FSTDT Quotes for April 2006

Quote# 10671

AIDs was originally a homosexual virus until the military widespread it (mostly on Africa). Why they did that? The NWo is the reason; it is the Pre-Beast.

K', MySpace 21 Comments [4/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10672

scientifically, evolution can't be true, because it requires more matter to be constatly produced (we have more matter than a one cell creature) evolution is supposed to be a explanation of us without the use of the supernatural. Obviously, mass had to be created at some point by something, but it has been made that more can't be created

Windmill, Christian Forums 26 Comments [4/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 10681

[To a gay man, emphasis in original.]

have u tried all of the women in the world? God has a soulmate out there for u ... a female soulmate.

Joe, Myspace 34 Comments [4/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10685

It has been necessary to delete hundreds of vulgar, stupid, and repetitive posts during the past few days. It seems there are morons with computers among us who have nothing better to do with their time. The NOTE at the top of this board was written to explain what is happening --

"APRIL 2006 NOTE FOR NEW VISITORS: Demon possessed souls spread hate for Christians. Pray that God will either remove evil from their hearts -- or remove His Life from their bodies to prevent further corruption of innocent minds. Hate, profanity, deception and spamming being witnessed on this message board proves how wickedly insane some people have become!"

My only options are to contact a lawyer for the purpose of a lawsuit, waste time deleting unwanted messages, tolerate the religious persecution, or simply wait to see if God puts a stop to it. Until the limit of my patience is reached, I will trust God to solve this problem!

Elijah, Music City Revival 22 Comments [4/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10654

But tell me this do all straight people who have unprotected sex get AIDs? No they don't.

Do all homosexuals who have unprotected sex get AIDs? Yes they do.

You failed proving anything. Try again.

K', Myspace.com 51 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 10657

['I think the worst was in 2000,when Peter Jenning's,blaphemous work of trying to show the world that he and Mary Magdeline had children.He had theologians potray another Jesus.And really tried to destroy the 4 gospels.']

hmmmmm and what happened to Peter Jennings soon afterward............?????

Coincidence or judgement?

4everHis, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 10660

....There is absolutely nothing and I mean nothing "scientific" about the internet . 99 to 1 ratio still stands. You´re equating communication with Science. Just like that other pseudo- scientist who posted that the printing press was a "scientific invention". Smoke n mirrors.

That´s what I mean by Science ( I guess we can also add most scientists too) being 99% full of baloney theory at a measly 1% science fact.

The Ascetic Crusader, 123 Christian Forums 44 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10667

Get this fact buddy, we have never really seen a world full of atheist. Imagine if our world never had a god. Death count, you couldn't even imagine. Government would be insane and would be the wicked. Religion has saved our society throughout time. Before Moses, the world was a brutal place. It set our human race in the right direction.

There is always evil, some will pose as Christians, others will pose as Muslims trying to make religion evil. This could be Satans plan and God's test.

firepiss, ebaum's world forum 28 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 10668

Have you ever looked into christianity for real with an open mind, i doubt it. for example if you had an illness and you want it diagnosed and you went to see two specialist doctors...one said youll probably be fine just take it easy, and the other said you need treatment right away its serious. my guess is that in this case you would look into the case for treatment to completely check if you were ok or not. Think of the illness as christianity, therefore looking at the claims christianity makes, it would be pretty fatal to dismiss them all without really really checking it out for yourself and knowing you were right without being stubborn

Samuel J, Myspace 36 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10669

[re: author "disproving" plate tectonics]

not only does he say the earth is growing he provides excellent resources for evidence amongst planets and moons that are growing also, for myself, I would call it irrefutable evidence, he has clearly demonstrated that the subduction theory does not happen, this in itself must give rise to a completely different scenario for tectonic plate movement and he provides a no nonsense logical explanation that is so simple its ridiculous.

Christopher John, Evolution Fairytale Forums 19 Comments [4/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 10613

everything quoted in link hasnt contradicted scripture,thats the point, you think we should question their integrity. On the other hand, people who base their science on theory, will allow this to interfere with their science--like believing something is millions of years old and not c14 dating it , because they know it has a short 1/2 life. yec wouldnt do this, hence some very strong evidence for yec

jeffweeder, Christian Forums 13 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10620

Speciation has been observed. One species becoming another species has not been observed.

Zzub, Christian Forums 32 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 10624

Australia was founded by convicts and criminals who came from British islands. It was one of the reasons to, relatively easily, promote such practice in this country where majority of population still consists of compassionless Anglo-Saxons with criminal genes who do not hesitate to kill others.

laca, Internet Infidels 31 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10626

People with faith are better than Athiests. Imagine our goverment full of Athiests, than means, that could give a shit less about other people's lives knowing after they die, no punishment will come to them because nothing will happen in the after life.

Our goverment, believes in god, they know they better do their best or try to do good and prevent evil because they know in the after life, the stuff they did in life will be held against them with God.

Yeah sure, the middle east has problems with turning their faith upside down. The true meaning of this is poverty, 3rd world countries which leads to voilence. If there wasn't faith in the middle east, terrorist would find somthing else as an excuse for killing vicitims.

I believe god is no longer giving physcial proof on purpose, he is testing our civilization, seeing if we a worthy enough to stick on his side even though the phsyical proof has no longer to be seen in ages. God knows we have advanced in many ways knowing that giving us Phsyical evidence would be too easy for him to get the non believers to jump back on the God Bandwagon.

firepiss, eBaum's World Forum 35 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10627

[How eating pork leads to wife swapping]

The pig is the most shameless animal on the face of the earth. It is the only animal that invites its friends to have sex with its mate. In America, most people consume pork. Many times after dance parties, they have swapping of wives; i.e. many say "you sleep with my wife and I will sleep with your wife." If you eat pigs then you behave like pigs.

LightOfEyes, Christian Forums 68 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 10631

Please...deliver me form these heathens !!!

Science is 99% crackpot theories, 1 % scientific law. I stand by my claim. Period. Science has done absolutely nothing for God´s people. Nada. Zip.

Science = Smoke n mirrors.

The Ascetic Crusader, 123 Christian Forums 94 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 10638

The devil can use people who are not God's people to do work for Him too. You see God let the devil to do things, but He does have authority over the devil of course. Things like making documentaries against a government or flooding the Internet with porn etc...

joolsonline, Christian Forums 21 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 10641

God allows Satan influence and power in certain things:the media included. Just look at what is put out there: sex,violence,drugs,alcohol,war,lies,politics-all negative aspects of things that God never intended for humans. That's what i mean when i say that Satan has control:he doesn't necessarily have control, but then he has significant influence.

littleferris68, Christian Forums 15 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10642

[Implying that gays invented irony and "air quotes"]

“The gay sensibility,” one speaker informed the audience, is ironic and characterized by the excessively performative use of “air quotes.” Indeed, irony itself is a gay invention, a coping mechanism for gay people who recognize that they don’t really fit in with normal society.

Anonymous, The Revealer 29 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10647

funny that you mention this, but it seems that whenever I pray to Jesus at night, I tend to fall asleep. And I don't know why, this hasn't happened before. I believe that it is another spiritual attack from Satan Himself.

JesusLover_2002, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10649

[On an international homosexual event to be held in Jerusalem]

Hopefully, it will be canceled. If it isn't, you couldn't pay me to be there while it's going on. I'd be looking at the skies, waiting for the lightning to hit.

TMullins, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10650

What better pitch to the lost could there be than this amazing truth: God will be glorified, whether it be through our eternal, ceaseless worship of Him in Heaven, or through the mighty, fearful, and wonderful demonstration of His great power and majesty, when the full wrath of the Living God is forever poured out upon the lost in Hell. Their continual never-ending torture will serve as an eternal sign of God's great justice.

No matter what, God will be glorified. Every knee WILL bow. It is up to the lost as to in what manner they will be participating in God's glorification.

Praise God! Praise Him! Praise Him for all His mighty works!

Evange, Christian Forums 35 Comments [4/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 10587

[Literally putting the victim on trial.]
fine, she can have an abortion if it is proved that she was raped within her first trimester.

ASHLEE, Myspace 21 Comments [4/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10588

The earth is forever. Actually, God Himself is moving here. (The surface will be renewed and burned, yes, but the foundation, or ball underneath is eternal)

dad, Bibleforums.org 20 Comments [4/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 10589

Millions of Americans worship "satan" in this country (Anton LeVay's Church of Satan, Michael Aquino's Temple of Set). That is far more bizarre -- and dangerous -- than marriages. FYI, the Soviets backed Satanism in America throughout the Cold War. Satanism is so rampant, it makes History Channel documentaries, from which I drew this statistic. That is, Communist-rooted cults in America have ~4,000,000+ members (known).

Truth Hunter, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [4/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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