FSTDT Quotes for March 2006

Quote# 10279

Just like you dont understand people who get drunk and drive I cannot understand why people get drunk, period. Getting drunk solves nothing, it just causes more problems. Then you wake up hangover and feeling worse than the night before. This story has caused something in me to waken. I am now thinking of starting a movement that would make alcohol illegal and ciggarettes. Or I think I should start a camp were drunks and smokers can be kept at all times, give them free alcohol and ciggarettes until they kill each other.LOL but that would be a great idea. Pathetic fools they should die in their own filfth.

Jesus is the answer, Myspace 29 Comments [3/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 10281

[Well I am not going to stop drinking]

good for you hope you crash and get burned like that poor innocent girl [Jacqueline Saburido]. Than maybe you will think about what you are doing.

Jesus is the answer, Myspace 17 Comments [3/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 10284

No....they are different 'kinds' within the same main specie.

Animals are animals, but there are many different kinds.

Just because 2 kinds can't breed doesn't make them different main species.
A cat and a dog are both the same main specie...animal...but they can't breed.

One main specie can never morph into another main specie !....absolutely impossible !

Theme_investor, Yahoo! Message Board 34 Comments [3/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10285

because there are 100s of billions of stars doesn't say that they're all huge like our sun. The level of activity within an atom is amazing and if we were a neutron we may have an idea that the protons and the electrons are much farther than they are. Who knows how large or how small these other galaxies might be? No one. I would be guessing and so would you. You are basing your conclusions on data you don't have. You see, we will not know for sure until we actually go that far into space. That's why I say it's arrogant to say that we know what we really don't know.

Studyin'2Show, bibleforums.org 12 Comments [3/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -1

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Quote# 10287

Two hydrogen Gas clouds running into each other would not go from disorder to developing all of the Laws of Physics and that we have today.

WesleyanDude, Bibleforums.org 22 Comments [3/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10289

Yes abortion (murder) is worse than slavery I would hope that this is obvious.

Goshawk, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [3/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10250

Our bodies are good until we mess it up..you know, even the sperm and egg could be screwed up before they merge. So it isn't God's fault but ours for bad maitenence. We screwed the world up, and ourselves because of sin.

[Disease is our fault?]

Yeahh we introduced disease. Manufactured ones, and us just not taking care of the temple properly. Say, get the flu in the cold and spread it...then someone gets pneumonia. But I figure it is soley our fault; even though someone would point the finger at God because he created us. I'd say our bad choices lead to our ability to be sick.

Keith, Myspace 15 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10252

I was wondering ? Do any of you sometimes let go of the steering wheel
for a moment while driving are while coming to a stop, of course while no cars are really near by and imagine yourselfs disappear and wonder what your car may do, where it would stop or that sort of stuff if you were driving while the rapture takes place ?

tell me if I'm crazy, or is this normal ?

resting, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 10257

The physical plane is beginning to reflect that loathing for all of God’s creation, while the devil turns up the heat. We are seeing this begin to manifest itself, I believe, in the great increase in sightings of the UFOs, and strange goings-on in matters assigned by those who don’t know the truth, to stigmata, ghostly hauntings, or other phenomena intruding into our dimension of existence. At the same time, the astrophysical elements surrounding our small planet –including our own sun—seem to be increasingly affected. One story of late presents interesting fodder for speculation of where it might fit within Jesus’ forewarnings of “signs in the sun, stars, and moon.”

Terry, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10260

And if someone is pro-choice then they are pro-slavery. It's the same thing, no doubt about it. Astral called someone else racist, well the truth is Astral must be pro-slavery so who is the racist. It is the same principle, PROPERTY, the baby and the slave. Such hypocrites we have who are pro-choice and in the same breath tries to preach equality.

PETE, Myspace 25 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10263

There are actually dinosaurs living today. In my religion class we watched a video on the proofs against evolution, and there were photos of dinosaurs in Africa. Also many natives in third-world countries occasionally see dinosaurs.

:), Myspace 52 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 10264

[discussing extra-terrestrial life: "The chance of there not being any, with so many planets in the Universe is very small indeed.]

What if God created the entire universe just so we could marvel at how awesome He is?

Pats, Christian Forums 22 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 10280

For the last 6 months, I prayed that God would cause my family (brothers, sisters, nephews, nieces, parents, etc) to come to know Jesus in a personal way (some to return to Him and some who have never known Him), so they wouldn't be left behind when the Rapture occurs. I've been praying this consistantly, quoting scripture, in my prayers, and believing that Jesus would hear and answer me.

Well my prayers were heard, and answered.

Last week I was diagnosed with an illness (prefer not to go into details) and now my family are all climbing over one another to get into church and pray for me.

Adiya, Christian Forums 25 Comments [3/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10231

After the attack on New Orleans last year which resulted in the deaths of thousands of Africans and the shipment of thousands of others to white territories, did anyone think the attacks would stop there?

If the Bush neocons can create hurricanes and have them target specific cities as they did with "Operation Blackout" last year, what else can they do? The answer is disturbing.

Truth_First, IMDB 22 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10232

No I don't see demons under every rock, and I don't mean that satan himself has invented the internet. But, it just makes sense [to me anyway, even if I'm the only one ] that the enemy realized very early on what it would be capable of and made use of it. The enemy cannot know everything or be everywhere. What better way to simulate omniscience and deliver temptation at lightning speed?

I remember the earliest days of the internet, before it was called that. There was no porn. There was chatter and military information.

Daddys_girl, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 10233

I do not believe in Him because I am afraid of dying. You can't understand that He did not design us to die. That doesn't even make sense to you natural mind. He designed us to live forever. That's why it is not natural to want to die.

pinkstealth, Yahoo! Answers 18 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 10236

K LET ME JUST GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES OF HOW SPRITUAL THESE PEOPLE [first pilgrims to America] WERE

1. B4 ANY1 STEPPED OFF THE MAYFLOWER THEY PRAYED AND FASTED FOR FORTY DAYS. THEN THEY SIGNED A DOCUMENT CALLED THE MAYFLOWER COMPACT THAT SAID THEY WOULD FOLOW ALL GODS RULES IN THIS "NEW JURSELEM" AS THEY CALLED (WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT OUR COUNTRY WAS ONCE BASED ON CHRIST!!!)

2. K U GUYS NO THE STORY ABOUT THANKSGIVING, BUT LETS TELL ABOUT THE PART THE SCHOOLS DONT TELL YOU ABOUT. WELL SEE THERE WAS A BIG DROUGHT THE YEAR THE PILGRIMS LANDED THERE WAS A HUGE DROUGHT. SO THEY PRAYED AND WHILE THEY WERE PRAYING OUT OF NO WHERE IT STARTED RAINING. ALL THE INDIANS THAT WERE THERE WERE AMAZED THAT THE RAIN CAME AND MANY OF THEM WERE CONVERTED.

Fat Man, Myspace 32 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10238

yeah thats fucken bullshit they should just take porn off the net and not worry about i mean we could take it completley off the net and not worry bout little kids getten in it and all the fucken pervs can go buy a fucken mag.

xXStuartXx, myspace 27 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -2

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Quote# 10240

dating is a sin, what we all should do is wait on GOD to bring our spouse together.

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), Myspace 40 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 10241

[In response to the reasonable assertion that teachers can't lead the prayer]

That's placing the restrictions on the individual who wants to pray, not the government. If that is the case, the school (setting up a room for prayer and saying it can't be done any other place) is an effort by the public school system to limit an individuals rights. Thus a violation of the constitution.

Suzie, Discussionforums.us 8 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10243

Then, of course, we will have the man/boy films backed by NAMBLA. Hollywood can't be expected to regress to man/woman stories after the groundbreaking film, Brokeback Mountain.

Rubicon, Discussionforums.us 12 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10245

["There are parts of the Bible, especially the Old Testament that I find troubling. In some respect, the existance of Heaven and Hell introduces the element of fear, not love." Here's one guy defending his religion, not attacking it]

How many times did God say to fear him in your bible? I believe the count is over 30 times, if you pick and choose I suppose you can find your own perfect God that suits you, but then you go against the very God you believe in.

According to the bible, everything is conformed to Gods will, not your own, you are here to serve your maker, whatever his disposition or plan, but all things are to be conformed to his pleasure, not yours, maybe you're not supposed to understand any attrocity hes responsible for, but look around you, look at the sin, the madness, the evil, God said he created it all, and he created the devil and evil, so whether malevolence is a product of God either directly or a byproduct, it still exists because of an act of God.

Badfish, Christian Forums 13 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10246

if the "evidence" they have found does not match wat the Bible says...then i highly doubt that that evidence is real!

Humble Servant, MySpace 27 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 10248

[In my view, being gay would not even get into a top 100 sins. Where is the equivalent outrage on this forum at murder, child prostitution, starvation, genocide, war crimes, hypocrisy, corruption? Why are so many Christians so obsessed with convicting gay people of sin, while their own sins remain unaddressed?]

Well, the "obsession" might be due to the fact that murderers, child prostitutes, the starving, those who commit genocide and warcrimes are not attempting to have their bad behavior legitimized by passing equal opportunity laws. As for the hypocritical and corrupt - they're pressing hard for their sins to be made legal and moral.

BarB, Christianforums.com 23 Comments [3/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10217

["Imagine a very small part of DNA code.
GATTAGT
when a species reproduces, they replicate this piece of code. Their offspring will also have
GATTAGT
But reproduction isn't always perfect. When splitting and dividing, DNA can mutate. sometimes it's a deletion.
GATTAGT -> GATAGT
or perhaps a duplication.
GATTAGT -> GATTAGTT

Both these new codes are different from the original. They will have a different outcome when translated into body type. It's new information, just as adding or deleting letters can make new words."]

so if you have gattagt it becomes gataggtt, it has new info. right no it is just a new way to do what it usually did. like mixing to colors. does this make something new. its a different color but nothing new or no new thing was created. i think if gattgat became eheehho that would be something new.

Schoeder, Christian Forums 24 Comments [3/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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