Quote# 12504

Are you saying that there are some places where God does not belong?

If that's the case, the Millenial Kingdom will be a bummer for folks who think so...for Christ will be all-inclusive in EVERYTHING!

Besides, read back through the old rule of the Kings of Israel. Those kings who destroyed the high places and pagan gods and made God's law the state religion were called good kings who did right in the sight of the Lord.

I could care less what this country calls legal. What matters is what God wants.

Chrystalwuzhere, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [6/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Anti-Goth

Quote# 12506

The local abortion mill [Planned Parenthood], elimination of the handicapped, advancement of euthanasia, easy divorce, billions of condoms to Africa (instead of medical and food supplies) and even forced acceptance of homosexuality have all served two main goals:

1. To massively decrease the world’s population. (this is happening)

2. Through eugenics, to prune the human race of what are considered by some to be physically, mentally, socially and even economically ‘unfit’ persons. (this is also happening and accelerating)

Lifesite, Lifesite 21 Comments [6/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 12508

So I suppose that it's just a psychological characteristic for murders, adulterers, child molesters, cheaters, liars, and rapist as well.

['It is only for people who equate sexual orientation with murder, adultery, pedophelia, cheaters, liars and rapists. A lot of us stopped doing that in the 1970s after the American Psychiatric Association declassified homosexuality as a mental illness.']

Hmm. Last time I checked, the american psychiatric association was not my Savior, and Lord. Therefore, I hold no stock in whatever they state. False prophets will always make excuses for warping the word of God.

SanctiSpiritus, Christian Forums 20 Comments [6/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 12509

[Re: a girl using her valedectorian speech to preach and getting her mike cut off-regardless of the fact that she added the religious stuff in AFTER the school people approved her speech]

Regarding the argument that these students were a "captive audience":
the girl giving the speech was a captive audience to the secular teachings of the government-run school system for roughly 10 years of her life. I figure the school administration can survive 20 minutes of payback.

Medic911, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [6/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: the_ignored

Quote# 12477

Given that God is also omnipotent, would not a rational, loving, and fair minded person be petitioning God even now, and encouraging everyone else to petition God, to control the hurricanes and prevent them doing damage (except to evil-doers)? If the rational, loving, and fair minded person does not do this, does he have a right to complain or should he just admit that he is not really rational, loving and fair minded?

rhutchin, Internet Infidels 28 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 12478

[defending a literal interpretation of the Flood, inspite of the obvious cruelty implied... really, how did a literal flood kill them then?]

Show me where it says they drowned. The Bible speaks of Daniel thrown in the lion's den and everyone assumed he would be killed by the lions. You are jumping to the very same kind of conclusion by speaking to what the Bible is actually silent on.

MethodMan, Christian Forums 23 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 12479

Me personally, I think that islam is the red dragon spoken of in revelation. I also think that islam is one of the thirds of the earth's population that gets wiped out in the armageddon, great big gig, finale rack, WWV, whatever you want to call it. I think that the moslems are going to pull a weapons of mass destruction attack on a series of American cities and the American retalitory strike takes out islam and probably north korea and most of china.

FTM, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Tak, the Hideous New Girl

Quote# 12480

[Fundies intelligent take on Steven Hawking's recent comments]

This just in from the slobbering genious:

*slobber**slobber*[insert R2D2 voice modulator]*slobber*"People of earth,*slobber*, I am worried,*slobber*, that earth's temperature will rise to 250 degrees,*slobber*, and rain sulphuric acid,*slobber*[now insert the customary burps and whistles, not of R2D2 overkill, but because the moisture from all the slobber has penetrated the voice modulator]*slobber,slobber,slobber*This as it is so on Venus,*slobber*dont ask me why I correlate,*slobber*, for there are no civilizations on Venus,*slobber*to create a global warming there,*slobber*just believe me,*slobber*, for I am a genious,*slobber*"

*slobber**slobber**slobber*"Might I add,*slobber**slobber*, I [now he begins to blow into the tube(as slobber flies profusely between his lips and steering tube) that steers his wheelchair. He slowly, but methodically, manueveres his throne/toity as a smoke trail developes what looks to be an obtuse and crooked heart, yes, it is definately a HEART!,aww that genious Dr.Hawkings] China.*slobber*slobber*[faintly and ever so quietly insert a high pitched fart, as he leeringly gazes at the young porceline 20 something beauty standing next to him] *slobber*Especially, the women.*slobber*

[Now picture an obviously creeped out and uncomfortable young woman as she desperately tries to laugh off her outwardly disturbed expresions] "I,I,I find Docker Hauching to be veddy, ha-ha-ha [nervously sweating and laughing] aaah how you say, woonique. Dare is no won in worl like he. He stron spiwit."

Dr. Hawkings listens with a slight humility as he eats some rice(for chinese food is his favorite). As he shows another of his innumerous gifted abilities, eating without chopsticks, or silverware for that matter. He just lobs his head into the bowl, and scoops it in. The audience applauds! As the Chinese beauty finishes her "speech", the brilliant Dr. Hawkings acknowledges the praise, as rice rains off his chin. He gives the beauty a sloooooooooow and very lazy-esque wink with a simultaneous slobber. The Chinese audience roars into a rock star ovation. Hawking acknowleges the crowd with a catatonic stare as his voice modulator cracks the the cry of feedback. The beauty scurries off the stage and is heard saying she smelt stale urine.

Tune in for the next episode.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 100 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 25
Submitted By: Donald Keyballs

Quote# 12482

I hate the PETA

To start off, I don’t hate animals, but I think we are better. No wait, correct that mistake, I know we are better. We are smarter than them and on top of the food chain. So, what does that give us the right to do? The least we can do is kill animals for food. But what does the PETA want us to do? Stop that, destroy all fast food restaurants, slaughter houses, farms, and become vegetarians!

EmperorDragon, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 45 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -13

Quote# 12484

Why should America follow the Geneve convention when terrorists do not? We must act in the same way as the terrorists. War has no rules much like the terrorists. Screw the world opinion when it comes to fighting terrorism. Torture, excecute terrorists if need be to find necessary information.

This is a new generation of war, Geneva convention is old and out dated. There is no human rights in war.

We must let the terrorists know that if they are caught with explosive material on their hands then its automatic excecution on site.

cdecar2000, Yahoo! News Message Boards Health News 46 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Anti-Goth

Quote# 12486

This is a story that some have read, and some have not, but if you're contemplating a mate whether you're a F or M. It applies to both genders, Please read and take to heart

I met him at work one day
On my lunch break, I was about to pray
We talked on and on and oh, he's such a gentleman
I wished that moment would never end

But then reality brought forth, the end of my lunch hour
As he arose, he stood as strong and tall as a tower
We met again and again; our souls began to cling
I've pondered, "Could this be the real thing?"

He doesn't smoke, drink or gamble money
He doesn't take drugs and he's no else's honey
Let's face it, he's fine and has a great bod
The truth? Oh well, he doesn't serve Jehovah God

For I know that he will change in time
So that is why I shall make him mine
My friends tried to warn me. Did I listen? Did I care?
Little did I know, my life would be one of despair

The wedding went fine; the judge married us in fall
You see, I couldn't have my wedding in a Kingdom Hall
My dad? No, he didn't give me away
With the pain in his heart, he didn't have much to say

Mom, can you hear me? Mom, why do you cry?
Don't worry bout me, we'll do just fine
I got a good man, who has a good job
The only thing is, he doesn't serve God

Everything went fine, only recently at night
When the meeting times come, we fuss and we fight
"Who is this God, breaking us apart?
Don't go tonight, follow your heart."

So I listen, to keep the peace in my home
But often times, I feel so alone
Guess cause I don't associate much with the friends at all
You see, I stopped going to the Kingdom Hall

Service? Oh, well that's history
I just decorated my first holiday tree
The holiday celebrations are now a part of my life
I must obey my husband, for I am his wife

The brothers would call, I wouldn't answer the door
I stopped reading the literature, it got to be a bore
You see, marrying out of the Truth, gets one free
Free from Jehovah's love that I once had within me

Oh blessed news, a little one to come
I couldn't wait, had to hurry and tell my Hon
He was in a bad mood, just lost his job that day
He told me all this as he struck my face

"I'm sorry, babe. Forgive me this time, please."
I've heard these words more than once you see

Two jobs I have now, as I support my household
My husband stays home-still out of work-it's getting old
I'm tired a lot lately, and feeling kinda strange
My schedule at both jobs, I've rearranged

The baby is due anytime now
Things will get better some way, some how
For I married a man for better, or worse
One who refuses to put Jehovah first

The baby came, so little and light
It wasn't crying, something was not right
What could it be, I wondered in bed
Then came the Doctor, he just shook his head

"Mrs. Unbeliever, there's something to confess
You and the baby tested positive to the HIV test"
Oh my!! What a death sentence to hear
That the end of both of our lives is near

Listen to me, let me tell you to your face
To marry an unbeliever is a total disgrace
Jehovah, a loving father, who cares for his sheep
So he set guidelines for us to hold and to keep

Let me say this, just to set things straight
He'll give you a nice brother a theocratic mate
Cause there's nothing a worldly man has to offer at all
But unhappiness, sorrow and a serious fall.

(1Cor. 7:39)

Hope that this post keeps us all alert and always Remember: Jehovah's way.... it's the BEST way!

brother perez, myspace.com 49 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 12487

To be honest i havent read through Revelation and when we studied the climax book i was like 7 or something and cant remember a single thing other than how cool it would be to make a movie out of it and the picture of satan being thrown into the firey abyss (WOOHOO). We are gonna be studying it again soon i hear (at bible study group) and im gonna pay attention (he says).

What i wanna know is ANY details you guys know about what the bible says is gonna happen. im talking PHYSICAL things that will happen. like there being signs in the sun, moon and stars (cant remember where it says that). See i think itll be good to know as close as we can as to WHATs GONNA HAPPEN. Of course i trust that Jehovah will make his loyal ones secure during the great tribulation but im just less likely to crap my pants when it happens if i know how its gonna happen.

david, myspace.com 28 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 12490

I don't see any evidence of a valid Techtonic plate theory, and thus do not believe it.

OfTheBorg, Wyatt Museum 32 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 12491

NASAS space probe ”New Horizons” is on it’s way to the
planet Pluto. It started it’s gurney 19/1 – 2006. And
it’s mission is to explore the mystery ice belt as
surrounds the planet Pluto.

We know that in the bible – during the flood a wind
blow the water out in to space. When Noah was still
inside the ark.

noas_arkboy, Wyatt Museum 38 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 12495

<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6814048597272982882&q=Evolution" target="_blank">Mr. Kent Hovind's 100 reasons why evolution is stupid</a>.

Kent Hovind, Google video 30 Comments [6/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: NotMe

Quote# 12439

Is Jesus real. Well, first of all. How could someone lie about history-its not possible. Some where along the line the story began-true or not. So there's no doubt that a man named Jesus walked this Earth. You can't lie about what actually happened. So, again. A man named Jesus lived, and he died on the cross.

Jason H-H., Fanfiction.net 54 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Pink Parka Girl

Quote# 12440

['I desperately want to believe God is there. Can someone help me?']

I just watched this video, posted in another thread. I can't tell you how much it has bolstered my faith that belief in Christ is the only way to heaven.
<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=648563944666093503&q=23+minutes+in+hell" target="_blank">23 Minutes in Hell</a>

photo273, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 12441

I've read TalkOrigins. It's run by lay people. [Answers In Genesis] is run by actual scientists with accredited Ph.D.s.

J, Newshounds 30 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Phil

Quote# 12448

[After someone points out that speaking in tongues is a social/psychological anamoly.]

I speak in tongues all the time in my church, the spirit fills me and then I shout prophecies and praises to JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a psychological analomy, It's 100% Jesus.

Chuck the Christian Soulja, Myspace 49 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jodie

Quote# 12451

I am a God Phonith. I am an incarnation of God's spirit, not of God (only the twelth God Phonith is that.)

O.K.R, SkepticForum.com 26 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 12456

[On why his .500 ball club actively recruits only Christian players]

We had to go to hell and back to know where the Holy Grail is. We went through a tough time and took a lot of arrows.

I don't want to offend anyone, but I think character-wise we're stronger than anyone in baseball. Christians, and what they've endured, are some of the strongest people in baseball. I believe God sends signs, and we're seeing those.

Colorado Rockies chairman and CEO Charlie Monfort, Alternet 29 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 12461

Once we know God's will is health...once it has been shown to us.....WE are to "use our endeavors" .....we are to use and apply the knowledge we have.

Otherwise, GOD puts us in the category of one who commits suicide.

Christina M, Christian Forums 15 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 12466

[After pointing out that she may not understand the difference between freedom of expression and harassment]

I comprehend just fine. However, your "opinion" says that Christians shouldn't do what Christians are commanded to do. That we are merely to please people rather than God.

And, why would an "atheist" try to convince someone that there is "nothing" to believe in when that person's experience proves the atheist wrong?

That's like trying to tell someone that there is no such thing as outerspace because you haven't been there yourself.

Atheists choose to argue the obvious evidences while Christians merely tell people the truth even when they would rather believe in lies.

You are on a forum. If you feel totally "harrassed" then why the hell are you here discussing religion?

That's like going into a bar and getting offended that they serve alcohol!

MORON!!!!!

kendra, Myspace 13 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jodie

Quote# 12468

[Dr Hovind should not be called doctor, his degrees are fake and he is a bold faced bigotted liar, even most creationists will agree with me.]

Non accredited does not make it a fake. It just means it is not accredited.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 27 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 12472

Just wanted to see what you guys think of an experience I had the other night.

I'm not sure If I was awake or asleep...I think in between...but I'm lying in bed and suddenly start to feel funny. Then it feels like there's this wind blowing INSIDE of me getting stronger and stronger! It was indescribable. It was scary and awe-inspiring simultaneously and I can remember myself audibly crying out to God...overcome.

Josiah, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [6/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3