Quote# 15172

Yes, the devil is the prince of the power of the air. That's his domain up there. I'm sure the astronauts have seen lots of demonic activity up there.

looking4him, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5

Quote# 15175

The Amazon is possibly the most diverse ecosystem on earth, with animals ranging from snakes to apes, from all varieties of insects to birds and spiders.

How can all these have a common ancestor?

I would make sense if there were simply diverse arrays of birds and such, and perhaps diverse insects, but if these creatures evolved, then they really shouldn't share the same niche.

Unless we're to believe birds and spiders have a common ancestor, or snakes and monkeys in the Amazon branched from the same ancestors.

ShinBits, Christian Forums 23 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15179

[Mental note to self:

Threats of violence against random citizens = OK
Calling people who threaten random citizens with violence "stupid" = Not OK]

You catch on quickly. You have learned the lessons of the Muslim sand monkey.

Wolfcounsel, Free Conservatives 19 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15180

[Headline of this article: "Nudes Deadlier Than Bombs"]

Hardline Indonesian Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir, who was jailed for his role in the deadly 2002 Bali attacks, says scantily clad women on television are more dangerous than bombs.

"If one is asked which one is more dangerous, naked women or the Bali bomb, the answer is certainly the women with such revealing clothing," he said. A report on the state-run Antara news agency quoted Bashir warning that watching such women on television could destroy the faith of a believer.

He said he was perplexed by TV channels airing programs with women in skimpy outfits "and not programs that are blessed by Allah, such as the activities of prayer groups".

Bashir, 68, was released in June after serving more than two years for his role in the Bali blasts, which killed 202 people, including 88 Australians.

Abu Bakar Bashir, The Australian 46 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 15181

[Evolution dismisses no deities.]

Did I say deities? Please reread my post. I said GOD, The Almighty, The Creator of All yet you do not acknowledge the word "God" in my posts - as if HE DOES NOT EXIST.

presently no screen name, Free Republic 25 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15183

Bible is too old to not be true

Back when the Bible was written, people had a good, healthy fear of God. They were terrified of the consequences of sin, which of course includes lying. The educated were keenly aware of proper behaviour, and would not have written a book and passed it off as truth if it wasn't. This, of course, is the case with the men who penned God's word into man's greatest history book -- The Bible. To think they would have included lies is preposterous.

In fact, the further one goes back in history, the less sin that occured (per capita) and thus the fewer lies that were told (oral AND written). This is why older books tend to be more accurate than newer ones.

null_and_void_in_calif, Yahoo! Message Boards 38 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 15184

God could have easily created the sun on day three, then the plants on day four, but the more I read these comments, the more convinced I'm beginning to become that He did that on purpose, knowing that thousands of years hence, a systematic approach of observing His creation based on "sight", not "faith", would be invented.

In short, He created things "out of order" (and I say this from the perspective of "science"), so as to refute pure science.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 36 Comments [9/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15106

[In a thread that had nothing to do with homosexuals or homosexuality]

Let me refine that for ya, dipshit. AFTER unwavering rejection of homos and their lifestyles, it was determined that my adament stance was an 'obvious homosexual self-hatred' or something 'brilliant' like that. I used their 'superior intellectual diagnosis' to my favor, and therefore posted anti-homo tags as a 'person of the know'. They still rejected my claims and use the fact of admitting to homosexuality as way of homo-bashing me. But they seem to be immune to the bigot and racist tags because they are defenders of homosexuality.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 13 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15108

It's just a matter of time.....some days I pray the bomb hits our city and takes us out....it's only going to get uglier as days march onward....soon the planet will descend into anarchy.....who wants to live that way?

T.J., Minuteman Message Board 26 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15110

[Mr. Coulter's personal theory that Stephen Hawking is a vegetable, and is used as a compliant mouthpiece by the liberal atheist bloc for advancing ridiculous ideas as science. Paragraph breaks mercifully added.]

I am not using his handicap. My "legitimate" complaint was intiated by his comment that we will all be living in outer space one day. There really is no proof that HE is the one coming up with this shit. In his prime, he was recognized for his achievements in physics. He cannot audibly/vocally express his opinion. He taps away on a keyboard. He does not give the appearance of being coherent. Yet some synthesized noise spews liberal propaganda.

Your ilk doesnt think anyone will challenge him because he is handicapped. That is my first red flag. Here comes someone in a wheelchair "To tell the world...". Look at Christopher Reeves, all he can think about is taking advantage of the abortion laws so that he may be able to walk again. That is dispicable and may he rest in peace with the innocent victims he urned to take advantage of. And you all wheeled him out there for all it was worth. And what you do is look at who is BEHIND these people. There will stand the agenda. I put the slobberbox vision out ther eso you see what a lot of people see when you(I mean the agenda) wheel one of these pathetic individuals out there.

I see a slobbering mess, the LAST thing that comes to mind is that this guy has any clue as to advancing the human race. LOOK AT HIM. And what does he say, "I think humans will be living in outer space one day." With an R2D2 voice modulator. Are you trying to make me laugh? NO, you are seriously suggesting this crap. "I think we should disect dead baby corpses so I can possibly walk again one day." WHAT! Why not wheel out people who found peace and happiness in their tragic event that has left them bound to a wheelchair? AHHHAWWW! Horror ! Shock! GASP! He may say something about JESUS! Oh, yeah! How dare you say something about a man in a wheelchair!

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 69 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15113

I personally think that a teenage girl shoud not try to draw extra attention to herself. A lot of girls think they belong to their friends, or even their boyfriend, and they follow what they are doing. As a girl, you belong to your dad until your wedding day. Who are you trying to impress?

Bluegrass Girl, Teens-4-Christ 78 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15114

I'll give you an example of something I saw recently:

Blonde is a natural color for some.
Black is a natural color for others.

I saw a person crossing the street who had all black hair except for one blonde patch. That was immodest.

Another example is from someone a little closer. She has multicolored hair - red's, brown's, and blonde's all mixed up. That is unnatural and immodest!

["...how it is immodest to have a blond spot (or other colors) in your hair?"]

The essence of modesty is showing others your countenance. The only part of your body that can show a countenance that reflects Christ (a spirit of humility) is your face. If you draw attention to any other part or aspect of your body (i.e., your hair), then you are immodes.

In the cases I cited, the people were immodest because their hair attracts attention away from their face. The one with black hair and a blonde spot - I saw her from a half mile away!

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 86 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15120

It's OK, Tiffany.I post on Christian Forums, and one of my posts were displayed on FSTDT dot com. My words were torn apart by the satanic vultures on that site, but I can forgive them now. They need to be left in their sad, lonely existence and just find peace of mind that the devil has a special place in Hell reserved for them, where they will suffer eternal pain and torture till the end of time. A very comforting thought as we sip champagne on our heavenly thrones. Peace be with you, Tiffany

Emily, thevirtualchurch 93 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Shitstain

Quote# 15121

We executed teh Rosenberg's for treason.

...

...I honestly see no reason some of the leftists shouldn't be executed for treason like the Rosenberg's were.

Bradform, ChristianForums 25 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15125

With the evidence Jesus gives us, this shows us that evolution does not cover a very important aspect of life. God conceived Jesus by the Holy Spirit, not by the flesh. Therefore, if Jesus had had children and evolution was true, there would be a possibility that Jesus would have a son who was an exact reproduction of Mary, yet Mary was a woman...

The reason that something is not right (with evolution) is that a son cannot exactly reproduce a woman based on genetic information even though the Devil would have us believe that a child can be anything they want to be.

When Jesus died on the cross, He showed that even if you don't have genetic information from your parents, you can still please them. That means it is possible to overcome the development of the genetic process!

Gottservant, Christian Forums 46 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15126

Since Satanism came on the scene, wearing all black has been a sign of worship of Satan. In fact, look at the garb most catholic priests wear - all black. This dates back to the pagan worship instituted by Nimrod and his wife.

It is not coincidental that when you wore all black, you only wanted to sit alone in your room listening to metal.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 83 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15129

For people like me - who do believe the Biblical account - it is a strange situation. I kind of dated a Biblical Evolutionist long ago. When we found we differed in this he asked me how did the whales and other big water creatures get on board the Ark? How did they even get on board before it started to rain? But some evolutionists who did did not hold to the Bible said whales probably had some little hind legs. It makes perfect sense to me, I think the whales and the sea cows walked on board the ark. And this is because I'm using the same info and discoveries that evolutionists use to say there cannot be Biblical exactness. Hmm.

time4me, Apologetics.org 37 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15131

LOL, I think that I am the one that is missing something. Because I fail to see how "glyphosate" resistant weeds is an arguement FOR evolution. I do not even know what glyphosate is so how can that be evidence for anything. Maybe for you it is evidence, for me it is just a word that I do not know the meaning of.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 101 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15132

["Women working outside the home?"]

The problem is, Disciple, the attitude of women today. They do not really want rights - because they have many if they would stop and think. No, women today want to be in charge...they want to do the man's job and be just like him. Women have power they do not realize! A Christian lady who is living by the Book is the lady who is the most free and "liberated" and joyful individual on the earth.

Yes, women have rights - the right to obey God's Word.......

Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 59 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15133

How has Pres. Bush degraded our country?? He's stood up for what was right on numerous occasions very unlike former Pres. Clinton who was arrogant and self-seeking. He spent hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars on vacations during his term. And in a place of a authority, an affair is not a "personal matter." He is representing the United States. I would be afraid to see what Clinton would have done after September 11th and I'm glad that we have a President who puts America's needs first and not the United Nonsense(oops, I mean Nations) [eyeroll smiley]

No offense, but I think you are the one who needs to do your research...

Clinton degraded our country, and Bush has given us a country to be proud of.

kevinmiller, Teens-4-Christ 50 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15134

Plants are Free Energy Machines

Photosynthesis doesn't explain how plants can transform Energy into Matter. Studies on plants have demonstrated that the total biomas mass of plants exceeds the amount of water and nutrients put into them. For example, 50 lbs of water plus 50 lbs of nutrients should equal 100 lbs for a plant's biomas, but its biomas, dried and weighted, is 150 lbs. Where does the extra 50 lbs come from? It comes from the energy in space. Space is alive with energy, even in so called vacuums. Plants are free energy machines, transforming energy from space into matter, E=mc^2. How does evolution explain this?

Imaginosis, Christian Forums 34 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris Hallquist

Quote# 15135

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=vFqZ4XzcNBo&mode=related&search=" target="_blank">Fundy pastor on public access TV discusses how feminism causes homosexuality/pedophilia. Ignore the weird video blips.</a>

Reverend Ricky, YouTube 28 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15140

Does anyone ever get a type of discernment with music? When you hear a song, have no clue who it is, listen to the words, they don't seem bad at all but yet have this battle inside you knowing it is not good....a horrible feeling that just won't go away.

I have had that a few times and once it was with that Cobain guy.
I had no clue who he was, my kids didn't listen to him and I only listen to Christian music. My rule when they were young was they can listen to secular but not if it has bad stuff in it...like all full of cuss words, talking all about sex or devil stuff...My personal opinion so no need for debate

Her cousin came over once and had that Kurt cobain guy's music. They were playing it and the song they were playing had nothing bad in it. In fact, it was a pretty song, not that heavy metal stuff. But as I was cleaning, they had it up loud, I got the worse feeling inside me. As if something that was not of God was there and a battle was going on. I listen to the words of the song but found nothing wrong with it. I didn't want to tell them to turn it off since I had no reason too.
But, it got so strong I finally went in there and told them..." I am so sorry but something is wrong with that song...I can't even tell you why but I really feel like something is wrong and the Holy Spirit is making me feel something isn't right.
Her cousin's face went white, and said, This is Kurt Cobain. I said, "who is that?". She said he killed himself yesterday...then she said that she had heard that he was into satanism some how.
They didn't get upset with me at all that I told them to turn it off. After she told me I said..."Wow, must be why God didn't like it much"
She then broke the tape and threw it away...LOL I didn't have to say a word, it was as if they knew as well..

Caligirl, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5

Quote# 15142

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjujnAs-6tM">They've found Jesus but lost their minds. A good laugh as never so disturbing.</a>

Kenneth Hagin, YouTube 14 Comments [9/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15061

Is incest dangerous? Only when God does not ordain it. If you recall, God instructed Adam and Eve to multiply. What choice did they have? Honestly, evolution takes a very weak and gullible mind to believe.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 89 Comments [9/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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