Quote# 30026

[The Bible is self-contradictory and states many things that we now know to be impossible or absurd.]


Not true. Nothing in the Bible can be proven false.

maranatha, FSTDT Forum 28 Comments [10/14/2007 5:40:01 PM]
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Quote# 30031

[from another imaginary conversation]

GOD: Son, would it help you if I told you that my church is about to enter a time when many go to prison and I sent you ahead to show them how to bear up in prison?

Kent Hovind, CSE blogs 38 Comments [10/14/2007 4:57:15 PM]
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Quote# 30028

Once upon a time in a magical land, long long ago, inanimate matter with no genetic information turned into a living organism, complete with a complex system of DNA, with genetic code that could fill over 1,000 pages! The complex system of DNA got coded all by itself, by some unknown, unprovable process! This first, random, living organism is far too complex for humans to replicate, but it all happened accidentally! We have no proof that this has ever happened, of course, despite all of our scientific research. Then, the single celled organism turned into a more complex multi-celled organism, magically, by adding even MORE complex genetic code to itself randomly! We have no proof that this could ever happen either, despite all of the research we do on single-celled organisms, since no single-celled organism has reproduced into anything more than a single-celled organism. Now, plants and animals are constantly adding new, complex code to themselves magically, and so fish turn into monkeys, lizards transform into birds, and cows magically morph into whales in the enchanted land called Earth! We have no proof of any of this, but let's teach it to children in public schools and universities using everyone's tax dollars!

Yes, that sounds like science to me.

And yes, religions tend to have an element of belief to them, especially the religion of evolution.

"The religion of evolution: 50% unprovable belief, 50% disprovable lies."™

[email protected], evolution is for idiots 33 Comments [10/14/2007 4:55:27 PM]
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Quote# 30030

[Some of Satan's supposed reasons for wanting Kent in jail:]

1. You are in God’s family and therefore, you are my enemy. I asked for and received permission to do this to you to destroy your faith in God.

2. Thousands have been converted to Christ because of the simple way you expose evolution. I hate people like you who steal people from my kingdom!

3. Evolution has been my religion since the Garden of Eden. I want people to believe the lie that they are improving and can one day be a god. Your message destroys that, so I hate you and will stop you any way I can.

6. You were encouraging common people to start similar ministries to expose evolution and many were doing it. I don’t mind it as much when the super-intellectuals speak on creation because they use all the big words and complex proofs that only a few understand. But your method of making it simple is way too effective

7. Your “Questions and Answer Session” on Seminar #7 makes me angry because you explain the King James issue clearly and cause people to doubt all my false Bibles. I have worked hard for 6,000 years to make people question or doubt or change God’s words and you are undoing my work. I hate you for this!

8. You have also dared to try to take dinosaurs away from me. I have used dinosaurs for nearly 200 years to teach billions of people that the earth is billions of years old and that God’s Word is not true. Your seminar on dinosaurs strikes at the heart of my kingdom. I intend to destroy both your ministry and your reputation for good. Dinosaurs are especially effective for me to deceive children. You are taking children away from me, so I took yours away from you!

Kent Hovind, CSE blogs 59 Comments [10/14/2007 12:45:23 PM]
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Quote# 30029

[Just a few of the reasons Kent thinks God might have allowed him to go to prison:]

1. I broke some law that no one, not even the IRS has been able to show me yet.

9. To show me how corrupt our legal system is, so I’ll understand when You bring judgement on America

33. To let me see the suffering inflicted on millions by our government, as nearly every other government in history has done.

38. To discover those who say they love Jesus yet kick me when I’m down. Judas apparently has cousins alive today.

39. To show me the dangers of 501 (c) (3) and how most of Your children will compromise during the tribulation over these issues.

41. To let me see the well organized tool room in Pensacola for ideas for our ministry.

Kent Hovind, CSE blogs 34 Comments [10/14/2007 12:39:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 30021



Just about a month ago, I met a vampire. She made me realize that the powers that I had once had were still there. I talked a lot with her and began to think that I too was a vampire. But some things did not seem fitting. I didn't know what, but something was missing. I had some of the characteristics of a vampire, but some things were still unexplained.

Then, i began to talk with a person of the otherkin. I told him what I believed, that i was not vampiric at all, but perhaps wiccan, or otherkin. He confirmed this and for the first time, after he began explaining things to me, i felt like i belonged. For the first time in my life, i felt whole, and as if i at last knew what my destiny was.

But as it is with all things, realizing this blessing that I have, it comes with a burden i know. And it is much like being an infant again in a world of unknown shadows and strange surroundings.

But i am willing to take the risks and pain that I will no doubt encounter.

Selene, OtherKin Messageboard 68 Comments [10/14/2007 11:46:07 AM]
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Quote# 30019

"You Deserve Hell Today

by David J. Stewart

For decades now, billions of people have been listening to the McDonald's singing slogan, "You Deserve A Break Today." The sinful human nature finds such self-indulgent words greatly appealing. No doubt, this marketing strategy has largely contributed to McDonalds success. Unfortunately, few people realize the underlying humanism inherent in such words. Do we really deserve a break today?

The Word of God (the Bible) declares that we all deserve to burn in hell-fire and brimstone (Romans 6:23; Revelation 20:13-15, 21:8). No one deserves anything more than hell.



David J Stewart, Jesusissavior website. 63 Comments [10/14/2007 11:29:41 AM]
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Quote# 30020

(In Response to the article, "US air strike kills women, children")

I hate to see children killed or innocent people, but I have seen videos of them training children to hate Jews and Americans and kill them wherever they find them. I hate to put something like this, but I would rather they die now than to grow and have to fight my son then. I pray God to take such thoughts out of my mind. I feel however that they are having 8-10 children and we are having 1 or 2. What are our odds. Birth Control and Abortion are going to be the downfall of our society.

seashell, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [10/14/2007 11:18:43 AM]
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Quote# 30014

my religious beliefs are a core component of my life and make me happy, so why do i care if thier wrong?

Brandon Duggan, facebook 39 Comments [10/14/2007 8:22:16 AM]
Fundie Index: -8
Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 30017

This is humanist/homosexual propaganda at its worst. An attempt to convince young people that same sex relationships are normal and that marriage and the family are to be shunned. Its seethes with hatred toward God, toward the Holy Bible, and toward Christians in general (unless, of course, one is a Christian in name only and goes along with this skewed philosophy). To not allow ones children to read this book would not be censorship, but good parenting. Children don't always recognize poison when they see it, and therefore it is the job of the parents to protect them from consuming it.

Istvan La Salle, Amazon.com 31 Comments [10/14/2007 7:23:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Roxas

Quote# 30015

You can't tell me the earth is old.

Did you know that if the universe is very old, they would have landed in a mile of space dust on the moon.

Also, they have beetles that make a spit so hot that it couldn't have been evolved because they is no step inbtween.

But they never tell you these things in science because it goes against they religon of evolution.

Let me ask you people a question: If evolution was true, where do bulls come from? There are no female bulls, so how do they come to be if they aren't created? I bet you never talked about that in evolution school.

The Bible is Right!, FSTDT Comments 47 Comments [10/14/2007 6:22:09 AM]
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Quote# 30012

[From a thread titled: "y some of u choose to be atheist"]

i think some of you choose to be atheist because u are at a forum read what people have to say and go with their opinion because it is in fact more believable. i also think some of you choose to be atheist so u can bash every christian that comes in your path so u can say the things that you have read every other wanna be atheist say.

im agnostic. i think that there are possibilitys in all religions but i refuse to believe that one is the prime example. if your atheist ways are wrong and like in the other post where the person said love jesus cuz u got a hole in your heart blah blah. you shouldnt be saying shit like omg your lord is bullshit, cuz it is possible there is one.

to be honest it makes u look stupid i know damn well you wouldnt be doing that shit in real life because you know that.

Ahhchuu, Dreamviews Forum 45 Comments [10/14/2007 6:19:36 AM]
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Quote# 30013

Anyone else just get filled with rage when they hear the Lords name taken in vane? I hear it all the time. Today I told someone they don't need to do it, and they mocked Christianity, basically saying Jesus is nothing but a (their words) "bloke that people wear on necklaces"

All I could think to myself was, you'll get what you deserve when you're burning in hell. I replyed saying "you'll wish you listened to me one day" I know its not right to think this way, but these people are so ignorent and rude that they'll NEVER actually shut up and listen to my point of view.


How do you deal with people like this (man, I'm still upset about this person)


Kain, Online Christian Teen Forums 55 Comments [10/14/2007 3:37:56 AM]
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Quote# 30006

I think we should put a ban on Athiests. They are bad for society, what do you think?

Jesus-Halo-God, GameSpot 36 Comments [10/14/2007 12:53:03 AM]
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Quote# 30005

["The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 326 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals--He just thinks they need more supervision"]

I'm sorry, but you are flat wrong. There are over 30 admonishments against homosexuality in the Bible. God specifically states he hates homosexuals and has given them up as servants of the devil. There are 132 passages in the bible where specifcally states he HATES either a person or group of people. God does not love everyone, and he says as much in his word. I know you have heard this soul destroying lie from many people claiming to teach God's word. It simply is not true. RightWolf2 12:58, 19 March 2007 (EDT)



RightWolf2, Conservapedia 34 Comments [10/14/2007 12:48:36 AM]
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Quote# 30002

That is not what I was saying here. The rapist certainly is responsible for his actions. However, if the girl involved has dressed immodestly, she shares that responsibility.

A few months ago, when I went to bed, I left some cookies out. When we got up the next morning, there were two smiling kids and cookie crumbs in living room. they were wrong for eating the cookies, and touching what was not theirs to touch, but I was also wrong for giving them a strong temptation. I should have removed the temptation from them. Likewise, a girl who dresses immodestly is setting up a temptation for men. Some men may be able to contain themselves and their thoughts. Other men may not be as strong. Their thoughts run away with them, and they lust after the flesh they see, but they are able to contain it at that. But men who are weaker still may not even be able to stop there. These men may go further and act on their desires. If a man commits rape, has he done wrong? Absolutely! If the woman tempted him, is she wrong as well? Sure is! This flies in the face of the sensibilities we have all been taught because we have believed a lie. We have believed that we can do whatever we want and there are no consequences to our sins. This is a lie.

imasaved1(bro Randy), Teens-4-Christ 65 Comments [10/14/2007 12:48:12 AM]
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Quote# 30018

The real challenge for science is not to just to dig in more of the physical reality - but try to traverse the "science and art" of unknown spirituality. There are evidences that extra-terrestrials with very advanced technology mastered the spiritual realm of science and they are capable of creating the miracles.

India Daily Technology Team, India Daily 14 Comments [10/14/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Phil M

Quote# 29996

[Responding to a request for evidence that the Biblical Abraham existed as a historical figure:]

I have faith in Jesus Christ so I believe in the promise that was made to Abraham which makes me a spiritual descendant of his. This I believe by faith in Jesus Christ.

Sally-Anne, Temple of the Rat Creatures 25 Comments [10/13/2007 10:08:30 PM]
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Quote# 30004

Teaching God's word that homosexuals are sinful and militant is not hate speech, but free speech. God's teachings of homosexuality indicate that throughout history, homosexuals have continuously been savage aggressors -- with an agenda. The story of Sodom is particularly informative. It described the homosexual agenda of the ancient city of sodom in 1898 B.C. as forcible homosexual assault and enslavement by the homosexual inhabitants of the city to any men who visited the city. If you believe the bible is hate, then you can head over to Wikipedia and read the alternate viewpoint there. RightWolf2 02:32, 19 March 2007 (EDT)



RightWolf2, Conservapedia 34 Comments [10/13/2007 9:44:23 PM]
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Quote# 30001

If your goal is promoting views against the Word of God (or stereotypes the Fundamentalist, as you call it), then you are welcome to leave. This site exists to give teens a safe place to fellowship, to teach them about the Word of God. It is not a forum for people to come in express their non-Biblical views.

God is not the author of confusion. Since God has called and ordained me to this ministry, there is no way you could be called to 'have a God-given duty to educate people' against us.

Finally, your 'legitimate sources' are in conflict with the Word of God. Since they are in conflict with the Word of God, they are inaccurate and unacceptable. The Word of God is our final authority for all matters of faith and practice.

Yes, now that you have clearly stated your goals, I have disabled your account.

imasaved!(Bro Randy), Teens-4-Christ 27 Comments [10/13/2007 9:40:38 PM]
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Quote# 30008

SCI101 - Biology
Prerequisites: 8th Grade Science
Periods per week: 6 Credit: 1.0 Grade(s): 9
Biology is a study of Gods design as described in the Genesis account of creation. The development of the class follows a traditional course studying biochemistry, genetics, cellular biology, and the traditional six kingdoms of life. In addition, the students are taught how to defend their beliefs in a Creator God in face of evolutionary theory. The student will be ready to stand firm against the outside influences of evolutionism no matter what direction their life leads. (Text: Biology: The Study of Life by Glenco McGraw-Hill)

unknown, Harrisburg Christian School Course Catalog 43 Comments [10/13/2007 9:22:36 PM]
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Submitted By: necroforest

Quote# 29999

[regarding FSTDT]

They are a racist hate group that even encompasses whoever THEY decide to stick a label of fundie on!

Am, CARM 33 Comments [10/13/2007 6:49:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Maronan

Quote# 29993

I like Romney's social values. Since he is a believing Mormon, I am sadly forced to question his ability to think critically. I doubt that I could vote for him.

FT, The Christian Post 26 Comments [10/13/2007 6:48:42 PM]
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Quote# 29997

It is a noble cause to try to use genetic research to find cures for various illnesses that plague mankind. Unfortunately, the cause of disease can't be found by looking under a microscope.

Because cancer and other forms of deformities are the results of the curse of sin, I believe that scientists are probably wasting their time in trying find cures. In the end, their efforts will either amount to nothing or they will invoke God's wrath.

Rapture Ready, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [10/13/2007 4:20:41 PM]
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Quote# 29988

Hmmm...this is tricky. Don't be gay? I know what you could say but I believe homosexuality is a sin. Before you start calling me ignorant and saying homosexuality is false, let me tell you what I think. It's starting to be proven that homosexuality is actually genetic and I think that God is testing you. It's your cross to bear. Most likely for the rest of your life. Don't commit the perversion. Please.

Serious_Cat, IMDB 38 Comments [10/13/2007 3:16:00 PM]
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