FSTDT Quotes for June 2006

Quote# 12254

[In a thread titled "Woman are Dirt" kerwin goes off topic to explain why a woman's brain is allows them to be better cleaners than men. He even attempts to show scientific proof.]

This is off topic. Has anyone ever considered that the average woman is wired to be more artistic than the average man because of the difference in brain function between men and women. Being artistic women notice dirt more and work to resolve the problem while men have trouble noticing there is a problem in the first place. Let's a man who is not artistically inclined cleans a room and then a woman who is artistically inclined comes behind him and cleans it again. To a man he just wasted his time. The average man is never going to clean as good as a woman because his brain is not constructed to do the job while her's is.

Kerwin Brown, Renew America 37 Comments [6/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Donald Keyballs

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Quote# 12227

you need help, along with the other gays in the group? I have a truck, and a rope, you put it around your neck, il do the driving. enough said.

uck ushtar, MySpace 32 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 12231

The angel Gabriel came to me in my dreams and told me that we live in a world of sin on this website..

Gabriel gave me a message from Him, the Almighty which stated that it is my duty to help you sinners on this forum find Him and convert before it's too late..

The Christian, Myspace 40 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 12235

Actually, I'd rather pray. cuz seriously, cancer is incurable, chemo makes you sicker and suffer longer, and even if God doesn't take the cancer away, you'll go to heaven for being a good Christian with faith. After that, who needs to live?

He kill them with they love.. That's the way it is.. All over the world

ice angel4685, IMDb 35 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge

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Quote# 12237

A man covered up to his neck in dung is clenaer than a woman who just took a shower but wears immodest clothing to church.

Michael Servetus, WorldMagBlog 61 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 12238

SO starting with the rapture, after we sit down and have our meal with the KING! Ohhh that sounds so cool doesn't it???
Anyway, what do you think we will be doing?

Do you think we get the key to our mansions then or later?

So advance now to after Jesus wins!

And on your day off, (during the 1000 year's) What do you want to do with your time?

Me? I think I am going to spend every minute surfing the perfect waves that I know my Lord will provide. But then again, I would bet I would want to just sit at His feet. I don't think I will be able to get enough of Jesus!!! Maybe He will go catch a wave with me! How cool would that be???!!!!

yellowbo, Rapture Ready 96 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Nickstr5

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Quote# 12239

very simple adam and eve were perfect and when they became imperfect, they still had a lot more genes than us. in other words they had not been diluted out. so their children were of varying races and as you describe when there became enough of them, they took mates of their race for the most part and were living in certain areas.

eimlauqons9, Yahoo! Message Boards 38 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: David D.G.

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Quote# 12243

They prohibit religion in the school system and that is a violation of the constitution. I do not want religion taught in the schools anyways, I just want them to teach the Bible. If the constitution says what you seem to think it says, then why did they allow "religion" to be taught in the schools from the beginning?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 20 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Talisman

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Quote# 12244

Milly, nor any other female, will ever be able to :Play in the Superbowl, Play in a World Series, Win a Nextel Cup Championship, Beat Ken Shamrock, or any competitor, in the UFC Octagon, Fly(or design) a Boeing 757 airliner, Design and Architect a Superstructure of any kind, invent a device as complicated as the one your using now to post your fucked up, self-indulgent, conceited, out-of-touch with reality, immature posts.Women, even Milly, have lost their place in society.Equal rights has destroyed our culture.I can only imagine how great this country would be if women were never allowed to vote or work.The fact is we are DIFFERENT!!Men base their decision's on logic, woman's are based on emotion.Men are stronger physically, women are gentle and nurturing by instinct.Why is this so hard for some people to figure out?

Daryn, Myspace 82 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Jodie

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Quote# 12245

Feminism is destroying everything women's lib fought so hard to achieve.

Q, Myspace 33 Comments [6/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jodie

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Quote# 12193

As a homophobe, I am afraid of homosexual's behavior, their values, and their influence on my children, the church and this country. The truth is -- I’m not just afraid of homosexuals, they seriously make me gag. As with other defense mechanisms, homophobia is genetically inherited. I was not taught this behavior, it is just a natural reaction when I see two men (or two women) passionately kissing each other or getting romantic together – I want to barf! What can I say? I’m genetically predisposed against it.

Now that I’ve come out of the closet, my life is more fulfilling. I have met many other homophobes just like me who are also intolerant of perversion. Thankfully, now I can finally be honest about who I am -- So don’t you dare judge me!!!

Dani, Generation X-pose 44 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: shell

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Quote# 12201

Darwinism never disappoints the liberals. They never say ‘Well, I'd like to have cheap meaningless sex tonight, but that would violate Darwinism.' They can't even say ‘I'd like to have cheap meaningless sex tonight with a goat, but that would violate Darwinism.' If you have an instinct to do it, it must be evolved adaptation. Liberals subscribe to Darwinism not because it's science, which they hate, but out of some wishful thinking. Darwinism lets them off the hook morally.

Ann Coulter, Godless: The Church of Liberalism 78 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

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Quote# 12202

[Fundie to English translation: homosexuality destroys the sanctity of heterosexual furry marriage!]

How it happened was this. Last year I commissioned a story from a furry writer I happened to run into at Further Confusion '06 [...]

there were these two characters of mine, who happen to be gay, and for no reason in the world he diverted for half a page into stressing how they were "married" and wore wedding rings and had a wedding ceremony and on and on. Now I have nothing against gay people AT ALL, hell like I say these characters of mine are gay, but I have BIG reservations with the hot topic of gay marriage, oh boy do I ever, but this isn't the time to go into it except to say I believe it is wholly immoral.

alvero, Livejournal 53 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 12203

[Note: this guy is a right-wing fundie]

Republicans are Christian and to believe there is a seperation between Chruch and State is to believe that gravity exist.

Tanner, MySpace 37 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: ssdexecutor

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Quote# 12205

[Sexual tips and tricks from the Iraqi magazine al Sedaqa]

No man should ever look directly at his wife's private parts, or his son will be born blind.

Ghufran Dikan Abbas, Telegraph.co.uk 57 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Huffers

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Quote# 12209

Athiests are arrogant and condescending, that's why NOBODY wants to be one, except the worst of the worst.

You're SURE there's no God, like your racist buddy Darwin, comrade Stalin, and your good buddy Fidel.

UnAmericanYOU, Renew America 53 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Tak, the Hideous New Girl

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Quote# 12211

[I have no idea if you are right or wrong, but you made a very specific claim there. You said that the CGG has stated that their goal is wolrd govt under UN control. Please show me where the CGG has stated that]

After all of the wild-eyed, unsubstantiated BS you lefties excrete about global warming and almost any other subject and after the many times that you lefties have been caught indulging in intellectual dishonesty, how dare you make such demands?

Naturalized-Texan, Free Conservatives 21 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Michael

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Quote# 12212

Let's get the facts.

Palentologists recently discovered fresh meat in a T-Rex thigh bone allegedly 60 million years old, anthropologists discovered fresh Homo Erectus skeletons in Flores Island which are so recent they can be dated to less than the last Ice Age, and natives in New Guinea have documented recent sightings of what can only be a pterodactyl.

Yep, facts are being discovered right as we speak which are challenging to the faiths of many, and which validate the accounts written in the Bible.

Are you willing to accept them?

Jibaro, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 37 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 12214

I agree that if you have a 6 year old that thinks they are gay... then the police need to be notified... because you have a pediphile in the family. There is only way way to know if a child is gay. So while the Child is still a child... what values will you teach them? Children learn by example... and if the example is that men are sperm donars and fathers are worthless.. then the female has a much greater chance of treating men WHEN THEY GET OLDER as such... and the male has a greater chance of having NO RESPECT for women. Which FYI is EXACTLY why divorce is so high today. We are failing our children... and raising them that failure is ok and that failure should be embraced.

Dhoppe, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 23 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 12220

Homosexuality is not a disorder, its not natural. The Bible condemns homosexuality and any kind of sexual immorality whether its pornography, fornication, lust etc. Homosexuality is a spirit. Yes a spirit. HOw? Why do men/women feel the urge to be with a same sex parnter? It is not their urge, it is the spirit of homosexuality oppressing and depressing them...along with the spirit of deciet that tells that they cannot get help.

gotvision, AnointedYouth 34 Comments [6/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: ryan

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Quote# 12177

Once again, I would think a 22 year old to show more maturity and better debate skills. Only Christianity considers Christianity to be the One, True Religion because it IS. Give me excerpts from other books claiming themselves to be the one, true religion.

Tsu, Naruto Forums 40 Comments [6/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Winston Jen

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Quote# 12184

We were never ever ordained to be a "democracy",but a "republic" in the vision of our founding fathers.."democratic process"..is code for socialism, which is code for communism..which is code for anarchy and which is code for a nation ruled by an elitist dictatorship under such as an emporer, king..where citizens do not have a vote or say in their rights to anything..

In a republic the leadership works for the people and the people run the government with their vote..so the obvious tact that was forseen, planned and pursued..formulated as far back as the 1950's which was to gain control of the votes..and capitalism was the path set down to achieve this purpose, not liberalism..all that remained was indoctrination to the acceptance of such a mentality that would embrace this abdication of rights..and it began with the objective to pursue the corruption of what is right and what a right is by dismembering the responsibility for those rights..as God said all along.."money is the root of all evil"..

Amazedgrace56, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [6/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Anti-Goth

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Quote# 12187

If you wish to believe that the grand canyon and its layers were formed over millions of years you are perfectly welcome to believe that, however it's just a fairytale, a canyon has never been seen to form that way. In terms of the marine fossils, which don't take millions of years to form, if you want to believe they came about because over millions of years the continents sank then came back up again, entirely up to you, but it's total imagination.

John Wisener, Analysis of Kent Hovind 24 Comments [6/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 12188

Government intrusion in family affairs is a big problem.

Not that I advocate abuse, but why can’t we smack the crap out of our kids anymore?

Bob Parks, Mens Daily News 40 Comments [6/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: ryan

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Quote# 12190

[The discussion, believe it or not, is about Tolkien slash fanfiction.]

The earth was NOT populated through incest. If you recall, when Cain was rejected by God, he was literally sent away to a different place. The Bible then says that Cain had a wife. Dude, that obviously means that GOD MADE MORE PEOPLE! The Bible simply doesn't contain details about them. DUH, if you read Genesis chapter 4, it lists Adam and Eve as having 3 sons, and NO DAUGHTERS!

PUH-LEASE...God HATES gay/incest...why do you think He destroyed Soddom and Gomorrah? He wouldn't have the earth populated through incest...sheesh.

Sheeshers, FanFiction.Net 53 Comments [6/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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