Quote# 18849

[People use this argument a lot, proly 'cause it's easy, but you also can't disprove leprechauns, unicorns, sasquatch, Cthulhu, the flying spaghetti monster, and space creatures living in Atlantis. Does this mean that they all have to exist? Of course not, that's ridiculous.]

Just because you find the existence of said creatures to be ridiculous does not mean they do not exist. Ignorance is not proof.

Get Roud, http://www.fark.com 25 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18850

["You do not need science to tell you what your purpose in life is, anymore than you need religion. The key is that there is no external supernatural agent supplying some epic "purpose" to your existence. You have simply got to step up to the plate and select a purpose for yourself! It is really not any more complicated than that. You're already doing this whether you realize it or not, even if you are religious. If that's the case, you have simply selected notions of purpose that appeal to you, from an outside source (a "holy" book, for instance) and then become convinced that this comes from a God. But it's still you selecting your purpose - it's just kind of like you're transferring the responsibility elsewhere."]

You do not realize that there is only one true purpose in life and that is whatever the purpose God wants you to follow. Any other purposes are wrong and you will end up in Hell.

Get Roud, Fark 23 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18854

Science will never find the answer to all those difficult questions. They will continue to work on various theories as long as God is left out of the equation and this is all to easy to do as God cannot be tested or demonstrated in a lab. This is, incidentally, why Evolution should be banished from Science and taught as a religion. If this were the case nobody would follow it as it Godless for one reason and has totally bogus claims. The problem is that the majority of people out there will believe these so called Scientists is due to the fact that they are in an authorotative position. I cannot accept that 3 billion years ago life emerged and I cannot accept that we progressed to eventually become beautiful us, it is all to vague and unfamilliar with no valid proof. I have requested countless times that somebody explain MACRO-Evolution to me but alas, nobody can do it, I keep hearing about micro-evolution which I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH!! Thank you to all those who've tried in convincing me once again that Macro -evolution is an absolute hoax.

oliver, RichardDawkins.net 37 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18855

[Christian suggesting atheists are Satan's followers.]

why should it be of concern to the Christian that Athiets put the Word of God out of context. Born Again Christians are usually very aware of this very well known ploy of Satan his demons and his followers. When it comes to the clever, decietful,artful and sly craft of telling the truth - but not quite all the truth about the Bible, Satan, his demons and his followers are the proverbial 'bees knees" and "cats whiskers" all in one!

David, Bonnie's Lounge 31 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18857

[Fundies start ranting about Gibson's Passion of the Christ with hilarious consequences...]

From the beginning of our articles on "The Passion", we noted that this film is not opening in a vacuum; rather, the world is moving steadily toward the prophesied One World Government, Economy, and Religion. Since all three of these segments of society must come to a global climax at the same moment, was it now time for all religions to be joined to the False Prophet Church (NEWS1052), Roman Catholicism?

If so, might this movie be specifically designed to move the Protestant churches closer to the Roman altar? Certainly, the movie sympathetically portrays the Virgin Mary as a co-redemptrix. Certainly, the movie strongly depicts the passion of Jesus Christ in such a way as to strongly present it according to the Traditional Roman Catholic version.

Now, we realize that this movie has two Antichrist symbols! Truly, this insidious film seems destined to join Protestantism to Catholicism, joining the Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Wiccans and Mother Earth worshippers already there because of their identification to the goddess Virgin Mary!

Are you spiritually ready? Is your family? Are you adequately protecting your loved ones? This is the reason for this ministry, to enable you to first understand the peril facing you, and then help you develop strategies to warn and protect your loved ones. Once you have been thoroughly trained, you can also use your knowledge as a means to open the door of discussion with an unsaved person. I have been able to use it many times, and have seen people come to Jesus Christ as a result. These perilous times are also a time when we can reach many souls for Jesus Christ, making an eternal difference.

Cutting Edge Ministries, Cutting Edge Ministries 34 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tzelemel

Quote# 18862

We also know that people differ in their views as to whether these dinosaurs existed or they are just figments of the imagination. And Allaah knows best.

Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid, Islam Q&A 29 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Whom

Quote# 18863

good post...criticizing selectionist evolution can get people ridiculed and ostricized -- even fired. This is why many scientists are afraid to speak up. Science is a communist establishment where competing views get snuffed out. It's no different than medicine. If anyone comes along and provides evidence for curing cancer or any other disease without drugs or surgery he is labeled a quack -- or even murdered if the treatment is highly effective. (See Dr. Gerson.)

These people are no different than the communists regimes that controlled Russia and China in the past. They must have things their way or no way, and they must supress all opposing views.

supersport, Theology Web 35 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 18865

'I know in the liberals eyes, anything goes, no standards, values, there is anarchy, do “what feels good”…a lot of drugs going on. But you see that doesn’t work in the real world.'

[How can there be liberal political parties if liberals believe in anarchy?]

'I believe liberals have a party of anarchy.'

LJD, Do you think there should be a country with no government? 35 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Melf

Quote# 18867

What is liberalism?

Here's the best answer I have seen to date:

liberalism - the glue that held the Manson Family together

Hane, RonaldReagan.com Forums 32 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18868

Since you hate God so much, I guess you can't handle money. What do you atheist pigs use for currency?

Hane, RonaldReagan.com 110 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18869

Islamofascists are counting on the Democrats and in true form, they mimic each other. It's no coincidence.


Hane, RonaldReagan.com 21 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18871

[I decided to bait him into a trap using moral codes against the bible and posted some links about Utilitarianism, not suprisingly, he covered up free speech and deleted the links, closed the thread and posted stupid crap, totally missing the point of the original post.]

God is a moral absolute. is a relative practice where morality is determined by the action's relative impact and whether the impact is positive or negative.

Moreover, it denies the overall sin nature of man as well as the existance of God. It seems to be most commonly promoted by the likes of Karl Marx.

Bro. Randy, Teens for christ 22 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18872

Oh, and science isn't infallible either. You don't have to believe me, but I've defied all laws of physics before (unless you believe in M theory). I learned the hard way that the world is much stranger, and scarier, than I had ever imagined

Keiko, Christian Forums 66 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18873

(In response to figures saying 3 out of 4 teenagers take part in occult activities)

From Pokemon card games where winners get possessed by the losers powers, to Harry Potter cutesying up magik and witchcraft, then the numerous show marked 'kid friendly' that is nothing but witches warlocks, vampires and demons, well, it really does make you wonder why parents don't seem to grasp the connection.

Funmudder, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18874

For me, a very special joy will be to ride my own "white horse"... I never rode a horde, but i Heaven I am going to ride my own white horse into the deep of the ocean, and into Jupiter and all the stars and the core of the atoms...as it is written: "I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True... and his name is the Word of God... The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean." (Rev.19:11,13,14).


J. Domínguez, M.D., The City of Heaven 60 Comments [1/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 18711

It is by the wisdom of Allaah that like calls to like and evil calls to evil. It is said that the kaafirs, Jews, Christians and communists in the east and the west all keep dogs, Allaah forbid. Each one takes his dog with him and cleans it every day with soap and other cleansing agents. But even if he were to clean it with the water of all the seas in the world and all the soap in the world, it would never become pure! Because its impurity is inherent, and inherent impurity cannot be cleansed except by destroying it and erasing it altogether.

Islam Q&A, Islam Q&A 66 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18725

[On Bratz Dolls]

Those dolls look suspiciously like the "Grays" who whisk lone drivers and cattle away in their flashy UFO saucers. --Or like the disfigured Barbie dolls I used to tear the hair off of when I was still a lad.

MedicDave, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18730

So to say that science did everything in each inventions is telling only 1/3 the story. What is the other 1/3?

ikester7579, Evolution Fairytale 53 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ead

Quote# 18787

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?

The Prince of Pain, GameTalk 953 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Savrin

Quote# 18823

As for war....... The killing that occurs in war is different than the murder killing mentioned in Exodus 20:13. War killing is done as self-defense and in defense of a country. The Lord Himself upholds this kind of defense. He sent Israel into battle many times. He told Israel to kill all within the land of Canaan before moving into that Promised Land.

Mrs Debbie, Teens 4 Christ 42 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18825

We now predict a terrorist Dirty Bomb or Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan on 2007Tebbeth23 (Sundown Tuesday January 16th 2007 to Sundown Wednesday January 17th 2007)

If nothing happens by the end of Tebbeth i.e. by January 23/24, 2007, then we again really really do run out of options in our present understanding.

The Lord's Witnesses, TrueBibleCode.com 58 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18828

[This is from a comic that is geared towards teens. This is from the comic on Evolution]

Don't you know that evolution is basically a racist concept? Some evolutionists still teach that white people evolved from "negroes" who evolved from apes-- Meaning "white people are more evolved!"

Truth For Youth, Truth For Youth 121 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18830

[Commenting on a study which suggests that women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer]

Missing the point. It's not the exercise. Joggers and Pilates people - and the sun-worshippers - are the ones getting breast cancer. The explanation is this. It is God Who gives you cancer. A woman who keeps house, and bears the children God gives her as a gift, and prays the Rosary - no abortions and no pills - will be cancer-free, all other things being equal. "Blessed is the man whom God corrects; refuse not therefore the chastising of the Lord, for He wounds and cures, He strikes and His hands shall heal" - Job.

longwaybacksheep, Angelqueen 75 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18833

See I would disagree with the statement that most of the people in america are prochoice. I would say that it is very close to being equal, but the media is almost completely ran by secular progressive prochoice entities. There is no fair reporting going on. The prochoice campaing is funded by a multi million dollar killing franchise. Fighting abortion is the just like fighting big tobacco companies or historically slavery. The abortion clinics make hundreds of millions of dollars killing unborn babies. It is difficult to fight, but the truth is gettin out and you may not see anything wrong with killing an unborn human but a lot of woman who get abortions once giving the truth become prolife.

Shane, Myspace 47 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 18836

isnt evolution being thrown out by most scholars now days? I heard that most hardvard scholars have thrown out the possibily of evolution.

-=_ELVIS_=-, Myspace 100 Comments [1/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Patrick