FSTDT Quotes for April 2006

Quote# 10961

(After seeing a funny Jesus picture from TheMuseumOfTolerance.org)

How telling that this was made up by the the Museum of Tolerance.org I gues lust like Comedy (Cowardly) Central, ABC (Anti-christian Bigot Chan), NBC (Non-christian Bigot Chan), CBS (Commie Brainwashing Station), CNN (Commie News Net.) & PBS (Public Brainwashing Syst) their tolerance & respect is for every religion except christianity.

Atheists R Faithly Impotent, MySpace 29 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: B

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Quote# 10962

Prophecy given to Raymond Aguilera on 10 June 1992 at 2:01 AM. Wednesday in tongues and Spanish.

Why? Why? Why? Are the things that you want more important than your God, the God, of Heaven, of the World, of the Stars, of all that is, and what's going to be? The People of the World are going to wake up one day and it's going to be to late, because the devil is going to come and he's going to eat them head first. For they didn't hear Me with their ears. The day that I said to you, years, years, and years ago, to your Fathers and your Father's Fathers, has started!

propheciez, 123 Christian Forums 10 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10964

There are MANY birth pains, but which one hurts the most inside?...for me, it's the folks who lose their virginity before marriage, it just hits me like a bullet. I KNOW a girl who got pregnant, had an abortion, and continues to lose virginity! It hurts SO bad!

Lil' Preacher, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10967

[On <a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=31667">this pharmacy</a>, which refuses to fill prescriptions for things like prenatal vitamins and antibiotics if they were prescribed by doctors who work at a clinic that also provides abortions]

Not to be an asshole, but I'd say "Fuck em... Drive somewhere else". Not every gas station here sells rolling papers either. So what do I gotta do? Drive to where they do. I just dont think any store should be forced into sellin abortion pills. If the demand is there, someone will, but they shouldnt be forced to, thats all.

Ben, Myspace 22 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Sierra

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Quote# 10924

[On contraception]

The purpose of sex is still there even if you try to prevent the purpose from happening, you're still fighting with nature and ignorent to do so.
No one can take on a tsunami.

Steve (NagZul), Myspace 21 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10925

Of the World's smartest scientists, 2/3 of them believe in God. From that data, we can clearly see that they are much smarter than the remaining 1/3 that reject the idea of God.

It's quite simple.

AnotherAlias, Christian Forums 40 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Mandrake

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Quote# 10926

Sapientia (that's an anti-Christian name if I've ever heard one): you obviously are not a saint of God. Do not tell the Elect how they should act. Only the Father can do that.

Brother Love, Date To Save 18 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10931

Important to realize the gay marriage crusade is only a means to an end. It is not about so-called "civil rights", fairness and equity.The campaign is a means to an end, not an end in itself. The goal is the total destructive of western and Christian civilization and the creation of a new society (exactly of what sort, the radical utopians never quite get around to telling us) upon the rubble.

Voegelin, Christian Forums 19 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Yahweh

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Quote# 10932

It is no accident that when one looks at which special interest groups aside from gays support the dissolution of traditional marriage, one finds individuals in the employ of the state who profit from normal human relationships being disrupted and families torn apart. Social workers, teacher unions and prison guard unions are all on the same page in seeking to degrade marriage into a DMV type ceremony or worse.

Voegelin, Christian Forums 17 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Alejandro

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Quote# 10933

I wouldn't say the stripper deserved it, but I'd have a lot more sympathy for a, how to put it, more chaste rape victim.

Janissary, Christian Forums 44 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Alejandro

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Quote# 10934

[Are you saying the mammoth was tropical?]

Absolutely...it is basically the same as an elephant. "Wooly" mammoth is exceedingly misleading..."Hairy" mammoth would be far more accurate. Not FUR....HAIR. Mammoths couldn't have survived in those latitudes for very long, once winter set in.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 32 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: llDayo

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Quote# 10935

Well I must say that when your reasoning goes against what the Bible says that there must be something wrong with your reasoning.

TasManOfGod, Christian Forums 28 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10937

I honestly believe people get what's coming to them. You know, you get rid of those cells but a higher power puts in another group of cells that aren't so nice to you in your lungs or ovaries.

[So if you have an abortion, you deserve to get cancer?]

I'm not a deity so I can't make that choice. Just food for thought.

jpbreon, Fark 26 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 10939

[This poster is a creationist]

As far as, evolution 'predicting' anything, thats all it ever has done. Come up with a theory then go looking for evidence to prop it up. Most scientists look at the evidence, then come up with a theory.

Studyin'2Show, Bibleforums.org 17 Comments [4/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10903

["What I find curious is that creationists keep asking for transitional fossils, but when they are found deny that they even exist. Isn't that closed minded?"]

Single minded is not neccessarily closed.

dworthington, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Alejandro

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Quote# 10905

[Delicious irony]

Look, we both see the same facts, but you seem to interpret them so they will fit in your theory. I see the facts and it seems completely obvious that they support Genesis creation as written. You think I'm deceived, I think you've been indoctinated so it's impossible to see the truth.

Studyin'2Show, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10906

As a christian, I find all forms of religion (except christianity) to be very harmfull to it's members.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 25 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Mandrake

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Quote# 10907

I believe we will be rapture in a twinkling of an eye. No one will see us go. I think that those around will see a Christian and then see their clothes fall to the ground. I am afraid there will not be a mass of people fall to their knees for forgiveness. I believe it will be shock but then the anti-Christ will come on the scene and come up with all kind of theories for what happened. From a weapon to evolution getting rid of Christians who were dragging the earth down.

TEXASGRANDMA, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10914

It's one thing to say I love Jesus and he loves me, but it's another thing to show Jesus that you love him. Stop having gay sex, and you'll show him.

RaverMutt, FSTDT Comments 27 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Julian

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Quote# 10918

LAWRENCEVILLE — The “Harry Potter” book series may soon be taken off the shelves of all media centers in Gwinnett County Public Schools if a parent’s appeal is successful.

A parent of students at J.C. Magill Elementary School filed appeal forms for each of the books, requesting the wildly popular series be removed from public school libraries.

On the forms, she wrote that she objected to the series’ “evil themes, witchcraft, demonic activity, murder, evil blood sacrifice, spells and teaching children all of this.”

She wrote she had not read the series because it is long, and she is a working mother of four.

New's Artyicle, Gwinnett Daily Post 48 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10919

I'm the messiah! First my first language is french so sorry for the mistakes.
I'm sure that i'm the messiah and i'm the real son of god.
I like your plan a lot and i will do it and i will give you your 100 acres of land ,a big fat account and you corporations shares.
In fact you have saved my life because in 2003 without your website i will have killed myself ,if you have watched cnn in march 2003 you will guess for what.
I see that you are still mistaken about the religions , i have no religion at all because it's all lies.Check the website of Rael the Elohim's messenger all that he say is true except two mistakes about god and the soul.It's with there mistake saying there is no god that i became his son.In the future all religions will certainely disappear when all people will know the truth .
You sayed that i will appear in 2010 i can say to you that it can happen before an sooner than you think God will come insight my body again it can happen also after 2010 .

sonofgod, Alex Chiu Discussion Forum 20 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: NotMe

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Quote# 10920

[On <a href="http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/IRIN/767bd3d9a1638f01dce848492b62005e.htm">this article</a> about how Iraqi women have lost almost all of their rights since the invasion, and how they are often forced to wear a veil and stay inside their homes.]

You left out the part about how women now have the right to vote. A couple women bitching about not getting jobs does not mean "their rights are curtailed".

Incorect, Myspace 21 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10921

IT happened to be that one of my great hobbies I had before I was converted to Christ Jesus, was collecting rock/pop records. I had a fine collection and it was worth lots of 'silver'. Then there came a day, I just destroyed them like in the book of Acts, and put them broken on the streets so everyone could see what happened. Some people even today tell shame about it, and think that I was mad at that time, for they rather saw the worth of it all. When I look back, I know now that I had records that were supporting the works of the flesh, and giving honour directly or indirectly to Satan.

THAT following night, after I did this ACT, I was visited by the Devil when I layed to sleep.

Henoch, Rene's Homepage 52 Comments [4/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 10877

If you have urges to be with the same sex there IS something wrong with you. It is NOT normal. God loves everyone but he frowns on those who do not obey him. You need medical help or mental help if you are gay or lesbian.

~robbie~, MySpace 22 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: B

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Quote# 10878

[On Kent Hovind, www.drdino.com]

My question would be, if he's not credible then why is he so popular? And his ministry is growing? Perhaps he's got something going? Remember "street smarts" has just as much going for it as "the educated". I've read alot of stuff written by ppl well educated and they aren't as smart as ppl think they are.

Come on I posted this so someone could get rich! ;-)

Miss Sarai, Myspace 29 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Sierra

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