Quote# 15999

[Urbanek argues he is the Egyptian sun god Ra.]

Epiphany! All things become clear. The encounters with falcons, the dream of being on a ship, and the bloody urine from my inexplicable affliction were all signs that I was the incarnation of Ra. The falcon encounters with black men — the used car dealer, the home seller, the tax preparer and the dog owner — also had an Egyptian connection. In a past life I was a Pharaoh or other prominent Egyptian who had dealings and conflicts with his Nubian neighbors.

[Realize at other points in the site, Urbanek argues Ra was reincarnated as Adolf Hitler and that Ra, Allah, Yahweh, and Jesus are all the same person/God.]

Robert Urbanek/Jesus Christ/Ra/Allah/Yahweh/Adolf Hitler, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 25 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 16002

[If a child-rapist repents, he'll go to heaven, but if the children he raped become atheist because of the rape, they'll go to hell. How is that justice?]

If the rapist finally came to God after a life of spiritual misery, he earned it.
If the child refused God after a life of spiritual misery, he earned nothing.
[...]
Jesus "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life." Enough said. The kid, if he believed in God, would've been comforted by the fact that the man's actions are worthy of hell, only to meet up with the rapist in heaven and work on their emotional relationship.

Ethan, Myspace 49 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 16003

There is a name that Jews call God in the highest respect.

It is G-d.

That is fine. It is sincere and from the heart.

But there is a Name for God that Jews do NOT understand, and THIS is the name above all names that you can call G-d.
It is a NAME that puts the angels in heaven at AWE of YOU.

It is a name much more powerful and respectful to the Almighty and All-Powerful G-d.

The synagogues do not understand it. They tremble at the thought. Angels in heaven would never use such a name to the Almighty El Elyon.

But if YOU use it, sincerely, your life will change, because it brings JOY to the Almighty El Elyon when you call him by this name. That name is:

"Daddy."

"Abba Father."

Walk into the High Throne Room of the Third Heaven, walk up to the Throne to the Almighty and say, "Hi Daddy.'

He put His own son to death so you could call him Daddy.

Use it. It is the HIGHEST of ALL respectful names given to G-d. "Daddy."

You are his BABY. Acknowledge it.

Your life will change when you call him Daddy. His protection will be greater than any parent you know. His love will be greater than any parent you know. He will be the most awesome Daddy in existence.

Call him Daddy. Watch His arms open for you.

That is what the entire Bible is all about. He is your DADDY.

Prophet Michael Mullen, WaroftheAngels.org 41 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Garret

Quote# 16005

Idont want to go to hell and rather go to Heaven. Why else would anyone worship God if there was no Heaven promised? I think u need Jesus. U must have had a bad experience in life & now u turned against God.Course the law is 4 the lawless, thats why its been put into place thru the Bible,& the 1's that have the law, are already abiding by it.U wanna talk bout this more in depth email me espinosa_ramonhotmailcom

sothrowedmex, YouTube 27 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16006

<a href = "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenfly">Scientific proof for the Virgin Birth</a>

What's ironic is that Dawkins mentions this little bug in his book, "The Selfish Gene" on page 46. What makes for the irony is how, on page 16, he points out the Virgin Birth prophecy (Isiah 7:14) as being a mere "scribal error."

I often wonder if he realizes he stuck his foot in his mouth over this. But it does verify the truth in Jesus' teaching, "For by your words you will be justified, and by your words you will be condemned." (Matthew 12:37)

Joseph, MySpace Religion Forum 40 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: nash equilibrium

Quote# 16007

"He created the male and female and he brought them together and that's what marriage will be...In the midst of that calling to me, God then called me to run for congress...In the midst of him making this calling sure, what's occured in this particular race is that this congresssional seat - one of 435 in the country - has become one of the top 5 races in the country and in the last week has become one of the top three races in the country and you may have seen now God has in his own will and in his own plan has focused like a laser beam after this scandal that came up about a week or so ago he has focused like a laser beam with his reasoning on this race.


Michele Bachman, Pam's House Blend 33 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 16009

[Tell the child of a gay parent that homosexuality is 'evil' and they're not very likely to join up with your religion.]

Obviously, since the child was mentally assaulted while vulnerable with a corrupt sense of morality...

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 18 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake

Quote# 16010

[while attempting to defend his "mangina" crack against both reason and the FSTD crew:]

Hey, dipshit. I was reading the fundie fanclub site. Tell those effeminate, she males that MANGINA is not a misspelling nor is it a mispronunciation. MANGINA is what they get when they check their manhood and male member at the door in favor of their ideals. Their little pee-pee creeps away, inbetween their legs, leaving a void of male genetalia and in its place the appearance of a vagina. The rejected hidden pee-pee is now referred to as a MANGINA. A fitting name for those who have self-sacrificed their manhood.

Tell them to look in the mirror. 99.9% will say, "So that is the medical term for that. Thanks, Mr. Coulter."

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 52 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16011

Most Mohammedans are clueless about Western culture. They are insensitive to our way of life, and they don't try to learn the reality of situations. This is their problem, not ours. Perhaps our prayers will lead to their understanding, in time, and to their conversions.

SeenAndUnseen, Christian Forums 45 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16012

[Obviously, he knows if you'll choose him or satan, so he knows if you'll go to hell or heaven, so why bother creating hell bound souls?]

I don't know biblically, i'm not going to B.S., but my guess is that he's maximizing saved souls w/o incurring the rapture (ending earth, freezing the population of human souls). Even if he creates unsaved souls, God is Just because they made the decision for themselves. WE NEED TO LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS, YOU CHOSE YOUR ACTIONS.

Ethan, Myspace 31 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 16013

Gee, are you people being ignorant again in your defense of your gods of atheism? Why Stalin was a god to atheist, and so was Mao. In fact, god is man and man is god in atheism. If the god Mao spoke and was not obeyed, hell fire and brimstone was sent down from above in the form of a little red book which was the word of the god, Mao.
Why, in fact, god was followed soo religiously(beyound reason according to atheist,based on faith of Mao) that educators were even found to be in error to the great Mao.
Seems those educators were serving food at the temple of Mao schools of atheism, which was not up to the standards of the little Red Book and were then sacrificed to rid the nation of such "apostate" atheist. Rampant REVENGE( justice according to the Little Red Bible of Mao) was common when those educators were simply roasted on a spit and served to other apostate Maoist who were given a choice to either die or eat their fellow educator with a smile on their face. And the reason for cannibalism being justice and rightous? Why, the food was not up to par and the educators were accused of robbing the food budget. Ah, those atheist and their Anthony Bourdain sensibilties. But, what else is there to live for but sex,drugs, and a fine foie gras meal when your a atheist? Whoops, not those drugs under the reign of godman Mao. Seems he had a vicious streak about opium and those atheist who sold them to his fellow believers in his bible. But, not to worry, eventually he got liberal Americans to fund his religion by selling opium/heroin to those same atheist such as Bill Maher. . After all, twas those famous liberals of the USA, such as F. D. Roosevelt who became rich selling opium to those Orientals. So, expect atheist to die for another hundred years doing their part to protect the liberal rich who sold joy and peace to those yellow savages. And who rebeled first against those opium sellers/consumers in China? Why, a man who found a religion which was not based upon despair and dispicable morals of pre destination named Hong Xiuquan. Oh, if only Jesus was not around to inspire a man to revolt against simple atheist who sold drugs to fellow Chinese. After all, atheist/Buddhist Chinese have no reason to not make a gold coin selling heaven to foolish Chinese who were bred and born to despair and fate. And since the sixties those liberals are now enjoying the loss of their own children to that
fine white grade 4 heroin to balance the scales of justice for "sins" of their fathers. Enjoy being that stooge for the religion of Mao and his religion of reason and man.
The Little Red Book was the bible to those who worshipped Mao. Why, all those gigantic posters and banners were everywhere and in every home. But, top that off with those candle light parades dedicated to the god Mao and his god vision of Heaven on Earth. To defend, rewrite, and hide the hideous religion based upon man as god and reason is to hide those millions of deaths within yourself in a sheer fanaticism devoted to being a dogmatic atheist. And for the village idiot atheist slogans were always kept simple and short since their ability to remember more then 10 words in a row was lacking from the lazy minds atheist are known for. So, here is your slogan for the day which is sweet, short and to the truth of what god is for atheist; "Power comes from the end of a gun barrel". So saith godman Mao. A most rightous dogamtic mass murdering religion was he, the godman of materialist/rationalist. And still the atheist defend their religion which made hell on Earth their mission with all the zeal of a Muslim.

Anonymous, FSTDT comments 41 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maronan

Quote# 16015

(Said in response to http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/10/10/D8KM29O01.html)

We need a law prohibitting homosexuality, like it or not.

[A bigger hazard to society is YOU felk - we need to prevent people like you from having contact with kids]

I will pay for the monitary reward if this is NOT a situation that happened between a man and a boy. Here, right here, we have another homo preying on a child. And BEFORE he is convicted or faces trial, his religious leaders file for bankruptcy protection. INCREDIBLE! And all ding-dong can say is that I am the bigger danger to children.

Show me 1, JUST ONE, benefit homosexuality has brought to society, our society.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 61 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16016

[Why can't he plan to have someone aborted?]

Its like this (simple answer, but can get very complex). God does plan abortions. But...its an issue of allowing satan to carry out evil. God himself is incapable of committing evil, but satan is on a leash and is allowed to do things so that Gods ultimate purposes and plans are carried out. Its not like God is wringing his hands in frustration that he cannot thwart satan. Its that Gods canvas of redemptive history is playing out in sync with what he wants to happen. We cannot understand his ways. He will only give just the bare minimum of understanding that we as humans need. And one of the major ways of imparting understanding is through the Bible. But, of course, the Bible is worthless if God doesnt bring the spiritual understanding to the person reading it. Sure, you may glean a little wisdom, but you will not see how it is alive through the spiritual eyes of holiness without God. This is why so many people say the Bible is foolish, fantasy, convoluted, and senseless. God has to open the door to the understanding. Anyway, everything that happens in the universe, down to a single atom, is under Gods hand. He is just using satan to carry out his masterpiece. Yes, you could say "well doesnt that make God sadistic and evil?" My answer is no, it does not. My answer is that God is perfect and does not make mistakes. My answer is that God knows what he is doing and is allowing evil in this world to take place for his secret and revealed purposes.

Ben, MySpace 39 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 16017

God does not allow things to pass outside of his will. There is not a randomness to what happens in the world. Sure, we are accountable for what we do, but it doesnt take away the fact that God is still in control. Sounds paradoxical doesnt it? But, its more like "Why is grass green?" It just is. God just is. Gods ways just are. Seems unfair? Nope, God is God and knows what hes doing. This is an aspect of faith. You trust what God is doing even if it seems wrong. Is that foolish? Blind faith? Nope, God gives you so much proof of himself as you grow in your relationship with him, that it is not blind at all. [Emphasis added.]

Ben, MySpace 53 Comments [10/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15971

Who is most responsible for North Korea’s position as a nuclear threat?
Former President Bill Clinton: 53%
Dictator Kim Jong-Il: 28%
President George W. Bush: 0%
All of the Above: 11%
None of the Above: 3%
Undecided: 6%


Tradition, Family, and Propetry, Tradition, Family, and Proptery 47 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15972

In 1982, Universal released John Carpenter's remake of The Thing. The movie, starring Kurt Russell, made its debut when AIDS was just emerging as an epidemic. Except for its unrelenting splash of blood and guts, the movie was not considered remarkable at the time.

In the movie, a monster from space: 1) reproduced itself on an all-male Antarctic base, hiding itself in the bodies of humans; 2) jumped from man to man; 3) was projected on a computer as a disease that would spread exponentially; 4) attacked the base's blood supply; and 5) could be detected by a blood test devised by the hero.

At the end of the film, the viewer was led to believe that the Thing might still be alive. In an extensively edited version for broadcast TV, the monster apparently survived in the body of a dog. In retrospect, Carpenter's Thing was a mythical representation of AIDS; it behaved like the AIDS virus.

Mind of God Reality operates at two levels: 1) linear, observable events in the material world, and 2) nonlinear episodes in the collective unconscious, which are expressed by artists through our culture. These stories from the collective unconscious, or the mind of God, as some might say, are mythical representations of actual events and, in some cases, predict events. The Thing was God's way of telling gays that their bathhouse culture had brought a monster to life.

In the movie, when the monster is discovered, one of the characters, senior biologist Blair, goes "mad" and decides that no one should leave the base alive. He destroys the helicopters, tractors and communications equipment. The other base members overcome and disarm him, and lock him in a shed. As the plot develops, it becomes evident that Blair wasn't so mad after all.

God's message in the story was that you have to identify and kill, or at least quarantine, everyone possessed by the monster (AIDS). We ignored His advice. Instead, our misplaced compassion let the monster escape from the "base" and infect millions of people.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding is Lee Harvey Oswald 38 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 15973

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof."

So begins the Bill of Rights with the first amendment to our Constitution--one that guarantees a God-given freedom. For over 200 years the light of the church has illuminated this freedom, but now a radical agenda seeks to extinguish that flame.

The expansion of non-discrimination laws to include homosexuality inevitably constricts our right to express and act on our religious beliefs. Recently, there has been a string of incidents involving government intolerance against those who live out their faith in the public square.

To respond to this growing threat, I'm pleased to announce that on October 15, 2006, FRC will host a nationwide simulcast from Boston, Massachusetts called "Liberty Sunday: Defending Our First Freedom." I invite you to join us as we examine the cultural and legal influences that threaten to erode religious liberties and muzzle free speech.

Tony Perkins, Liberty Sunday 32 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jacob

Quote# 15974

[How do you know this (that the world couldn't have happened without God)?]

I believe, plus it's common sence.

Tanya88, Christian Forums 27 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15983

Yes, it is okay to burn that flag [North Korea's flag]. No, my position is not a double standard. I do not live in North Korea, I live in the United States.

I don't care if anyone here in the US burns the North Korean flag, the UK flag, the Israeli flag, the flag of the Netherland Antilles, or any other flag besides America's or Missouri's.

VRWCAgent, CFC Forums 33 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15984

[Homosexual Behavior in Animals]

My degree is in psychology. At one point I read a study about increasing populations. As I recall, the animal used were mice.

Initially they observed a set population for a specific sized area. They counted the rate of violent and homosexual acts the mice did over time.

They then increased the population and observed again. They continued to increase the population density and observe changes in violence and homosexual behavior.

What the study indicated was that as population increased there was a matching increase in violence and homosexual behavior.

Of course one must be careful when extrapolating animal behavior to humans (although clearly the "scientists" observing in the OP aren't interested in being so careful), but is it any wonder when we observe that when humans live in denser populations there is also an increase in violence and homosexual behavior?

Of course such a study would be rejected by the homosexual community because it puts homosexuality in the light of anti-social behavior. It simply isn't PC to identify the truth.

perigrini, Fulfilled Prophecy 30 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15985

Dear brothers and sisters Aslamoalikum,

Are we made of clay ? what is ment by clay ... this is just one way that people could understand. If it was to tell us the names of all the elements that we were created by what names would the Holy Qur'aan have used when those elements were discovered long after and had not been even named.. for us clay is enough...

We should only accept the Holy Qur'aan and the Ahadeeth on this matter. Our knowledge is not enough to understand everything.

Science is not the the answer to understanding all subjects. History has shown the masters of science have been proven wrong in time.

We must increase our knowledge to be able to understand as to what is ment by those words in context of the subject in the surah.

The Torah has words that at that time applied to people so as to make it simple for them to understand. Had the Holy Qur'aan stated that the Earth was moving then there would have been many who would have not believed it as they would have been able prove just as Ahla Hazhrat (ra) that the Earth is at a stand still...

When the Holy Qur'aan talks about other things that cannot be proven by people to be incorrect, in time they become acceptable just as the verse which states that the male determins the gender of a child at the time of its conception. Until they became advanced in the science of genetics they did not accept the Qur'aan.

Likewise time will prove that the Holy Qur'aan is correct in saying that the Earth is stationary as you would say that the the Earth is still and everything around it moves.

Where does movement time and space originate from ? A person could be standing but still the blood inside him is moving ! The universe is in a constant motion even the sun is moving... But it behaves as though it is stationary...!

As one of the signs of Kiyamat would be that the Sun would come closer to the Earth...!

We accept all that is in the Holy Qur'aan even if we cannot understand it now due to lack of knowledge.

Syed Hasnain Qadiri-Jilani, Global Islamic Community Forums 22 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15986

[Apparently Mr. Coulter is fond of LSD and proves it while commenting in a thread about a coach offering a player money to injure an autistic kid.]

Now, I cant train that pig to attack you no matter what you want to conjure up in that libby imagination of yours. There, there, you will be O.K. Simmer down the huffing and puffing. Ol' Clyde thought you had some 'baby making goodies' you were about to dispose of or maybe he thought you were about to throw him a treat by disposing that self-castrated talleywacker you angrily carry around, that's all.

Clyde does have a penchant for buggery. That 'daughter' who came to the rescue wasnt the Dickster, now was it? Just what were you(btw, I like the 'nurse' touch) 2 doing out in the hedge? Let me look up those recent George Micheal escapades.....mmmhmmm.

I believe this is the scenario.... Jerry and Dickster, galloping through the woods, in drag. Sharing their romantic view of knighthood and chivalry. Twinkling eyes meet. A flirtatious game of 'chase' begins. Giggling. Juices flowing. Then Clyde gets a whiff. (Thanks to Jerry's expertise in homosexuality, I have learned that animals are homo too. Thanks to the gay animal exhibit Jerry is promoting.) Ole' Clyde wants in on the action. Barges into frolic, uninvited. Unbeknownst to Clyde, your racist views of pigs obviously escalates the hostility. Realizing you are outmatched(in more ways than one) by the crazed boar, Dickster screems hysterically and flees into the hedge leaving the decrepit Jerry to fend off the gay boar all by her lonesome. Her paniced screems flushes out the rest of the 'bush buggery'. George Micheal, Elton John, Boy George, unemployed van driver, Dickster-all circle around the vicious boar. Clapping hands to get its attention, "Hey! Hey! Piggy, piggy! Leave her alone!" Now they start to stomp their high heels, insisting on getting the boar's attention. "Piggy, piggy! Hey! WE said leave her alone, you big bulging bully!" Clyde looks at the crowd of rescuers. He thinks, "Man, these guys are gay. What the hell was I thinking?! Being gay sucks!" Clyde runs off in his shame. Devouring acorns as he welcomes his new life of heterosexuality. Gee, thanks guys. Thanks for turning Clyde straight, letting him see the light and wickedness of his ways.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 44 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15988

Christian woman's reaction to being swapped into a Wiccan family.

Trading Spouses, youtube.com 45 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15989

Homosexuality...Not only is it a crime against humanity, what's worse is it's a crime against God. What they do to each other is not considered loving. What they actually are are hatemakers, because that is what they do- make hate to each other. Besides, the act of gay sex is horrible, its like shitting backwards.

Prayerrist, Freeconservatives 58 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Smakhed

Quote# 15990

[From a BBC article regarding a woman who was asked to conceal her necklace in order to comply with British Airway's dress code].

Devout Christian and MP, Ann Widdecombe, went further and said the situation was "absolutely crazy" and that Christians were "suffering".

"It's we who are being persecuted," she said.



Ann Widdecombe, BBC News 38 Comments [10/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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