Quote# 12111

They all should be taken out back and shot because in America we appreciate the fact that we live a life that the the whole world envy. Whoever doesn't stand for the pledge is not an American and is probably a homo, Muslim or related to Michael Moore. Fags

Tanner, Myspace 56 Comments [6/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 12082

Why do we not live 2,000 years and only about 80 years?

Because if we lived 2,000 years we would have had enough time to keep our souls going on for even longer through technology and our our own strength without reliance on God, even though we would still be sinning.

This actually makes sense to me. Wow!

Troy, Biblocality 246 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 12084

What is twisted and warped, is how anyone could possibly think that anyone could ever be a slave against his will.

Slavery is always a choice.

People who choose not to be slaves, who choose to defend themselves, who value freedom, are never, ever, slaves.

History shows that to be the case in 100% of the time.

susanann, Christian Forums 50 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 12085

[why God apparently intervenes in trivial matters such as helping a preacher with her heavey luggage, but not intervening to help starving children in Africa]

Does God stop the women from going and getting food for their children? Didn't He create chickens, goats, fruit vegetables, seeds? Is the guilty party God or the people that prevent the women access to the resource? God provides for all...everyone has a choice to take of those provisions...or wait idolly by. Proverbs: the lazy man is even to lazy to feed himself.

wanderphilos, Christian Forums 29 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 12087

[To the tune of the Spice Girls song "Wannabe"]

Yo, He'll tell you what he want What He really, really want

I'll tell you what He want what He really, Really want

He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lost souls saved!

If you want your future, forget your past,
If you wanna be with him, better repent your sins
Now don't go wasting his precious time
Get your act together, we could be just fine

He'll tell you what he want what he really, Really want


He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lose souls saved ah!

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

What you think about that? Now you know how He feel
Say you can handle your sin, are you for real?
I won't be lying, Just give him a try
If you really love Him then He'll say good Job!

Yo, I'll tell you what He want what He really, Really want


He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lose souls saved ah!

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's the story from A to Z you wanna be with him, you gotta
listen carefully we got Love in the place and He loves you very much,
You got everybody here who loves you very much..
Easy sin doesn't come for free that will kill you.
and as for me, haha, i'm saved

get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be his lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, repent, accept, his son, thats it

get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high (uh uh)
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
la la la la la la la

If you wanna be his lover

Spice Boy For JESUS [aka Justin], Myspace 112 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Seth

Quote# 12088

[Irony you could cut with a knife]

What amazes me is how often people reject scientific evidence because it does not confirm their flimsy beliefs. Maybe 100 years from now people will wake up and see what is going on here. When the evidence is so overwelming that they can no longer ignore and disregard it. I know what to look for because I have read and studied the Bible. People who do not read and study their Bible, do not know what to look for.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 31 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: David

Quote# 12091

Female circumcision is not barbaric. It is done for a reason, to keep the female pure. If only we adopted such practices here in the UK, then maybe women would be less inclined toward infidelity and therefore family values would still be an integral part of society. Family values instil a sense of discipline and respect, which we need as a counteraction against the modern trend of zero respect and zero discipline that is undermining the very fabric of our decaying society.

Mr Jangles, BBC News 110 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

Quote# 12093

dogs and kangaroos are the same main species....animals.

micro vs macro.....God's design.

can you not read ???

Theme_Investor, Yahoo! Message Boards 34 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: devlsadvoct

Quote# 12095

What if I told you I tore the wings off of a fly. It probably wouldn't take a load off your conscience. However, according to Darwinian evolution man is no morally different than animals, such as flies. Would it really matter then if a man had his testicles torn up? Apparently not.

Frank Walton, Atheism Sucks! 31 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: arthur

Quote# 12097

I would rather put my .38 pistol in a child's room than put a computer or a television set there. The devil's crowd is working how to get to your children.

Brother Richard Emmett, Guardian Unlimited 48 Comments [6/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 12028

George Bush is no Christian, born again or otherwise. Rather, he is a Luciferian Illumininist working for the New World Order. The goal of the New World Order is to destroy Christianity and replace it with the worship of Antichrist. [...]

George Bush has one job to accomplish. He was hand-picked by the Luciferian Illuminists to bring in the New World Order, destroy America, and to stir up hatred against Christians and Christianity. The goal is to reduce world population to a mere 500 million. [...]

These days can be equated to the days before the Nazi takeover in Germany. GWB's administration and military is made up of homosexual sadists. Kay Griggs says nobody gets promoted nowadays in the military unless they are willing to participate in homosexual Nazi orgies. The occultic Black Military in their underground cities practices Nazi mind control techniques involving torture and use of children, diabolical breeding experiments.

resistence6, Alternet 66 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Matt T.

Quote# 12048

[The plot of a new Bible-based shoot-'em-up videogame]

Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is "to conduct physical and spiritual warfare"; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice. You have never felt so powerful, so driven by a purpose: you are 13 years old. You are playing a real-time strategy video game whose creators are linked to the empire of mega-church pastor Rick Warren, best selling author of The Purpose Driven Life.

Not Applicable, Talk to Action 79 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 12055

There was a Noah's Arc.
The animals were stored in frozen cryogenic containers, sperm and egg, two of each male and female. Five of each male and female of the clean ones, Read the source. The ship took many years to build. Noah lived over 500 years. I am not sure how many exactly, some body can research and help. The ship probably flew out in orbit, but for us to understand now it was limited to say it floated over the waters, I say it was in orbit around the world while the world went through some changes. When everything settled in the world, life was brought back, including plant species, animal species, and different humanoid species, and re introduced to the world.

VITAL ALTCHEH, Yahoo! Message Boards 74 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 12060

I haven't read that part yet, so I wouldn't know. However, God is God. He created man, therefore he can erase man as well. It's mankind who is messing around with death. Think of it this way: If somebody spent 5 years and ten million dollars making a beautiful clay sculpture, would it be illegal for the creator himself to destroy it? No, as he has a purpose of doing so, but that action would be illegal for somebody else.

Tsu, Naruto Forums 33 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 12065

The Bible Bar is a complete, wholesome food jam packed with nutritional and spiritual goodness. It is based on the seven foods from the Book of Deuteronomy 8:8 “A land of wheat and barley, of vines and fig trees and pomegranates, a land of olive oil and honey.” The Bible Bar is a great way to control hunger pangs while still providing your body with the highest level of biblical nutrition.

Bible Bars, Radio Liberty 50 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Anti-Goth

Quote# 12068

There’s actually overwhelming evidence that dinosaurs have always lived with humans. We simply called them dragons. Man killed most of them, and there may be a few still alive today. The editors of Scientific American need to watch our video number three (Dinosaurs and the Bible) for more about this topic.

Kent Hovind, DrDino.com 43 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 12079

<a href="http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=3359" target="_blank">Kent Hovind makes a complete ass of himself, nothing unusual here</a>.

Kent Hovind, Poetv 28 Comments [6/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed