Quote# 17380

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

Homosexuality is curable. If it wasn't, I'd be saying they should be put to death.

Exonoesis, Christian Forums 52 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17383

[Why do you reject evolution?]

I base it on four propositions:

1. The universe hasn't been around long enough for evolution to work.
2. Evolution assumes there's room for improvement.
3. Evolution and death are inseparable.
4. The Creator's Son didn't believe in it.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 38 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17384

Caleb Lussier, of Plymouth, Mass., is a student at the Word of Life Bible Institute in Schroon Lake, not far from Christ Episcopal. Investigators said he acted out of a religious zeal that also may have played a role in a fire at another church in his hometown and in threats against three other houses of worship.

Warren County Sheriff Larry Cleveland said Lussier thought the members of Christ Church were hypocrites who deviated from the teachings of the Bible and the word of God. He allegedly robbed the church twice in May. On one occasion he left behind a message written in a Bible: "You've been warned." On May 30, a fire at the 77-year-old church burned out of control before firefighters arrived.

Caleb Lussier, Albany Times-Union 29 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Marnanel

Quote# 17385

Yes, when you equate Jesus with alien technology it all comes together. The disappearances in front of his disciples is W=P, the balance point of (matter)Wave(length)=(fermion)Particle(velocity)of super-momentum. To wit, when you slam-freeze all mass-change in the body to 0 deg K, it is in a pure momentum state. Thus t=dKE=m=(W>P or WP or WP or WP you know as deceleration/weight, which is what you call "time" : over running MATTER WAVE ENERGY in newtons of wave force......4 years ago I visited a guy in Colorado that did the W=P trick to himself in 1991 : disappeared right in front of his wife for 1/2 hour, and he felt himself(his spiritual self of course)in this black/blank void. Scared the living $#}] out of himself, and hasn't been able to reproduce the effect since despite many tries(pure W=P is so delicate to achieve). Thus the problem is maintaining STABILITY. Obviously Jesus/aliens know how, and routinely use it in missing time/abductions......Bottom line : the mastery of Quantum Mechanics is what it's all about, the world beyond today's world, in which our lord Jesus is KING.

timer, Free Republic 49 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sinister Minister

Quote# 17331

This book is part of the gay agenda. When it was realized that Christian adults were very resistant to pro-gay doctrine, the only logical next step would be to target children. The mind of a child is very moldable, and at four to seven years old are experimenting with sex. It was found that because children start sex between the ages of 4 and 7 that they were the ideal target for pro-gay doctrine.

fevoldj2, Christian Forums 33 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17342

You dont watch the news much obviously or you would know fags are constantly traveling to the Far East and other places around the world to have sex with little boys.

You really need to see a Psychiatrist......

Conservative Atheist, Myspace 30 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf

Quote# 17347

(Why did God allow Hovind to go to jail? Reason #18:)

18. To make me more like Jesus, the man of sorrows and acquainted with grief.

Kent Hovind, writing from jail, CSE Blogs 42 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17348

As the children of Israel were crossing the Red Sea the Lord must of realized they’d be hungry by the time they got through the waters to the other side. Sure enough he provided something for them. It was Dinosaur prime rib!

Geocentric Bob, CSE Blogs 41 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17351

[Thread about gay marriage...]

This is all I'll say about this thread. I feel the same way about protecting myself and my country if a radical minority ever forces the government to enact pretend "marriages" between people of the same-sex, as our founding fathers did when they wrote the declaration of independence.

Take that how you will.

bees, Christian Forums 25 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17352

[Also, how were plants created before the Sun?]

plants were created before the sun and they lived because the days of genisis are literal days. and plants can live in darkness for a day or two.

battle hymn, carm 34 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17353

The evolutionist, we have pointed out on other threads, builds his platform on a logical redundancy. When you ask him how such and such evolved, he will answer you with a description of its current utility, and suggest that those without such utility were culled by natural selection. As we have pointed out, his position is summed up by the parody "post hoc ergo propter hoc", which is to say "after the fact, therefore before the fact".

[Emphasis added]

Colossians, Christian Forums 24 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17355

you can not be instantly forgiven, no matter, you have to repent, you have to prove to allah that you are worthy his forgiveness. if it was that simple there would be no need ot be good, to live you life by the rules, you just have to beleive and not prove anything.

and you tried being GAY!!!!!!! i dispise anything GAY. you should have your genetles removed for this hainous crime to humanity. you should never be able to please your self in a sacred way.!!!

Borat, Inthepursuitofgod.com 21 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17359

Religious people don't even need to go to war to be dangerous and to cause suffering to millions. They are inherently dangerous and should be vi.lified for the mental retards they are. Why society tolerates these intolerant people I do not know.

inbreda, c4forums 40 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17290

[Er... I will try to explain it softly for you; what you reproach Arabs in particular and all Muslims in general with is to be bloodthirsty fanatics, right? And the only solution is to exterminate them all, right? So that is what we call a PARADOX (do not be afraid of the big word); how can you possibly spit on them if you are just like them? According to your logic, you must apply the same treatment to yourself, right? Sounds complicated? Your fault, not mine!!! Malrait]

There is no "paradox" involved whatsoever. Let me break it down to you logically: Premise 1: Dead people can not be, and are not terrorists. Premise 2: Muslims compose the largest portion of terrorists in the world Premise 3: The remaining subset of terrorists in the worlds is comprised of Marxist-Leftist anarchistic people (liberals) Conclusion: Exterminating all Muslims and all liberals will end terrorism.

[email protected], Strategy Page 43 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17295

Creationists are not against science -they are just against silly science

TasManOfGod, Christian Forums 38 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Theironpaperclip

Quote# 17296

The Devil is a master of disguise. He can make it appear good, pleasant, and seemingly so innocent � and yet it is deadly! The Bible says in 2 Corinthians 11:14, "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light" He does not appear with horns and a pitch fork breathing fire. He might just appear as a pleasant, friendly, fellow, with "a broad face and a round little belly, That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. . ."

Could Santa Claus be a subtle, clever attack on our children to confuse, doubt and rob their God-ordained "child like" faith? Satan knows, if he can somehow get that child through those fruitful early years without trusting the Lord Jesus Christ � his goal of eternal damnation in hell increases substantially.

Dr. Terry Watkins, Th.D., Santa Clause: The Great Imposter 52 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17298

(after claiming that only heterosexual couples should be allowed to raise children)

You cannot equate a woman who from some medical condition cannot have children to someone who choses a lifestyle that cannot produce children. If you want to at least come up with something comparable, then talk about a woman who, through acts of unprotected and irresponsible sex has had to have so many abortions that she is now barren. Do I think that woman deserves to adopt? No. Her lifestyle MADE her unable to have children. That was her CHOICE

Garrett The Great, Myspace 22 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 17301

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t7ZO_3kaGs&mode=related&search=" target="_blank">Catholic George wants to outlaw abortion! Catholic George wants some breast! Because Catholic George says so!</a>

Caholic George, YouTube 13 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ashe Raven

Quote# 17304

I can just imagine you standing there before God Almighty.. you being like the size of a pea.. him being this huge person

and you saying... " Hey God.. what is the matter with me not believing in you"

LOL....

It makes me laugh at how people think they can do whatever they like LOL... and then expect God to be all nice at the end of their lives to them..

Wake up and smell the coffee Bueller..

Jon Mills, Inthepursuitofgod.com 44 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17307

How can you trust archeoligists?

They get paid to work by grants issued from the government which has a history of corruption and wicked false teaching that is supposedly 2,000 years old, If Judaizers played a major role in the formation and establishment of the Roman Catholic Church, is it possible that Roman Catholicism was a Jewish project from the beginning? There is, in fact, a long and fascinating history of Jewish infiltration of the Roman Catholic Church which has been nonetheless, and by clever design, perceived as a Gentile institution. If Roman Catholicism was a project of Cabalist Jews for the purpose of subverting Christianity, it is conceivable that this Judaized Church has functioned for nearly two millennia as a covert branch of Judaism, whose handlers gradually and imperceptibly shifted Western Christendom to more advanced stages of apostasy than was possible during the vigilant period of the early Church when ecumenical councils convened to combat heresy, rather than to embrace it. At the present time it can be safely stated that the Roman Catholic Church is a merely a front for Judeo-Freemasonry to draw apostate Christendom into the messianic kingdom of the Antichrist.

whitebuffalo321, Yahoo! Message Boards 31 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 17309

[Regarding the anti-rape condom, <a href="http://www.rapestop.net/">rapex</a>]

I'm against any form of self-defense that does unessecary permenant damage to anyone when there are better solutions (chemical agents, etc.).

[Right, it's unnecessary, I mean it would only stop a rape, possibly save a woman from disease (chemical agents don't protect against STDs), PTSD, death, might help secure a conviction - definitely unnecessary.]

nice perversion of the word "it". USE A REAL NOUN.

Ethan, Myspace 33 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17317

Actually, creation/evolution are both non-scientific. Science is based on observable phenomenon, and as far as I know, no one was around to observe the beginning of everything....

[If it snowed last night and I didn't see it happening, I still know it snowed by the evidence left behind in the morning. The evidence for evolution is abundant and obvious. The evidence for creationism is zero.]

You are around to observe the snow, but you cannot say what caused it. You can only say that there is snow on the ground. You assume that it has fallen, and you can throw it in the air to observe it falling, but you cannot state with certainty that it did indeed fall. Simply because you were not there to observe it. It is likely that it did fall, but not certain.

amruttan, Yahoo! Message Boards 25 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 17318

There IS a way to win in Iraq if we have the stomach for it

1. We pull our troops out of Baghdad, Mosul, Irbil and Basra.
2. We attack, and demolish these cities with nuclear weapons -- preferably strong enough to wipe out the entire cities. We bomb all four cities within two hours, preferably.
3. We give the remaining insurgents, the Shiites, and the Sunnis 24 hours to lay down their arms and surrender, or we'll drop bombs on Suleymaniye, Kirkuk, al-Najaf, Karbala, Nasirah and Hillah -- again, within two hours of the initial attack.
4. We pull our troops out of Suleymaniye, Kirkuk, al-Najaf, Karbala, Nasirah and Hillah.
5. While we're at it, we also drop a nuclear weapon on Kandahar, Afghanistan, and let the Taliban know that Mazar-I-Sharif, Charikar, Herat and/or Jalalabad in Afghanistan are next and that we have no problem nuking Afghanistan until it glows.
6. We might also let Syria and Indonesia know we're quite fed up with their anti-American attitudes and if they have a problem with that, they can take a trip to Baghdad or Kandahar and see what might be in store for them without a bit of immediate "attitude correction" on their part.

We've spent all this time and money developing nuclear weapons -- we might as well use them on the enemy before the enemy uses them on US. If they're so hot to turn this war into a crusade against the West, we might as well let them know what they're in for.

lioninoil, Christian Forums 66 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 17323

Science is powerful in supporting out presuppositions. When Colubus sailed to the Americas claiming the world was not flat, the two boats that sailed over the edge never had the opportunity to write about their flat earth theory and prove it was flat. Only the three that made it lived.

coadie, CARM.org 56 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17251

In my opinion, if an animal in the wild like a swan is caught being gay it should be shot on sight, disinfected, and used to feed the poor.

supersport, carm 123 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: f. mouse