Quote# 10783

[On why the Bible is the correct religious text]

It is the only Book that we can have knowledge of the Creator of which that knowledge also came through His Beloved Son Jesus.

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums 17 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 10724

[After insisting he was sure that people in persistent vegetative states, can feel "both inside and out," and being told to stop pretending to be a doctor.]

lol what have I said doctor related? I know what I'm talking about, doctors don't know everything and this issue dosn't require doctor like information, its pure elementary.
lol and doctors can't figure this stuff out with "doctor thoughts". In my opinion, (not all) but doctors who do abortions are the ones who kill to make there money.
They don't care wether its right or not... There is alot of profit in abortion. Since there are millions+ people aborted every year from failed atempts to trick nature.

Steve (NagZul), Myspace 24 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10725

If you people were Christians you wouldn’t have to fear nuclear war. Rather you’d embrace it because you know that it is the way God’s people will ascend to the glories of Heaven.

God has given George W. Bush a very special task, the fulfillment of all Biblical prophecy.

That the evil hate and fear this great man is a fitting indication of where they will be spending eternity.

Paddy O'Shea, Balloon Juice 31 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10726

I have many atheists friends but they are NOTHING like you people are. God will forgive me for beating your brains out.

iamantiatheistandproud, Infidel Guy 31 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10728

[The poster is male.]
o yeah and i seem to recall a verse that explains why women go through pain in childbirth......o yeah, it's a consequence of SINNING. so it's something that they are just gonna have to deal with, because it's the consequence of their own actions. or arent you a strong enough woman to accept the reprocusions of what you've done?

i wonder if there are roses in heaven, Myspace 46 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10730

Now most of you may think that science can only be done by evolutists, big-bangers, or long-agers. But modern science was actually founded on the bible.

Crossbreed, MySpace 30 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10733

As the strong belief of we muslims is that when the sun will rise from west rather than east, that time will be the biggest identity of The Day Of Judgement (Qayamah). And the door of Forgiveness will be closed on that day.

The science of astronomy states that the speed of planet Mars has been decreasing in its course towards the eastern direction in the few past weeks to the level we notice the "waver" between the east and the west..and on Wednesday the 30th of July the planet movement stopped going toward the eastern direction..!!!

Then in the months of August and September...Mars changed its course in the opposite direction to the West- and that until the end of September..which means the sun will rise now from the west on Mars!!

And this weird phenomena of the opposite movement called "Retrograde Motion" Most scientist state that all the planets will go through the same once at least and our planet Earth is one of them.

Planet Earth will move in the opposite direction some day and the sun will rise from the west!!

This might occur soon and we are unaware when it'll happen.

l_Jaguar_Returns_l, MySpace 24 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10734

No one should ever have sex with anyone unless you want to have a child with that person, it is simply that.

If a man doesn't want to have a child he can use a condom [doesn't this choice contradict the first sentence?], not have ex, or get a vasectomy, that is where his choices are.

Freeper, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10735

I do not think a person can really BE a Conservative and not follow the teachings of God's Word.

Charity, Free Conservatives 30 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10739

Why do we accept the idea that decay rates on the molecular level are uniform when it is so obvious that decay rates in large objects are not?

EXERCISE:

Take four apples and:

1. Put one in the fridge.
2. Put one under water.
3. Put one under a blow torch.
4. Throw one into a volcano.

Take note of the difference in the rate of decay.

9chambers, LiveJournal 42 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10741

Jesus, and all gods/angels of nearly every religion ever are actually aliens, and I have proof (which I will get too shortly). How Ironic is it that religous people tend not to believe in alien life when they are actually worshiping it?
<a href="http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/painting.htm" target="_blank">http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/painting.htm</a> Wierd huh? If you want there is tons of information on this sort of stuff, just do a search. Before i state my theory, i will show you some more stuff. In the story of the exodus, the Isrealites follow a pillar of fire by night and a pillar of smoke by day (god... or UFO). If you read the story of Abraham and Ezekial, it is quite obvious the angels are extratteretrials. <a href="http://www.strayreality.com/Lanis_Strayreality/ezekial.htm" target="_blank">http://www.strayreality.com/Lanis_Strayreality/ezekial.htm</a>
It gets wierder. The next link is not related to the above, but it is deffinatly interesting anyway: <a href="http://www.starchildproject.com" target="_blank">www.starchildproject.com</a>

If you want more information i will post it. So on to my theory:
We know many of the stories of the bible seem to describe aliens rather then God... but what if "God" sinply is an alien? With aliens appearing in cave paintings, and UFO sightings dating back to the earliest human histories .Ancient Hindus may actually have posessed UFOs given to them by thier god Rama. This is described in thier equivilent of the Bible "The Ramayana . This book describes saucer shaped flying vehicles called Vimanas. It also describes in extreme detail a nuclear explosion and a land bridge to Tri Lanka (spelling) that was built by Rama, which was recently discovered. If you don't believe me, research Vimanas or let me know and I will post more information.
So why stop with Hinduis? The new and Old testament stories can easily be explained by alien intervention. Are aliens intentionally trying to create religions here on Earth for thier own reasons? Or are ancient founders of religion simply describing encounters with aliens that they see as encounters with divine beings?

BirdEmbryo, Atheist Guy 28 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10743

I asked the question amongst my coworkers the other day, "Who understands the other better-women understanding men or vice versa?" Because estrogen is in more abundance than testosterone in my office, the assumed answer was women understood men better than men understood women. But my theory is a bit different and I support it with a little biology. First of all, every fetus spends 9 months in the womb, be them male or female. The womb, of course, is the domain of who? You guessed it, a woman. And every fetus experiences every thought, feeling, and emotion of the host, who just so happens to be a woman. If this is fact, and I think that we can all agree that it is, I believe it is safe to say that a male child, spending 9 months in the womb of a woman, experiences just about every feminine emotion known to female human beings. Therefore, men are more likely to understand women than the other way around. Women don't have a clue as to what we feel, or why we feel it. But we who have spent 9 months of internment in the womb of a woman have gone through the emotional cycle of our host and have put into perspective those emotions. I believe whole heartedly that nature made us the more physically dominant being because understanding the emotions of both sexes would be naturally required of someone possessing the ability to crush his physically weaker counterpart thereby providing an internal protection for that weaker being. In fact, nature has provided men with the innate desire to protect not only our female counterpart, but her offspring as well.

Now I know that this is all theory and suppostition, but I've tried to support it with indisputable biological fact. And in this one instance I welcome the hate mail and the invitations for intelligent discourse because I believe that this theory can and will stand the test of dismantling debate. I welcome the opportunity to have it challenged by scholars and intellectuals, and by those who you who fancy youselves the aforementioned

RCP, Blogger 36 Comments [4/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10694

[at the end of a big 'repent before it's too late' rant]

To those who, still feel as though they have time to do "their thing" know this: if God can take a two year old's life via a stray bullet, if God can take men and women out of here via an earthquake, what do you think is stopping Him from taking you? His grace and patience, but understand this, God doesn't tolerate sin for too long.

Humbled Servant : James, Myspace 28 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10696

women can preach just not over a man. The woman was first decieved, remember Eve. I'm a woman and I love to speak at church but I won't speak against a man. That's why people like Beth Moore speak to women only


Hailey, myspace 20 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10703

silly Spontaneous Generationist grrr you and Evolutionist Fantasy drawings lol hahahha man you guys have good Marketers, You won't Let us represent our selves, {As in Creationist..} you Evolutionist own the T.v and the paper, What are you so afraid of? If Evolution is True then what damage could we do Let us tell our part let us present a Defense of why We believe what we Believe! your a bunch of lie peddlers all bent on going to hell, You hate Justice, and Truth, none of you are good people not one of you !

Truth*Dealer, Myspace 26 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10704

but whats crazy is equill right all together, u no what im saying?

im just saying women want to be taken over... not the other way around, u no what im saying?

and if not... perpaire for controled caos...

nathan, Myspace 36 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10705

[Responding to the "miracle" in car accidents]

where isn't the miricle??
God moves in mysterious ways..
its just like you said: people die and survive car crashes everyday... God works in both..

¢ÀJessica¢À, MySpace 20 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10709

See this is exactly what I'm talking about lol. You act as if you think our "proof" of things by studying science is going to change the way I look at things lol.

SolitarySoul, Christian Forums 13 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10711

If evolution was really true, we would have dug up fossils of all sorts of ancient animals who would have started out with only 1 eye, and then they would have later mutated themselves a 2nd eye! We would find fossils of 1-eyed T-rexes, 1-eyed giant beavers, 1-eyed giant kangaroos, etc. — but we don’t! Bilateral organs like eyes prove that evolution is a LIE — because if mutation and evolution were really true, then it only makes sense that any given life form would just mutate only 1 of any given organ like an eye at first, and then later it would mutate the 2nd one! The Cy Kitty is just a reminder that mutating any organ in any way is going to be harmful to the life of the animal, yet evolutionists rely upon literally millions of mutations to have formed all life — and it’s impossible!

Lost World Museum, Lost World Museum 29 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10712

[Line breaks added]

I mean seriously, you have to want to not believe God exists. First of all, all of the evolutionists can't explain how everything came from nothing. Christians can (duh God made the world) and the whole argument that humans come from monkeys is so weak, its not even funny.

1) If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Is that were chinese, blacks, polands etc came from? Different types of monkeys?
2) Just because monkeys are smart, does not mean we came from them. Velocoraptors from my understanding were very inteligent animals, why didn't they evolve into some higher creature?
3) If we still have monkeys, why arent they humans? What is taking them so long? Why were we humans back in the 1600s, and still have monkeys, and after all these years they havent changed a bit.
4) We have more proof that Jesus Christ existed than we do of George Washington, you can look that up if you like.
5) The earth is the perfect place for life. We orbit around the sun that God placed so perfectly, we have night and day so we can have time to sleep, we are protected from the outside of space with an atmosphere, we have trees that supply oxygen, we have tons of minerals to help us with our lives, and all of you evolutionists think that all of this came from nothing? With no help from God? You think that this world so perfectly compatable for human life can exist? Its crazy.
6) 3/4 people believe God exists. Thats over half of the world.
7)The Bible says that people will persecute Christians, so i know all of you all will continue to do this, and the Bible says that anything that proves against the knowledge of God will be cast down.

All of you evolutionists exist as a test of our faith, satan is using you to undermine us. But, eventually you guys will come face to face with the almighty God, and then you guys can then tell me who was right. Have a nice day.

I_Heart_Jesus777, Christian Forums 59 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10713

[A poster says that most homeless are addicts and not deserving of charity]

Hurrah, Hurrah, my brother . . .
Here's to freedom of SPEECH . . . That is EXACTLYY how I feel about LESBIANS . . . the aztecs, incas, the mayans . . . turn them, EVERYone, over to the law . . . they don't belong on GODs' green earth!!

HolyGuardianAngels, Christian Forums 33 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10714

[Someone who apparently isn't aware of Jesus' command to "turn the other cheek"]

The KILLING of ONES ENEMY is SUPPORTED in the New Testament !! ~Have at it!!

Firstly, one must apply logic and reason . . .
If we do NOT kill OUR ENEMIES, they WILL mutilate and/ or KILL US!! If we allow ourselves to be "terminated", we will cease to exist and/or to have affect in the present MATERIAL and very real WORLD!!

Take for instance, this example:
The Moselm people ~BELIEVE~ in HUMAN SACRIFICE and they are in the process of proving this fact and practicing this belief {as they terrorize todays world}. . . They wish to OFFER-up to THEIR GOD ~allah~every FREEDOM LOVING INDIVIDUAL in the USA {and their supporters} . . .

Sooo, the Q is: Do we cower and given in and become Moselm ourselves or do we FIGHT-BACK??? A: We fight back and terminate them ~everyone of them~ so that WEcan get a good nights' sleep again!! And we must ask ourselves WHY we AMERICANS send ONLY our VERY BEST into war, leaving the rejects, the very lowest of persons behind to reproduce and mate with the WOMEN left behind . . . EVERYONE should be eligible to GO to WAR to defend FREEDOM . . . AND most of all we should send the worst of the worst FIRST to MAINTAIN the POPULATION BALANCE So that the BEST-OF-THe-BEST can continue to reproduce and KEEP AMERICA STRONG!!

HolyGuardianAngels, Christian Forums 33 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10715

['with the times that we are living, will there be a World War 3?']

YES!!
There will be a WAR-to-end-all-wars . . .
Between the homosexuals and the heterosexuals . . .
As with the Moselms and Christianity, the two cannot coexist; one is always trying to "CONVERT" the other!!
Moselms can't seem to be happy allowing Christians to be Christians, they want them to say: Allah is God and [blank] is his prophet. . . .
And homosexuals are not happy/gay among themelves, they must torment and "hit-on" heterosexuals in an effort. to cause their numbers to grow, otherwise they would die out, since they cannot reproduce!

HolyGuardianAngels, Christian Forums 41 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10720

Yeah, right scientific falsification. I have been taking a medicine for the last 6 months that cost me $150 a month. The doctor and the nurse kept insisting that they knew more then I did and I needed to take the medicine. Now they just came out with a new study that shows the medicine actually does more harm than good. So now we have "scientific" evidence.

It is this sort of contradictions that leads me to believe that they are clueless and don't know what they are talking about. One week it is good and the next week science says it does more harm then good.

One day people are going to wake up and see that the mafia driven drug industry is lieing to people in order to get their money. All in the name of science and scientific evidence.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 20 Comments [4/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10670

['My only question is WHY are these shows on now? I am seeing more and more shows on and times and the antichrist, is it just a coincidence or is the part of the great plan?']

Democrats pretending to be christians

buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [4/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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