Quote# 16189

[Why he thinks lesbians are okay, but gay men are sinful]

As far as the lesbian thing...I like women...I can understand how a woman can desire another woman...I had desired many a woman myself. But as I have grown in my understanding I see how things can be presented to people to ease the thoughts. Some of my friends say...Hey...Lesbians aren't really joining...so it's no differnt than if they are dating their 'personal live in pleasure doctor'.

wanderphilos, Christian Forums 43 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake

Quote# 16191

(Christian Forums) Not a Christian forum

I have been warned by many people that this is not a Christian forum. And considering the fact that I am a Christian yet almost all of my threads have either been deleted or closed, I have been warned for speaking out about how I have been treated, I was banned last year for believing the bible, the posts of people slandering our Lord and others on this forum that I have reported have been rejected, and I am now banned from witnessing to atheists, I have been given numerous infractions and warnings for saying the same things others are allowed to say, I have been referred to the Appeals forum which I've been told is the only place to say anything that might not be considered flattering to the mods, yet I was told I don't have permission to access that page.

So sorry, staff, you can't keep people from telling the truth no matter how hard you try because it will only come back to you. So I will speak the truth until it's too convicting for you to hear and you ban me for good. But that can never make this a Christian forum. This kind of thing doesn't happen on atheists forums much less anywhere in America. Jesus tells us that the truth will set us free. But since no one can tell the truth here, this forum is hardly free. I feel like I;'m in Nazi Germany where it's all about power and control.

Carico, Christian Forums 31 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 16192

The True Gospel

I would say 95% of Christians "tone down" the Gospel on a regular basis in order to avoid "offending" people. We cringe at the thought of sounding "intolerant." Some people claim we must water down the Gospel in order to draw in the unbelievers. That is to say, if we preach the Bible, they'll be "turned off." Here is my response to such heresy:

If we water down the Gospel in order to draw people into Christianity, it won't be Christianity anymore. It will be another gospel, and those people we "draw in" will be deceived by our false gospel, and will surely be condemned as a result.

Do we want to be responsible for such a thing?

Why not preach the truth boldly, and leave the rest to the sovereign God?

Why do we avoid preaching about the Judgement and the Lake of Fire when such events/places are BIBLICAL FACT?

IF WE REALLY LOVE UNBELIEVERS AS WE CLAIM TO, IS IT NOT OUR OBLIGATION TO WARN THEM ABOUT HELL?

B®ent, Christian Forums 53 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 16193

[This was posted before the dates mentioned, but I only just came across it.]

A COSMIC OPPORTUNITY FOR DIVINE GOVERNMENT

We have a rare Cosmic event occurring on October 17th and 18th that will give us a jump-start in manifesting the things we would like to cocreate in our own lives and on this planet. There is going to be an ultraviolet pulse beam from higher dimensions than we have previously been able to experience crossing the path of Earth.

We will be held in the embrace of this highly charged ultraviolet beam of Light for approximately 17 hours. The energy emanating from this beam resonates with Humanity's 5th-Dimensional Solar Heart Chakras.

The Beings of Light are revealing that during this 17-hour period the ultraviolet pulse beam will have the effect of amplifying our thoughts and emotions ONE MILLIONFOLD. This will be the case regardless of what our thoughts and emotions are expressing. Needless to say, it is imperative for all of us to be Peace Commanding Presences during this auspicious time.

The ultraviolet pulse beam will be a wave of Light that traverses the planet, so no matter what time zone you are in the important times will be the same. For 17 hours, from approximately 10:17 a.m. on October 17th until 1:17 a.m. on October 18th our thoughts and emotions will be amplified ONE MILLIONFOLD. The peak time will be 5:10 p.m. on October 17th.

Can you imagine how powerful it will be for Lightworkers around the world to take advantage of this Cosmic Moment by using our thoughts and emotions to expand the archetypes and matrix for Divine Government on this planet, as well as empowering the newly reactivated patterns of Heaven on Earth?

ALL THAT IS HIDDEN MUST NOW BE REVEALED!

[It goes on like this for quite some length.]

Patricia Diane Cota-Robles, 1Spirit.com 46 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 16196

[An estimated 655,000 Iraqis have died since 2003 who might still be alive but for the US-led invasion, according to a survey by Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health.]

Assuming these numbers are accurate, let's go ahead and blame the deaths of 5 million Jews in the Holocaust and the million-plus Chinese, Koreans and Filipinos in Japanese death camps on the United States, too.

kitchddr, Livejournal 24 Comments [10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16127

Well science is in alot of ways proving the bible correct...and other science is TRYING to disprove the bible... ha ha disprove... like... it was cold back then is Jesus walked REALLY on ICE... HA... Science is stupid...

W.W.J.D, Myspace 36 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 16128

(Now I believe everything Rush Limbaugh ever said about California. I hope you're happy. Ohio just turned a little more red.)

Rush is an evil man, who deserves a slow and painful death. People like him are the lowest of the low. His supports aren't much better and their death like the death of all theist would be a good thing.

VTboy, Internet Infidels 43 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 16138

[In a thread explaining LaVeyan Satanism]

What value is any knowledge of Satanism to a believing christian?

Such things can only serve as a stumbing block to our faith.

I suggest we all memorize 100 verses of the Bible instead.

Johnny Warbucks, Myspace 44 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf

Quote# 16141

Dawkins, you and your atheist friends cannot win. America WILL become a Christian Republic even if we have to write a whole new constitution. Millions of us are dedicated to this righteous cause. We will suceed. And then we will invade godless countries like "Great" Britain and kill all of your heathens. First we need to take care of things at home and in the Middle East but we will get around to Europe. You Godless freaks will die but then you will roast in hell for infinite time. Goodbye you loser

John Doe, RichardDawkins.net 167 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 16146

Atheists and Satanists have a lot in common, they both hate God & Worship Satan.

Navymom :), Fulfilledprophecy.com 66 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16151

[Am I the only one watching this board? There is some crazy shit going on in the flame war room!]

I don't know how this thread went from my original topic of eating feces, to rimming, to gargling menstrual blood, but my point was that homosexuals are just vile- that's it! Their deathstyle involves feces, and with them mingling among a society of normal people they will spread bacteria and possibly kill people. They can live their deathstyle amongst themselves-I could care less. But when they bring their disgusting habits into society I have a serious problem.


Prayerrist, freeconservatives 38 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16155

[The contradictions between Genesis 1 and Genesis 2 are a bigger problem.]

There is no contradiction. In order to explain an act of creation, you have to explain it in sequence.

For example:

1) I created an automobile. 2) I formed the metal structure of the automobile and formed it's schematics 3) Then I designed rules for how the automobile should work and special electronic chips to gauge it's speed and rate of travel. 4) Then I saw it as a good automobile.

Knowledge3, Christian Forums 33 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16158

We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on 2006Tishri22 (Between Sundown Tuesday 17th and Sundown Wednesday 18th) and if not on that day then on any day before 2006Tishri30 (before Sundown Wednesday October 25th).

The Lord's Witnesses, TrueBibleCode.com 56 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16159

"Now that you have seen what others suffer, you too must experience a touch of Hell."

"No, no!" I cried in terror.

He insisted, but I kept refusing.

"Do not be afraid," he told me; "just try it. Touch this wall."

I could not muster enough courage and tried to get away, but he held me back. "Try it," he insisted. Gripping my arm firmly, he pulled me to the wall. "Only one touch," he cornmanded, "so that you may say you have both seen and touched the walls of eternal suffering and that you may understand what the last wall must be like if the first is so unendurable. Look at this wall!" I did intently. It seemed incredibly thick.

"There are a thousand walls between this and the real fire of Hell," my guide continued. "A thousand walls encompass it, each a thousand measures thick and equally distant from the next one. Each measure is a thousand miles. This wall therefore is millions and millions of miles from Hell's real fire. It is just a remote rim of Hell itself."

When he said this, I instinctively pulled back, but he seized my hand, forced it open, and pressed it against the first of the thousand walls. The sensation was so utterly excruciating that I leaped back with a scream and found myself sitting up in bed. My hand was stinging and I kept rubbing it to ease the pain. When I got up this morning I noticed that it was swollen. Having my hand pressed against the wall, though only in a dream, felt so real that, later, the skin of my palm peeled off.


John Bosco,  In Today's Catholic World 38 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 16160

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMMyrSAkNo" target="_blank">Joe explains why you could live 900+ years before "the flood", how all the races came from Noah's Ark, and why Asians look so cute.</a>

joe, Youtube 21 Comments [10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: john

Quote# 16099

There is not a single passage or concept in the Bible that would be offensive to any human on the planet.

Gary In Indianapolis, The Indianapolis Star Forums 143 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16101

Think of all the babies aborted in the last 30 years. Anyone can be a monster when the circumstances are right. Think of (Previous Poster) who would rather have his own children go to hell than ask God to save them.

rhutchin, Internet Infidels 28 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16102

<a href="http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics71.html" target="_blank">A selection of fundy comics from the 70's by Spire Publishing.</a>

Spire Publishing, Mister Kitty 19 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback

Quote# 16105

If I had athiest values I would have nothing to fall back on which would mean if I blew your brain out whith a shotgun just for fun it would be fine. We all would not have a conscience to see anything wrong with that, think about it. Athiest probably dont believe in god, have sex with men and but beleive there are UFO's its your perogative but tell me that im wrong.

Darwkins has a lot of brains very intelligent but lacks common sense.

iwozere2006, YouTube Forums 52 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ash

Quote# 16106

No intelligent design? Then explain this if you can.

One of those alleged random chance designs from evolution out there, is a type of ophrys orchid (family Orchidaceae) that has pictures of female wasps on its petals. The picture even shows eyes, antennae and wings. But that's not all. It produces an odor of a female wasp ready to mate. This draws the male wasp, which in turn pollinates the flowers, etc.

So tell me please if you can, if the plant came first, how did it know that female wasps were going to be evolved later on, so as to draw pictures of them on its petals? And how could it know what the female mating odor would be like so as to duplicate its chemistry?

If you can't, then there is another explanation that is more logical than the illogical mindless random chance producing all these sophisticated things. Just read Genesis 1:1.

Respectfully, James

James, alt.talk.creationism 36 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16112

If a person does not take the Bible to be inerrant, how could he understand what it said?

rhutchin, Internet Infidels Discussion Board 36 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: PassingThrough

Quote# 16116

There is NO separation between Church and State, For all those who think about public education, they should thank the church, as it was Sunday School which started Public education. Let them pray, let them learn, if you dont like it then find another school for your child. Home School the child.

This is a Christian nation, and we Christians will not back away from this. There is no separation, and We Christians have a right to be in public schools.

Doug, The Indianapolis Star Forums 55 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16120

You want the error of the mormon church shown, but without the use of opinion or Gods word.....

In other words, don't bother me with the facts, just prove me wrong. right?

Freedom, Armageddon Games 28 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16124

['Am I the only one who thinks the quotes (on Liberals Say the Darndest Things) are completely lame? They should be self-evidently funny, but most of them have Republican_Legion's commentary behind them to literally explain the humor behind them. Its not a funny joke if you have to explain the punchline.)

Most of what they [FSTDT.com] post isn't "self-evidently funny". It's not even "self-evidently" "darned". It's just stuff that they don't agree with. In fact, I dare say that they have extremely low standards for what they consider "darnedest" comments. Most of what they lampoon are things that would seem rational & sane to NORMAL people.

longhornplatinum, Liberals Say The Darnedest Things 54 Comments [10/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16072

"1:3,000,000"

That's it? That's the odds of DNA being wrong? Those are appalling odds to base a case on.

Just as a reminder - the odds of winning the national loterry are 1:14,000,000 (ish) and yet someone does that nearly every two weeks.

So if DNA has only a 1:3,000,000 chance of being wrong, they are more than four times as likely to be wrong than the odds of someone winning the Lottery. So there could be a mistake every 3 or 4 days with those odds.

Not exactly the best system, is it?

sammywrae, Yahoo! UK News Message Boards 42 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Daniel