Quote# 18154

a man is not made for a man especially in the sexual mannor! The male anatomy is made to only expel waste and ....semen for, get this, .... procreation! because unless that man is abnormal( been fixed or other abnormality) there is sperm in the ejaculate. Male and male cannot procreate anything! But, and get this too.. a man, if not careful and protected can get an infection!!! Wow wonder why they would be getting a infection? Because they are making their part of their anatomy subseptable to bacteria! So yeah they have to ware protection, there again, thats adding someting! Its just like adding to the Word of God.

Lets not leave the women out eaither.... they a woman wasnt made for a woman none of her parts fit like a (hand and ) glove.


You guys cant be as serious about your position on homosexuallity its just not Natural no matter how you try to make it work!

Marcy, Bonnie's Lounge 45 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18155

OK, you are living, say, in the time right after Babel, where all languages were divided, as well as the spiritual seperated from the physical. The continent you are on is moving half way across the world, though it might be noticeable, other things have happened as well. Like life spans suddenly started to decrease, maybe some thing different in the stars, and plants now take a coon's age to grow, causing, perhaps a lot of hunger, and readjustment. (Wait a minute, I think we saw some of that in the Old Kingdom of Egypt, no?).
Now, if I had the time to write aunt Lou, and somehow float the message in a bottle across the planet to her continent, I would reralize we can't communicate any more! So, we might resort to picture words. Hey, that sounds again like ancient Egypt?!!!
Now, being only a century after the flood of Noah, and the ice age going on as well, etc, why, I think we should not expect a well documented, written record.

dad, Christian Forums 28 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18156

God created all life. He did this for a reason. Our job is to accept this and study the bible to find this reason. A far batter path than claiming what " id like to think" happened.

Accept whats there, the evidence rather than making up theories that try to disprove god exists.

Truth1010, Science Forums 34 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18158

Worthy causes like human equality won't help you get to heaven. And unworthy causes like gay rights will definitely cause you to get to hell faster.

Preacher, Bonnie's Lounge 44 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18160

I believe ALL muslims are either terrorists, or those that support terrorists. I believe that ALL muslims who live by the koran, and claim to believe the koran, seek nothing but world domination, for that is what the koran directs.

And you know what, if I am wrong, tomorrow, I'll still be alive.

If I am RIGHT... tomorrow, you wont be.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 66 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18161

Suffering and hardship are blessings from God. I never could understand that until I lived without hardship for 4 or 5 months.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 59 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18164

[Can I ask... why? I mean, why deprive yourself? How does it make you a better person? ]

We are not here to serve ourselves..we are here to serve the Lord first and then to serve others second...
Our bodies are made for our husbands...the bible tells us not to deny him our body and vice versa...to save temptation among other things...Your body is for him and his for you...We are the temple of the holy spirit, and i doubt seriously that the Holy Spirit would go around guiding men and women to get themselves off for no reason other than to serve themselves.

ArohaB, Christian Forums 23 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 18165

But God don't talk in Arabic. He talks in a REAL language, namely, English. It's true that back in them days He translated that to some other language after Speaking it in English, but after all, it's His universe and He can do what He doggone well wants to do.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 146 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18166

Hang on because the terrorists now have the strategic upper hand and it will get very bloody in our countries the way it was in their countries when we had the upper hand, only much worse. They WILL NOT fight the humane war our lying liberal traitors have been forcing our troops to fight.

This is going to be horrible and an extremely rough ride. Be sure to kiss your loved ones goodbye this morning because, thanks to the lying liberal traitors, you could not see them again any day now. You are about to be plunged into a horrible nightmare with your loved ones and friends being killed on your streets because we permitted the lying liberal traitors to turn too many of you against the war in Iraq and grind the powerful US allied war machine to a halt so it couldn't kill the terrorists in their streets. We are about to pay an extremely heavy price here because we permitted the terrorists to achieve their goal in Iraq almost entirely because of the help they received from our lying liberal traitors.

BE SURE to send pictures of your dead and maimed loved ones and friends to the lying liberal media, lying liberal politicians, and lying liberal Hollywood thanking them for helping Al Quaeda murder your friends and relatives so that they will know that you know that they are traitors and made it possible for Al Quaeda to stage this offensive against us in our countries. Of course they will deny it while they continue to help the terrorists with their lies, misinformation, and propaganda and blaming the conservative politicians. That is part of their traitorous strategy, to deny it while doing it.

I warned you about this and life is about to inhale really big time.

Remember what I told you about us having been in the fifth level of God's punishment for our crimes against His Laws and the sixth level being our nations being divided up and us being scattered among the nations as I explain in my e-book, "Yahweh"? We are about to go to level six.

It is time for every Christian, every Jew, every American, every European, and every other person in the Western alliance to get down on your knees before the God, Yahweh, acknowledge your crimes against His Laws, repent of your crimes against His Laws, and accept His payment for your crimes against His Laws because, if we don't do it now, long, and hard, the other shoe of God is about to hit the floor with us under it. It is time to pray for God to save our sorry butts because we are too stupid to do it ourselves.

Now, what does this mean about Israel?

With the US allies out of the Middle East and our forces tied down fighting to save our butts in our countries, with Russia and China protecting the terrorist home bases of Syria, Iran, North Korea, and Saudi Arabia, and the current build up of terrorist forces against Israel, she will be a little sheep, all alone in the middle of a huge pack of big, bad wolves. You can bet they will turn on her, Hamas and Hizballah will stage their three pronged attack into Israel, Israel will counter and clean the wolves out of the West Bank, Gaza, and Lebanon, and Russia and the Muslims will be free to stage a massacre against Israel with the Battle of Ezekiel 38 & 39 just like I told you would happen if we lost our momentum in Iraq.

We are slowly and painfully getting there and it will be much worse than pulling teeth. I am not looking forward to where we stupid humans are taking ourselves. This is really going to inhale big time. Ouch!!! Hang on and pray your butts off. Many of you and or your families are about to die terrible deaths. I warned you but enough of you didn't get the message or listen.

[The rest of the site is equally--interesting.]

Carl Cantrell, Offensive 23 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18168

I Hereby announce that studying human DNA is a big, fat waste of time and money. All those scientists are out of their minds. I could accomplish more with a plastic shovel in my kids' sandbox.

supersport, CARM 58 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Aagcobb

Quote# 18174

Once Our Lord approves you, and I receive an e-mail from my bank stating a deposit has been made your original message will go into my Inbox automatically!
You do not need to resend your message. I apologize for this one-time inconvenience and may the Lord answer all your prayers. He does mine! But I am one of His chosen favorites just gushing with juicy love for His recognition of me and my loyalty and unqualified submission and obedience.

Unknown spam, Richard Dawkins - The Ugly 16 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18175

TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS

There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in
front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church...
On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died"

If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though she had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then forward it to as many ppl u can.

Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart.

Funny, isn't it?


Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.


Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.


Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?)


Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).


Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.


Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace...


Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.


Funny how we can go to church for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?)


Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are you thinking?)


PANDORA'S BOX, Blogring.net 93 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 18179

(in response to a teen asking what happens if the one person God has picked for you to marry dies)

So long as you and your spouse remain in God's will, God will protect the both of you.


Bro. Randy, teens-4-christ 36 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18182

Perhaps you weren't aware, but rape is already legal, provided the victim is a minor and the rape is done by a medical professional at the behest of the minor's parents or the state. In fact, this goes on every day - every time someone wants to "prove" that a minor was a victim of sexual assault, without regard to the minor's feelings about the matter.

(Yes, of course, the "professionals" use only their hands and various objects, but "rape" is really about sexual violation, rather than the specific means.)

Of course, it could become widespread in a hurry - I seem to recall a few years ago that there was a pilot program in which ALL elementary school girls in one town were given gynocological examinations - whether they wanted them or not. The girls had been given consent forms to have their parents sign them - but when the day came for the exams, it made no difference whether the parents had consented or not. The purported purpose of the program was (ironically enough) to protect girls from sexual abuse by identifying girls who had been sexually active - and so these "child advocates" sexually abused girls to prevent the sexual abuse of girls. Fortunately, widespread outrage in the community stopped that program shortly after it started, but the fact that it could even be considered demonstrates the lengths to which fanatics will go in order to force their will on others.

Casimir, Christian Forums 26 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 18184

"Jesus wasn't a liberal. He was a conservative. He never said "and we will make it so those who work hard will
reap no reward and those who are lazy must only reproduce and they may collect welfare" do you liberals even
make people reproduce to collect welfare. Liberals are scum bags. Jesus was nothing like you. God Bless
George Bush! Rock on."

Garrett G., Jesus Is A Liberal 39 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18185

Islam is NOT a religion, because it calls for the murder of innocents. It is fair game in my book, and it will remain so until the fools decide it's time to grow up.

Wolfcounsel, Free Conservatives 26 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18186

So, when are we going to get our swords and spears and guns and knives and planes and bombs and kill these people of the world. I mean, after all, it doesn't seem like God is going to do it so we might as well cut the world off and out of these forums so they cannot hear the truth. We surely do not want anyone bringing false truths into our midst so we can lovingly correct them as did Christ Jesus and the Apostles. I say nuke the nukers!!!!!

I am sickened in my heart by the fear that is welling up in this group.

Get thee behind me Satan...

lightwait, CARM 20 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18188

Satan is really good at getting people to believe his lies. One of those lies is that your mother hates you. She does not. God's word says a mother cannot forget her nursing child.

You just think she hates you because of the way she acts. And she acts as she does because of her own pain, and Satan's lies that she is believing instead of God's Word. (For example, she is clearly not believing that God formed you in her womb for His purposes, and that those purposes are good.)

You can break free of this vicious cycle by choosing to believe what God says about the matter.

christdependent, CARM 22 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18189

The closest thing to a published "gay agenda", and what is (far as I know) exclusively quoted as such, is:
"After the Ball. -How America Will Conquer Its Fear and Hatred of Gays in the 90's" By Marshall Kirk and Hunter Madsen, published in 1989... A couple found comments regarding this "Gay Manifesto": 1~ "...this book became the authoritative public relations manual for the homosexual agenda, and its authors presented the book as a distillation of public relations advice for the homosexual community." 2~ "...This book is a blueprint for gay activists for applying brainwashing techniques developed by the totalitarian regime of Communist China." 3~"...Most gay people, and most proponents of gay rights have never read or even heard of the book."

coadie, CARM 23 Comments [12/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18073

and when you go to each others homes to continue your fanatical shitfaced false religion, G-d the almighty, who is not the same as your false god "allah", will make your homes cry out "oh servant of the LORD, there is a muslim here!" and deliver you unto our hands, where you will be KILLED MOST HORRIBLY for BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE ONE TRUE G-D!! REMEMBER!
I TRACE MY BLOODLINE BACK 3200 YEARS ALREADY!! WE ARE YOUR MASTERS! REMEMBER YOUR PLACE, OR G-D WILL KILL YOU THROUGH HIS TRUE FOLLOWERS!

OrmHaka, YouTube 53 Comments [12/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18077

Boy oh Boy do I hate Satan..I hate him because he tries everything in his power to find ways to bring me down and cause division...I hate him because he persecutes us..Satan is nothing but a liar..nothing but a theif..I hate him so much!!!!
Satan get out of my life..I dont want you here!!! Get out of my home, leave me alone!!!! I'm a child of God and you cannot have me!!!!!In the name of JEsus flee from me!!!!

littlesister07, Mydeardiary 55 Comments [12/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18079

[Re: JesusIsALiberal.com]

Jesus was never pro-choice. There is no such animal as a liberal Christian. What you are doing with this website
is evil.

Peter S., Jesus Is A Liberal 25 Comments [12/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18080

You make fun of the Saviour because you are ignorant and you don't know that the time has already come. Yes, Jesus is already among us! I know from a VERY reliable source that Jesus is already on the Earth and currently lives in Taiwan where He conducts lectures. The second coming is already a FACT. Right now you don't know but soon you will know - when He comes to America. But then it will be too late. Mind you, I'm just writing this to warn you and cause you to stop this sinful activity - you will regret soon.

Barbara, COTC Mailbag 39 Comments [12/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18086

When I started to answer this post, I started to talk about the reasons why someone would be raped and who is at fault. But, that is not the topic here. To directly answer your question: I believe there is a physical purity and a spiritual purity. The physical purity is gone. It was stolen from her. But her spiritual purity may not be. This is where we have to examine the 'why' behind the rape. If someone is dressed immodestly, is drinking or doing drugs that cause her to loose her inhibitions, or is somewhere she should not be, then she did contribute to the crime. For example: There was a girl in our youth group some time ago. This girl was clearly in rebellion to the Lord. One night, she decided that she wanted to visit her friend, but her parents brought her to church. When she got to church, she quickly left and started walking to her friends house. She was raped less than 300 yards from the church property. Was the rapist wrong? Absolutely. Was she? Did she contribute to the situition? Yes, she did. If she had been obedient to the authorities over her (her parents, the church's rules and workers), she would have stayed at church and been safe.

Spiritual purity is a heart condition. By the way -- Spiritual purity can be lost without ever touching another person or being touched by another person.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 86 Comments [12/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18088

It should be obvious to any homosexual who bothers to lift his or her face out of whatever sweaty crack it's typically buried in that God HATES gayo lust. Why do you think so many sodomites get the aids and die from it? Those who live have to use tens of thousands of dollars worth of drugs that taxpayers like me pay for to survive. You STILL have diarrhea that you splatter all over public toilets in an effort to spread your deadly viruses everywhere. Aids victims still go to the gay bars, the bath houses and the dirty book stores looking for younger and younger sex partners to defile. Gayo men love sex in public. They leave messes wherever they can...diseased body fluids, used condoms that have either slipped off during the act or have been thrown away in the heat of perverted passion, butt plugs that have popped out, streams of urine and piles of feces, even drops of blood thats spill from violated sphincters.

Good and Godly Velma, alt.politics.homosexuality 59 Comments [12/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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