Quote# 14016

(Why doesn't God come out of the sky and stop abortions?)

Because stopping the horror of abortion is our responsibility, not His.

We are the ones who created this modern-day holocaust. It's up to us to stop it.

Julia Encarnacion, Yahoo! Answers 13 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 14017

What is the world coming to when you have people comparing straight (normal) people to the likes of a menacing, group who practices violence and hatred. Homosexuality is an abomination which goes against both the laws of God and nature. Gays are always quick to play the role of the helpless victim with their constant claims of discrimination, when in all actuality they are the ones doing the discriminating. They want to walk over every man, woman and child with ethics and morals who arent' going to tolerate their crap.

cave man, Yahoo! Answers 19 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 14020

At least one person here thinks that being Straight is eqivalent to being in the KKK. Why?
Yesterday I asked if it was OK for students to wear "Straight Pride" T-shirts to school.

Dannii n Sac responded: "No that is pretty much the same as someone walking into school with a KKK outfit."

What is it with the sheer intolerance and bigotry displayed by so many gays and their advocates?

If they're not threatening their debate opponents with choking and acid facials, if they're not hurling racist slurs at opponents who (like me) happen not to be white, they're comparing straight people to the Klan.

I thought you folks were the big champions of respect and tolerance. But I guess many of you just want to receive those things, but don't want to give them.

Julia Encarnacion, Yahoo! Answers 20 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 14022

Did you know that the Bible has often been many steps ahead of science?
Leviticus 17:11: “For the life of the body is in its blood. I have given you the blood on the altar to purify you ... It is the blood, given in exchange for a life that makes purification possible.” For centuries after these words were written, scientists were bleeding the sick with leeches.

Job 28: 24, 25: “For he looked to the ends of the earth, and saw under the whole heaven, to make the weight for the winds; and he weighed the waters by measure.” Long after these words were written, scientists maintained that air is weightless. Eventually they caught up to the Bible and realized that air has weight.

Job 38: 19, 20: “Where does light come from, and where does darkness go? Can you take each to its home?” When God asked these questions of Job, he was showing him that light travels. It would take scientists many years to figure that out.

Isaiah 40:22 says, “God sits above the circle of the earth." For centuries after Isaiah, scientists thought it was flat.

Julia Encarnacion, Yahoo! Answers 23 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 14025

All of this just shows how discontent we are as Americans. I am blessed to be one of the "middle-class" and thank God everyday for the opoortunity to be so. So I know it seems like it is easy to say that, but what I ahve found is that those who are condsidered poor are more often content and grateful for what they have than middle calss folks. That is, they are until governement tells them they "deserve" more. All we truly deserve is death, so anything beyond that is a blessing.

John, WorldMagBlog 23 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14027

[In response to a post about the latest failed plan to stabilize Iraq]

Well, we can always go with plan B - my plan B and that would be - if they are not going to join us here in this century and stop acting like rabid animals and STOP with the violence, hatred, bombing, and fighting- destroy the whole place and all that are there (after getting all of our and our allied troops out first, of course) Maybe that would do it.
Ungrateful pigs.

lynnfromgeorgia, American Conservative Forum 25 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14029

[A Creationist's take on] The Evolutionists' Prayer

Take me, Oh father, father of death...my beloved Natural Selection....mold and shape me by thine heavenly accidental powers...Caress me with your randomness. Father, take me to an unexplored world teeming with randomly-mutating lifeforms. Place me at the edge of thine virgin swamp that teems with smelly dead bones and rotting carcasses. Allow me to cascade naked through your wildnerness in search of more distant rotting swamps, that may reveal your true randomness.

Let me saunter with no purpose to the edge of a random tree-lined village of bug-picking, knuckle-dragging primates who are unaware of their awarenss, who are unmindful of their minds, who are unconcious of their conscousness. Let me witness their glorious orgies among different primate species where thine naturalistic love-juice is implanted in a variety of different homind species.

father, protect me from any unwelcome intelligence. Let my purpose be in your imaginary hands. Let me live by thine foundation of almighty accidental authority. Allow me to be controlled and dominated over forces that have no absolutely control. And please blind me, father, that thine accidental foundation of chance will somehow give me a randomly-mutated foundation of logic.

Finally father Natural Selection, I just pray that you will give me thine heavenly reward for a life of blind faith. It's not so easy to rationalize that the human mind could emerge from cattails in the swamp, but through your lack of wisdom, I am able to see it all happen in my mind. father, allow my very being to be nothing more than rotting corpse for all of eternity to witness. May you give me the ultimate reward of having bugs crawl happily through my eyesockets until all my flesh is completely stripped. May I lay in my box undisturbed by any metaphysical promise of future life.

Thank you father for allowing me to live randomly. Thank you for selecting me. Thank you for allowing me to be one of your fittest. In your randomness, Amen

supersport, Christian Forums 45 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14031

[responding to a poster who claims that pro-choice people are misled]

Yeah, and an abortion is a 'simple procedure'. The difference between me and you Buck, is that I dont cuddle overt sin or sinners. Your Bible passages are used to make yourself feel vindicated for not standing up to evil. I cant resist, Paul and the vipers was an episode where Paul is suffering persecution. He wasnt turning a blind eye on evil because it has free will. Only when you are seeking approval do you babble righteousness. Give me 'the what for' in name calling, while calling me names. How is someone forced into an abortion? You are giving excuses. Which is what I called out. Pro-choice also means 'absent of consequense' and you affirm that with your foolish 'forced into it' reason.

"Not everyone who is pro-abortion/pro-choice is evil", is about the most asinine statement made by you yet. I cant think of a better measuring stick in determining evil than how one will treat the "most defenseless of us". "Mis-led?" another excuse, typical.


The castration of women offends you like the explaination of homo sex offends you. If the concern of being barefoot and pregnant is so horrific, hell, just remove your ovaries. That is how we prevent dogs from getting pregnant, and they survive just fine. That is not a complicated procedure, and both sides of the issue would be solved. Confused, we will play with your 'pretend faith' on another day.

I was reading on the AIDS in Africa. Your exposed breast culture statement seems to be the very thing exploited, thus making AIDS the epidemic it is there. It seems there is a 1 in 3 chance that a baby can contract AIDS through breast milk. So, encouraging breast feeding will only insure that babies will contract AIDS over there. The 'education' in caring for children is taught by teaching mother's proper breast feeding principles. Seeing that the breast is always exposed insures that the baby can go to the 'AIDS well' without hinderance.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 25 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14033

Nonsense, antibiotics were around a long time before Darwin. For example Arab horse boys used "penicillin" to treat saddle sores on horses for a long time. If anything give them credit for antibotics, not Darwin. Evolution had nothing to do with it at all.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 26 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14034

Matthew 21:21
So Jesus answered and said to them, "Assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but also if you say to this mountain, 'Be removed and be cast into the sea,' it will be done.

I always wondered about moving a mountain into the sea. I am sure that 2,000 years ago they really wondered about this. Yet now Science has shown that the Bible is true. In Hong Kong they needed to build a new airport. But they had no place to build. So they took a mountain and threw it into the sea and created enough level man made island to build an airport.

The Hong Kong airport is now the biggest building in the world. When we were there they had just opened it up, so there was still a lot of construction left to do. But it is amazing what they are able to build in China. It took them about 18 months to level the mountain.

Someone somewhere had enough faith to move the mountain and cast it into the sea. Science has shown the Bible to be true. It was science in fact that moved the mountain. So in this case science was a instramental part in showing the Bible to be true.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 26 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 14036

[It's warmer than it's been since we began recording temperatures. We know this because the polar caps are rapidly melting, for example.

Is it a natural, cyclical event? Who knows! But I'm not going to deny global warming exists just because the liberals are capitalizing on it, or just because Rush Limbaugh says it ain't so. Believe it or not, scientists are occasionally right.

Global warming fits perfectly with many of the birth pangs described in the Bible, and also with the Bible's description of men "cursing the sun" and being "scorched by the sun's heat" in the Scriptures. Also with prophecies such as Luke 21, in which we're warned of men being perplexed by the "roaring and tossing of the waves". (Probably hurricanes, also caused by the warming) Then there are the famines described in the Bible, and other plagues which would go hand-in-hand with a climatic change.

Maybe they are cyclical changes! Who cares? It's still "global warming", even if it's not caused by man-made pollutants. The Bible plainly tells us that it will heat up, and that there will be major climatic changes. So why is it so easy for some to believe that we're seeing the beginning of the "wars and rumors of wars", pestilences, earthquakes, persecution against Christians, et cetera, yet so difficult to believe that the climate's changing? It's all a foreshadowing of what's to come.]



<applauding smilie> Finally! Someone with some reasoning!

Medic911, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored

Quote# 14038

Since the rapture is so close...

Should I not worry about getting my wisdom teeth surgically extracted, they cause pain, but it is on and off pain. I do not trust general anesthesia in an office setting, but thats the only way the doctor would be able to block the pain,anyway if we are going to probably going to be raptured before the end of the year why bother with it haha. Also, I have always wondered why God gave us wisdom teeth when we don't need them.

RocketGirl, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 14039

This was Gods plan! Man and Woman!.. Not Man and Man or Woman and Woman.. It was never even an option! what made it an option in your life is you submitting to sick God forsaken thoughts.. and these same acts you think are harmless God takes very takes seriously.. Even animals stick to Gods code.. you're breaking HIS law and sending yourself to never ending nightmare called HELL. REPENT!

Gods Servant, Yourgoingtohell.com 32 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Moses

Quote# 14040

Because the scientists interpret the evidence under a confirmation bias. If they found a dino fossil next to a human fossil, they would just sweep it under the rug. I'm sure they've found human and dinosaur bones in the same layers, it just doesn;t make it to published articles.

[One post later...]

There are no actual layers, the geological timescale is pure fabrication. Sure, there may be pockets where certain animals are more prevelant, that's just due to the regions where those creatures lived before the great flood.

Bible Defender, Christian Forums 19 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 14041

I read somewhere that they have discovered a gene for people who are better dancers than others. Now the clan bear concept of evoluton is that the cave man beats the cave women over the head with his club and drags her off to force her to have babies. I think that genetics falsify that.

Judges 21:21
and watch; and just when the daughters of Shiloh come out to perform their dances, then come out from the vineyards, and every man catch a wife for himself from the daughters of Shiloh; then go to the land of Benjamin.

This story in the Bible talks about men who picked their wife by watching them dance. This story along with the DNA evidence where it looks like people who can dance have a selective advantage.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 28 Comments [8/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 13955

I am glad everyone is so jocular as this most unholy alliance between the homosexuals and the corporations is formed....powerful corporations like Ford are working to undermine Christian values and promote outright degeneracy, yet the word "lobby" is more fun to play with for the children...

Defensor Fidei, Christian Forums 20 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nightson

Quote# 13956

So you don’t like Alan, eh? Is it because he espouses Christian Rights as opposed to those who suppress Christianity? That is what many homosexuals intend in any political agenda. I am both a homophobe (proud of it) and a person that believes in individual Rights. How does one find a balance when each group believes the other is entirely degenerate? Both Christians (Evangelical and Fundamentalist anyway) and homosexuals do consider the other deviant. The first based on Biblical interpretation the later based on secular humanistic relativity. So how does one measure liberty among such mutual aversion?

You cannot find an equitable measure as the two ways of living are significantly mutually exclusive. The answer lies in electoral community standards. I must stress the answer does not lie in a legislative judiciary, rather within the community. In most of America that excludes homosexuals. There are pockets that would accept homosexuality as a community in America. The answer is about community and liberty. General liberty to all, measured liberty in the community. General liberty is the right to believe and speak universally, communal liberty is specific to location.

The idea will probably be unacceptable to both groups. That is also the problem in Afghanistan: Mohammedanism and Western Christianity are mutually exclusive in concepts of life on a socio-political/religious scale.

(Note, the logical flaws in this arguement got badly thrashed in the following posts.)

TheWay2k, Positive Liberty 22 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback

Quote# 13958

One of the more positive features of a debate is the chance to see the candidates side by side and having them simultaneously be presented and respond to the issues.

We must be aware, however, that one of the more negative results of a debate is that the “victor” may be determined by his ability to debate & dodge the issues rather than his ability to present solutions to the issues at hand.

In spiritual warfare, it is critically important to remember who our primary enemy is and how he operates. Our primary enemy is not people, their plans, or their behaviors. It is Satan and his forces of evil (Eph.6: 12). Satan seldom identifies himself and he always uses deception to achieve his objectives.

For reasons to be explained further in detail, luring a Christian into a debate is a satanic trap. Debating appeals to the pride and arrogance of our fallen nature as it affords one the opportunity to show everyone how wise we are and how foolish everyone else is who may hold differing opinions. While leading the Christian to believe that he is fighting the “good fight” (1Tim.1: 18 NIV) and exercising his faith via debate, the satanic objective is to cause needless (2Tim.2: 23) divisions and “arguments” (Col.2: 4 NIV) among believers and to use the equal opportunity afforded to him in the debate forum to spread and/or reinforce his false doctrines.

Hislittleangel, War of the Angels 15 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Garret

Quote# 13959

As far as I am concerned if an answer to a question isn't in the bible, then the you have no business asking the question.

spreadingtheword, 123 Christian Forums 45 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: DVDA

Quote# 13960

Did you guys know that the fallen angels offspring were 'empty vessels'?

Ancient sumeria wrote about how the "gods" in their days created things next to humans to serve them as a robot would?

Gives some merit to the alien abduction 'theories'.

veilhawk, War of the Angels 14 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Moses

Quote# 13963

The Iranian president [Mahmoud Ahmadinejad] recalled being told about it by one of his delegation: "When you began with the words ‘in the name of Allah,' I saw a light coming, surrounding you and protecting you to the end."

Ahmadinejad agreed that he sensed the same thing.

"On the last day when I was speaking, one of our group told me that when I started to say 'Bismillah Muhammad,' he saw a green light come from around me, and I was placed inside this aura," he says. "I felt it myself. I felt that the atmosphere suddenly changed, and for those 27 or 28 minutes, all the leaders of the world did not blink. When I say they didn't move an eyelid, I'm not exaggerating. They were looking as if a hand was holding them there, and had just opened their eyes – Alhamdulillah!"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, WorldNetDaily 38 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13964

The theory of dinosaurs came along in the mid 1800's just before the time Darwin begain imagining the ape scenario. A young scientist envisioned an enormous creature in his mind and set about trying to find it. He was met with much skepticism and no real evidence until he found something that looked like a skull but he wasn't sure. So he set about trying to create a creature from that skull, all the while, his wife believing he was insane, which of course, he was, thus re-inforcing the phrase "mad scientist."

So after many years of gathering different bones, the dinosaur was created. Never mind that there's absolutely no way to know if those bones came from one animal or several animals. All that mattered was creating a fictitious monster out of any bones that were found and passing it aong as the truth so he can get his name in science books. Scientists even admit that some of the skeletons were "missing" so they added other bones from other animals to complete their design. This is not science. It's called; artwork. And it's very creative artwork at that! Some of those creatures are hilarious and any design is possible because there were no witnesses! But unfortunately, it's no different than kids finding sticks in the woods and creating anything they want from them. And most people see that as children's imaginations (which it is), but if those children had letters after their names, then people would claim they were "brilliant, just brilliant." And this is all palentologists do.

Then they assign each creature a name ( and the longer the better to show how intelligent they are but they more accurately describe the size of their egos than any real living creature) and decide which ones were herbivores, carnivores, or omnivores. So how can they know what these animals ate? :confused: The answer is that they can't know. They have simply made it up. And all they have to do is use the letters after their names and they can pass anything along as the truth. :)

So these fictitious beasts are in every science book in elementary school and passed along as facts instead of artwork. And people have been so brainwashed to believe them as facts, they can't see the forest through the trees that there's no way to prove them whatsoever. The various bones have all been positioned and glued together to depict the imagination fo the artist. There's no way to tell if these bones were all from the same animal or one animal. Even today, scientists have to extract DNA to see if the bones they find from a dead body all belong to the same person! So the one thing scientists have that is undeniable and that is an imagination. But it's hardly science. Palentologists would make more money working for Steven Spielberg than spending their times on hot deserts. ;)

Carico, CARM 48 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13965

[a Christian gives her opinion on scientists]

yes...but remember guys....we are waiting for them to make dirt...when they can create dirt outta nothing....then I might read their article....is it okay to totally loathe scientists??? I know I should pray for them....but sometimes...I'd like to send out a prayer to their god...instead of mine....ouch...that was NOT nice...sorry.

kat, Fulfilled Prophecy Forums 41 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Moses

Quote# 13971

(A former supreme court justice in the Philippines writes a homophobic rant, the last paragraphs of which are excerpted below:)

the schools are now fertile ground for the gay invasion. Walking along the University belt one day, I passed by a group of boys chattering among themselves, with one of them exclaiming seriously, "Aalis na ako. Magpapasuso pa ako!" ("I'm leaving. I still have to breastfeed!") That pansy would have been mauled in the school where my five sons (all machos) studied during the '70s when all the students were certifiably masculine. Now many of its pupils are gay, and I don't mean happy....

Is our population getting to be predominantly pansy? Must we allow homosexuality to march unobstructed until we are converted into a nation of sexless persons without the virility of males and the grace of females but only an insipid mix of these diluted virtues?
Let us be warned against the gay population, which is per se a compromise between the strong and the weak and therefore only somewhat and not the absolute of either of the two qualities. Be alert lest the Philippine flag be made of delicate lace and adorned with embroidered frills.

Isagani Cruz, Philippine Daily Inquirer 30 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martha P.

Quote# 13972

After stages 1 (race mixing), 2 (corporate and political takeover) and finally, 3 (trying to integrate these fudge-packing faggots into western society), ZOG [Zionist-Occupied Government] is finally trying to go into its final phase of getting rid of the white race, by weeding them out through sodomy and AIDS. When I see sick bastards like this accepting and condoning this behaviour it just makes our fight against these filthy slime seem even more difficult. Mr Bedford would be crawling in his grave if he saw the country he fought so bravely for being reduced to one being controlled by kike's, faggots, niggers and commie scum.

ZOG is starting to do the EXACT same thing in Australia by controlling our country and trying to make white aussies feel guilty about what our ancestors did to the coons in the early 20th century. Aussiestormtrooper and other aussies on here, what would you prefer, because i know that the ZOG controlled government seems to prefer to have australia filled with faggots, dune coons and filthy indonesian and filipino mongrels.

Oven Commander, Tight Rope Forums 47 Comments [8/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alice in Fundieland