Quote# 10031

[There is no denying, Reverend, that God metes out his 'justice' with pain and suffering on a grand scale...]

just because God's acts are mighty and violent (in a holy sense of justice) does not mean either he or his law is to be looked down upon... in the same way that both the President, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Chief of Intelligence, the Supreme Court, etc. deal with matters on a much grander scale than your local Barney Fife.

Rev. Timothy G. Muse, IIDB 10 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10032

So? Just because I've never had sex doesn't mean I don't know anything about it. I've learned a LOT from my friends and family. And reading Brad Henning's book. Oh, and uh, the Bible.

JoJo!, Myspace 28 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10034

[Referring to the global flood which violently ended the lives of billions of men, women, children, kittens, and everything on the planet. 'Why are you still justifying mass murder?']

Isn't there a difference between mass murder and the simultaneous enactment of justice?

Rev. Timothy G. Muse, IIDB 18 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10038

SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE? I think that problem is going to go on for years.

~*mArCkEeShA*~, Myspace 38 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10039

Evolution does not say organisms evolve based on whether or not the change will cause more reproduction. I don't know where you got that.

Shinbits, Christian Forums 8 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10042

The paradox is (which you couldn't possibly understand) is that no one is MORE free than having elected to become a slave of Christ.

Adelphe, Beliefnet 26 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10044

[On what circumstances South Dakota should allow an abortion to be performed}

BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life

Senator Bill Napoli, PBS 45 Comments [3/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9995

Thinking about it, another change in a merged universe is gravity. There, -why would the distance between, or size of PO [Physical Only] objects matter? There are no PO objects! Matter is spiritual and physical. As evidence of this, we simply need to look to New Jerusalem. 1500 miles high and wide and long, and it comes down to earth! It doesn't smash into it!!!!! Floats like a butterfly, and lands in a world where bees sting no more!
Earth, as the center of the universe, with no gravity as we know it! Yet, people still walk those streets of gold! We can go flying off in space if we want, but it is ordered better than gravity. Now, let's apply that to the earth in the past, before the split! We, in our physical fallen state walked like normal, no problem. But not with gravity as we now have in a physical only world!!!!!!! Wow. This gets better all the time'
Now, let's knock off the old problem of how did they build the pyramids right away! If they were built in the still merged world in the century after the flood, (or some before as well) hey, no gravity as we now have!!! How about the canopy or rings?? Piece of cake!
And, for the piece de resistance, the continental sliding--No wonder it was easy!!!!!

dad, Christian Forums 27 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9998

[Some posts submitted collectively]

mcl9852 wrote:
"I've always wondered why we can't fly. It would be a major benefit I think. Why haven't we been able to adapt to flight?"

['CarolinaGuitarman repsonded in post 89 with a picture of a plane & the comment "who says we didn't"']

mcl9852 responded
"Uh, that's a plane. And it doesn't have feathers. But thanks anyway."

Ol Dan Tucker writes:
Flying squirrels don't have feathers, yet they fly.

How is this possible?

Ol Dan Tucker, Free Republic 16 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10001

the sad fact is hovind and ham probably know more about evolution, geology and biology than most "athiests" know aboutl...

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 31 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10002

[Implying its women's fault for being abused]

I don't blame anyone for being abused. Of course that's not your fault. But what I'm trying to say is that if you walk out into a street, you're at the risk of being hit by a car. It's not your fault you got hit by the car but I mean....you were in the middle of the street.

†1987©asey†, Myspace 20 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10003

[On spousal rape]

If you're married I don't think it would be rape...because technically you already consented to sleeping with him when you married him. But that's a different situation. If you are married and don't want to have sex with the person then why'd you marry them?

†1987©asey†, Myspace 37 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10007

[Some signs carried by Fred Phelps to protest the funerals of gay soldiers]

This past Saturday morning I found myself in a five-car caravan cutting across the Kansas plains with about 30 religious protesters. In the back of a truck, there were signs that read "Thank God for IED's" and "Thank God for Dead Soldiers."

Rev. Fred Phelps, CNN News 19 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10010

a few Sunday's ago our pastor was recounting the story of Johhny Cashes' brother,Tommy, when he was dying in the hospital he was seeing on the other side. I have tried to hunt it down on the net, but so far no luck....so have to go by memory hear of what our pastor said. Tommy lay dying and told someone he was on a boat going down a river and headed for flames of fire....he cried out...'wait a minute! I am saved! I am not suppose to be going this way'..then his boat suddenly turned and he was headed the other way.

moonglow, bibleforums.org 28 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10012

[If a woman in South Dakota is willing to risk undergoing an invasive, unsafe procedure in an illegal clinic, don't you think she might have a damn good reason?]

Breaking the law is never done with a "good reason." That's like saying that why else do murderers kill someone, if they don't have a good reason, would they put themselves at such risk for jailtime/capital punishment/etc.? If abortion were banned and made against the law, if the parents choose abortion, it was their CHOICE to break the law. Nobody's forcing them to break the law. There are many other options besides abortion.

JoJo!, Myspace 26 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10014

[Let's say that everyone jumps on the ID band-wagon. Let's say we all agree that beyond this physical and natural universe...Now that we all accept ID, where do we go from here?]

to heaven, thats the only thing that matters

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 11 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10016

even monkeys arent foolish enough to accept evolution instead of a god. if they were designed like us even they would believe in a god. those animals are given so much credit that if one suddenly spoke and said "i believe in Jesus" the evolutionary theory would go right down the tubes

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 22 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10018

God made man and woman and brought them together "face to face." Oral sex is of homosexual origin that replaces the normal "face to face" relationship God intended in a marriage.

†woah-hey † mo-tay†, Myspace 24 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10019

[on Richard Dawkins]

An interesting case, very louche — fascinating and repellant. Fascinating because like Noam Chomsky he has the strange power effortlessly to command attention. Just possibly both men are descended from a line of simian carnival barkers, great apes who adventitiously found employment at a circus.

David Berlinski, Intelligent Design the Future 23 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10020

I would not be opposed to forcing men who have raped women to undergo a sex-change operation, complete with hormones, castration, the full nine yards.

I don't know what I would do with men who have raped other men (which I assume can happen), or women who have raped other women (which I believe has been performed with various and sundry instruments)--neither of which crime, no matter how despicable, would ever result in pregnancy.

DeclinetoState, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [3/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9972

darwin was delusional and the ideas he proposed then would be laughable in todays world. if someone came up with an idea like "llife came from aliens" they would be considered insane. but not darwin. satans role in this world is much more powerful than any of you could believe. the denial of satan is much worse than accepting the fact that youre resisting god himself

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 21 Comments [3/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9973

["...yet you have the gall to say that scientists, who are experts in their fields, who spend their entire lives working/researching/learning about these things, have managed to not notice the supposed errors that you, an ignorant layman have discovered. unbelievable. you represent creationists well."]

you do the same thing to men like kent hovind and ken ham, who are experts in their fields, who spend their entire lives working/researching/learning about the bible and the inspired word of god. yet you resist them and accept the scientists guistimates on how the world works????

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 24 Comments [3/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9974

[If he already knew some people were going to abuse the "gift of free will", then why did he create them anyway?]

So that His own would recognise the foolish limits of our "free will" compared to His Eternal sovereignty and joyfully acknowledge Him as Creator and King.

jdlongmire, IIDB 17 Comments [3/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9978

What we are seeing with the Harry Potter movies and books is a seduction of young people into the world of magic and evil by dark seducing spirits. What do seducing spirits do? They seduce--and they are very good at it. It's the same with the Harry Potter magic as it is with pornography and drugs and Halloween, the so-called "Innocent" demon celebration. What seducing spirits do is start with pretend innocence--"oh, it's just a little harmless magic;" or "it's just soft-porn;" or "it's just a little weed;" or "Halloween is just an innocent holiday." Once they get people on the hook, then they draw them deeper and deeper into the seduction of spiritual darkness. From what I've heard, the latest Harry Potter movie was the darkest one yet. For Christians, participating in these things is like throwing "just a little incense" on the altars of these idols...It may seem innocent, but innocent-looking demons are still deadly demons

Harrythepizzaguy, Christian Forums 26 Comments [3/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9981

God started out as a spirit floating in the black emptiness of space. It must have been very lonely. I asked him once that if his spiritual being could be seen, how big it would be. He told me that if I could see his spiritual being, it would be about the size of the sun.

qh93536, Christian Forums 39 Comments [3/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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