Quote# 17672

He was young and handsome--his mother's hope...
He became corrupted! Soon his crime makes him old before his time. His back becomes hunched.
A devouring fire burns up his entrails; he suffers from horrible stomach pains.
See his eyes, once so pure, so brilliant; their gleam is gone! A band of fire surrounds them.
He can no longer walk; his legs give way.
Dreadful dreams disturb his rest; he cannot sleep.
His teeth become rotten and fall out.
His chest is burning up. He coughs up blood.
His hair, once so beautiful, is falling out like an old man's; early in life, he is becoming bald.
He is hungry, and he wants to eat; no food will stay in his stomach.
His chest is buckling. He vomits blood.
His entire body is covered with pustules; he is a horrible sight!
A slow fever consumes him. He languishes; his entire body is burning up
His body is becoming completely stiff! His limbs stop moving.
He raves; he stiffens in anticipation of coming death.

At the age of 17, he expires in horrible torments.

"The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation."

The book with no title, Paris, 1844, Lambert Dolphin's Library 59 Comments [12/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 19
Submitted By: ApostateAbe

Quote# 17673

[Fundie believes she has the power to communicate with God in a two-way conversation]

A year and a half ago I was talking to him and I asked him why is it that he allows children to suffer. I stated that they are innocent and therefore should not be made to suffer through physical illness. The reason that He has been allowing it is complicated and will be revealed later, but He agreed with me and at that time he gave me the revelation concerning the healing of the children. The day everything is going to change is the day he is going to bless me. And, that night, he will heal ALL children who suffer any chronic illness, disability, injury, birth defect or handicap. That is almost 2,000,000 children across the globe. It will be a pure act of love for the entire world to witness. And that is going to set off a chain of events that will change the course of history. Two other things will happen that night. ALL believers who have prayed for their healing but have not yet received it will be healed. Food will be put out for the hungry children of the world. It will be put out by Angels of The Lord in strategic places and be replenished every three weeks. There will be stern warnings to world leaders that this food must only be used to feed the children.

That act of love is going to get the worlds attention. Pediatric wards will close. Children’s hospitals will close. This is not just a one time healing. Those illnesses, those disabilities, those birth defects, those handicaps, will END! The question is: How will the world outside of the Christian Church know that it is the Lord God of Israel who is responsible for this act of love? I went public with this revelation over a year ago. There are thousands of people who are aware of it. The Angels who will be putting out the food will be seen by many.

There will be other supernatural miracles. God will appear on the Earth and address hundreds of people. It will by witnessed by members of the media and there will be photos and video of it.

LoverOfGod, churchwebstop.com 45 Comments [12/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 18797

What books have you been forced to read in school that clearly go against God's word? I can't even count the ones I've been made to study for some reason or another that are completely unholy:

-Moby-Dick (homosexuality, idol-worship, defiance of the Lord, referencing of the Bible for evil, etc.)
-The Iliad / The Odessey (Greek mythology, false gods, monsters, adultery/other sexual sin)
-Much of Shakespeare (ghosts, magic, faries, witches, sexual humor)
-Maus (the suggestion that anthropomorphic mice are sentient beings)
-The Scarlet Letter (adultery mainly)
-The Hobbit (obviously...)
-Lord of the Flies (name is a reference to Satan, idol worship, paralleling a human character to Jesus)
-Bless Me, Ultima (glorification of Catholicism, witchcraft for healing, and another human/Jesus parallel)

And there are many, many more.

jesusfish, Teens-4-Christ 76 Comments [12/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer

Quote# 18794

going to church has become very dainty. That’s right. Church, for most men, has not only become irrelevant, it has also become effeminate. Hanging out in church for most Y-chromosomes seems unmanly, and most men—more than anything (at least for now)—want to be masculine! [...]

The question is, how do we regain the masculine spirit in our houses of worship? Here are a few things the Church can do:

• Put an end to preaching by whiny, over-preened and giddy Nancy Boys . . . like . . . uh . . . now. It freaks out us meat eaters. Get it? If you want to draw men to church, then put a man in the pulpit. It’s pretty simple. You get what you fish for. Duh. If you want a bunch of Nancy’s, then keep your Nancy pastor. If you want some dudes to fill the pews, then get a dude to do the preaching. Good luck finding a non-neutered minister, though, as most seminaries are cranking out puppets and not prophets...

If the Church wants to recover its losses, we’ve got to draw the knuckle draggers back to church. Masculine men are pretty easy. Toss in reason, competition, initiation, struggle, irreverance and a problem to throttle, and we are there man. Blow off, suppress and emasculate the environment of these holy testicular necessities, and your church, as far as men go, will be more empty than Paris Hilton’s head.

Doug Giles, Townhall.com 11 Comments [12/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 17560

From years of studying environmentalists I have come to the conclusion that they are both religion based and mentally ill. This makes for a dangerous combination. [...]

The mental illness of environmentalism manifests itself is three forms; Paranoid, Delusional and Criminal insanities. [...]

Since religious environmentalism is a mental disease it must be treated like one. Those afflicted by the malady must be gathered into central locations and be treated by counseling, drug therapy, shock treatments or whatever is necessary to restore their sanity and return them to being productive members of society. The state presently administers such treatments to other mentally ill citizen, even against their will, and therefore there is hope for environmentalists.

Legal methods - Once the sick mind of an environmentalist forces him to cross the line to the realm outside the law they are to be dealt with as any other criminal is. These criminal environmentalists are, in fact, terrorists. They seek to achieve their goals by terrorizing the general population by criminal actions. Like any criminal they have no regard for the rights or lives of their victims. Judges, no matter how liberal, owe it to the general public to protect them from criminal environmentalists by sentencing them as they would any rapist or murderer. They can show no leniency or preference in dealing with them. If their minds can be salvaged through mental treatments they can return to society. If not, then the general public is safer with them incarcerated. The population of a nation is not to be held hostage by the mind of a crazy person.

Mentally ill environmentalists working in the news media are to be treated as any other environmentalist. Counseling, drugs, incarceration, whichever turns them back into normal people.

Environmentalists can be saved from themselves. If we have the courage to act!

Dr Samuel C Gipp, Essays and Ideas by Dr Samuel C Gipp, Th.d 57 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 17572

"Thou shalt not make any graven image nor any likeness of any thing that is in heavan above on the earth below or in the seas beneath the earth."

This, to me, could not be clearer. To take a photo is sinful, against the will of God. I am not saying stop taking pictures or God will reject you, I dont think He is putting picture taking at the top of His priority list in His relationship with you. But for Chrit's sake brethren, ADMIT that photographs are sinful. Maybe we would be spiritually much better off if we lived in the absence of likeness' or with minimal likeness' in our lives? [emphasis added]

Canadian Malcontent, JREF Forum 62 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 17582

[Regarding Keith Ellison, the first Muslim Congressman, and his request to be sworn in on the Qur'an, not the Bible]

He should not be allowed to do so -- not because of any American hostility to the Koran, but because the act undermines American civilization.
[....]
But these naive people do not appreciate that America will not change the attitude of a single American-hating Muslim by allowing Ellison to substitute the Koran for the Bible. In fact, the opposite is more likely: Ellison's doing so will embolden Islamic extremists and make new ones, as Islamists, rightly or wrongly, see the first sign of the realization of their greatest goal -- the Islamicization of America.

When all elected officials take their oaths of office with their hands on the very same book, they all affirm that some unifying value system underlies American civilization. If Keith Ellison is allowed to change that, he will be doing more damage to the unity of America and to the value system that has formed this country than the terrorists of 9-11. It is hard to believe that this is the legacy most Muslim Americans want to bequeath to America. But if it is, it is not only Europe that is in trouble.

Dennis Prager, Townhall.com 33 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 17588

Last week, a couple were threatened with fines of $25 a day by their homeowners’ association unless they removed a four-foot wreath shaped like a peace symbol from the front of their house.

The fines have been dropped, and the three-member board of the association has resigned, according to an e-mail message sent to residents on Monday.

...A board member later told a newspaper that he thought the familiar circle with angled lines was also, perhaps, a sign of the devil.

Pagosa Springs Homeowner's Association, New York Times 35 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 17590

i felt god when i was 17. it was great. i had a big religious experience that changed my life. basically what i discovered was that i was god.

Gorias, NationStates Forum 81 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Witty Name Here

Quote# 17591

Trying to say that humans evolved from apes is like saying the Empire State Building just grew out of the ground. Evolution is a crack-up that Darwin just made up to get attention

piano15723, Gaia 38 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 17596

(Regarding an elected rep who happened to be Muslim whose wife is a Christian):

A true Christian believer would never marry a Muslim. If anything, she would wait for him to convert - then wed him. Male Muslims welcome the option to marry those who are of different faiths as it is their option to "kill the infidel" - thus by his religion, he has every right to kill her.

anti-socialist, Townhall.com 30 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Big Mac

Quote# 17597

Homosexual relationships
Homosexual marriage
Pedophilia
Zoophilia
They are all lined up. The anti-family agenda of the Left is prepared, and each item will be pushed in turn until, bit by bit, enough people say, about each of the items: "Not that there's anything wrong with it..."


ClearCase_guy, Free Republic 86 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 17598

I think that separation of church and state is the problem. This is a sick sick world, and to condone the removal of Christ from the same doctrine that was created in His name, "one nation under God" seems horrid to me. If we, as Christ's obedient children stuck with Him instead of allowing sin and degradation of Christ to run rampit, perhaps we wouldn't be in the situation we are in today. Homosexual marriage, premarital sex, telling others it's ok to believe in other gods... NO! It's wrong. I can't wait for Revelations to take place, so the Lord can take us home, and out of this place.

sgrimsley, Christian Forums 79 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 17601

[A fundie's idea of feedback to talk.origins]

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG READ YOUR BIBLE PEOPLE! GOD MADE ALL THINGS, HE IS ALL KNOWING AND SEES E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. HOW DARE YOU ANGER OUR GOD WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

Anonymous, Talk.Origins Feedback 56 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Greg Lively

Quote# 17604

Blah Blah Blah One muslim has a hard time and we are supposed to cry a river. Muslims murder and enslave millions and no big deal. Why do we fall for the "poor Muslim having a rough time" STOW IT ISLAM. You don't believe in rights for anybody and only use the ones people have in the US to destroy it. I am sick to death of the Muslim as a victim in this country.

R1200C, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 17607

The homeboys say that God comes from within:

THRU LIFE, THERE’S MULTIPLE TESTS,
EACH ONE’S MORE DIFFICULT, THAN DA NEXT
MAKE GOALS AND REACH ’EM
AND YOUR EVERY ACTIONS, CLAIRVOYANT
KNOW DAT GOD COMES FROM WITHIN,
AND IF SOMETHING’S NOT DONE RIGHT,
JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN

JohnR7, Christian Forums 49 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 17616

[What causes a person to become a homosexual?]

A child has an abusive or perverse role model, which in turn leaves the child with no spiritual covering and leaves them open to perverse demonic spirits, these demons confuse the gender and identity of the person.
OR..
A person engages in homosexual sex out of enticement or curiousity and then a double wammy occurs.
They commit a gross sin against God, plus, there is a transferance of a perverse demon from one person to the other.
I have been accused of over spiritualizing, but I believe this sort of thing is very real.

destiny, 123 Christian Forums 44 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 17619

<img src="http://bookshop.biblebelievers.com/photos/GIPP047-2.jpg">

[The other ones on his site are equally messed up]

Samuel C Gipp, Churches Ministries 53 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 17622

Are You Pro-abortion?

Did you know that one popular methods of a “safe & legal” abortion used in many abortuaries is to have a woman sit on a toilet and give birth to a living baby and then let it drown in the toilet? You’d better read John Adams’ quote again.

Samuel C Gipp, Churches Ministries 82 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 16

Quote# 17624

[Today's world AIDs day, please help find a cure, etc]

Im clean. Im against pre-marital ..
Im not against AIDS =x

[What?]

I think God created AIDS so that people will avoid pre-marital more..
Pre-marital is a sin.

Thats my oppinion.

xanpu, IMVU 43 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Haineko

Quote# 17625

America has nomore freedom anyway..The Bible is banned on the net.But you can post Satan rules?..Well screw that..

X7393, YouTube comments 57 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Phil

Quote# 17630

"We will never get a man into space. This earth is man's sphere and it was never intended that he should get away from it... The moon is a superior planet to the earth and it was never intended that man should go there. You can write it down in your books that this will never happen." - May 14,1961

Joseph Fielding Smith, Jr, Fiddley Gomme 33 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Pete Dunn