Quote# 15570

["parodying" atheists]

GRRR Dr. Hovind, me is a mad athest, darn you for disproving mine theory. I be so angwy, that insted uf opining my mind, i am gunna continue to lye about evolution and make websights that lie about you.

Brandon H., DrDino.com 44 Comments [10/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15486

I think im speaking for most of us here when I say I am tired of living in a country that promotes sin and a satanic lifestyle. I was not born a christian only to have some godless person try to instill their beliefs on me or my family. Something needs to change. If we are to win the war on terror then we need to get everyone on the right side. Why dont we see any Christification camps? Children should be taught the Truth of Christ at a young age so that they cannot grow up believing in satan...

I understand why Bush has been divinely inspired by the Lord Jesus Christ, because only he understands the perils that our country and Christian Citizens of the United States face on a daily basis. The inherit threat of the mohammedons must cease, and we must be able to live our lives without fear of being killed in the name of Satan(allah). I think we need to have Christification camps open up through the country, requiring mandatory attendance for people who chose to believe in false religions. This is a real threat we are facing and we need to take it very seriously...

Trinidad & Tobago, CARM 99 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15491

ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people, and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians, taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong, they took out the word, jesus and god alot of time, and you can to research on the internet easily for more info...

lauraashley, Christian Teens of Myspace 63 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: stereom

Quote# 15494

[Pedos in Congress]

Pedophile in this case is used because the states such as Texas and Nevada werent the scene of the crime. In those states, age of consent is 16. So this pedophile act in Florida, is a homosexual act in Texas and Nevada. THUS, they are the same.

AND the shame and dismay is from the homosexual perversion NOT the age. If this were a with a 16 year old girl, the outrage would be with the seduction. 16 year olds vastly differentiate from 8-9 or 10 year olds. Using the pedophile/youth "theory" does not work here, for we are talking about physically developed adolescents.

The majority are going to scorn adults seducing teenagers. Pedophile is a stretch, HERE, but the libbys have to use this to their advantage nonetheless. Exposing this fella's homosexual nature would be hypocritical of the libbys, so they expose the youth factor. That will hopefully expose HIS hypocritical nature in his supposed stance on pedophiles.

What it does is just expose him as a pervert, plain and simple. A perverted homo who is dancing on the lines of pedophelia. How many homos have to be exposed with incredulous decision making in their personal lives-carried over into their professional political lives, to show that they are fucked up in the head and cant be trusted in positions of authority?! Whether they be rebublican or libby.

Your 'feeding of the rage' was exposed here again. Your blind anger has got your peers to admonish homosexuality by calling it pedophelia. THUS making the connection for homo/pedo and making THAT behavior perverted and contemptable. Thanks for proving my point. Hypocrites.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 30 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15495

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM 557 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15497

[Mr. Coulter commenting on a woman who had stopped taking birth control due to health issues and was denied an Emergency Contraception prescription after a condom broke. EC was over the counter at that time but not in stock in her area.]

"If she would just scrape out her goodies and feed it to the hogs, she wouldnt have to worry about babies. She could still have the hole, and spread it for whoever and whenever she wants."

[That you would even think of something like that shows you to be mentally unstable.]

"How is that unstable? A condom breaking in the act of sex is not a medical emergency, dumb-dumb. If EC is available over-the-counter, why is she imposing on the medical doctor? Oh, because she half heard the truth. With those legs bent up around her ears she must have missed the part that it would not be available until the beginning of the year. And...that is the doctor's fault? Seriously, if she is afraid of the medical illness known as pregnancy and she likes having indiscriminate sex, scrape out all the baby making stuff and just leave the fun hole. Problem solved. She seems very comfortable and indifferent to getting a pill to insure fetal death takes place. I hardly believe she would be offended at the suggestion being offered. She just needs to schedule the time in between her sexual activities. No one said you should castrate your mangina. Relax."

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 57 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15498

Use science to your advantage.

The word "dinosaur" means "monstrous lizard" (Greek 'deinos' = monstrous + Greek 'sauros' = lizard)

Lizards are reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. That means they depend solely on their environment. They can't regulate their body temperature and must depend on the heat from their environment for warmth. In cold weather, cold-blooded animals hibernate. Hibernation pretty much stops growth. In a warm environment, cold-blooded animals grow faster.

Before the flood, the environment was different. There was no rain. Even man lived longer lives. But after the flood, lifespans began to decrease. If the change in environment affected the lifespan of humans, warm-blooded creatures, then it also affected the lifespan of reptiles.

Another scientific point is that reptiles never stop growing. Now imagine the preflood world. Man lived hundreds of years, compared to the average of 70-90 years today. Reptiles were created just as humans were and if they naturally lived alongside humans, then they would have also lived as long. Imagine a reptile living 500+ years in ideal weather and remember the fact that reptiles never stop growing.

Noah would most likely have taken smaller reptiles on board the ark to save space. Immediately after the flood, these reptiles would have grown and lived fairly long lives, but as their offspring adapted to the environment, the lifespans would have decreased, along with their sizes. If any of the larger reptiles survived they also may have been killed by humans who saw them as a threat.

There's not much mention of the preflood world in the Bible, only that it was wicked. After the flood, there is mention of two beasts that could be dinosaurs, the Behemoth and Leviathan. As far as their demise, the leviathan were killed for food.

Psa 74:14 Thou brakest the heads of leviathan in pieces, [and] gavest him [to be] meat to the people inhabiting the wilderness.

And if any continued to grow large, as I previously stated, they most likely would have been killed because they were seen as a threat.

ConservPride, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15500

i have had many of my threads and posts removed.. They do not like the TRUTH on this site. Time is short. i will go where at least they listen.

Bush is the the antichrist. America is Mystery Babylon the great. 911 was an inside job carried out by the fourth reich, used to start world war three, under the guise of, Bushes never ending war OF terror. Satan set up current day Apostate Israel. God is about to destroy it. 70 ad was just a picnic compared to what God is about to do to them via his seven Angels.

i will not post again. i has asked themto delete my password


Wakey Wakey.

farewell

One of God's two witnesses of Revelation.


Prophetboy, Christian Forums 66 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake

Quote# 15501

an abortion is "the killing" of a baby its been medically proven that a baby is a baby at conception. and if u dont believe that well then look at this. its definitley a baby at 6 weeks. by then the baby has a heart that has measuerable heart beat and a brain that produces brain waves. 78 % of abortions dont happen to after the 6th week. God deosnt want this so either should any TRUE CHRISTIAN!!!

Gat, Myspace 38 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 15502

abortion is murder, it says so in the bible, i know it does, somewhere, and i will find it! because you're probably not going to look it up yourself, but it is murder, no pregnancy is a mistake, how would you like it if someone aborted you? yeah you wouldn't be here, but if you could commicate in some scary and weird way, then you'd think abortion is wrong. you can have sex, but if you don't want kids, then you should probably be smart enough to have sex around the time when you're most likely not going to get pregnant like right after your period, or maybe you could use a condom? hey a lot of people do, but if you do get pregnant, it shouldn't be the baby's fault, it's your fault, you know and it shouldn't even be like that, you should be so happy, you now have something else to live for in this crazy world.

Thankful For Life, Myspace 38 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 15503

(Exodus 21:22: If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine.

Causing a miscarraige is not equivalent to murder or manslaughter.

Only infants over two months old were counted in the census.)

that's not the quote, abortion is murder, sorry i don't memorize the bible by heart, i don't care what you put, abortion is murder, it's stupid, it's selfish, oh here's one more thing, everything that in Exodus 21:22 and the stuff that follows is all changed by Jesus, abortion is murder dude

Thankful For Life, Myspace 27 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 15504

[What makes you think that an unborn child even knows it is alive?]

That's a ridiculous question... whether or not the child 'knows' it is alive, does not matter. When you were just beginning to form in your mother's womb, I'm sure you had a will to live as well.

Chrissy, Myspace 28 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 15505

The unborn dont care about arguments - they just want to live.

[And how do you know this? What makes you think that an unborn child even knows it is alive?]

So you are saying the unborn would like to be torn out of the mother's womb?

Children are egocentric - they care about themselves. You dont have to ask the unborn if it wants to live or die. Life is a God-given miracle. Are you saying a child could wish to die? C'mon, that's rediculous. The unborn may not know - but the 5yr old knows, the teenager knows, the adult knows. They are all the same person.

How can a mother live with herself after she has her baby hacked out of her body?

Jo-mama, Myspace 35 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 15506

if homosexuality is a defect in the brain then is it love

technically, no.

Alpha et Omega, Myspace 32 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 15507

[The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees]

Funny, aren't helium and hydrogen next to each other on the periodic table? Seperated by a tiny atomic difference, the kind of differences that the big universal change ate for breakfast.
[...]
[The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas
Aluminum, Copper, Iron, and many others]

Not for long, the spiritual eternal elements will also be there, bringing all the physical things into their proper little original place.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom smashing machine
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Helium]

At the moment, it may be like an atomic smash up derby, but soon, it will whir into perfect harmony.

dad, christianforums.com 48 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 15508

(This is more of a "Fundies Do the Darndest Things".An Oregon man convicted of nine counts of burglary, all of them involved stealing used panties. Poor bastard.)

He blamed it on the isolation he experienced growing up as a member of the insular Jehovah's Witness faith.

"I was a Jehovah's Witness all my life, and tried to live a perfect life, according to the Bible and the doctrines of the Jehovah's Witnesses," he said. "I never committed fornication and kept away from all worldly sins. I lived all my life in isolation, in a lonely religious prison, deprived of friends, love, intimacy and happiness."

Sung Koo Kim, The News Register, McMinneville OR, 11/8/05 24 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback

Quote# 15509

I think there are a lot more cases of people being agnostic or atheistic, but then getting off drugs in order to become Christians. I don't know any Christians who actually do drugs. That to me seems like more of an escape from reality that non-religious folk tend to get into.

It would take a lot of drugs to convince me that I could know anything about myself and the world by being an atheist. It would also take a lot of drugs to convince me, if I were an atheist, that morality had more meaning than the indigestion I felt when I drank bad water in Mexico.

Michael Flowers, Myspace 83 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15511

[Is heven (sic) on top of the big cloud made of gold?]

No, it is on top of earth, and is about the size of the moon. An interesting fact is that this moon sized object of gold will land on earth. If a moon tried it now, gravity would exist, and we would be wiped out good and proper. Heavens, imagine the tides even?! That means that gravity, as we know it, just will not apply. Neither of course will decay.
Our present state of the universe, and laws of physics will be no more. That is real science 101. This is a temporary universal state.

dad, Christian Forums 54 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15513

[On the Harry Potter books]

To suggest to any child...that there is a way to escape the unhappy, real life world they live in and to retreat into a mystical fantasy world to find happiness is totally irresponsible and deceitful.


Freedom Village USA Ministries, Reachout Trust (site) 118 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Isaac Lewis

Quote# 15514

[About Jesus Camp]

I dont really see wat the big deal is about.This is all less harmful then ..oh...say....sick faggot democrats and liberals who brainwash kids why Lisa has two mommies and that its "okay" to suck penis like its acceptable or something.Or oh...say....fucktard Hezbollah sad niggers who blow up their kids...or ..oh say ...the Ted Kennedys of the world who fuck little kids while drunk.If you compare to those sick in the head fucktards ,Jesus Camp really isnt such a big deal.

X918, YouTube 31 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15516

1. Jesus did not love homosexuals according to the christian bible.

2.Jesus was not Afican, how is he a nigger?.

3.Fuck god? you are obviously a very angry person who certainly appears to be un-happy with themself.

clovergs206, YouTube 25 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15517

[Arguing that our mathematical system contains errors.]

Oh i'd like to argue that.
tell me, what is 1/3 of 10 in number form, 3.333... repeating, correct?
So in theory, if 1/3 x3=1
then 3.333....x3=10 ?
but no, 3.333...x3=9.999...
so in "theory" 9.999...=10
ok?
yeah, how is mathmatics falsifiable... when i'm afraid our number system has a glitch.

Adam4God, Bibleforums.org 50 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 15518

To me, religion is evil. It is manmade and man-centered. I have a belief. A belief in My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

jesuslover1968, Bibleforums.org 59 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15519

The Baptist church is the one that Jesus began when He was here on earth. However, not ALL Baptist churches still follow the Bible like they once did. Even some independent fundamental Baptist churches are straying from the foundations in God's Word.

No other denomination was started by Jesus....they were all started by fallible mortal men.

Mrs. Kellie, Teens-4-Christ 55 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: gamerchick

Quote# 15520

[After defending torture, warrantless wiretapping and asserting that there's no Constitutional guarantee of privacy. I told him to go read amendments 4, 5, and 8]

I major in the Constitution. I'm a Constitutional scholar. You are out of your league here. The fourth is the right to bear arms. The fifth can apply to this but wiretapping has been perscribed by law. Eigth is the right to a fair and speedy trial and also does not apply in this case.

Richard, Myspace 69 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Sierra