Quote# 17873

[In response to link to wikipedia article which states the earliest known inhabitants of the area currently called Israel and Judah were Mousterian Neanderthals]

So are they claiming that the father of Abraham, was a neanderthal? Is that when the first Jew popped out of a neanderthal? And you guys think Christians are irrational? Sorry, but no ancient people can document that the father of Abraham was a neanderthal That is as made up as the notion that the fathers of the first humans were aliens. Don't you find it odd that no ancient people have ever talked about anyone's father being a neanderthal? That is totally absent in any history. Why do you think that is?


Carico, CARM.org discussion forums 42 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Aagcobb

Quote# 17875

Only instrumental music is appropriate for the bedroom.

Otherwise it is just like pornography - you are being turned on by someone other than your spouse.

Angela27, Christian Forums 52 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Shelly

Quote# 17876

[In response to a video about a liger (lion + tiger)]

OH YEAH?!?!
missing link my ass!ya oo wow a breed between a tiger and lion but guess what kids THESE THINGS ARE BARREN!if u dont no what that means... it means they cant repruduce.which means that evouloution is a bunch of bull and that god made everything the way its suppose to be

‎ReAlNiNjAgUy, Metacafe 30 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17877

In my view to accept evolution makes one an atheist. That might not be agreed by those Christians who think they can square it, but in my view it is to question Gods word.

Julian, Many Paths 39 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17882

The Earth will be like it was during the days of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden! "And nothing shall hurt nor destroy in all His holy Kingdom!"--No more stinking automobiles belching fumes, nor big smokey smoke-belching factories! The World is going to go back to animal transportation and carriages and wagons and beautiful, majestic, wind-powered sailing vessels! (Isaiah 11:6-9; 65:2O-25)

During the Millennium, we--the born-again, saved, resurrected Saints--will be in our new supernatural bodies, with amazing miraculous powers such as indestructibility, no pain, sickness or death, but power to destroy enemies at a thought or a glance or a motion, the abilities to appear and disappear, fly, change our appearance into inscrutable disguises to spy on our enemies and invade their most secret hideouts and even their very thoughts with our mind-reading ability and x-ray eyes to see through walls and across vast stretches of distance to detect their plans and operations! Meanwhile we can communicate with each other by mental telepathy without speaking a word, even over great distances, etc., whereas our enemies will have none of these advantages, so it will be fairly easy to rule over them with the wisdom, power, justice and love of Jesus and His personal leadership!

The Family, Reader's Corner 49 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 17889

[I suspect that Mary Cheney and Heather Poe will be better parents than many many hetersexuals who have children.]

Hogwash... what on earth could possibly draw you to that conclusion?

They may do a bang up job in the every day rearing aspects, but to say they will do better than a normal heterosexual couple is assinine.

They are off to a bad start by creating another liberal minded lemming who disobeys God, believes sin is OK, and completely destroys the sanctity of marriage.

:eyeroll:

thenotch, Free Conservatives 31 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: The Watcher

Quote# 17891

You can embrace your "moderate muslims" all you want. I see them for what they TRULY are. They are the subversive division of the terrorist army. They are the ones who are doing their best to keep you guessing. They are the "peaceful ones" who want nothing more than to live in peaceful coexistence. That is, until it's time for YOUR throat to be cut.

Well, I do NOT "tolerate" them. I DENY them their "freedom of religion". You can shout that it's not mine to deny, I don't give a shit. When I see one pray in public, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to disrupt that prayer. When I see one walking down the street minding their own business, I will do EVERYTHING in my power to "enlighten them" to the fact that they are not wanted here. Young and old, they are nothing but terrorists or subversives. They neither deserve nor will EVER have my respect or tolerance. I will go OUT OF MY WAY to be intolerant toward EVERY muslim I meet.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 62 Comments [12/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17797

Yeah but you can't trust Carlin, cuz he's a joo.

asdfg, Myspace 26 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jack Mumby

Quote# 17799

"If you're going to debate religion, especially Faith vs. Non Belief, don't quote the Bible..."

I've definately had enough of this nonsense!

One of the anti-Christian arguments I hate the most is the one that says "the Bible can't prove itself" or "the Bible can't be true because the Bible says so". Anyone with half a brain and a serious curiosity for honest truth should know that it's silly to think the Bible actually and merely says "The Bible is true". The Bible is a collection of statements and works describing human nature and systematically explaining the Truths of internal spiritual reality by means of metaphor and allegory, not a statement written by one man that merely says "this statement is true". It's as ridiculous to say "the Bible can't prove itself" as it is to say "this mathbook can't prove itself" or even "this fictional storybook can't prove itself"--anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant, dishonest, or maliciously trying to make the belief in the ideas of the Bible appear stupid without giving any real argument against them.

Jason Collins, Myspace 28 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17800

So when will humans develp wings, a beak, or maybe alien traits since evolutionists claim that only fitter species survive?

And since they've already claimed that we came from our less fit ancestor apes, then what is more fit than humans? Aliens perhaps? So sorry, evolutionists, but your contradictions are exposed and your game is over even if you deny it. Claiming that animals turn into humans and explaining it by the survival of fitter species presupposes that humans will turn into a completely new and superior species than we are today.

So when will that be and what will that entail? A god perhaps? How anyone can adopt such a ludicrous and impossible notion that apes breed anything but apes & humans breed anything but humans not only contradicts biology and reality, but it is an embarrassment to humanity, not to mention those who consider themselves "experts" in biology. It only proves that "For the wisdom of the world is foolishness in God's sight." The theory of evolution is more impossible than anything in the bible. It would probably have been laughed out of science fiction books before the 19th century. That shows that humans are indeed in a state of decay, rather than more fit than the minds of previous generations.


Carico, CARM.org discussion forums 39 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Aagcobb

Quote# 17801

Why do Atheist celebrate Christmas AND miss work for it?
***(No...I do not care if it was a pagan holiday originally, I'm talking about CHRISTMAS, not Yule, keep this in mind, I could careless about the history, I'm talking about what it represents NOW.)***

I do not understand why atheist...or any other non-christian people celebrate christmas. It makes no sense what so ever, its STRICTLY for the birth of Christ...no other reason, just cause you like getting presents is not an excuse, and its not "just for our kids to enjoy" why risk your kid believing in a God thats not there?

You don't bash religions and say how much you do not believe in something...then pick and choose what you want to celebrate and pretend the true meaning of the event is not really what it is, thats just plain retarded.

Why don't you also request to work those holidays since you do not believe in it, you are just being lazy and taking a free ride on a day you don't even believe in. If you are true to your non-belief you should stay at work like a good little atheist and quit free loading, and there is no room for a dumb answer like "Why would I miss out on paid days off from work."

If thats your answer...then for all you atheist that SAY you have morals...are lacking some big ones right there for slapping the true believers of christmas in the face with you free loading on a day for believers.

Its a disrespect towards the Christian religions.

A non-satanic person does not worship satan, so a non-christian should not celebrate christmas, cause that would make them a hypocrite of their "non-belief"


narfre, IMDb 59 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge

Quote# 17805

AIDS is caused by immoral behavior, not by a virus.

disruptor, 123 Christian Forums 96 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17810

(From a thread on reptile evolution)

[We have an awful lot to cover...]

Like Helsinki, we do. The only think we need to cover is educating you on the Scriptures. I'm not in the least interested in your evolution garbage. You can keep your cute pictures, graphs, and statistics to yourself, as far as I'm concerned.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 33 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 17811

Every woman has the right to not be pregnant....before she is pregnant. But she does need to guard against that marauding infant army.

christdependent, CARM 26 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 17813

Now let us talk about the most flawed scientific theory, the Quantum Theory. It is even worse than the Theory of Evolution. Evolution seemed to have purpose towards higher organization and complexity but Quantum Theory states that things just happen randomly, without any purpose or guidance. To ridicule this theory Albert Einstein simply said, “God does not play dice with the universe”.

Other fields of science are also riddled with theories that have gaps and flaws. Without going into too much detail I can name a few. Genetic Theory, Cell Theory, Dinosaur Theory, Old Earth Theory, Moving Continents Theory, Round Earth Theory, Rotation on Axis theory, etc are all flawed theories. I would like to end with the words from Tom Cruise, the greatest actor of our time, “Psychiatry is not a science but it is a pseudo-science.” Therefore, we should actually stop teaching science in schools because it is all just pseudo-science.

devkhera, Beliefnet.com 64 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 17814

The god of atheists is the human being. They believe there is no power in the universe higher than the human mind. They also believe that their beliefs determine reality. In other words, they think that if they don't believe in hell, then that means that hell doesn't exist.

So the god of theists is as tangible as the statues of zeus, Apollo, Athena, and other tangible objects that break and die. So it's a false claim they make when they say they don't believe in God. They just think they know better than Christ does who the real God is. There can hardly be anything more arrogant. But it's Satan who's leading them to these irrational conclusions. They just don't know it.

Carico, CARM 37 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17816

I think we actually agree on the fact that lust is wrong and sinful, I am just trying to point out the fact is I believe the act of adultry should be punishable by death. Porno should be illegal and there should be strong punishment as well. [...]

My comments in response to this are to try and show the difference between our thoughts and our actions. God will most certainly judge our thoughts, Here on earth though society needs to show the judgement of our actions ie laws etc. Homosexuality, adultry, abortion, murder, rape and so on should all have very swift death penaltys.:thumb:

AROTO, Theology Online Forums 43 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17818

I agree with your thoughts that our legal system is not very good:kookoo: Wealthy individuals definatley have more advantages in the United States court systems than that of the average person. Most death row inmates that have thier sentences overturned get the decision reversed due to a technicality, not because of their innocense:nono: There are so many examples of "known" killers that are still on death row and will most likely die of old age before their execution can be carried out. I advocate a very swift death penalty in all cases of murder, but I too see the problem being raised by our unfair justice system. A question I would ask, is it better to let hundreds of killers live or for one innocent person to be put to death.:think:

I think it is worse to let the hundreds of killers live!:down:

AROTO, Theology Online Forums 26 Comments [12/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17853

Having children out of wed-lock isn't good for the child. It robs them of the parents God intended for them to have. Also, if you're not married or just living together your child doesn't have a father. Maybe, a biological father, but not a true father, one they could look up to.

Living together is as much of a sin as just having sex. So, any "christian" out there that thinks other wise needs to think again that they are doing the right thing and you are still going to hell.

ForHisGlory2005, Teens-4-Christ 24 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 17753

AUSTIN, TX – The Young Conservatives of Texas - University of Texas Chapter announced today that they will be displaying an “ACLU Nativity Scene” on the West Mall of the University of Texas campus on Monday and Tuesday, December 4th and 5th. The group’s intent is to raise awareness on the extremity of the ACLU, and bring to light its secular-progressive efforts to remove Christmas from the public sphere. The display, the first of its kind in the nation, will feature characters that are quite a bit different than the standard crèche.

“We’ve got Gary and Joseph instead of Mary and Joseph in order to symbolize ACLU support for homosexual marriage, and of course there isn’t a Jesus in the manger,” said Chairman Tony McDonald. “The three Wise Men are Lenin, Marx, and Stalin because the founders of the ACLU were strident supporters of Soviet style Communism. The whole scene is a tongue-in-cheek way of showing the many ways that the ACLU and the far left are out of touch with the values of mainstream America.”

The scene will also display a terrorist shepherd and an angel in the form of Nancy Pelosi.

“The ACLU and other left-wing extremist groups are working diligently to destroy American’s rights to the free expression of religion,” said Executive Director Joseph Wyly. “We’ve already seen in Chicago an attempt to censor the nativity by a city government this week. It’s just more evidence that there is a War on Christmas being waged by the far-left in this country.”

Young Conservatives of Texas, a non-partisan conservative youth organization, has been fighting for conservative values for more than a quarter century in the Lone Star State and publishes the most respected ratings of the Texas Legislature. YCT has chapters at universities across Texas including Texas A&M University, West Texas A&M University, Baylor University, University of Texas at Austin, Southern Methodist University, Midwestern University, Texas State University, University of Texas San Antonio, University of North Texas, Hardin-Simmons University, Texas Tech University, and Stephen F. Austin University.

Young Conservatives of Texas, yct-ut.org 25 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17755

Also, if the motivation for legalized abortion really is to save the lives of women, why don’t we legalize rape? After all, it is not uncommon for a woman to be killed by a rapist to keep her from identifying him to the authorities. Legalizing rape would save those women by taking away that motivation. We could also set up rape clinics where rapists could take their victims. These centers could offer clean rooms, condom machines, emergency contraception, and perhaps even doctors on staff in case the rapist injures his victim. We could even issue licenses to rapists requiring them to undergo routine testing for AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.

catholicwifeandmom, CARM.org 67 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Bone_Vulture

Quote# 17757

[Regarding stem cell research: "Well, the option is using them for research or throwing them away. Which option is more likely to accomplish 'good'?]

throwing them away. Duh! lol

I think research would, but that's a slap in the face to the babies (if you believe that they're watching this happen when they die).

Dave, Myspace 40 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 17759

Israel stands and America stands with her, or no one stands. Make no mistake about it. The entire universe revolves around the Christ and Jerusalem.

Bluemoon_Rising, Free Conservatives 27 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17761

by the way even the small handful of people who do NOT suffer the consequences IF THEY ACT LIKE TOTAL STUPID WHORES then that behavior will be passed down to their retarded kids. gimme a break dudesky. your kids go off to college and epsecially these days because of the generation thing they are twice the whores their parents were at that age. YOU CANT LOOK YOUR KIDS ON THE EYE AND LIE TO THEM TELLING THEM NOT TO ACT LIKE WHORES WHEN YOU WERE A WHORE AND EXPECT THEM TO BELIEVE YOU!!! kids are perceptive and that is why it is best even for commie atheists always to act moral because even if they act like whores then suddenly change when they have kids they STILL have to have that talk wherein the kids ask MOM YOU ARENT A WHORE NOW BUT WERE YOU IN COLLEGE?? then the moms are all like uh uh wuh well no and the kids are like LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!! and the kids go off and eff everyone and eff people they dont know and catch diseases.

LIVE BY EXAMPLE!!!!! KEEP THEM LEGS CLOSED!!!!

ajcookwannabe, LiveJournal 51 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17763

[I hate to play the devils advoc------ no, no wait, i love to play the devils advocate! the bible is violent to. Killing kings, entire populations(Jericho, Ai, etc............) stoning ur kid if he talks back........]


true, but all that was comanded by God.

Evangelist, Teens-4-Christ 37 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer