Quote# 12142

[posted on June 5, 2006]

7 year apocolypse!!! 6-6-06 will mark the coming of something big in the world, 2009 will start World War 3, 2012 comet comes headed to earth but is destroyed by a Laser Gun which there already starting to make as we speak, but the comet is not totally destroyed and will kill almost all of us on the planet, by 2013 there is not much of left, therefore it will start a new generation of people and alot of rebuilding. All of this comes from Bible, and now there making movies such as The Day after tomorrow, The Davinci Code, and so on.. There doing that just to get us prepared for whats to come in the future..so were not scared. The only people that will be safe is our Gov. and the President cause they have a place go when things are going to be bad of whats to come. They know its coming too, the comet is already heading for us, but it will finally make land fall on December 21,2012.

chad_80-1, IMDB 68 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zoe

Quote# 12146

whats wrong with useing hell fire and hate ful messages to preach the gospel of Christ? all that matters is that these people are saved and not taken into a satanic world of lies and deceit.

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 38 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 12147

[Alright, Fred Phelps is a hate mongering piece of shit, but vigilante executions are not the solution. In saying that, here's an open letter from Gonzo67 to Westboro Baptist Church:]

I pray that one day I see you and your group here in Gaffney South Carolina picketing a Military Funeral. I know you're nothing but a scum bag piece of shit PRETENDING to be a man of the cloth. Your church and your congregation is nothing but an affront to God. Your claim of acting in God's name is a direct INSULT to God.

I know your game. Picket the funeral. Piss off the grieving father and mother, upset the grieving brothers, until someone attacks and strikes you. Then you sue the family, you sue the police, you sue the city and county. You're not doing "God's Work". You just like every other crooked fuking piece of shit out there. Making money off the suffering of others.

But please, if you feel your cause is just, PLEASE come do one of your cute little protests in Gaffney South Carolina. I Beg you. Because I will attend. And when you see me, it will be just a 1 second trigger pull until you are face to face with the God you profess to be working for, and his judgment will not be as merciful as mine was.

And Please bring that worthless pack of shit you call a congregation with you. Because I have enough bullets to put one in each of their heads as well. The men, the women, and those cute little kids you got brain washed. Every one of them will stand behind you when you have to face your god and answer for the pain and the heartache you have spread across this country all for a mere buck.

I beg you, one last time. Come put on your dog and pony show here in Gaffney South Carolina. And I'm going to end all your worldly troubles you worthless fuking piece of shit.

Waiting for you...

Blaine Kessler

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 41 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: King Jones

Quote# 12150

You claim that God doesn't exist, therefore nothing you say is valid or credible.....

HoldOnMyHeart, IMDb 32 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12156

How life arose is unknown, how could that be from a bunch of know it alls? Who would question everything biblical. For as much smug hand waving over the authority of the scripture, you don't know how life came into being? Yet you will trumpet the theory of evolution all over the world, as if it's prove able, when you haven't even observed how all this life can start.

Yet you tell me I don't know anything.

Godidit is looking better all the time.

Patriarch Verlch, IIDB 23 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 12157

Men should stick to blue and women should stick to pink. We dress babies in the right colors so why can't we do the same as adults? It is a sin to wear clothes that belongs to the opposite sex and women are particularly bad at violating this rule. Men don't wear dresses (apart from a few sickos) so why should females wear pants? It's a sin! Most women today are transvestites and abominations. [...]

So please dress like a man if you are a man and dress like a woman if you are woman and stop flaunting your satanic lifestyle and defiance of God. Thanks.

XenonII, Perspectives.com 102 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: seeker

Quote# 12160

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

Kiev Ma, Reuters 76 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge

Quote# 12161

According to natural law abortion is an act of violence that takes the right to life of an innocent child. It is called natural law murder. Taking the life of another in order to protect the innocent is considered justified homicide according to natural law. The government's duty is to ensure the natural rights of its peope. The violation of the natural law rights of the people were the justification for the United States to declare and fight for their Independence against Britian. Why can you libertine atheist and your allies not renounce murdering the children of the people of the United States.

[After being advised that the courts might not find it as "justifiable homicide" and that he is basically nuts he responds]

I am for riot and rebellion where we hang the judges. I am sure we will have quite the cheering section. War against the tyrannical oppressor and his dogs is the answer to genocide not vigilantism. The Declaration of Independence provides the blue print. It is too bad the you have chosen to side against the ideals of freedom which our founders fought and died for. [...]

You must regard the founders of the United States as being equivalent to Muslim fanatics as I paraphrased the Declaration of Independence. Eric Rudolph and Hill were vigilantes and chose to take the law into their own hands. They were not even strategically skilled about it. They should have bombed federal court houses and killed federal judges who are the real tyrants. If you are going to rebel against the government doesn't it make sense to actually fight the government. [...]

The government is destructive of the natural rights of the people and to remedy this I advise war and riots. This is provided that diplomacy does not work. I was criticizing Eric Rudolph and Hill on their choice of targets as federal judges and federal courthouses made so much more sense since they are the originators of the legislation Rudolph and Hill objected to. [...]

War for a just cause has been a tenet of mainstream Christianity for a very long time. The genocide that has been going on in the United States for over three decades is more than a just cause for war. There is a simple solution. Stop the genocide or face war.

kerwin, Renew America 43 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs

Quote# 12162

Abortion and gay rights are issues 1 & 2 for me! Why? B/c both are an abomination to God. If we go down the tubes, it won't be b/c of illegal immigrants, socialism, or terrorists, etc., but b/c we as a nation thumb our nose at God about abortion and gay rights.

dajoga, Free Conservatives 31 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12166

you are implying that we override all moral standards of living just so homsexuals can spread Aids, leave poopy condoms everywhere, have anal sex in front of innocent children. If we set this example for children and call it "very good" we tell them that a man and a woman do not need to breed to continue humanity. How many more churches have to be burnt down before you liberals finally get it?

Origen, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 61 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12171

[To a girl making a joke that she attends churches supporting gay marriage]

I will expose all of you Barbara Streissand loving sinners.

Tanner, Myspace 24 Comments [6/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12116

Pit Bulls have been known to do some real damange to children. As a result of this there are cities that would like to ban the Pit Bull. The only problem IS that science can not give us a test to determine what is a Pit Bull. Even the different catagories of dogs do not really fit as far as guard dogs, hunting dogs, sheep dogs and so forth. It is clear that there are a lot of dogs that just do not fit into a convenient catagory and they are difficult to classify.

So if science can not tell us what is and what is not a pit bull, then why should we trust them when they try to tell us that one species evolved into another?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 29 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 12122

[on the topic of a new group to combat sexual perversion]

i think the group is a good idea.. helping people get away from the problem of being a homo.

Viva para adorar, adorar vivir., MySpace 22 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaclyn

Quote# 12126

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Robert Tilton, Success N Life 46 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers

Quote# 12128

I'm no scientist but after reading the forum replies about no gravity being the cause, I believe the real cause could be that God rotated the planet sideways where the North And South Poles meet the equator - the hottest part of the area - making the polar ice regions melt huge amounts of frozen sea water. It's a shame Noah did not board the human-like ape, otherwise it would prove their existence some 7 million years ago.

Quasicentennial, Christian Forums 36 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 12130

["Are lions and leopards different kinds?"]

It depends... Through 1,000 generations of breeding... can you take two lions and breed their offspring into a leopard?

If yes, then they are the same creature with some individuals expressing the traits of a lion and some expressing traits of a leopard (like how some people are white and some people are black... we're both people... but it would take a long time to breed a family of all white people until they get black offspring... it can happen though by selectively breeding the darker children with eachother.

The Gregorian, Christian Forums 26 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 12131

[The rest of the post includes calculations]

Einstein says E=MC^2.... right? Energy=Mass x speed of light squared[..]

My question is why does einstein butt 'light' into everything? Why not just say E=M times a certain number?

The Gregorian, Christian Forums 36 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 12132

[Also consult Numbers 31 where a whole tribe of people, including the elderly and children are slaughtered. The only survivors were the virginal women, who were later raped by the “just and perfect” Moses and his men. Is that what you want your children reading on Sunday?"]

Moses wasn't perfect. o_O He was a murderer. And I don't know, maybe rape wasn't a sin yet.

arrowed, Myspace 44 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12137

Sorry, bad design. You aren't thinking about what's best for kids, you are only thinking about your own selfish political agenda.

Its not discrimination, its using good judgement.

When Johnny turns 10, he will talk to his friends who have a mommy and a daddy. Then he will ask his two daddies, "Daddies? Why don't I have a mommy?" The daddies will reply, "We don't value a mommy in our family, and we didn't value your need for a mommy either."

Sorry, that's what you get in a gay family.

It only serves yourself. Kids deserve a better design.

Don't you have any compassion for the needs of children? Again, a child NEEDS a mother and a father. THAT'S a good design.

Jo-Mama, Myspace 37 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandie

Quote# 12138

and in all honisty i dont think being gay is somthing natural, people thinking that they are gay most likly happened from eating em foods or some crap which the human race has done to this earth

jamie, Myspace 32 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 12140

i think the devil has all different age gorups of anti-christ cuz the devil doesn't know when god is coming. so like a older person if god comes in 2 weeks or something. a middle age 1 in case god comes in 2 years or 5 or wutever, a younger 1 in case god comes in 20-30 years from now, and a baby in case god come 60-90 years from now. cuz no 1 knows not even the devil, hes preparing al of them until that 1 day comes.........well thats just wut i think

~SK8ER_4_LIFE~, Myspace 29 Comments [6/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12099

[After insisting that human reproductive rates show YEC to be true because of rapid growth in more recent times, and being countered with the fact that reproduction rates aren't steady, or the world would be overrun with bacteria...]

Bacteria aren't humans. Obviously, human beings, compared to how many offspring they breed on average, have a greater population growth rate then any other organism on earth. That's why.

shinbits, Christian Forums 42 Comments [6/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12103

personally i love comic books and i am a huge fan of the X-Men movies, even though i know they are illogical because evolution is not even scientific.

poetrygrl, e-team Revolution 29 Comments [6/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zadius

Quote# 12108

Science for all purposes are bunk. Only word of GOD rules. As such global warming theory is bunk The second coming of Jesus Christ theory (as noted in the bible) is proven and fact, and must be materialized.

Left Behind Advocate, Political Animal 33 Comments [6/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 12109

[After someone says they would beat a guy into a coma for wearing blush or eyeliner]

Don't settle for a coma, be a real republican and beat him to death. Mercy is for democrats

Just Joe, Myspace 66 Comments [6/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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