Quote# 18691
Ding Dong Da-Darwin's dead...Darwin's Dead, Darwin's Dead Ding Dong, Darwin, Darwin's dead! Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, Evolution's dead. She's gone where the monkeys go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Evolution's dead!
Judge
As Judge Jones of the Kansas, In the County of the Land of ID, I welcome you most regally.
YECS
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Judge
To see?
YECS
If she
Judge
If she?
YECS Is morally, ethic'lly
Evolution No.1
Spiritually, physically
Evolution No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Scientists?
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Dr. Sarfati!
As Sarfati I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Judge
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Evolutionists and their descendants
YECS
If any.
Judge
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Evolution at last is dead!
Jonathan T H,
CARM 38 Comments [12/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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