Quote# 19527

[CARICO PROMISES TO STOP TALKING ABOUT EVOLUTION!]

I've had it with people telling me I'm nuts for believing that humans breed humans, apes breed apes, monkeys, breed monkeys, and so on. If evolutionists seriously don't know that each species breeds its own kind and animals can't breed humans, then I have no more wish to be around such ludicrousy.

This category can only be described as the Twighlight zone if evolutionists seriously don't know that each species breeds it's own kind. If they're that confused then they need to go to a zoo or a farm and get educated. Otherwise it's a waste of time listening to such hogwash. They can live in their own fantasyland where zebras can turn into humans, humans can turn into tube worms and monkeys can turn into humans for all I care. If evolutionists are this irrational, then there's nothing that anyone can do for them

carico, carm 40 Comments [1/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: SUNSHINE

Quote# 19528

Another clever scheme to seduce children in to occult thinking is Pokemon. It is laced with eastern mysticism. Buddhist Mysticism, Hinduism, meditation rituals, Egyptian Book of the Dead, Book of Tao, the Analects of Confucius, the Gita, the I Ching, and The Tibetan Book of the Dead are some of the teachings that influence the game. It is all wrapped up in cute little characters to teach children Witchcraft and Satanism.



unknown, exposingsatanism 41 Comments [1/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: balom

Quote# 19529

If fact, this is one of the issues with Atheism. To the Atheist mentality, there is no after life and thus all concerns are only about what he wants for now - temporary short lived "stuff". This mentality is great for the US economy because the people don't try to save anything up and thus spend, waste, and work to buy more only to end up with nothing.

There is a part of Judaism that appreciates people who think like that. The Christian is encouraging people to try to make later generations happier than they were (or they are supposed to be anyway). Those future generations are a part of the Christian in Christian theology. The Atheist theology leaves him not really watching out for later generations or tomorrow and thus allowing political powers to creep in with greater ease. To the politically minded, the Atheist is the easy to manipulate sucker.

So in short, by assuming that your death will bring some fixed result regardless of what you do, you merely make it harder for your children and easier for political entrapment and dictatorship.

ReluctantProphet, Christian Forums 50 Comments [1/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19530

Hello all. Frosty E Hardison here. Yeah it's really ME!

On something as simple as faith? You either have it or you don't.

On something as simple as having a testimony that Jesus Christ has taken an active part in your life? You either have one or you don't. If you don't have it, you walk around in life an empty shell – often times you don't even know it! Once you are filled with HIM and the unconditional love that He is all about? You KNOW what it was to be empty and you want to help others discover the truth too. Scientists can't measure that.

On something as simple as the age of the earth? I can do the math, the lineage provided in Matthew 1:1-17 and Luke 3:23-38 that give the genealogy of Jesus Christ (Matthew recorded Joseph's lineage, while Luke gave the family tree of Mary) places us at what right about 12,000 years today?

As far as science goes? Observational science and speculation of new ideas? Oh yeah, what we see is what we get. Or is it an optical illusion? I have no problems keeping an open mind for new ideas, perspectives and sources of information… the thing is, even under strict circumstances: Can we as fallible humans be mis-interpreting the data that is being read? As a data and systems analyst I have to ask that question all the time. Same goes for the carbon 14 factor. Where do the calculations come from that the world is several billions of years old when carbon 14 data is only good for a few thousand years? Then when you look at the methodology of HOW carbon 14 itself is produced you come into several variances to consider as well. Under what circumstances are there fewer occurrences of C14 being produced – what increases and what decreases it? Is it steady? Is it stable? What factors produce the absorption rates into tissues, fossils and specimens we are looking at? Do they differ or vary by diet, climate, solar variances? As a hobbyist in science myself, I at least still ask those questions.

I would rather have a human witness to cross examine than a machine of any kind – any day. Neither are infallible, but at least one of them can reason, think and extrapolate a conclusion weighing ALL the evidence rather than a preprogrammed set of line codes that can be out of calibration at any given time.

And if you want a spokes person for global warming – I would have chosen Ben Stein! Not AL Gore. Have a wonderful day.

FHardison, RichardDawkins.net 28 Comments [1/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Robert Smith

Quote# 19531

[In response to points about allowing gays in the military]

So you say until they get their way and then their true colors will show. And by the way, the Military is not a place where you can express your desires or rights, the Military is for fighting wars and all this controversy does is help to destabilize our Military, Government, Country and way of life.

So you hate Christians, that is being racist. It would be the same if I said I hate Muslims. I am a Christian and take offense to your comments. This country was founded on Christians principles and if you dont like it, please do us a favor and leave. Go to a country where they accept all the crap you are talking about. And your dream will never come true, because I and other Christians in America will never allow you scum to turn the tables.

Piss off LOL.

TheGoodOne, Military.com 45 Comments [1/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19533

This is where you get off track quite a bit. As a Christian, you NEVER let your conscience dictate what you do. Why? Because even the Bible says our heart is desperately wicked. We are not free to do whatever we want to do. Whether it offends the brothers or not, it goes much further than that. It's offensive to God! There is NO excuse for immorality in the life of the believer. Here a tip. Forget what you feel. Forget what you thought. Forget what you've been taught, and go on what the word of God says. And it CLEARLY says that there are some things that Christians should have no part in. Plain and simple!


Missions2005, Teens 4 Christ 45 Comments [1/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19422


[From a thread about Conan O'Brien's recent jokes about Jebus...]

To: JTHomes

"I am not sure the joke was directed at Jesus. The point of the bit seems to be that this dumb country singer is so homophobic that he even puts Jesus under suspicion, which, because it is ridiculous, is what makes it funny. Although, not married, in your 30's living with your mother, makes you wonder....(sorry, I sometimes can't resist offending the easily offended, but that was JUST a joke)"

Anything that tries to push an homosexual agenda on people, be it humor, sarcasm, or ridicule via tongue and cheek is a joke that is lobbed towards Jesus. This joke was directed in several directions at once with it's splatter effect, ie. southerners, religious, cowboys, and people of morality... Homophobe is the liberals invention to counter their Moralphobia. Moralphobia translates into Christphobia.

Sorry, but Conan crosses the boundary with this one, his whole show (and several of his late night competitors) is to take the low road for a laugh, and most people that have any backbone avoid it like the plague.

BTW... the easily offended (as you like to call us) has watched as these so called entertainers have dragged morality down to the dirt and then want to press it in your face. We have watched lately as Janet Jackson throws her boobs in our face on prime time without warning, we have watched as government redefines "marriage". We have seen what it has done to our nation.

It about time some actually got offended. IMHO...

LowOil, Free Republic 31 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Long Cut

Quote# 19426

As I already said numerous times, the universe (or multiverse) does not have the property of being able to create itself. A creator does. And a creator also has the property of creating itself. It is the most logical answer.

Yeah 'Goddidit'.

Avatar, Christian Forums 37 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 19427

[So, Zach, you honestly can't see the hypocrisy in an ideology (conservatism) that only defends its own civil rights?]

It defends all peoples rights.

Zach Eineman, Myspace 20 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 19429

If fraud were against the law, then all of the evos would be in jail.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 51 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19430

last time a checked, the result of our actions is something that we're usually made to be responsible for. Sex and baby making are not somthing that you can separate. The fact is, whether or not your body makes a baby or not is not somthing that you choose to do or not. The only thing that you can consent to is sex. Therefore, the CHOICE is whether to have sex or not.

If consenting to your body making a baby was a "choice" to be made then there would be nothing to abort, because you could just refuse to consent to it being there in the first place. But its there, you already consented to it being there when you had sex

Michael, Myspace 38 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 19433

"I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!".

As Christians that means we follow the teaching of Christ Jesus.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 44 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: benjdm

Quote# 19439

Way, way way too much government control. All these laws are leading up to the implementation of the law of the Beast.

Government controls your every move. Then the "republic" falls. Then the Chavez or Ayatollah government takes over.

Things are moving rather quickly.

A fourteen-year-old girl cannot drive a car, buy a pack of cigarettes, or eat trans-fats. But she can conspire in the murder of her own child. We're done.

UNeverEverNo, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19440

Christianity is a mental illness!

Consensus, FDSDT Comments 80 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19442

I've lost a helluva lotta confidence in Bush. He should be going on Fox, where he would get a fair hearing and fair treatment. Instead he keeps pandering to the Left, which will shoot him outta the saddle at every opportunity.

DesertFox, FreeConservatives 22 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19444

Saddam was most definitely a demon force. I saw an actual news clip which showed when he and his sons attended rituals where men were told to stab themselves in the gut with swords and dance around until they dropped dead. And you think Saddam deserved to live? You think a mass murderer who fed on killing people whenever he felt like it, a man who fed on watching people die a torturous death, deserves to live?

You seem to think God is going to bring about the end days without any use of man, that man will not be involved in the great tribulation, or that man will not be involved in the great war, but that only angels will do the work? Well the fact is that angels work through man, don't you know. And so Jesus rides in on the white horse.... in the book of revelation and doesn't slay anyone? If you don't see the hand of God working through righteousness, then you need to look back on history and see how it has been working, is working and will always be working through man. We are vessels... don't you know? If a person is going to be used by satan, they will get the damnation of being a vessel for satan. The righteousness of God works through man.... if you can't see the difference of righteousness at work against the unrighteous, then you need to look at your history lessons from a different perspective.

Relic, 123 Christian Forums 19 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19445

[In a thread on... whether or not fact and opinion are the same? wtf?]

I've tried avoiding this debate for it's utter absurdity (the title is an oxymoron) but, it seems most of you share the same opinion of the few topics I bring to this forum, so here I am.

It stands to reason that many scientists have overlooked this question entirely, rather accepting many theories as fact, and basing many more theories upon them, when in reality if one were to be disproven, they would all crumble to the ground, and we'd have to start over from scratch reshaping all of our ideas about anyone school of science. The theory of relativity is one of these, upon which countless ideas about physics and the relation of objects and enerygy within our known world have been created. Einstein reported several times throughout his memoirs that he thought he was wrong about this, and invited people to disprove him...though no one ever really tried. Through the simple processes of logic while observing many things that are obvious about our world and energy in general, we can see what Einstein forgot, or simply left out of his famous energy equation; E=MC^2. Frequency, density, modulation, and countless other aspects of matter and energy have simply been overlooked. To say that accelerating any one mass to the speed of light squared would transform it into energy...is proposturous. It is to assume that the speed of light is the end all velocity of the Universe, the fastest any object could ever travel...ever. Quantum physics challenges this theory on many levels, as does the idea of a fourth dimension, and the existance of a black hole...yet given these flaws apparent in Einsteins theory, we still base most of our ideas concerning physics on that one basic principle.

EoD, The Gaming Universe 37 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19446

As the triumvirate of naturalism--Dawkins, Dennett and Harris--go about pronouncing religion terminal, others are predicting that Darwin's "dangerous idea"--long on life-support--is about to have the plug pulled.

According to Dr. John A. Davidson, emeritus experimental researcher in biology, Darwinism "has failed to survive the acid test of experimental verification" and is finished as a theory. How so? In Dr. Davidson's words, "It is now 147 years since the publication of Darwin's celebrated 'On the Origin of Species,' yet not a single species has been observed to be formed through the mechanism he proposed. That mechanism, the natural selection of randomly produced variations is apparently incompetent to transform contemporary species even into a new member of the same genus. The most intensive artificial selection has also proven to be unable to transcend the species barrier."

As I recall from my graduate radiobiology class, after zillions of generations of radiation-induced mutations on drosophila (the common fruit fly), three things resulted: deformed flies, unchanged flies , and dead flies. What was never observed was a bee, wasp, or sparrow. You're right, Dr. Davidson, the time to put Darwin's fanciful tale to rest is way past due.


Regis Nicoll, Crosswalk.com 40 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19448

[On Robin Williams character saying "who is evolved" in the film Night at the Museum]

Now I am not one to go on rants on things that may seem unimportant, but this really grinds my gears.

Here we have the new trend of the secular world. By working in words like 'evolution' to movie scripts wer are creating a false view of the world that is being force-fed to kids everywhere.

I think there should be a petition to take the lines "who is evolved?" out of the movie. It is not surprising that such a line was spoken by someone as liberal as Robin Williams, but still should not be said. If the views of creationism are being repressed and views of evolution are upheld- then can it really be called "freedom of speech"?

Anyhoo, that is my rant- please let me know your thoughts. I think if we band together and express our views we can make a difference.

sagentx2005, IMDb 56 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge

Quote# 19457

We all know what happened after 9/11, and I can't imagine what kind of horrific scenes willl occur right at the second of the Rapture...

Just about ALL vehicals will crash, power outages, and people will be in chaos. everyone will lose someone in the Rapture, if they are left behind... People need to be ready, get your soul ready. Because, the Rapture is very near...

Closer than we even think, because, we are witnessing Jews returning to their land. Its not going to be a pretty sight when we as christians leave this earth, when Jesus comes to get us.

Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!

SmokinJoe1977, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19464

if i eveer came face to face with darkins i woud tel him THIS

i hope you get to com face to face wit god on judgement day im surre he woud luv to wipe the smirrk off his smug face hell is go ing 2 b a very painnfull exprence for him im surre darkwing will keep him commpany they coud talk bout evilolution .. ... ..

stevey, C4forums 72 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19465

Having knowledge that there is no god is quite delusional in of itself. No one can claim such truth and anyone who does claim such truth is delusional. However, those saying that there is a god are not delusional since many would claim that god has spoken to them through prayer. And who can argue with prayer?

Why Me, Mormon Apologetics 49 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19469

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyN8tFPWw5g" target="_blank">Ken Ham presents: Ken Ham's Evilyoushun Singalong!</a>

Ken Ham, Youtube 24 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19473

You know, its because of evolution that we have Earth Day. I'm againat Earth Day. If you look at the purpose and reason behind Earth Day, its satanic. People want you to think that we're in some way obligated to cleaning up the earth.

Zach, Teens-4-Christ 105 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 19481

I have went searching for my answer and I figured I should post it. Firstly no, it isnt possible for a human to become pregnant with an animals child. The reason I say no, is because womens eggs are different than other species, and so the semen from an animal will not enter a womans eggs. This, I have found out, really aggravates some women who are just way into beastiality. The many women who would "love to" have there animals child are plentiful, and a many would just "love to" have the chance to do so. I have even encountered some women (on the net) who have considered going to a veternarian and asking that thier eggs be replaced by a b---- eggs or another female animals eggs, just so they can have half-human half-animal babies. Cloning animals is bad. Cloning babies and having them artificially inseminated is worse. Having hybrid animal-humans out in this world is by far the most inhumane and unmoral thing I have ever heard of. What is wrong with people?

StardustDragonfly, Minuteman Message Board 68 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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