successor.]

<img src="images/BlownIt.jpg">

Erwin W. Lutzer, e316.com 17 Comments [10/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8091

[An unintentionally funny image that looks like a Bible pissing on a computer]

<img src="images/Bibledatabase.gif">

Bible Database, Bibleforums.org 9 Comments [10/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8092

Markus666 loves to blather that he will only read from "peer reviewed" papers.It is just a narrowminded mindset I keep trying to point out.Just as he clearly dislikes "skeptics".He is hostile to anyone who does not belong to some "Ivy league" science club.It is pathetic to meet someone who is this bad.

sunsettommy, Free Conservatives 9 Comments [10/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8093

A trasitionary fossil would be one of an animal, let's say a fish, turning into a bird. So it would look very different in the sense that it could have gills and wings. half bird half fish. That's what they are saying we would find.

There's a theory, not sure what it's called, that said it just happened one time, by chance. that an animal laid an egg and out came something completely different from what it's mother was. Even if that happened, what would that new animal have to mate with? nothing.

evolution says that it's all luck built up over time. hmm. it doesn't add up at all.

mshake, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [10/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8094

Do evolutionists really believe that changes happen this way?
That for example flies first of all did not know that they have to fly away when something is coming fast their way. So the first flies always got mangled. And then over the time the flies finally started realizing that flying away to get out of the way of objects which are coming nearer at a high speed is a good thing and then they somehow "saved" this information as instinct on their genes? Is this how they imagine it? :lol:

xdisciplex, Evolution Fairytale Forum 11 Comments [10/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8077

If this was the America of WW II, every mosque would be shutdown and every muslim or islam would be ship out of this country.

But since this isn't the days of coonskin hats and Sinatra, instead Justin Timberlake and ganster rap noise, Americans will be destroyed by the islamic "borg" demons.

FreemanLowell, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 8084

In Guantanamo toilets were used to abuse the holy Qur'an a few months from this day.

Katrina did recently strike very vast residential areas converting them into a sort of huge toilet forcing the residents to flee in panic or stay and suffer.

Both of the events are directly linked to the same country, the same government and the same administration.

What is more reasonable, to regard both of the events just as coincidence, or. as the warning (or response) from almighty Allah for the sacrrilege of his holy scripture.

saeedalyousuf, Internet Infidels 10 Comments [10/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8086

I think that you are trying to divert the course of the discussion from its topic. If you think that you have a better explanation for Katrina you can try it by intiating a new thread of your own.

saeedalyousuf, Internet Infidels 3 Comments [10/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8087

Sure Allah did send his scripture and protected it for fourteen centuries so that people may take heed, they instead started to insult his scripture, now that he is unleashing his forces it is time for the people to bow their heads and listen.

saeedalyousuf, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [10/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8088

Besides, the human race is engaged in very serious crimes against the humanity and is largely indifferent or even rebellious against the God’s guidance and therefore certain warning signals is the minimum possible response that can be expected.

saeedalyousuf, Internet Infidels 2 Comments [10/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8089

There was sufficient time for the people to be transported out of the danger zone before the hurricane did strike therefore the officials can bear the responsibility for the deaths and not the god. Besides not all of the people who stayed behind did die why not give Allah the credit for that?

saeedalyousuf, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [10/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8076

[In response to opening post titled, "9 Year Old Pleads Guilty to Manslaughter"]

She needed sunday school, now look what happened.

Reggs, Christian Forums 11 Comments [10/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8069

[Commenting on allegations that <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml" target="_blank">Bush believes God willed him to invade Afghanistan and Iraq</a>]

I can hear it now...

What kind of GOD would tell you to kill millions of innocent people...

How can a GOD of love, tell you to go to war...

Sounds to me that it's an attack on GOD and all who believe in him, not just Bush

Cindy S., Rapture Ready 12 Comments [10/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8070

The facts of history confirms the Biblical scenario and falsifies the Evolutionary scenario based on the massive amount of worldwide physical evidence proving ancient men possessed ultra-intelligence and capabilities surpassing our own today. They knew the shape and EXACT dimensions of the Earth, how to locate and align any position with true polar north, were advanced mathematicians who employed pi in their geometrical and trigonometrical abilities, and could extract out of quarry, transport, cut with optical precision, dress, and lift blocks weighing up to 70 to 400 tons apiece without cranes or any modern equipment.

Herepton, EvC Forum 19 Comments [10/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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