Quote# 31308

"Sometimes this site makes me laugh, other times it makes me want to go out and shoot a god botherer in the face.

This is one of those other times."

Anonymous, Fundie Watch comments 30 Comments [11/17/2007 9:20:46 AM]
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Submitted By: TB Tabby

Quote# 31307

Would anybody here condone, support or even encourage me if I said I wanted to commit murder? That's forgiveable isn't it? What's the difference between that and divorce? Maybe I want to go take my neighbor's new riding mower because I'm not happy with mine. Mine is difficult to start, is hard to push - it's going to give me heart attack. God will forgive me.

Divorce is not a knee-jerk, spontaneous slip. It is a carefully planned, meticulously executed deliberate act. One consciously and intentionally places his desire over a direct command from the Lord.


AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [11/17/2007 6:14:36 AM]
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Quote# 31304

You think you're playing with a fool, but I'm a fool for Christ the King of the universe.

Floatingaxe, Foru.ms 59 Comments [11/17/2007 3:12:15 AM]
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Quote# 31302

Yes , they do , when they really don't have any right to ... don't have a right to revcieve presents or anything at all.Personally, I think athiests at Christmas should not get Christmas bonus , school holidays for Christmas etc.Because they don't believe in it.

Whight_Knight, GameSpot 40 Comments [11/16/2007 11:52:36 PM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 31301

[In a list of physical evidence that "contradicts" the earth being billions of years old.]

Evidence for a rapid formation of geological strata, as in the biblical flood. Some of the evidences are: [...] thick layers of “rock” bent without fracturing, indicating that the rock was all soft when bent; and more.

Christian Answers, Christian Answers 26 Comments [11/16/2007 9:59:00 PM]
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Quote# 31294

Abiogenesis is life from non-life.

So, for instance, if a bunch of styrofoam packing peanuts suddenly turned into racoons, that would be abiogenesis.

metherion, foru.ms 60 Comments [11/16/2007 9:25:50 PM]
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Quote# 31295

[OP explains how her best friend was just diagnosed with HIV]

I agree with sharing Christ with her now more than ever.

She's battered, she's bruised, she's lost a lot of pride, she'll be more open to these things.

Windmill, foru.ms 53 Comments [11/16/2007 9:19:04 PM]
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Quote# 31297

Muslimists believe in world domination [you know like james bond-p u s s y galore in goldfinger] when they take over and are killing all non Muslim males and raping the women and chilren, that is before they kill them, this is teir belief. Who will be there to protect you? No not james bond, it will be Blackwater...............

sallycrow, Military.com 32 Comments [11/16/2007 9:17:37 PM]
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Quote# 31287

(Suggests an 'everybody burns but me' award)

When a mind is perverted so is everything they read and believ, also perverted! In hopes of riches from heaven you as all churchers did deliberately pervert your own mind and the minds of your children in hopes of riches from heaven.

None of you were born perverts; all you churchers deliberately perverted your own minds- and in your perverted mind you are so stupid you believe God loves evildoers and hate children and good people- you prove yourself a pervert in that you serve the devil in person of forgiving criminals.

All of you perverts continuely qoute John 3:16-
"For God so loved the world (includes you and every other atheist on this board) that He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever (includes every single atheist) believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life."
John 3:16
All of you thinking, implying- this Scriptrue is saying everyone is going to heaven while in truth this Scripture is saying--

99.99% of the world population today is damned to hell- and that 100% of all world churchers are going into the firery torments of everlasting punisments with no relief as the smoke of your torments ascends into the clouds for every more- and infinity- your worm dieth not- there is no limit to the depth of your terrible sufferings nor no end to your sufferings for God is nothing more to you bozos than a conversation peace.
God is a jealous God and you are serving the devil in forgiving criminals- it is a dangerous thing to fall into the hands of an angry God.

oonie


oonie, AT@T Religion 31 Comments [11/16/2007 9:12:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Rambler

Quote# 31292

'Global Warming' may seem a strange expression for a solid, conservative voice to use; but, it is true. The earth is preparing for a breathtaking revolution, and global warming is at the center of the change. Conservative voices are also at the top of the list of naysayers because of the agenda that global warming advocates endorse and are dedicated to accomplish. I agree that those voices carrying the banner of global warming are whackos and see the whole process as a reason to turn back the clock of the modern world. Study the Bible and you will see the absolute truth of our world heading at neck-breaking speed right into a Biblical New World Order, where global warming is the Divine appointment for the earth.

Joseph Chambers, Paw Creek Ministries 17 Comments [11/16/2007 9:09:54 PM]
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Quote# 31290

Ireland has absolutely failed its duty to God. It has been wholly given over to the idea that it is okay to be a filthy fag. They have allowed their fags to establish themselves at every level of society, especially in the government. A law called "An Act to Prohibit Incitement to Hatred on Account of Sexual Orientation" has been enacted by the wicked lawmakers in Ireland to eliminate any true gospel preaching there. Jeremiah 7:28 But thou shalt say unto them, This is a nation that obeyeth not the voice of the LORD their God, nor receiveth correction: truth is perished, and is cut off from their mouth. Isn't that just exactly what Gospel preaching is supposed to do: incite people to hate sin? 2 Chronicles 19:2 Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the Lord? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the Lord. While only about 10% of the population of Ireland are fags or dykes, the other 90% are most assuredly their soul-condemning enablers. The old preachers used to say fag-enablers are worse than fags because fag-enablers support the filthy beasts calling themselves gay, and they don't even have the excuse of being prisoner to a vile lust. Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Ireland is a land of vile, feces-eaters and anus lickers and those who have pleasure in them - all of whom are abominations to God and headed for Hell. Deal with it!

Fred Phelps, God Hates Ireland 71 Comments [11/16/2007 7:35:11 PM]
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Quote# 31289

b. February 1 and 2 -- Candlemas and Imbolg, popularly called Groundhog's Day. The popular "Punxsutawney Phil" groundhog comes out of his burrow to divine the next few weeks of weather. If he sees his shadow, we will have 6 more weeks of bad weather until Spring finally arrives; if he does not see his shadow, the next 7 weeks before Spring will be good weather. Notice this pagan tradition features both the number '6' and '7', which when added, equals '13'.
What most people do not realize is that the pagan view of Groundhog's Day (Imbolg) represents the Earth Mother. Consider these uncanny parallels between the Groundhog and the Earth Mother:
1. As the Earth goddess sleeps inside the earth during the winter season, so does the Groundhog
2. Both the Earth goddess and the Groundhog bridge the two time periods: Winter and Spring
3. Both the goddess and the Groundhog are "earth" creatures
4. Both the goddess and the Groundhog "awaken" in Springtime
5. Both the Earth goddess and the Groundhog complete the "cycle of reincarnation"
6. Annually, both the Earth goddess and the Groundhog represent the cycle of "rebirth" and "renewal"
The name, "Groundhog" was substituted for the Satanic name of the holiday, Imbolg, a night requiring human sacrifice.

David Bay, The Cutting Edge 35 Comments [11/16/2007 7:33:44 PM]
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Quote# 31293

The more a person reads about Leonardo da Vinci the more he sees the sinister dimensions. Leonardo's homosexual lifestyle would certainly tend to make him see male figures in an effeminate fashion. Homosexuality and feminism are always closely aligned and will be the exalted culture of the coming One World Order ruled by the Beast. Leonardo would have hated any expression of strong masculinity and authoritarian actions even as it is attacked with unembarrassed hatred today. The picture of Jesus Christ in this so-called masterpiece is itself effeminate and grotesque. The long hair on the Lord is totally unbiblical and an attack on His incredible masculine nature as the Son of man.

Joseph Chambers, Paw Creek Ministries 51 Comments [11/16/2007 7:19:40 PM]
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Quote# 31291

One reason we can know that Bible-believing Christianity is the only real religion is that all the other religions have similar ideas, doctrines, and powers in harmony with the world of Lucifer and his devils. The Hindus have the same black spots on their forehead that you will find in occultic toys and games.

Joseph Chambers, Paw Creek Ministries 32 Comments [11/16/2007 6:53:29 PM]
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Quote# 31288

3) May 1 Beltaine, also called Walpurgisnacht or Roodmass. This is why the Communists have always celebrated May 1, which they call May Day. Communism was never actually Atheistic; it has always been Satanic to its core. Remember, Karl Marx was a practicing Satanist.

David Bay, The Cutting Edge 43 Comments [11/16/2007 6:53:08 PM]
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Quote# 31286

I am a hard-core creationist!! Literal 24 hour days and God said He did it in 6- so that's what I believe! I can't for the life of me understand how anyone with any sense or brain power can really believe in evolution- it totally excapes me!


Solo Fide, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [11/16/2007 6:51:19 PM]
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Quote# 31281

[Re: Homosexuality]

Should be punishable by death.Sorry if some disagree,but it kills Judeo /Christian societies!

Christianwhitenation, JTF Forum 46 Comments [11/16/2007 6:51:05 PM]
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Quote# 31277

I have on an individual level befriended a couple of people who are homosexual. It is not my place to individually attack them and treat them like crap. It is very much my job to stand against their attempt to take over the nation and force everybody to believe that their bizarre, sick lifestyle is normal and great.

C.F. , JTF Forum 29 Comments [11/16/2007 6:50:52 PM]
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Quote# 31283

Science, is based on theology.

ClouD, Dreamviews Forum 30 Comments [11/16/2007 6:50:41 PM]
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Quote# 31278

In Serbia homosexualism is not tolerated.
They tried to organize a gay parade in our capital, Belgrade city.

Men, women, children and old people kicked their heads!
We showed them that Serbia does not accept homosexualism.

No homosexuals on Serbian lands.

I do not know in which century it was exactly but there was a period in Serbia when homosexuals were executed.

Stop Sodom and Gomorra!

DALMACIJA , JTF Forum 41 Comments [11/16/2007 6:50:37 PM]
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Quote# 31275

Most of us couldn't give a hoot about gays if they confined their activities to their private homes and their campaign for rights ended 20 years ago when sodomy was decriminalised.

What infuriates us about fags is the radical fag lobby. They're not satisfied with the rights they have. They make more and more outrageous demands.

Demanding gay marriage.
Demanding the right to adopt children
Demanding the Red Cross accepts their blood
Demanding the right to address jnr highschoolers and give "OK to be gay" lectures
Publishing childrens books with gay thenes.......

It goes on and on.

Every group has the right to be left alone. NOBODY has the right to demand acceptance. If they let up. we'd leave them be. But they insist on getting political and having laws drafted that destroy our culture, so they're in the firing line.

newman , JTF Forum 44 Comments [11/16/2007 6:50:04 PM]
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Quote# 31284

Atheistic Geology


Unbelievers (secularists, humanists and muslims) have long been attempting to throw the world into chaos by overturning the biblical order set by Christ 2007 years ago. And if youwant to poison a tree, what better to do to poison its roots? As such, Biblical nay-sayers have been attempting to kill the tree of Christianity and send everyone to HELL by attacking the Bible's foundation, the book of Genesis. Their favourite tool is not evolution, which even they realize is a shoddy theory, but geology, a full field of study.

In order to contort geology to conform to their twisted ideology, deists, secularists and muslims invented uniformitarianism, the idea that small, gradual geological processes. One of the fathers of uniformitarianism aditted he was trying to overthrow "Mosaic Geology" (that is, geology from Moses, who wrote Genesis) Uniformitarianism is BUNK. No-one has seen a river forming or a mountain being made- it is somptuous inference.

Radiometric dating is based upon uniformitarianism. No-one can prove that the decay rates are constant. However, some have proven they have changed in the past. The RATE group, Ph.D. scientists, have figured out that the helium content in some rocks, that are supposedly millions of years old, is so large that they must be 6000 to 10000 years old. Yet radioactive dating is still used to prove antichristian philosophy.

Similarly stupid are the assumptions of plate tectonics. I don't deny they happened. But a global flood could easilybreak plates apart and smash them together, creating mountains and deep ocen trenches. (In fact, marine limestone is on top of mount everest.) Rock could also form then, where the heat and pressure required would be present, burying unsuspecting dinosaurs.

In fact, to make rock, you don't need much of this. All you need is a kettle, although you probably won't get enough to bury dinosaurs!

God bless!


GentleChristianMommy, http://foru.ms/ 34 Comments [11/16/2007 6:29:12 PM]
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Quote# 31274

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Singapore has banned a Microsoft Corp video game which contains a scene showing a human woman and an alien woman kissing and caressing each other, a local newspaper reported Thursday. The Straits Times said "Mass Effect" -- a highly anticipated futuristic space adventure game from Microsoft -- was banned by Singapore's Media Development Authority.

In October, Singapore's parliament decided to keep a ban on sex between men, and Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong said that the city-state should keep its conservative values and not allow special rights for homosexuals.

Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, Reuters 34 Comments [11/16/2007 5:33:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Gevamna

Quote# 31267

Dear IFG1P315,

Apart from abiogenesis, we can also attack materialistic evolution in other ways :

(1) materialistic evolution cannot explain many human characteristics (especially spiritual ones) , for example :

free will;
self-awareness;
sense of dignity;
sense of beauty;
musical abilities;
language abilities;
sense of morality;
aversion of dirtiness;
aversion of bad smells;
preference for cooked food;
fear of seeing blood.

All these are found lacking in animals;

(2) Many supernatural incidents are effective in disproving materialistic evolution, including apparitions of God and saints, miracles (like miraculous spring water of Lourdes , incorruptible bodies of saints), etc.
They are not scientific facts but are FACTS.

tomc, Foru.ms 57 Comments [11/16/2007 4:57:36 AM]
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Quote# 31265

[supersport explains the fossil record]

But anyway, as I said, evolutionists -- the geniuses they are -- equate size with how primitive a creature is. For years darwinists claimed that horses started out as a tiny dog-sized creature and then as they became more evolved -- ie..more complex -- they grew larger. Likewise they say the rat and the human had a common ancestor -- which obviously was a smallish rodent-type human. It was only as this creature became more evolved/complex that it grew in size. (Gotta love this logic, don't you?)

But let's move on to the geologic column: The basic story when it comes to fossils in the geologic column is that the lower strata is older than the higher stratas. And since the geologic column supposedly represents millions of years of Earth's history, then obviously the fossils in each of the layers must be the same age as the layer in which they are found. But what evolutionists like to point out is the progression from the most "simple" (ie...small) organisms, such as bacteria and worms -- to the most complex (ie..large) organisms -- such as vertebrates and mammals.

So, what they've evidently found in the fossil record is a progression from the small to the large, starting from the lower levels and working upwards.

So how do mixed nuts work into this? Glad you asked.

My wife bought a large can of mixed nuts the other day and I've been indulging in them. Of course, like most cans of mixed nuts, the ratio of peanuts to other nuts such as almonds, cashews and pecans is out of whack -- with far too many peanuts. As a result I noticed that shaking the can has a way of bringing the larger nuts to the top.

Voila!

Interestingly, it's this concept that seems quite plausible in regards to the geologic column; whenever the earth moves or the crust shifts or trembles, it could very well be that the smaller organisms (ie.."primitive") fall through the cracks and find themselves in lower strata more easily than larger organisms might. Same concept when water flows down through the earth: it's certainly more likely to drag smaller/"primitive" fossils downward than it is to drag larger fossils.

This might explain why single-celled organisms find their way to the lowest levels, followed by trilobites fish, crabs, snails, birds, small mammals, etc. This could give the impression of a neatly-sorted geologic column, no?

Why have I never heard this explanation from evolutionists?


supersport, CARM 72 Comments [11/16/2007 1:42:55 AM]
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