FSTDT Quotes for September 2005

Quote# 7857

A baby's cry should, according to Evolutionist dogma, provide for a survival mechanism. If this is so, why does a newborn baby's cry irritate and annoy to no end?

The Bible Thumper, Christian Forums 36 Comments [9/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7843

['To other creationists - what is your single most important reason, besides the Bible, to believe that evolution is false?']

ahhh i finally get to speak on something that has recently ignitied my passion!!!

well as of recently more and more scientists have been turning from evolution to an intelligent designer of the universe. why is this? Well Science is pointing towards God!!

xxangelzkiss, 123 Christian Forums 10 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7844

My house is under attack by satan. I need to anoint my house and rebuke the evil devil. I have never even thought about doing this, but I think I need to. What do I use, What do I say? Any thoughts???

tress1975, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7845

[On sexual selection]

I very much doubt your Wife's butt has any relevance at all on this topic....butI feel sorry for your Wife because,its probably only a matter of time before you meet another Woman,who's butt you like better...(this is werid......)and will,since nothing stops you..afterall your just an animal,leave her.....poor lady.......,but anyway,your kids...their still Humans.

Vanaka, 123 Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7846

Yet, Macro-evolution is merely what some scientists infer from looking at the fossil record. And often, new fossils overturn what they have previously concluded. The evolution of the horse taught in textbooks 30 years ago when I was a kid is a bunch bull-dung. And the transitory species that Darwin HIMSELF said were necessary to support the theory have never been found. Yet, the 'modern' evolutionist, especially if he's a tenured professor, still tells the 'empiror' his 'clothes' look just fine.

PHIL121, 123 Christian Forums 12 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7847

but the arrogance is on the side of those who refuse to acknowledge God's own communication and prefer their own interpretation of His universe over what He actually said in actual words. This is what science is doing. It comes up with views of the universe that contradict God's written word, and then some dare to claim that that view IS God's word, which cannot be the case if it contradicts what He actually said through His prophets. I DO have the right to say what God Himself has said, because He said it, it's written, it is unambiguous, and I can point to it and quote it. It is my YEC premise, [...] that God's WRITTEN WORD trumps science if science contradicts it.

Faith, EvC Forum 7 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7848

Purrhaps the dinosaurs were destroyed by God to make way for Adam and Eve that were expelled from the Paradise?

Actually, humans and dinosaurs have co-existed, as birds can be classified as dinosaurs, or at least pterosaurs. The stories of dragons are interesting, too - could some dinosaur species have died out only a few millennia ago? It sounds unpropable, but is it completely impossible?

Nebmaatisus, Christian Forums 12 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7849

Evolution says everything happened by chance. The forming of the earth, the setting distance from the sun, water to give life, seasons to renew, and emotions evolved out of instinct. When did man go from animal to man? A missing link? A theory? You can't find a bone like ours older than 14,000 to 16,000 thousand years ago. Wasn't that around the time of Adam and Eve? Did the food supply evolve alond with each species, or was all the food alreadt here. How would evolution know that? I mean, what we and others eat.

Did we fly they begin to walk again? Did a baby come first or a grown adult? Who would feed it and what would it eat? Would it mate with another like itself, or go backwards mating with what it evolved from? Wouldn't it then be in an endless cycle of evolution and we would still be evolving also? At what point would we stop evolving? Would evolution predetermine when we became perfect in our reproductions of one another?

Sobeit, Bibleforums.org 13 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7850

From much research on Darwin that I have conducted myself, my own opinion on him, is that he was just a confused man who had atheist idea's, and like many other people in the world, wanted to be his own god, so he tried to explain God away.

lionheart209, Evolution Fairytale Forum 13 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7851

Some evolutionists ask you to define a KIND, heres a classic answer.

A wolf, a fox and a coyote and a chicken all stand side by side, see if you can point out the one that is not of that KIND.

If you use the bibles teachings and cross examine them with todays scientific facts/operational science, you'll see that science supports the bible.

lionheart209, Evolution Fairytale Forum 12 Comments [9/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7837

Sorry for not using Star Wars accurately in my analogy.

Anyway, I feel that some non-believers think this is how their after-life will be:
After one dies, they will go up to this mystical place with clouds and smoke. Then, in the back-round Celine Dion is singing one of her songs from the movie titanic. Then, the non-believer sees pictures of his/her family in the sky. All of a sudden, the non-elievr sees his/her love from earth appear. Then, the couple moves closer to each-other, in a slow manner, Celine Dion is still singing at this moment. They hold hands, each of them are clothed in mystical white clothes. Celine Dion stops singing, and the love of the non-believer vanished away. Then the song "Take my breathe away" comes up, and the non-believers spends eternity searching for their love while he/she is moving 1-2 mph.

Jan87676, Christian Forums 35 Comments [9/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7838

['Does god dislike loud music?']

I used to pull out of work and crank up Bloodgood (classic Christian rock/metal)

Great tension reliever and I think I felt God tapping his foot there a couple of times. [smilie]

Now, if you're playing something obsene so everyone in the 'hood can hear, yeah, I think he frowns on that.

skinner, Christian Forums 23 Comments [9/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7839

I wouldn't be too quick to tell him that his schizophrenia experience was not caused by demonic experience.

Adiya, Christian Forums 11 Comments [9/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7840

['I believe in God and I too have to agree that demons are NOT the cause of mental illness. The debate has been settled since the 19th century (maybe before that too) so feel free to join us anytime.']

We don't always know what is causing illnesses, and disabilities. Sometimes the cause may very well be biological. Other times it may not be. God knows. Jesus knew.

Feel free to join those of us who put our faith in CHRIST and not mankind, anytime.

Adiya, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7841

There must be a something that we have overlooked that scream's he is coming back. I know the time is near, I can feel it. I get a wittness daily almost hourly that his return is near. Yet there is not one single scrip are event that supports what I am feeling and I know many thousands more are. Its time we put our heads together. In prayer in fasting are whatever. I feel souls hang in the balance. My family just signs when I remind them he's coming. I know the lord gave us the season in his word. Not the day nor hour but the general time frame and I know its there in his word. For 30 years I've been saying he's coming back in my lifetime. But its only been in the past few months that I am being nugged with it several times a day.

Ohappyday, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7842

I personally don't think our generation will see the end of this war on terrorism because I believe our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is coming back soon to Rapture His church.

d. beebe, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [9/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7835

Why do you make a difference between "religion and atheism"? If you ask me, atheism is a religion where people believe that there is no God (a creator), but rather evolution. (Furthermore, the evolution doesnt explain the origin (creation) of life, but rather the development.)

"People do not believe in evolution because they have been led there by solid evidence. They are stampeded into the Darwinian community by superficial, emotional, and personal factors."

By choosing a religion (incl. atheism), you actually choose the meaning of your life.
(life for God vs. life for nothing). Also you choose between being a creation of God vs. having a monkey as grandpa.

starlight, Someplace Somewhere 13 Comments [9/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7836

Yeah, circle the wagons . . . . the repubs do not sin . . . . . .blah, blah, blah. . . on the other hand the libs are great sinners. . . . .yeah heard it before. . . .btw I am not a lib . . . .I think they are just as looney as repubs . . . . I am for a theocracy . . . . as God intended and commanded . . . . but pseudo-Chrsistins refuse to enact one . . . . Of course I am now going to wait for the typical comparison to Iran by the educationally challenged . . . .the politically correct word for idiots . . . .

Shamgar, Free Conservatives 15 Comments [9/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7828

I write this as a message to believers and unbelievers alike. God has been trying to get our attention for centuries. His efforts just keep getting bigger and bigger. Do we really want to think about what He will send our way next? To the believers, I challenge you to ramp up YOUR witness for Jesus, to show unbelievers the love that Jesus offers us and to help them understand why God is taking such measures to wake up people to His truth. The Good News of Jesus is something each of us should want to share with as many as we possibly can.

To the unbelievers, I challenge you to think. Put science aside and think from your hearts. If you think there is a God out there who created this world we live in, would it not follow that He would want our love and devotion? And that He might be taking final steps to get us to choose Him over selfish pleasures and life in THIS world so that we may have an eternity of joy, peace and love?

Katrina: a sign? No, I think a warning. [Emphasis added]

Tracy Miller, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [9/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7829

[On <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404032/" target="_blank">the Exorcism of Emily Rose</a>]

The exorcism failed, so the demons must have been stronger than Christ's authority. Supposedly this poor girl was highly religious, so where was the Holy Spirit indwelling her? Is God weaker than demons? With the 'faith' of so many, including the girl herself, how could these demons POSSIBLY have taken over this girl, ruled her life for YEARS, even WITH exorcism, and brought her to her death? Makes no sense to me...

My Abba's Child, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [9/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7830

God is going to pour out His judgments on all the nations of the earth (including America) for their abominable mistreatment of His people the Jews . . . and that time is closer than we think.

Tom Lessing, Bibleforums.org 5 Comments [9/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7831

Spiritual/mystical experience as I have known it is far greater evidence than anything physical. It affects your entire being and changes the way you view life, the world, and God. In other words, it's much more powerful than physical evidence.

SpartanII, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [9/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7833

There's a huge difference between different holy books and the bible. Every holy book points to a god. The Bible is the word of God. Regardless of your religion, they all point to one supreme being. Let's assume they are all talking about the one true God but the Bible is the only holy book where God came as man to deliver his message and salvation.

Galatians 2:10, Bibleforums.org 8 Comments [9/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7817

['My argument is the naturalist position that says that they did not morally deserve to have a hurricane come and wipe them out']
Why didn't they deserve to be wiped out by the hurricane, ilk?

They were in the hurricane zone.

Anyone, for any reason, who is in the path of the hurricane, deserves to be hit. Even if you don't have the means to leave the area, you still deserve to be hit by the hurricane.

The people who had the means to leave and didn't, made a moral decision to put themselves in danger, thus deserving what the hurricane delivered.

The people who didn't have the means to leave, still deserve to be hit by the hurricane.

Please tell me why the people in the hurricane's path didn't deserve what they received.

Trout, Theology Web 24 Comments [9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7818

My precious, innocent, beautiful 6 year old daughter. What do i tell her if i expect the tribulation to enter my home in the coming years. Right now she has the mind of a child and knows little of the sufferings of the world.
What would Jesus have me do? How do i prepare her? I will pray about this tonight and in the meantime i'm curious as to what others thoughts are on this.

HeXp£Øi±, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [9/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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