Quote# 15230

The book of Revelations predicts the death of one third of the earth's inhabitants; our job is to assure that most of those deaths are Islamic.

JimRed, Free Republic 39 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael

Quote# 15235

[Fundy talk-show host discusses birth control, specifically how it makes the uterus "very slick" and so "that’s why I make the comparison between dead Jews and dead babies."]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfpaOvmE53Y" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfpaOvmE53Y</a>

George Wooley, YouTube 18 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 15238

[Why does God allow evil things such as the deaths of innocent people to happen?]

Where does it say that death is evil, especially in light of the fact that it opens the door to the experience of Paradise?

Here's another reason. Some of those people may have been sinners; kids may have grown and become the same without ever coming to repentance. God out of mercy allowed their death as a remedy and excuse to save them from the future condemnation.

You need to think positively. That God is good is true therefore there must be a good reason for everything, even if in our short sightness can't see it.

icxn, Christian Forums 20 Comments [9/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Axver

Quote# 15187

It amazes me that people can argue about something like this [the pope's remarkably stupid remarks on Islam] while there are still homosexuals.

kehrsam, Dispatches From The Culture Wars 34 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 15191

After debating Satan for several months I’ve come to some conclusions. And my conclusions come with a heavy heart. I have always believed in a world where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. I’ve always believed that good will prevail over evil.

But the more I debate here, the more I’m begining to realize there’s a wicked undercurrent I’m swimming against. There’s a ferocious enemy lurking below the surface that I cant quite put my finger on. And I’m realizing that I cannot overcome what I do not understand. And it’s not merely a non-belief in God or a happy-go-lucky free-thinker individual that I’m up against..…it’s a much more sinister entity than the innocent disbelief that’s portrayed here.

Unlike Christ, who sacrificed himself for others’ everlasting life, Satan -- like the piece of garbage that he is -- sacrifices other people for everlasting death. And unlike the Bible, which says human beings are made in the image of God, Satan says we are made in the image of of him -- a carnal beast, and our lives should procede according to his particular appetite -- where savagery, murder, rape and death is natural and to be expected and promoted. Meanwhile life and love and worship of God should be eliminated.

How can one debate this mindset? I’m finding that I can’t do it.

And the weird thing is, I’m not at all convinced that Satan actually believes in the sorry theory he so eagerly promotes. He doesn’t necessarily believe in random mutations – he doesn’t have any real faith in Natural Selection – and he doesn’t truly believe in adaptive radiation. (When’s the last time Satan made a post on here PROMOTING the validity of these things?).….instead these are merely his tools that are being used to decieve and convince others.

Ulimately, Satan believes in anything that will point others away from the notion that God Created the world. Truth is not what his goal is – his goal is deception. And he will use any tool of deception that will steer people away from Christ. He’s obsessed with making people lose their faith because he loves the notion that people will be spending their eternities with him as a melted corpse, scorched inside his torture chamber down in hell. This is why Satan invades so many Christian forums with vigor – simply to throw a wrecking ball into people’s spiritual lives. There is no other explanation!

supersport, CARM 38 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15192

The Lord God Jesus Christ told us that the dinosaurs were truly here on earth during the old times of the past but they (dinosaurs) were not living together with men as cats and dogs did. The Lord God isolated them (dinosaurs) from the human beings by putting them in island not inhabited by men and that they, too, were not able to get in touch with men because of the deep blue sea that seperated them. Dinosaurs were created by God lately than that of the animals in the first creation, hence none of them were to be found in Noah's Ark. Dinosaurs came into extinction when stars and fire came down to the island where they inhabited some 500 years before the Lord God manifested in the flesh and came to be known to men as the Lord Jesus Christ.

sorpia, Christian Forums 62 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 15193

Maybe it's just me......but does anyone else have the ability to "sense" Satan in other people?

I meet and talk to alot of people in my business. And it doesn't happen too often -- maybe a couple times per year -- but every once in a while I'll come across someone who just gives me the willies -- an eery feeling -- like there's an evil darkness glaring at me from behind their eyes. And they set off an internal fear that just penetrates my soul -- it's a sensation that tells me to run away because the Devil is residing in them. It makes me very nervous.

And it may not be anything in particular that the person does or says to make me feel this....it's more of just an inner gut feeling. I can almost feel a growl or a groan coming out directed at me.

Of course...then again...I could be crazy.

supersport, CARM 48 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15194

[After being repeatedly asked to provide a definition of "information" to back his claim that mutations cannot add new information]

I have defined it. "More information" is anything more than what God put there "in the beginning" when He created us.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 34 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 15195

Most things we think about the universe are based on anecdotal evidence. God makes a LOT more sence than this "dark matter" stuff physicists are always talking about. I think they made it up so they didn't have to say "we have no ****ing idea".

udsuna, Eyes on FF 44 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15197

I'm sickened, shocked, and left in a state of bewilderment as to how a "Christian" woman can wear pants and claim there's nothing wrong it, even though the Bible clearly states that a woman should NOT WEAR MEN'S CLOTHING! Lest anyone should fail to understand that pants are "men's clothing," take a look at the sign on ANY men's restroom and you'll see, Yes ... a pair of pants on the door. I remember hearing a young child ask her mother outside a bathroom why women, with pants, were going through the wrong door. Her mother didn't understand her at first, but then she realize that there was a picture of a DRESS on the women's bathroom, and a picture of PANTS on the men's bathroom. The little girl thought that the women wearing pants were supposed to go through the door with the picture of the pants. It's common sense folks!

Robert J. Stewart, When a Woman Wears Pants 90 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15203

WTL, I don't put much stock in the Poope anyway. I find it interesting that right now the media is so interwsted in what the muslims and catholics are saying, but not interested in what Christians are saying.

PatPace, Baptist Watch 41 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15208

"...Still, putting the two facts together--the drunk defense and his conspiracy theory--Gibson is clearly what the Abe Foxman and Norm Podhoretz would call an anti-Semite. However, we Christians do not have to accept their opinion, which is deliberately crafted to suggest that most Christians throughout history are classic anti-Semites on par with Heinrich Himmler. Liking or disliking the Jews one meets--or even liking or disliking them generally--is a matter of taste, preference, and upbringing. Most serious Christians, as a matter of preference and conviction, would rather spend time with other Christians. There would be something wrong with them if they did not--much as there is something with a husband who prefers to spend time with women other than his wife. It is hard enough for Baptists to tolerate Lutherans and a bit too much to insist that they become matey with Jews who often despise their religion and their way of life

Theories of history are matters of fact and reason. The fact that so many troublemakers of the past 150 years have been of Jewish extraction--Marx, Freud, the Neoconservatives--is certainly no argument in their favor. Jewish "intellectuals" continue to be in the forefront of the movements that aim to destroy our religion and culture."



Thomas Fleming, Huffington Post 26 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 15209

Yes he does. I will pray for all you over sexual hell bastards until heavens flames of redemption consumes this heathenish world.

You will regret your sins once you see the sky break open and blood flows through it like a gapping wound.

I thank god for my clairvoyance.

Christ Like, Gaia Online 36 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15211

[responding to a male atheist poster who he mistakenly referred to as female]

Hey, when you take these liberal stances and ideals, they are conveyed as being fluffy-weak-wimpy. I, for the life of me, cannot fathom a real true male holding these principles. When gender is not specified, I interpret these posts coming from a female. Believe it or not, I am cutting you slack by presuming you to be a female. You have not vindicated yourself otherwise, in fact you have validated another reason as to why your system and beliefs fail time and again. Take your whole system into these nations who we are already toe-to-toe with and talk like you do, and we should no less than expect attacks against us.

[...]

Hey, women tend to have a sniffle approach to problem solving. All his responses were what I expect women to say. You take the gender out of the person speaking, have them spew what he was spewing, and it will sound like it is being spoken by a woman. Period. And that ALSO is another reason that this/his mentality and approach to problems will fail time and again. That is a perfect REAL TIME proof that feminization of men will be a demise of our country. If he is gonna run around in his panties, he cant get offended that most people will presume that that panty wearer as being a female.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 37 Comments [9/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15147

Nicholas Copernicus- Believed in God

Johannes Kepler- Believed in God

Galileo Galilei- Believed in God

Isaac Newton- Believed in God

Albert Einstien- Believed in God

Stephen Hawking- Atheist,quadruplegic, unable to speak

Get the picture??

mat740, YouTube 74 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15150

<a href="http://www.evolutionthelie.net/CreationWise/CW_Pages/CWsword.asp">Crappy apologetics: Believe in the Bible or take a sword to the throat</a>.

AIG, Evolution the lie 17 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer

Quote# 15156

[My girlfriend is a surgeon. She had a 400 pound man throw a PE (pulmonary embolism) into his lungs and die. She was still upset about this guy dying for days afterwards. Conditions were lining up inside this guy to kill him. But it still bothers her.]

Thank God that we still have physicians out there such as your girlfriend.

If the people who murdered Schiavo had their way, then they would find a way to eliminate your girlfriend. You underestimate the determination of the lovers of death.

DavidfromTexas, Internet Infidels 41 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 15159

And what do you suppose the Chronicles or Narnia is? It's evil. When our imagination goes against the word of God, then my friend, our imagination IS evil.

missions2005, Teens-4-Christ 42 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 15160

Harry Potter has never been considered to be a 'good thing'. That series, along with this one, is based on witchcraft.

Folks - do you really not see the dangers in witchcraft?

By the way, Lora, you are proving our point. Even if there were some redeeming quailty to CoN (which there is not), it is a gateway to other wickedness. First Narnia, then Harry Potter, then books about wicca, then ...

It is a slippery slope the Devil wants you to slide down. Please take this warning from us and flee the wickedness now!

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 50 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 15161

For the world to have peace then HE AGGRESSORS NEED TO BE
TERMINATED, History popints to the evil two faced vermin
of the world, History knows who they are.

They are white and they are christian, I say to all black
and brown christians heed the call the white christian s
born two faced, born with the toungue of a snake. They can
never tell the truth..

They have killed and massacred millions for centuries, tey
continue to abuse and massacre across the world

They are inhuman

reality786, Islam Online 27 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15163

Traditionally, extraterritorial torture happens when a nation's laws prohibit the use of extremely painful methods to elicit information from a suspect.

While the brutalization of an innocent person may shock the untrained eye, from the federal government's perspective, national security supercedes protection of any suspect's well-being. Were the government able to do so, it would probably subject all citizens to regular interrogation, including torture if necessary, to insure that it obtains all possible knowledge of threats.

Human rights advocates will undoubtedly consider such a policy a gross violation of liberty, but Jefferson once remarked that the blood of patriots fertilizes as well as that of tyrants. Indeed, if you could save your country by doing so, would you not undergo mutilation and extreme psychological duress?

heikediguoren, Free Conservatives 51 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer

Quote# 15167

[You have to scroll down a bit to see the actual post]

Hello again Amped Mobile! AGAIN if NEVER GETTING THROUGH BEFORE EVER WHO AM I and then is this for EVERYTHING? You Ted are JESUS CHRIST and THE CREATOR and GOD and YES this is FOR EVERYTHING! What is EVERYTHING and DEFINE? Heaven and Earth and Universe and Infinite Universe and EVERY THING and EVERY LIVING THING ON them TOO! For WHO or WHO? For GOD or DEVIL! IS THIS COMPLETELY TRUE these are STAKES? YES LIKE A HUGE GAMBLING GAME? A HUGE WAR GAME FOR EVERYTHING!

TedJesusChristGod, Youtube 47 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike

Quote# 15169

The following is dad's (mad Christian creationist) comments with Beastt's (sane and intelligent atheist) responses. They are discussing how the animals could or could not have been fed after the Flood:

dad: You have no evidence against it! Also we have the most repudible record on earth, that records our history since creation that indicates these things. In your absense of any proofs to the contrary, why would we not believe this ancient record????
Beastt: Well, if that's all it takes in your little world then I'll simply assert that there is no God. Since you can't provide any credible evidence to the contrary then the issue is settled. Welcome to atheism.

dad: In my opinion the Egyptians came after the flood, for the most part. The different state of the universe likely even allowed them to build the pyramids, since gravity as we now know it did not exist.
Beastt: So now all we need to alter reality is an opinion? Fine then, it is my opinion that Noah was an Egyptian Pharoah as well as a hypnotist. It is also my opinion that because he was aware of the coming flood, he simply hypnotized everyone in the world into believing they were still on dry land and that's why the flood didn't affect the egyptians.

dad: I am quite sure he never wished for it, rather, he expected it, as it always was the norm he had known. Soon as the land started to appear, sure as shootin, he knew that he could have that vineyard growing grapes in days. Maybe things even fermented a little faster? There he was, passed out drunk the next thing we know.
Beastt: He knew because the fairies flew in, (on the backs of dragonflys, of course. Fairies can't actually fly, that's just in children's books), and told him that he could start a vineyard. But it didn't take days, it was nearly instantaneously. And the wine he made from the grapes fermented as soon as it was bottled. Yesterday was a very good year for Chianti.

dad: I do not doubt that they had the ability to cook, maybe even bake a little? Let them eat cake, indeed.
Beastt: I suppose if Noah just enjoyed cooking or wasn't able to get out of the contract for his weekly cooking show he may have engaged in some baking. But since answering impossible questions is a "piece of cake" and there are so many impossible questions to answer concerning the flood, I see no reason for him not to eat the pieces of cake left behind by your answers and leave the baking to the gorillas. They could bake before the PO world came into being, don't'cha'know!

dad: Don't think the only ones God spared would even dream of such things. (Although one rascal did something God and Noah really got angry at, as Noah was down on the flood naked drunk) Does this make any sense, beastt?
Beastt: Why are you suddenly concerned with things making sense?


dad, Christian Forums 18 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15170

It's time for America to declare a Jihad on all rag head camel fukers in our country. Join me won't you? Any time you see some piss colored camel jockey, where ever you are, drop what you are doing and just beat the living shit out of them. It's what I intend to do.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15171

[Contemplating whether the odd things astronauts see in space are demons or space debris]

"Debris"? Sure, no problem. I can understand that. Good possibiltiy.

Buuuuut, what if we're seeing the beginning of a "strong delusion"? Alot of us on this board won't be surprised if we see Gog/Magog before the Rapture. Why not something that unites the world? But, seriously: not many are alarmed at these events. Did you hear the recording of the astronaut who first told NASA what he was seeing? Would love to find the transcript on the Internet.

Yep, I'm thinking Nephiliam, but won't go there.

Keep in mind that a born again Christian has never been "abducted". God keeps us in the palm of His hand!

LooC, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5