Quote# 8483

And honestly, if evolution is a fact, why does 80% of North America believe that God created all things in some form or another, and a mere 20% trust evolution. Give me a break. Those numbers hardly equal a fact.

SilverEagle, Christian Forums 43 Comments [12/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 8487

The major difference between most liberal and conservative newspapers is not the columnists or editorial views expressed, but how they handle the news. Liberal newspapers just can get past the spin. They feel a need to support democrats, no matter what position they take or comment they make. If they do finally admit that some democrat has made a mistake or taken a virtually indefensible position, they’ll either utterly excuse them or make sure they list all the times that republicans have done likewise. When it comes to news, conservative newspapers tend to be fair to a fault. Most simply refuse to bend journalistic standards for anyone’s political gain.

The Dumpster, Conservative Revenge 14 Comments [12/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 8488

"So will I send upon you famine and evil beasts, and they shall bereave thee; and pestilence and blood shall pass through thee; and I will bring the sword upon thee. I the LORD have spoken it." Ezek 5:17

are the evil beast's mention here the Nephilim Reptilian off spring?


I also hear flying space ships went flying around are planet spraying trails. To change the atmosphere for the coming beast's to live in.

This could have created the sar's and in REV you can read the day's are shorten longer night's for these evil being to roam around the earth when they sting everyone.
Maybe they don't like the light.

PeterJ, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [12/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 8476

For anyone who has seen Forest Gump, we now have learned that somehow their is a advantage to being stupid. We never quite learn what that advantage is, but somehow we learn there is a advantage to it, and stupid people can lead a rich, full productive life. Of course from a evos perspective, the main thing required is for a species to reproduce itself. There I can see a real advantage to being stupid. After all, forest did somehow manage to reproduce himself. In fact if it were not for his mom having sex with the school master, she would not have been able to get him enrolled. For us I think, if we were smart enough to know what we were getting ourselves into, when we have kids, perhaps a lot of us would have decided to not have kids. So being stupid is an advantage there.

Ok, now we get to the bottom line. Evo's say that creationists are stupid. So the burdon is now on the Evo's to show just what the evolutionary advantage is to the creos stupidity? Because after all, if there was not a evolutionay advantage, then "evolution" would have eliminated it a long time ago.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 18 Comments [12/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 8477

[Fundies praying loudly to persuade the Supreme Court to restrict abortion rights]

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God's Interns, OneGoodMove Blog 14 Comments [12/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 8479

Here's a little bit more of the proof that UFOs are demonological. [...] The most well known verses of Revelation 13 are quoted here -- the stamped image/666 verses.
Read them carefully. Verse 17 says that 666 in Verse 18 "stood for its name." So, what is the famous "name of the beast" that 666 stands for? Watch
A.................................1
B.................................2
C.................................3
D.................................4
E.................................5
F..............................6
G H I J K L M N
O.......................................6
P...........................................5
Q...........................................4
R...........................................3
S............................................2
T............................................1
U...................6
V.......................5
W......................4
X.......................3
Y.......................2

Z.......................1
U F O
So, treating 666 as what is referred to as a simple "atbash" code with the English alphabet as the key decodes "666" to the "name of the beast," "UFO."
Before skeptics jump all over this, I should point this out...
There are different version of the Book of Revelation in the ancient scrolls of the world. In one of those alternate versions of the Book of Revelation, the "number of the beast" isn't "666," but "616."
Watch.
A.............................1 b c d e f g h i j k l m n
O.......................................6
P...........................................5
Q...........................................4
R...........................................3
S............................................2
T............................................1
U..................6
V......................5
W.....................4
X......................3
Y......................2

Z......................1

U A O
"UAO" is the British version of "UFO." So, both versions of the famous "number of the beast" in ancient scrolls decode to UFO-related terms.

[...]

1 through 36 inclusive are arranged in the shape of an equilateral triangle, with 8 digits on the edge, like this...

<div align="center">1
2....3
4....5....6
7....8....9...10
11...12...13...14...15
16...17...18...19...20...21
22...23...24...25...26...27...28
29...30...31...32...33...34...35...36</div>

I separated the numbers by periods to try to insure even placement after the MSN system finishes "chewing-up" and "digesting" my post.
Now, here's the key: The natural numbers 1 through 36 add up to 666.
So, Pythagoras' equilateral triangle stands for "666."

Deep_MindQuest, Bibleforums.org 54 Comments [12/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 8480

[On hearing that "More than two dozen gay Arab men — arrested at what police called <a href="http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10218234/" target="_blank">a mass homosexual wedding</a> — could face government-ordered hormone treatments, five years in jail and a lashing"]

Good for them! At least they recognize an assualt on the family structure (which is the foundation of all of society) when they see it!

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [12/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 8467

Neanderthal was just as human as us, and his stooped appearance was because of arthritis and rickets.

Jaimetron, Spymac 31 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 8468

Editors note: By request, FreeConservatives.com has been nominated as FSTDT's Outstanding Fundie Site of the Month!


FC completely swept the competition in all categories, excelling especially in the Intellectual Sterility relay race, the Egregious Racism decathlon, and finally everyone's favorite event the Sanctimonious Prick endurance competition.

Editors pick of favorite posts:
- Medved on evils of waiting until you're over 25 to have children

- Venus de Smilo on cleansing the gene pool of black people

- DoctorDoom on non-Cauc nutcases

- Beowulf on the Right to Life for American flags

- BarryG on the need for a total genocide of Muslim men, women, and children

Whether you're a left-wing liberal douche, or a right-wing conservative asshole, or a pansy libertarian, you just have to admit: these people are sick fucks.

Way to go, FC, you earned it! ;)

FreeConservatives.com, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 8469

There exists no natural law that produced an earth like ours in a cosmos like ours. I note the wisdom of God. He placed our graceful planet amid eight that prove it’s blessedness. It doesn’t matter if some other planet has a bit of water. Our planet is blessed with abundance of water. Random occurrence within the sphere of the sun’s influence would not have discriminated between the planets. That is, if they all came from the sun then they should all have equity of element distribution. But, alas and behold, they don’t. And, if the planets arrived from somewhere else they wouldn’t be confined within a narrow band of orbit. God put the asteroid belt there to teach us that rocks don’t gravitate together to form planets but, instead drift away. Yet the rings of Saturn are delicately formed. And, one planet is diverse from the next and reveals that they all must have a diverse source or a subtle designer who is teaching us to not be foolish. It is obviously more likely that the planets would fall into the hellish sun then that we would ever be thought to arise from it with the wings of life.

JOMAN, Christian Forums 21 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 8470

did your consciousness evolve? were there pre-consciousnesses? pre-souls? did reality evolve? were there pre-realities? no, it seems that life exists quite plainly, consciousness occupies your time quite irrationally.

Iron Will I am Bunker, Myspace 5 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 8472

I don't understand how "non-xmas" People are going to bitch about the whole "christmas in the classroom" and "secret santa", when they turn around and spend the money that has "In GOD we Trust" written all over it. Makes you think, huh?

Samantha, Myspace 38 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 8474

[Reviewing Richard Dawkins' "The Ancestors Tale"]

Dawkins presents an excellent and informative account of evolution in this skillfully crafted and well-written tome. However, as some recent reviewers have noted, Dawkins is operating within benighted scientific orthodoxy and is therefore completely wrong. A simple syllogism proves that existence must have been Created:

Things that exist must have been created
Existence exists
Therefore existence must have been created

Another problem with evolution is the well documented 'dinosaur problem'. If the world was based on survival of the fittest, humans (and most other animals still around today) would have been killed off by the dinosaurs several hundred years ago.

So in conclusion: an excellent book despite its wrongness.

Tanya "Tanya", Amazon.com Reviews 60 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 8475

[Responding to "How are Neanderthals hoaxes? How is Java a hoax? How is Lucy a hoax?"]

the fact that they are frauds would make them hoaxes.

Jamietron, Spymac 25 Comments [12/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 8440

[Regarding FSTDT.com]

If we ever countered with "Atheistic Liberalosers Say The Stupidest Things", it would require a separate Internet to handle the volume. Those idiots have been posting that list for a couple of years, no doubt for the benefit of the marching morons of the left who don't dare to come to VRWC sites for fear of being converted.

One supposes that there is a one-syllable-word version for the liberal intellectuals.

Inasmuch as the one or two libs at that Web liberaloony asylum who can actually read surf conservative BBs looking for things to post, here's my response to their useless site. I do hope that they accept in the spirit in which it is offered.

[Image of Homer Simpson with the words "Kiss my Ass"]

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 60 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

Quote# 8441

[A screenshot of brilliantLiberal's comment on his <a href="http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=8115" target="_blank">All Time Cutest Fundie Award</a> that he won on FSTDT.com]

<img src="images/brilliantLiberal.GIF">

brilliantLiberal, Free Conservatives 28 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

Quote# 8442

[Regarding FSTDT.com]

Any Asshole who names himself "Yahweh" and maintains a website dedicated to mocking conservatives certainly doesn't wish the best for us. Just more lies, from the children of the great liar.

Apollo5600, Free Conservatives 28 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 8444

i wonder how long it will be before the 'gay' cheerleaders come to whine over this. banning homos from the priesthood is almost the same as banning pedophiles . wacko jacko is a homo so that proves the theory homos are more then likely to be pedophiles .

Republican_Legion, Free Conservatives 33 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 8460

[On the slaying of the Gentiles]

In all honestly, it was a better decision to slaughter these children and bring them to Heaven than allow them to be raised in an environment of pagans.

Orthodox_Freethinker, Internet Infidels 24 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 8462

Is it not time, now that we have a couple of hundred years of science behind us, to put an end to religious tolerance? Isn't it in fact time to start locking up those people who profess "religious" beliefs and insights for the psycho loonies that they really are? Religious tolerance in this day and age is like a murder tolerance - just not viable in a modern society based on science and rationality.

Anybody who admits to religious beliefs should be automatically banned from holding any responsible position on the grounds that they are mentally unstable.

Papalaz, Spymac 44 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 8463

[A signature highlighting how well this fundie understand the nature of gravity]

You liberals are so friggin' dense, light couldn't escape the gravity well created by the empty space that should house a brain

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 14 Comments [12/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3