Quote# 20538

Well, satan does not live in the core of Earth as most believe, his spiritual presence resides on the moon.

Phatbowser, Gamer's Gateway 76 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scarface

Quote# 20540

you can make all the excuses for evilutionary scientists you like, but the fact is, no one has ever seen an animal give birth to a different kind of animal, so evilution is, at best, a theory, but in reality, a tool of diabolical influence

Carico, CARM 45 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20544

(one fundie's rant against the sin of cremation)

In support of the ungodly sin of burning the dead many in the Church of Christ say the body returns to dust. They also say that we are concerned (I imagine they are also talking about God) with the Spirit. So what is the Spirit and where does it go in death? Also how does this Spirit relate to the Holy Spirit? Can you blaspheme the Holy Sprit by cremating the dead?

Also if one seeks to define and bring clarity to the Spirit one must also include information regarding the body and soul. So what is the body? And what is the soul? Are there similarities between the spirit and soul? Since these ungodly Devils want to burn the dead we also need to know what the Bible says about ashes.

We also note that since Cremation is not found in the Bible as a way for believers to dispose the dead where did this blasphemy come from? We have noted previously that most of the schools of Theology among the Denomination Churches are a farce and a disgrace regarding the Truth of the Bible. Now we bring another report regarding the Church of Christ. Are the schools that profess to be guardians of the ”Lord’s Church” filled with false doctrines and the sin-sick teaching of Cremation?

In the Black Church surely this dreadful doctrine of burning the dead was not passed down by our ancestors as Baptist, Methodists etc. Nor was it passed down by those in our families that were unbelievers. For the record most unbelievers know that Cremation is an act of Satan. So again brethren where did this false doctrine come from among the people who came to these shores from “The land of the Blacks?”

It is written that all primitive and initial religious experiences among humankind were Heathen and Pagan. Therefore burning of the dead was noted among many of these people. However when former Heathens embraced God (monotheism, the belief in one God) they moved from the Heathen practices of burning the dead and idol worship. So how can a so-called Christian in 2003 argue for Cremation and the World is not in an uproar?

freedomjournal, Minuteman Message Board 33 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20549

I can prove that Jesus is God. Jesus is God because Jesus is exactly what I mean when I say "God." Hence, Jesus is God.

Cerdiwen, Christian Forums 72 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 20550

So if there is no God, who DID create the universe then? Logic THAT

All the observed universes have God as their creator, therefore, your logic is wrong

Carico, CARM 54 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20555

cuz we must defend girls and when we cry they think we are weak and you dont obey us cuz the rule is we defend you, you obey us

Luis, CBH 56 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20557

The Bible calls atheists fools

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, [There is] no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: [there is] none that doeth good.

It is always sad when people reject the sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ, for we know that the end of that rejection is an eternity in hell.


Mrs. Kellie, Teens-4-Christ 36 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20561

[Response to why Evangelicals don't dance]

We don't dance (as it is today) for a couple of reasons:

1. most types of dancing we see today are sensual
2. the types of dancing we see today do not glorify the Lord
3. Modern dance involves the use of music that does not glorify the Lord.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 67 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sasuke

Quote# 20563

Bobdolerson: "(I'm sorry, but it's true of at least 95% of the Athiests I've met), they are extremely hard-headed, and not only disbelieve anything against what they believe, but don't even consider the possibility of it's truthfulness."

morant: "you mean like Christians?"

PACKY: "the difference is Christians have found grace in god and the tru word of god and the teachings of his only son Jesus Christ....Christians are hard headed due to knowing the truth of the gospel and having FAITH."

PACKY, Christian Forums 33 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris Hallquist

Quote# 20567

some articles shows how ignorant people are.GOD created the 2nd earth age in 6days which is equiv. to 6000 yrs. rested the 7th.another 1000 years.on the sixth day he created all the races.
the first earth age is when the dinosaurs and other non human creatures were here.the bible doesnot dispute the presence of these large animals.contrary to many, man was not around when these creatures were here.adam & eve were created for the sole purpose of being the link from where CHRIST would come down.period.eve was tempted by the devil to eat from the fruit of the tree of knowledge in aNOTHER WORDS IT WASN'T A TREE PERSAY the tree is the human body the trunk.she was seduced by the devil and was inpregnated with the evil seed. at the same time adam had impregnated her with the good seed. cain & abel were twins, do some studying people.

stan the man las vegas, USA Today Blog 36 Comments [2/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Phil

Quote# 20501

[I let it be known, in no uncertain terms, that their control of their daughter ENDED when she accepted my proposal of marriage.]

And there I agree.

Once married, the wife should become the property of her husband.

[Yep. This confirms it. You ARE whacked.]

I find it wacked to celebrate a culture responsible for a below replacement birth rate.

A woman could find no better owner than myself.

[Once the misogynist, always the misogynist.]

A lot you know.

If I hated women, why would I want to own one?

AgeOfReason, Free Republic 80 Comments [2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Long Cut

Quote# 20504

[Whats wrong with birth control?]

Contraception was the first step on the path that led to partial birth abortion and Terry Schiavo, just as its opponents said it would be a hundred years ago.

Not to mention the fact that the birthrates in countries where they're widely used are below replacement, opening the way for the metastasis of Islam.

dsc, Free Republic 37 Comments [2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Long Cut

Quote# 20513

Liberal Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united nations, and to the socialist doctrine for which it stands, one mindset, under secular humanism, inflexible, with forced equality of outcome, and moral relativism for all.

Reagan Jr., Myspace 39 Comments [2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20517

DNA is all a scam.

They say that DNA from blood samples can prove who people are, but blood doesn't even HAVE DNA!

Carico, CARM 89 Comments [2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20527

(a nice secular fundie)

Christians who believe in evolution are even worse than the fundies who reject it. (I'm speaking of those who believe we decended from apes and that dinosaurs existed before man--not the ones who only admit that genes change over time but there is no speciation)

You know and admit there are lies in your book yet you believe it anyway. You're cherry picking your God's word? What gives you the right to do that?

The truth is that you're too affraid to give it up because you have no real meaning in your lives and/or because you're scared of retribution from a source you only kind of, sort of, believe in.

At least fundies are consistantly retarded. You're just weak.

ThusSpokeKayvon, Fark 57 Comments [2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20529

[Why did he wait so long to show himself, and only to a bunch of people in one desert on one continent of his creation?

Why did he let the rest of the world, MOST of his created humans, live their lives believing he doesn't exist? Dooming them to hell in the process?]

Think of it this way: How would the world react today if there was absolute proof that 1) There was a God and 2) The monotheistic Judeo-Christian-Muslim God was in fact the God that did exist?

We would destroy ourselves. We, as human beings, couldn't handle it. We would tear ourselves apart. Tell me I'm wrong.

[You're wrong.

I don't even see how you'd think that, in fact. I really can't.

"Hey guys, you have a purpose, you're being watched, and if you behave, you'll get a reward" "OMG, let's hurt ourselves"
Seriously, WTF?]

Trust me, the day that humans have to all accept that they are not the King shiat of fark Mountain, they will go ballistic on each other, more so then they do now.

the Billdozer, Fark 31 Comments [2/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20458

Even more dangerous than trusting media bias is our greater tendency to believe what “science” authorities tell us. As a warning, I always tell my biology students at home and audiences when I travel and speak, “Don’t believe anything I say, unless you can find sufficient evidence to make it worthy of your trust.” ⁵

As biblical creationists, we must exercise humble, logikos ⁶ thinking, especially if it involves the “science” of psychology (psyche = soul). Most psychologists are also evolutionists, therefore many foundational assumptions regarding the “why” of man’s behavior are rooted in evolutionary philosophy, which then produces “therapeutic” fruit leading to confusion and destruction. ⁷ In trying to discover natural causes for mankind’s behavior, there is a basic rejection of the biblical doctrine of sin and its consequences.

[No, the footnotes are not links to studies providing proof of his claims--they're bible verses. What, you were expecting, logic?]

Sid Galloway, Answers in Genesis 35 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tyro

Quote# 20459

There's a reason the divorce rate skyrocketed once people started marrying for something as fickle as love. People have only been marrying for love since fairly recently. It's not something to place your bets on.

sarah, Myspace 60 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20463

1. If there is a mixed group, and someone will be leading the prayer, the ladies should split up from the men, or a man should lead the prayer.
2. If everyone is praying, and no one is 'leading' the prayer, then no problems
3. If it is a group prayer, and there is no man who will pray, then there shouldn't be a group prayer - everyone should pray.

The bottom line is that praying, like everything else, should be led by the men - ladies should not take over and speak for the men.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 54 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20470

(No one believes in Allah or Santa CLaus? Are you claiming that 2 billion Muslims and a billion children are lying?

You first comment is nothing, you made a blanket statement about some strawmen who do something you don't like without mentioning specifics. It's just a chance for you to mindlessly complain without actually telling me what you are complaining about.

And yes, jesus is as believable as allah. they are both guys in a book, nothing more.)

I think Allah IS the strawman you evilutionists keep trying to say humans are evolving into.

OF COURSE Jesus is not only a guy in a book. Ever heard of stained glass windows? Allah never apears in THEM neither does Moonhamed!

Carico, CARM 76 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20471

Evolutionary science, as we all know, is a fairytale constructed by non-believers, for non-believers. It's a gift of sorts. A demented gift, but a gift. It's the gift of a belief system dreamed up so they can all live happily ever after, safe and secure in their own little world of fantasy -- with no fear of judgment, no fear of right and wrong, no fear of disobedience, no fear of immorality, no fear of eternal damnation. It's the gift of earthly disobedience flanked by the promise of eternal nothingness and non-accountability.

Every piece of evidence, every detail, every artifact must pass through the gate of natural selection, otherwise known as peer review. If a piece of evidence does not fit through the pickets of the gate, it gets discarded, hidden, or recategorized so the general population remains unaware of it.

supersport, CARM 36 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20472

Because they failed to get their way, these "gay wrongs" activists have filed a bill that would require heterosexual couples have (not adopt) children within three years or their marriages would be declared null and void by the state.

I have a solution to all of this nonsense. Follow the model that was established years ago by the Roman Catholic Church. Fail to recognize all marriages performed by the state as legitimate unless these are sacramental marriages. It's a simple solution, but it will work. Sacramental marriages do not require that couples bear children, but that the couples must be open to the possibility.

We could also take a stand against abortion should the "gay lefts" activists win an ear with the sympathetic pinko courts in Washington state. Add an ammendment to the bill that says that all couples must be open to the possibility of new life and therefore disavow support for "legalized" (a.k.a. court imposed) abortion in every instance. In short, to be married, the couple must be Pro-life, not Pro-preborn infant murder.

It's time to fight fire with fire. We cannot let the sanctity of marriage go unchallenged. The Christian morals and values which our very nation was founded upon are being chipped away in preparation for the anticipated inauguration of that great harlot, Hillary Rodham-Clinton.

Eliashib, CARM 51 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20473

Know what? I don't care anymore. You can take your heresy and shove it up your self-righteous ***. I don't even care if you're right. Church tradition is perfectly clear that hell exists and immediate judgment occurs. If it's wrong, we're all screwed anyways, so whatever.

ElementMage, Religion Board (GameFAQs) 41 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20475

I do not witness to non-Christians, they are worms beneath my feet. They have destroyed love, hope and all that is good. There is nothing left but to die in despair. BWD



Sea of Air, Yahoo! Answers 69 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: bria

Quote# 20477

[In a discussion, 'Are Humans Apes?', ChrisS defines the biological classification of humans/homo sapiens]

Your calcification based on some similar physical traits, not some inerrant religious text.

Of course I have noticed some dogmatic undertones in the evolutionary posts.

Almost like evolution is their religion.

["Logic really needs to be made mandatory in high-school."]

Are you taking about ape high school or human high school.

My point is the thing that makes us unique is our ability to be aware that we exist and to have this conversation.

It is the most defining biological difference we have as a life form.

Its like you want to take the legs off a chaeta and call it pig.

Now just so you know what a spiritual conversation is I will give an example.

Apes don’t go to hell because they have no moral awareness.

Categorizing yourself as an ape won’t keep you from going there as you remain morally aware regardless of your preferred classification.

If a just God exists and we do not find a remedy for moral violations then we must be deep fried.

Reclassification changes nothing.

There that last part was a spiritual discussion.



duordi, Christian Forums 26 Comments [2/9/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MK