Quote# 13194

<a href="http://www.family.org/cforum/sherman/" target="_blank">Sherman the Dog debunks homosexuality</a>.

NoMooLies.com, NoMooLies 21 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13135

I have a girlfriend i have been dating for 6months now and meet her on eharmony. she also is a virgin. I find it quite disgusting to even think about dating a non virgin. For me it was either my girlfriend be a virgin or I was prepared to stay single for the rest of my life

WCG777, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: never been there

Quote# 13142

For a long time, I thought the idea of life after death was really bogus. I mean, if your dead, how can you be alive? That don't make any sense at all.

The other day I was listening to the Cannibal Corps's first CD, Eaten back to life. It's the one that has that old classic, Skull full of maggots, on it. Anyway, while listening to it, I realized how God will give us life after death. God will kill the dead back to life.

The way it works is if you are alive and some one kills you, you are then dead. However, if someone kills you after you are already dead, they kill you back to life.

PhenomenalXtronophobus, Christian Forums 58 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13146

[From where did the different races come?]

This reminds me of the question; where did all the languages come from? Years ago, the U.S. government invested millions of dollars to discover "where all languages came from". After millions of dollars, and a ton of research, the scientific study concluded that all languages originated in Babylon.

Of course, all languages did come from Babylon. I could have saved the U.S. government millions of dollars: all the "scientists" needed to do was crack open a Bible to Genesis to know this!

Where did all races originate? From the decendants of Noah; should we pump millions of dollars into a "scientific study" to prove that all mankind originated from the mountains of Ararat?

JoeSaebi, Christian Forums 29 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 13149

Speaking as a believer, I think you are misinterpreting this. The passage does not say that all atheists are fools, it says all fools are atheists.

The term 'Fool' probably means someone who is mentally retarded, as it did when Jesus was alive. The only people who would think that there is no God would have been mentally retarded, and then other atheists simply followed.

Fundamental_H, The Fighting Fundamental Forum 30 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Billybob

Quote# 13151

['The sudden outbreak of new violence in the Middle East may have the unexpected effect of cancelling the week-long homosexual extravaganza WorldPride in Jerusalem, scheduled for August 6 to 12.']

Praise God for the war so that the homos cant go marching...

what a shame to do that in the Holy city...

alrdyreg, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer

Quote# 13153

And you wonder why you lose so many elections?

Here's a hint: Nobody cares about your terrorist supporting, God and Jesus hating, baby killing, flag burning, culture of death.

Take your views to France or Canada where they welcome traitors to America. You are not wanted here.

mr_bambrick, Yahoo! Message Boards 32 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 13154

Well Asadullah, it will not be American guns that will defend the Jews in Israel when the Islamic nations march against Israel in force. The Bible tells us that Russia will some day join with these nations to push the Jews out of the land. These same nations will be armed with nuclear missiles. And they will be the ones calling the shots. On the day these nations march against Israel, the God of the ages will rise up against them, and destroy five sixths of this envading army. In responce, when Russia discovers that their attack on Israel was foiled, they will turn their missiles against America. America and all of her cities will burn, and Americas end will come in one hours time. The world will discover that God allowed the Jews to return so God could show Himself to the World when he defends the Jewish nation. The Jews will discover that the one they rejected, was their God, and all previous Jewish generations are lost. God states that He will protect Israel, BUT NOT FOR THEIR SAKES. God said where ever these people wandered, they polluted may name. God states He will save Israel to magnify His Holy Name, so that all the nations shall know that He alone is God.

campbell34, www.hipforums.com 26 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13157

[Just because you believe it's true doesn't mean it happened, and neither does 400 people claiming to be raised from the dead make it true without evidence. A larger number of people (as far as I know) claim to have seen and/or been abducted by aliens, does that make it true?]

First off it's not 400 people claiming to be resurrected, its 400 folks who were raised from the dead with hundreds if not thousands of eye witnesses.

It's a bit different with UFO's, they don't stick around to testify about it. BUT believe (or don't believe what you want). You follow the old adage, for the non-believer no amount of proof is ever sufficient. For most here no proof is necessary. These things only confirm what we already know.

wcknight, Catholic Answers Forums 25 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13161

T = people do speak in tounges (read: talk in languages that they don't know) and interpret them (read: understand languages they don't know)
G = the Christian God exists

T -&gt; G
~G -&gt; ~T

Because T, therefore G.

SuperTails92, GameFAQs 47 Comments [7/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13107

[How can people possibly think that 1500 years of Christian teachings can be wrong, and what's currently taught in the non-Catholic world is right?]

Maybe there scared of being wrong? Maybe the truth hurts to much!! Some people cannot deal with it on a mental level, they are happy to be in denial. In other words, for some people, it doesn’t matter. Some people think that they are the centre of all truth and that they cannot be wrong, they believe that they are infallible. Some people are paranoid, and think that God will punish them for being Catholic. Some people are sadly brainwashed, and are unable to make reasonable choices for themselves, and they are lead by other peoples logic with out question, and feel guilty if they oppose their teachers. Some people are just spiritual slaves, or feel that it is enough just to believe, and that religion doesn’t really matter, so-long as the church is nice. For some its just pride, pure and simple.

freesoulhope, Catholic Answers Forums 27 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13110

You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales.

CRASH, Theology Online 248 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 13111

There is a newage store here in town. It is a book store I went in there
one day and you could feel the evil in that place. The woman just stared
at me. I think she knew that the spirit in me was not the same spirit that was in her and in that place. This is a very small town and I have been praying for that store to close its doors. It is leading so many down the wrong path.

godgirl2, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13114

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWqeuUAT0d4" target="_blank">Vernon Robinson's Republican campaign advertisement</a>.

Vernon Robinson, YouTube 25 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 13120

[Regarding the editors of the New York Times]

I prefer a firing squad, but I'm open to a debate on the method of execution. A conviction for treason would be assured under any sensible legal system.

Ann Coulter, AnnCoulter.com 48 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201

Quote# 13121

I agree with gay rights: they have the right to repent, leave that life style, and turn to to God requesting forgiveness since homosexuality is a sin like any other act of rebellion to God and His word.

psalms7_17, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13127

That is the most stupid "theory" I have ever heard.

Are people "jealous" of child molesters?
Are they "jealous" of people who **** goats?
Are they "jealous" of people who like to get tied up and beaten?

Fags, are perverts.
It was classified as a mental illness until the marxists took our
universities, and proffesional associations.

First the fags just wanted to be left alone, and I was okay with that.
Next, they demanded special protection under the law.
Now they want to turn the institution of marrige into a joke.

They persecute the Boy Scouts, for god's sake, simply for saying
faggotry is incompatible with scouting.
The Pink Panthers are a hateful little clique of perverted freaks.

The "Love that can not speak its name",
now refuses to shut the hell up.
They should start burning you "people" at the stake (again).

VigoIndy, Stormfront 38 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martyn

Quote# 13132

[When asked why God does not use his powers to open all people up to Jesus]

The reason is not known to me, but I would say that the element of coercion to get someone or something to love you devalues the worth of love itself.

kristiangrrl, Livejournal 34 Comments [7/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13078

Dear Mr Celluloid:

My straight marriage bond is lessened by a gay couple marrying, because now there's a guy in that marriage who is considered the same as my wife is in my marriage. Everyone knows he is really a she, but because of politics we're all going to pretend that he has a vagina and mounds on his chest and can reproduce, since that's what the word "woman" has always meant, not to mention the word "wife."

If you don't get it, dude, the debasement of common sense, of the English language and of human reason happens when we all play "let's pretend" so that somebody can feel like he's something he isn't. My marriage gets "lessened," as you put it, because we're all colluding by force and with no constitutional backing in adjusting reality to suit the whims of one bunch over another.

Politics should never be about whose tantrum will win today.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 49 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: SK

Quote# 13081

God is love, but he also is just. He responds to every error with destructive punishment -- upon the sinner or upon Christ as substitute for those who believe.

[Why should I believe what you say is true?]

If you don't, God will destroy you.

Quick, Christian Forums 40 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 13082

I would prefer all of them to be dead...and their blood to soil the streets of their called streets. Those streets that they themselves invaded.

If Israel was not so close to their hills....I would support a nuke strike on the Gaza plains and to see all of these Arabs suffer horribly. The way they have attacked Israel, the way they made us suffer via 9/11 (and their 9/11 dancing). To see to Arabs suffer via radition poisioning would make my heart glad. Right down to their babies suffering). Minions of Satan like that do not deserve to live to kill Jews or Americans.

They are not humans to me.

Foquet, Free Conservatives 59 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13084

Now, after much time has elapsed, and I understand the tremendous error of their thinking, I feel like such a fool for ever thinking that their high intelligence and much learning was something to be desired in my fellow church members.

CountryPerson, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zen

Quote# 13085

[In response to <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060714/sc_afp/swedenspainscience_060714171218" target="_blank">this</a> article.]

These DNAs could be faked. These scientists are out to decieve you by spiltting them to make them older and planting a bear's teeth in the cave.

A T Thunderbird, Ex-Christian.net 26 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13086

get away! You are only a person being used by the devil! Jesus will over come!

living4God, BattleCry 25 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13087

Is this a true or a false statement: Evolution is False? If you could prove Evolution to be ture, then the statement would be false. But science can not prove evolution or anything else to be true. So, if your choice is true or false, then the statement "Evolution is False" would become a true statement.

[Someone comments about how idiotic that statement is above]

Of course what you call "formal logic" we call deception. So don't be so convinced that your "logic" reflects the truth.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 30 Comments [7/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro