Quote# 10881

Why is it that our greatest minds today, in the field, have no idea how to combine iron and chlorine? And yet, Dr. Carl Baugh, Creation Evidence Muesem in Texas, and his colleages have discoverd a hammer in the same fossil layer with dinosaur fossils. This hammer has a wedge in it to keep the head of the hammer attached to it's handle. What is most mind-boggling about this hammer is that it's iron and chlorine combined. They had the knowledge to combine iron and chlorine. Why don't we?

Doki-Doki, Gaia Online 26 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: DrunkMonkey

Quote# 10885

Some people think that physical laws are more powerful than God powers. Therefore they try to 'prove' the bible wrong by saying "what did the animals in noah's ark eat?" "why the lambs weren't eaten by the lions?" Well, perhaps God DIDNT WANT TO, is that possible? I mean, He made the universe, stoping a tiger it's easier.


cam1lo, ebaum's world forum 20 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10886

Is it perhaps because evolution does not have a scientific or logical leg to stand on, and that the more knowledgeable evolution adherents KNOW THAT and only adhere to it because they prefer its MORAL implications?

William F. Maddock, fstdt 26 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Julian

Quote# 10891

I believe that Dawkins and Harris want everyone to agree with them, their values, their opinions, their view of life. What they are is really a copy of Hitler. They think that everything should revolve around their authority and they think they know what is best for everyone else.....

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 17 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10892

i meant the kind of gay that people die of aids from.

Joseph, Myspace 32 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 10899

but dont you think that science is only leading us to another tower of babel? scientists are going way too far in trying to create and control life. next thing you know they will reactivate dinosaurs and we will end up in jurassic park getting eaten by tyrannosaurs and such!

kingzjewel, Christian Forums 25 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10901

[After the original poster posted news stories about the fossil findings of scientists]

As for the original poster. so the earth is billions of years old and creatures and man must have been evolving for millions. ok so most of the rest of the fossil record is a joke but they finally found something real? why havent they found thousands of evolving fossils by now? over "millions" of years of evolution and they find ONE F***KING fossil??? yeah, you go ahead and put faith in that. thats not a beating Christians will prove its a joke just like the rest. a joke by the devil and hes laughing you right now. coming up the fossil record

jasonanthony, MySpace 12 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: B

Quote# 10902

If you want to sum up what the hell the Deists, and then the Atheists are talking about...I am now officially going to translate it into the most basic language I can give.

Atheist: I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, I'M BETTER THEN YOU!

Deist: No your not!

Atheist: YES I AM! HERES THE PROOF I AM BETTER THEN YOU!

Deist: That makes no sense!

Atheist: OF COURSE IT MAKES NO SENSE, I'M BETTER THEN YOU! ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME COULD UNDERSTAND IT!

Deist: Er...whha...grr...!

Atheist: YEAH, THERE IS NO GOD! ONLY *INSERT STUPID THING HERE*.

Deist: YOUR GOING TO HELL, HEATHEN!

ATHEIST: THERE IS NO HELL!

This is not a real argument, just an observation. Thank you for tuning in to Psycho-Man's Observations. And yes, that "is" what every argument is actually about.

Thank you for reading. Have a pleasant day.

Twilight91101, Gamefaqs 33 Comments [4/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 10853

Another - if we evolved, it MAY be excepted that we 'developed' an eye to detect light, but to develop 2 so we could have depth perception? Not logical to me.

godservant, AboveTopSecret 21 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10854

[Blaming Immigration on Abortion]

In his BreakPoint Commentary which is carried by nearly a thousand outlets in the United States, reaching about a million listeners, Chuck Colson said Tuesday that abortion is the cause for the shortage of workers which has necessitated a flood of immigration, while the country is struggling to assimilate the foreign influx.

Colson asked rhetorically, "But what's the root of the problem? Why do we have a shortage of workers?" He answered, "Aha, that's the unspeakable 'A' word that the elite dread the most: abortion."

"The reason we must allow millions of illegal aliens in to fill these jobs is because we have murdered a generation that would otherwise be filling them: 40 million sacrificed since 1973 to the god of self-fulfillment. And Americans are barely maintaining a replacement-level birthrate of 2.1 children per woman," he said.

"Remember the compassionate stuff that the abortionists used to tell us: 'We are just preventing these poor kids from growing up in deprived, impoverished circumstances'? Hah! False. What happens is that others come in from abroad to live in those deprived, difficult, and impoverished circumstances and at great public cost," he added.

John-Henry Westen, LifeSite 17 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: never been there

Quote# 10858

[in response against his claim that god has already decided who goes to heaven and who goes to hell - it was pointed out that if he is not on god's list then his rightous life is a waste of time]

My determination to remain righteous will determine the outcome that God has determined for those who are determined to remain righteous and likewise those who have the determination to remain unrighteous are determined to have the outcome that God has determined for those who are unrighteous.

Determination is the effect of the freedom of choice.

Bodhitharta, WhyDoesn'tGodHealAmputees 29 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Just Rick

Quote# 10859

['A subset of U.S. citizens believes that the universe and all its inhabitants were created, literally in their current form, within the past 10,000 years, not billions of years ago...']

This is the part that bothers me. A "subset"? Does this mean I'm now a "substandard" citizen?

country83, Christianity.com 32 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 10860

We Christians have been laying low for too long, but we´re slowly being pushed into militancy by " pseudo- scientists"
like yourselves. True, we did burn down all them "pagan" libraries 2000 years ago and the world was better off for it.

Nothing wrong ´bout fresh starts.

The Ascetic Crusader, fstdt 30 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Julian

Quote# 10862

you guys really dont read the bible too much do you? why did christ destroy sodom and ghomorra? because they were sodomizing and raping! they were inter wedding, having orgies, they basically started sodomizing as we know it! there isnt any other way for a homosexual, male however, to make ''love'' without doing it the wrong way. this is why christ destroyed the both towns. and people today still have the nerve to ask the question in cold blindness.

congratultions the devil has fooled you.

need i remind you that anal sex leads to more germs and bacterias resulting in more hepatitis for you!

topsecretombomb, Above Top Secret 21 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10865

[Desperately misunderstanding the phrase "more than the sum of its parts"]

Objects are real so tell me how can you give me 7/5 of an object? Then after you miraculously do that then give me 200% of that object without giving me another object. By the way you mentioned the word "rational" which is also dirivative of a ration or ratio: Ratio \a"ti*o\\, n. [L., fr. reri, ratus, to reckon, believe, think, judge. See Reason.]

Ir rational is to then not to reckon, not to believe and not to judge. It is rational for God to be a rational outcome of reason.

Bodhitharta, WhyDoesn'tGodHealAmputees 10 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Just Rick

Quote# 10873

James Herberts VERY REAL expose' cleverly hidden inside a supposedly fictional "horror" novel.

About what might conceivably happen when people on Earth - in the not too distant future - are suddenly ENGULFED by "DARK FORCES"!!!

For EXISTENCE consists of both "Heaven" and "Hell" FORCES.

I have had PERSONAL experience that the "DARK FORCES" James writes about is REAL!!!

I urge EVERYONE to swot up on - try to SENSE - the POWER of the "DARK". You will KNOW that I am NOT kidding! This is NOT a wind up!

I'm sure James wrote his book for that very reason?
To warn EVERYONE and to enable us to be FULLY MENTALLY
prepared, ahead of time!!!

Don't worry, because the "FORCES OF LIGHT" ALWAYS win!!!

Supergirlzon, Amazon.com Reviews 33 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 10874

But if you are talking the big bang creating all life and all that stuff. It's not possible. Becuase if you change one thing on tiny in signifigant 1 to a 0 in our genetic code or in the genetic code of the earth water could turn to lava. or soil could turn to solid rock, and the earth would be uninhabitable.

Corrwin, Gaia 36 Comments [4/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10825

['What's the probobility of god existing', someone responds "0 or 1"]

Exactly! Subsequently 1 is at once both the highest number and the lowest number for you can have only one part on the low end even if minutely small or one whole on the high end even if immensely large.

So, with that being said the probability of 100% of everything coming from 0 is absolutely 0 and Likewise the probability of 100% of everything coming from 1 is absolutely 1.

There you have it, proof that God exist!

Bodhitharta, WhyDoesGodHateAmputees 23 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Just Rick

Quote# 10828

lol I am so done taking science, yessss!
I don't understand why they are teaching a theory in school. The devil has government in his hand and he has lots of people who are in charge on puppet strings. That's my view at least. I'm interested in how the law works but I've grown to hate politcal parties.
Yeah... I'm going to check out that community. My impressionable christian friend is taking so many science courses and she is in grade 11 so I'm worried she'll be convinced.

patkick13, LiveJournal 33 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Puistokemisti

Quote# 10829

which was when I was a child and was told by my mother that everyone must face satan/demons by themselves to overcome it.
Well it had happened to me at a very young age. I started noticing peculiar things happen to me that started out small and ended rather big. The first of such was the missing lego piece. I was playing with my lego and misplaced a rather large pre-assembled piece to go with a spaceship. Looked everywhere. Could not find it. I had my own room dedicated to lego and I flipped it upside down looking for it. Must have been for a week I lost it. Then a friend came over to see my lego set and I told him I was missing a piece to complete my ship, and he randomly picks up a piece and asks if this was the one - which it was. I was shocked that it was there in plain view. It was then I started suspecting something.

Few months later I would hear fast footsteps outside my door. I would run to my parents room and would be tripped by a soft invisible object.
Things would escalate when a ouija board mysteriously appeared in my room. I threw it away but it would always come back. Had to burn the thing. Boy did it make some weird noises.
Then the big finale came when I woke up in the middle of the night and the whole room was red, with bodies hanging upside down from the room. And cloaked figures chanting strange things. I gathered my courage, sat up and yelled "SHUT UP!" and laid back down. Immediately they disappeared. I knew it wasn't sleep paralysis because duh I could move and talk. Everything went smooth for a few years after that, but then I found the internet in '97 and loved chatrooms. Being bored in a chatroom one day, I decided to join channel satan. This is pretty scary for me to write, but I'll go on.
No one was in it was a user channel. Was about to leave when, all in about half a second maybe less this happened.

[satan has joined channel satan]
satan rolls on the floor laughing
satan rolls on the floor laughing
satan rolls on the floor laughing
[satan has left channel satan]

ever since then I have had no doubt in my mind that there is evil everywhere and that demons now roam the earth.

metro, AboveTopSecret 46 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 10830

Those of you who are American born and standing up for the criminals who have infiltrated our country are traitors. You should be sent off to Mexico with the rest of them.

Jacque, Christian Forums 16 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Mandy

Quote# 10835

['Creation on the other hand has never made a single prediction, largely because it doesn't have a theory, or even a hypothesis.']

We do not need theorys because we have the truth. Theorys are for people who do not have the truth and are grasping at straws trying to figure things out.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 17 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 10841

we have to incorporate god into our daily activities. if you masturbate then do it for god instead of for yourself since masturbation itself is not a sin.

Karikta, Christian Forums 39 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10844

[On Cumberland University, which expelled a man for being gay.]

Then the school had perfect reason to throw him out. If I had a school it would have the same rules - I don't hate the sodomites, but that doesn't mean I have to let them come to my institution.

[...]

If Zeusmeister was king of the U.S. of A., all sodomites would be thrown out of the country.

Zeusmeister, Uru Obsession 22 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 10845

[After being given many verses showing God commanding the Israelites to murder men, women, and children, and to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.]

No, that does not refer to them raping or having sex with them. The key is, God would not have them attack righteouss people, he had them attack sinners, objects of God's wrath.
Yeah, serve them in forced labor, as their punishment from God.

Andy, Myspace 12 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Sierra