FSTDT Quotes for May 2006

Quote# 11420

As Christians we would always have love for our children but you cannot compare Christians to the lost.

Lost people kill their kids and abuse them daily, to speak nothing of disowning them.

As Christians though, no we would love our children although loving them wouldn't always mean allowing them to continue coming home if they were adults and in sin.

Kitagrl, OnlineBaptist 27 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Rishie

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Quote# 11421

Plant seeds in the Atheists...

for instance: say, " look at those clouds,look how they seemed to be painted but are really Millions of tiny water vapors.:

Or, "Look at the colors on those flowers,the thought amazes me,the Original designer Of them, how is those colors in there without mealting from the sumer heat?....Amazing! "

Or, " Its amazing that the Sun hasn't come plungin to earth and fried us all, awesome how things work."

Then go on about your business, at least, till you both meet up again. ( internet,phone, person 2 person).

Give the Atheist something to think about.

GM_, OnlineBaptist 61 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Rishie

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Quote# 11423

The universe is as old as you want it to be. But God created Adam and Eve and put them in the Garden of Eden 6,000 years ago. There are theistic evolutionists that believe that God created them over time and then when man had developed to where he is now, God put them into the Garden. The modern age began.

Perhaps you need to do a little bit of study on biodiversity to see how that works.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 18 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: JustinGG

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Quote# 11424

God created hell out of mercy. The damned would rather get tortured than be in the presence of God, and God loves us so much that he gives us free will. It was their choice. It is justice. We were made to share God's glory. It's our fault if we don't choose ton

Arcticperegrine, Myspace 28 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Sierra

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Quote# 11427

Which of course shows the dishonesty of "peer-reviewed" journals in that they ban any open discussion on ID. I can assure you there are lots of people who would write the articals but they can not get them published.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 23 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: JustinGG

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Quote# 11428

let's start with carbon dating: isn't coal carbon? coal is made in marshy areas with lots of pressure. marshy area...... how about vegitation/plants in a flood? lots of pressure..... have you ever swam in a flood or a tsunami? it's a lot of pressure pushing on you trying to swim against the current. now multiply that by lots to see what it was for the flood. ta da! you have coal! which is carbon..... which means that everything they say is 10 million years old is only around 10 thousand.

~:~holly~:~, Myspace 38 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 11433

Imagine being unsaved and 8 months pregnant. All of a sudden the baby is gone [raptured away]. Talk about a trip!!!!!

BlessHisName, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Alejandro

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Quote# 11435

Is it not just for God to release a sinner, if another (i.e. his son stands) in his place and receives in himself the full punishment he deserved?

Rev. Timothy G. Muse, IIDB 15 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11438

WE have a sense of humor, so I like to think that God has a sense of humor (else where would we have gotten it from?)

So here's the setup. I'm driving in my car (as I do a lot these days) when the Rapture happens. But God "delays" the transformation from corruptable to incorruptable for just a split-second (just for my benefit) and the result is that I whack my head on the windscreen just as I'm about to pass through it, on the way to glory. He has a belly-laugh, and claps me on the back when I get home, in that big-brotherly way....Ha Ha....Very....funny.

mswilso, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 11439

[Posters's responses to an article about black holes which said 'The one-way journey from the heart of a galaxy into the oblivion of a black hole probably takes about 200,000 years']

[Kitagrl's post]
Ummm okay, so ask the evolutionists howcome we haven't been sucked up yet?

[John81's post]
Now you know you can't ask evolutionists to provide any real facts or logical reasoning to support their insanity, I mean theory.

[Jerry's post]
I love how they quote facts like hundreds of thousands and millions of years for something to happen or have happened - seeing as this universe has only existed for about 6000 years...

[Chelle's post]
Yes, exactly. And who was supposed to have been around to record this bit of history -- apes?

Kitagrl, Online Baptist 30 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Rishie

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Quote# 11442

[Least believable testimony ever]

I’ve seen blind people made to see again. I’ve seen arthritic people, once hunched over, straighten up and heard the loud snaps of their joints as they straighten up. I’ve actually watched the curved spines of those with scoliosis straighten in seconds. I’ve seen a girl with Down’s syndrome delivered. In mere seconds the trademark facial attributes were gone, her speech instantly cleared. I’ve seen an arm restored. Once severed below the elbow, I watched as a forearm, then a wrist, hand, and fingers generated in moments.

I’ve seen plenty of proof that God does exist and is quite active. So much more than even what I’ve mentioned. I understand that you may not have witnessed any of these things but that’s your fault and not mine. God shows Himself to whoever’s watching and doesn’t operate in a vacuum.

Can you show me your proof that He doesn’t exist?

Sigmaa, Christian Forums 51 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11443

Crop circles - what do they mean?

Hi friends, just want to check if you believe in crop circles. Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes?

If they are real, what do they mean? Is there life in the outer space? Are the aliens sending us messages through the crop circles?

I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan... even the faithful ones will be deceived. If man can clone animals, there's a possibility that Satan can use our DNA and clone aliens in outer space.

matthewgoh, Christian Forums 29 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11445

[Regarding Koran desecration]

I can't speak for "governments" or others that desecrate a book deemed "holy" by other religions, but for those that follow the Words of the Lord Jesus the Christ, the Koran appears to contradict our Bible and relegates the Lord Jesus to just another prophet.

Once the muslims acknowledge Jesus was more than just an "ordinary prophet", perhaps chistianity and muslims will find a common ground to talk on, but I myself would not condone the practice as you stated above. Peace.

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11446

Most of us don't hate Muslims. It's wrong hate others. In fact, I try to never personally attack or demean Muslims. But on the other hand, many of us do hate Islam. In essence, Islam is terrorism. I'm curious as to what feelings you would like us to have towards it.

arunma, Christian Forums 22 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -1
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11449

Because if it's not something done in faith, it's not pleasing to Him and not good afterall but done with ulterior motives. Good works by Christians are done because the Gospel has given us faith and we do the works out of thanksgiving to God and because those works benefit our neighbor. These pleasing good works are done because we have faith. Anything outside of that is not considered a "good" work by God since it's not done by faith.

LilLamb219, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11450

Now, of course God can see anything all the time.
But, is He going to look upon the good works of an unforgiven sinner and be pleased with what He sees?
No way.
Not the God that I know.

This is also the God who will send people to Hell, if they do not acknowledge His Son as Savior. He is a just God.

TexasGirl06, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11451

I think the alien fits the description of anti-Christ. The bible describes him as the beast, which means a sub-human being.

Maybe the crop circles and UFO sightings are real, they want to make us familiar with them first, before their formal landings on our earth. When they are here, there's nothing our super powers can do, our missiles are of no use. The whole world will submit to them, in seconds. There comes a new ruler of our world, the anti-Christ.

This is just one possibility, if it's true, it means the end time can happen anytime, like Jesus says, no-one knows the day and hour, it comes when most unexpected.

matthewgoh, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Alejandro

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Quote# 11363

God tells men to love their wives as their own bodies, so a Christian man would not want to hurt his wife.
However, a husband can not rape his wife. She permanently gave her body to him at the marriage altar. If she witholds sex from her hubby then she is disobeying God and depriving him, and he has every right to have sex with HIS wife. Just as she has every right to have sex with her hubby. The Bible says that once you get married, your bodies belong to your spouse. I hate it when people say stuff about men raping their wives. It is not rape if you use something that was permanently given to you.

Mrs. Enigma, Christian Forums 49 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Mandy

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Quote# 11364

[Bizarre Christian public access TV show featuring singing aliens, technical glitches galor, disturbing puppets and some of the worst use of blue screening ever]

<a href="http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2741" target="_blank">Must be seen to be believed</a>

James Quall, PoeTV 42 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: CousinTed

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Quote# 11371

[So what's worse, molesting children, or raising them to believe in Allah?]

The saddest thing about this is that you can raise a child in this way [Islamic] and not be held accountable for it.

Yet, if you had been having sex with that child and teaching her sexual values and techniques, you would be arrested and charged.

People would say she would be seriously fucked up if you did that to her, yet I think she will grow up even more fucked up with the crap that's been taught to her so far in the name of Allah.

replica, Visions of Alice 30 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 11373

[So God wanted that raped girl to get pregnant? Even worse, did He want her raped.]

No not necessarily. God knew that it would happen. He knew that guy would go too far after she said No and do things to her that she didn't want. God took this sin committed by someone to bring in something beautiful- A new life to hopefully become part of his family. God doesn't make people sin, he just uses our sin, our imperfections, to make something out of it.

Shaggy, Myspace 29 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Sierra

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Quote# 11374

[Regarding victims of female genital mutilation]

If it were at childbirth and they couldnt remember having it done, then yeah, im pretty sure the only people that would actually bitch about it would be single unemployed gals who dont have anything better to do with their time that to bitch about something that cant be changed.

userName.thisGuy = Alex;, Myspace 40 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Sierra

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Quote# 11376

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhj7eoYBKB4" target="_blank">He's back, and he's talking to "infi-dials."</a>

"The Spirit of Truth" Guy, YouTube 12 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: ssdexecutor

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Quote# 11377

Those who successfully commit self-murder [suicide] are not typically charged and jailed for obvious reasons. Formal charges and jail time are not the criteria by which one determines whether or not something is illegal, "even in a country as socially backwards as the United States."

Actually, self-murder and self-rape [masturbation] cannot really be compared in the manner you may hope. Consider the definitions of the basic crimes on which the self-afflicted versions are based.

I agree that "slavery is categorically immoral," although it is debatable how long it has been "outlawed" and in what forms it currently exists. However, it does not logically follow that "people own their own lives." The proposition that slavery is evil can only address the question of whether or not one human being may or can "own" another. It says nothing concerning whether or not a given human being "owns" his own life.

BAP, Secondhand Smoke Blog 36 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Winston Jen

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Quote# 11378

The Chinese State should crack down on these Cathloics and oter religous practices with exception to philosopipes.
Religous practices have no place in an atheist state.

silver 2039, Civilization Fanatics' Forums 37 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: The Last Conformist

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