Quote# 16074

For Atheists

Ok how do you like these views.

How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there.

The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about. Idk if you guys believe in those. but I have heard some pretty convincing stories. IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death

strikerchris0411, Christian Forums 46 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 16077

God is most certainly going to give people of other "faiths" a time out.....in hell.

True grace, Free Conservatives 48 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer

Quote# 16078

it wasso funny when it happened in the anti-tobacco group, Ajay came in, endorsing his pro-life group, anti-smoking rights pro-choicers got at him, very funny. "I can do what i want with my body." from "Don't you dare smoke a cirgatte." so hilarious. i can appreciate that now that i am a libertarian.

[So does this mean you're pro-choice now?]

helll bleeping no, it's rather a long explanation on how i work my pro-life values into my libertarian philosophy.

shawn (L-CA) wishes to be in AZ, Myspace 30 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16080

I'm very annoyed by receiving forwarded "Christian" emails. They claim "send this email to 7 people and you'll get what you've been praying for" "bless 7 people in 7 minutes to receive a blessing"

For me, these emails are a form of witchcraft, not that everyone who sends them is a certified practitioner, but they have a manipulative, formulaic tone to them. Some even urge you not to throw them away or you'll miss out or something else.

vjaine, Christian Forums 40 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16086

This is a very urgent prophesy about Florida.

Florida looks like the head of a snake (with lake ochechobee as the eye, and Florida Keys as the tongue). It also looks like a gun.

There is an island called La Palma in the Atlantic ocean. Part of it could fall into the sea and cause a Tsunami which would wipe out Florida.

Florida is one of the wealthiest places in the world. It is therefore not going to be in favour with God since 2.5 billion people live on less than $2 a day.

La Palma contains the word Palm (as in Palm Sunday - the return of Jesus to Jerusalem; or in modern terms the second coming of Jesus).

The book of Revelation talks about a large mountain being thrown into the sea at the end of time. [...] People in the area need to repent/leave the area.

There is a precident for this - the Indonesian tsunami was caused by an earthquake with an epicentre around the island of Sinabang (Sin a bang - this is how God communicated the purpose of the tsunami; if you sin, you get a bang).

alasdair, Internet Infidels 74 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16087

If humans have evolved as evolutionists claim, most of it should have happened within the time covered by history, because that is when most people have lived. In fact, if you are as old as I am, a large percentage of everyone who ever lived did it within your lifetime! Who could ask for a greater opportunity to study human evolution?

Thomas Heinze, Chick Publications' "Battle Cry" Newsletter 41 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Rossyfox

Quote# 16090

If you want an argument where you may receive respect, try someone who thinks that the "enlightenment" was a good thng. I don't. BTW, the "dark ages" were actually the Age of Faith.

BlackElk, Free Republic 47 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16093

[Thread title: "Christian's THE most persacuted group in the USA today!"]

Look at your hate filled post's!!!! LOOK AT THEM!!!! You can talk about your homo's, abortion's, making fun of our Lord, ANYTHING you want and people laugh!!! LAUGH!!!!!! But the minute you talk about being God fearing your ATTACKED!!!! SAD!!!! So your not HAPPY enough that you got rid of the ONE family value's dancer???? No not enough for you is it!!! Not enough!!!!! You have to keep going and going and going, TORMENTING and TAUNTING Christian's!!!!!!! One bunch of SICK people! =^/

kallmekammy, ABC.com Message Boards 52 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16094

Whether you believe it or not, let us say for a moment that atheistic evolution is the answer. Not only that, we'll assume that abiogenesis is true(even though we still can't reproduce it). Please, just for a minute. Let us all assume it is true.

When you mix potassium and water you get a nice explosion.

When light hits a white subject, all the colors are reflected.

When you heat water to a certain temperature it turns to vapor.

When you heat other things to a certain temperature they turn to vapor.

When you lump a bunch of proteins and amino acids blah blah blah, and add a few billion years to it you get Pokemon.

Yes, that's right, Pokemon. Pokemon are a natural phenomenon.

What I am saying is that in this universe you have all these sets of conditions where if A happens then B is the result. If atheistic evolution is true, then emotions such as love, hate, apathy, desire, lust, and ideas such as houses, cars, boxer briefs, Hooters restaurants, Pokemon, Nintendo, katanas, Western style horseback riding, etc. are all part of evolution and are inherent in the laws of the universe. Think about it. An inherent trait of carbon + water plus other junk is disco dancing and an inherent, advanced form is D&D nerds.

So, what do you think about this?

KarateCowboy, Christian Forums 70 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16095

[initially the fundie wrote:]

Go to Boston and go to a church call Church of Christ, scientist they do miracles and is where science Christians that is around!!!

[When asked to clarify what he meant, he responded:]

Oh what im saying is that sometime thinks heal in times it not always come just in 30 sec like you be seeing tv they do happen somtimes for that quik!!

Call Me anything, Myspace 51 Comments [10/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jesse

Quote# 16019

[Why is belief necessary? Why couldn't God just forgive?]
Have you ever loved a woman and she didn't return it, in fact was just not responding in kind with love? The harder you loved her, the harder she didn't love you? Thats why!

[God the psychopathic stalker!]

Biker, Debating Christianity 37 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch

Quote# 16021

Can't all of you see that believing in nothing is believing in something. The Secular Party of Australia clings as much to its policies and aims as the Christians, Muslims and Hindus. It is as much of a religion as anything and the problem that we face is that it doesn't remove religion from government, all it does is creates a new religion.

Religion: the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices. Something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience.

People are forgetting that 'religion' itself doesn't necessarily have anything to do with a 'God'. It's got everything to do with a belief in regards to that 'God'. If atheism, cynicism and freedom for rights has become the 'belief' system for this political party then it is much of a religion as christianity

josho_vox, Online Opinion 42 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 16022

The complex nature of the "dirty trick" against the Republicans over the Mark Foley scandal is beginning to emerge. It doesn't involve a George Soros-funded group or emails that had been in the possession of the media or shopped around by Democratic operatives. Instead, the GOP has played a trick on itself. The party brought so-called gay Republicans into positions of power in Congress only to realize that the confidential information they held about a secret gay network was political dynamite that could backfire. [...]

So if the gay Republicans are not really Republicans, what are they? One veteran observer of this network told AIM that the Foley scandal should make it crystal clear that the gay Republicans are in reality "liberal activists" who want to use the party to advance the same homosexual agenda embraced by the Democrats.

James Hartline, Theology Online 22 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 16023

If we are descendant from apes, how come apes are still around?

I know this question has been asked several times, and I ask it again only because it's a valid question, which evolutionists still haven't answered, other than with a canned, ready-made non-direct response.


stultorum, Free Republic 68 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16024

["The evolutionists are only here to throw sh*t on the Christians... that is their sole purpose... ]

Exactly!

The enemies of Christianity know that their pseudo science is bogus, fake, phony and fraudulent. They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can't fool the vast majority of people.

The only reedeming feature about these neo anti-Christians is that there are so few of them and, hence, easily annihilable.

And the battle continues as it has for 2 thousands years.


stultorum, Free Republic 93 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16027

Bachmann rants about the slippery slope of gay marriage.

Michelle Bachmann, YouTube 14 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 16037

[Once again ragging on Stephen Hawking]

Look at ya, you cant even pretend to be the humane human you would want us to believe you are, forget the pretend religion you wish to profess. Kerwin is obviously stupid. But that doesnt stop you from making sport of his intelligence. You all rolled Hawking out there to babble about your agenda beliefs as though they are factual. And then when we laugh at him, you say we laugh at him because he is in a wheelchair. NO, we laugh because he says some stupid shit. Way-out stupid shit. If you want people to utter that nonsense, why not use able bodied people then? Hell, there really isnt any proof that Hawking is saying what he is saying anyway. He just sits there and drools, while some R2D2 modulator spits out his supposed words.

[His posts in this thread become more retarded from here]

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 34 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16041

If the child is angry after the smack (slamming doors, pouting, etc.), you have not
smacked hard enough, for the foolish rebellion is still there manifesting itself: it has not
yet been dislodged from the heart. Point this out to the child and give him or her the opportunity
to get rid of the rest of the rebelliousness himself, for other wise you will have to
administer another smack. After the smack there are cuddles and prayer, at which time
the child is very open, teachable and receptive. Here is the time to reason with words of
instruction and encouragement.

Christian Foundations of the Institution of Corporal Correction, Family Integrity 78 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16047

[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums 210 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: scotty

Quote# 16053

satan could come and go as he pleased before 1914 , heaven and earth, but not after Jesus threw him out , he was not allowed back into the heavens after that, the heavenly kingdom goverment was set up in 1914.... Daniel 2;44 ...and as we all know , what is the point of having oppossers around , they would be working against Gods kingdom ,not for it.

mee, Comparative Religion forum 18 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16054

image: What Would Jesus Do? Kick a liberal in the balls!

.....

I have know Liberal Ball Kicker for a long time, and I know that he stands for the same things as I do.

Converting Americans and forigners to Christianity by any means necessary
Implementing a flat tax
Removing the "Death Tax"
The removal of Dicatators around the world, as well as Democratically elected leaders who criticize the United States and/or George W. Bush (I'm talking about you Chirac)
Manditory gun ownership laws
Overthrow of Roe v. Wade
Overthrow of Brown v. Board of Ed.
Merging our government with the Church of Jesus Christ.
Many many more

.....

The election is coming up and we need to focus on the issues most important to Americans:
Gay Marriage
Flag Burning
Privatizing Social Security

(website), Liberals must die! 67 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 16062

WHATEVER!!!!!!11111 WHATEVER!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE *SO* SHADY??????? AND YOU CLAIM *AMERICA* IS REPRESENTED? INCLUDING CHRISTIANS??? I DON'T ****THINK*** SO!!!!!!!11 I DON'T ****THINK***** SO!!!!! SO HAVE YOUR SEX FILLED DANCES, *WAY* TOO MUCH "SKIN" IN THE COSTUMES, NO JOHNRA OTHER THAN DIRTY DANCING!!!!! DIRTY!!!!! NOT CHRIST LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

kallmekammy, ABC.com Message Boards 84 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16063

[Thread title: "READ YOUR BIBBLE'S!!!"]

In the area of woman wearing pants. The scripture's principal is still MODEST. A woman in tight fitting jeans or pants is immodest, but a woman in loose pants which are made for woman can be modest. So the cut and wearing of clothes determines whether they are modest or not mkay??

Also. A woman should not dress like a man.....or wear clothes that would cause one to think she was a lesbian!!! =^/ A woman can cut her hair like a man's cut which would bring her into question. But a woman wearing short hair that is not cut like a man's would not be suspected of being a lesbian. So again it is not so much the length of a woman's hair, but the style at which it is cut and worn. THINK people. Soon and someday soon we are going to meet the KING and are you dressed for Him? For the Brdiegroom cometh back to meet his Bride. Are YOU engaged????????????????????????????????????

[Her follow-up posts are at least as crazy]

kallmekammy, ABC.com Message Boards 55 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16066

[Kerwin points out that the number of troop deaths in Iraq doesn't seem that bad when you compare it to AIDS, Cancer, and Alcohol related deaths.]

That is 857 killed each year or less than 6 of every 1000 who go there. We loose more Americans by HIV/Aids 14000 which alone which is often spread for just the sake of pleasure. I will not mention the deaths due to alcohol and tobacco which far outpace HIV/Aids and are also lost to personal pleasure. At least those lives lost and Iraq are attempting to obtain natural liberties for others. I am glad France intervened in our own Revolution war.

Kerwin Brown, Renew America 28 Comments [10/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs

Quote# 15998

The miraculous swirling sun witnessed by pilgrims to Fatima in 1917 was a representation of the swastika and a sign that heaven had sent Adolph Hitler to punish humanity for its sins. The miracle at Fatima also showed that the God of Christianity and Ra, the sun god of ancient Egypt, are the same diety. After centuries of "Passover" — passing over from the Egyptians to the Jews to the Christians to the Muslims — God was again appearing on earth as a sun god, this time in the person of Hitler.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 39 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott