Quote# 20262

Subject: For your "normal bob smith" complaint page

Dear Bob,
I was checking out the pictures of you on your website, and I've decided that you're even worse than Satan...you're an insufferably stupid little bitch.

I hope you die of SARS, and someone lays you in a coffin jam packed with shit and shoves it high up a dead hippo's ass.

Love and peace,
A Christian

Delvadog, NormalBobSmith.com 58 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ApostateAbe

Quote# 20265

Hieroglyphs is the oldest form of writing. The serpent plays tricks with God's word to add or subtract letters to distort one's thinking.

I am starting a list so that members in our body of Christ can add words to the list that the Holy Spirit has revealed to him or her.

Observe that the letter added and/or subtracted will either distort or modify the meaning. State whether either word is a (D) distortion or (M) modification.

Examples:

M Evil + d = Devil
D God + l = Gold
D Word + l = World
D Heaven - h + l = Leaven

Rev12
[9] And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Amen!

Stanleyg, Bibleforums. org 80 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Khaine

Quote# 20267

[If we received a confirmed signal from a distant alien civilization (proving that there is intelligent life on other planets), how would it affect your views regarding Christianity, Jesus and salvation?]

I would be excited, because then there would be new opportunities to evangelize.

DSK, Bibleforums.org 70 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Khaine

Quote# 20269

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi Arabian judge sentenced 20 foreigners to receive lashes and spend several months in prison after convicting them of attending a party where alcohol was served and men and women danced, a newspaper reported Sunday.

The defendants were among 433 foreigners, including some 240 women, arrested by the kingdom's religious police for attending the party in Jiddah, the state-guided newspaper Okaz said. It did not identify the foreigners, give their nationalities or say when the party took place.

Judge Saud al-Boushi sentenced the 20 to prison terms of three to four months and ordered them to receive an unspecified number of lashes, the newspaper said. They have the right to appeal, it added.

The prosecutor general charged the 20 with "drinking, arranging for impudent party, mixed dancing and shooting a video for the party," Okaz said.

The paper said the rest of those arrested were awaiting trial.

Saudi Arabia follows a strict interpretation of Islam under which it bans alcohol and meetings between unrelated men and women.

The religious police, a force resented by many Saudis for interfering in personal lives, enjoys wide powers. Its officers roam malls, markets, universities and other public places looking for such infractions as unrelated men and women mingling, men skipping Islam's five daily prayers and women with strands of hair showing from under their veil.

In May, the Interior Ministry restricted the powers of the religious police to just arresting suspects, because the police sometimes had held people incommunicado and insisted on taking part in ensuing investigations.

Saudi Arabia, MSNBC 42 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20270

Morals exist, a moral Law Giver is necessary to explain this, this Moral Law Giver is God. Therefore, God exists.

Casey Powell, CARM 86 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Lord Zuol

Quote# 20275

There are as many theories as there are scientists. They're called speculation, not facts. That just shows that scientists are as confused as anyone else whod doesn't believe in God.

The sun is stationary and the earth orbits around it. But the earth also rotates as it orbits. At least that's what scientists say. But since they change their minds every decade, then everything they say should be taken with a grain of salt.

Carico, CARM 49 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20288

The letter "X" soon may be banned in Saudi Arabia because it resembles the mother of all banned religious symbols in the oil kingdom: the cross.

The new development came with the issuing of another mind-bending fatwa, or religious edict, by the infamous Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice — the group of senior Islamic clergy that reigns supreme on all legal, civil, and governance matters in the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

The commission's damning of the letter "X" came in response to a Ministry of Trade query about whether it should grant trademark protection to a Saudi businessman for a new service carrying the English name "Explorer."

"No! Nein! Nyet!" was the commission's categorical answer.

Why?

Well, never mind that none of the so-called scholars manning the upper ranks of the religious outfit can speak or read a word of English. But their experts who examined the English word "explorer" were struck by how suspicious that "X" appeared.

Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, The New York Sun 47 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20292

So in order to deny God, one has to literally deny reality because God's existenece is inherent in every single thing in the universe from the smallest particle to the largest. And because God has to be invisible to be eternal since everything visible is finite because we can see its beginning and its end, then jsut because you can't see God doesn't at all mean he doesn't exist.! Looking for God among finite things is as ludicrous as looking for women in a men's club then claiming there are no woman around!

Carico, CARM 46 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20307

[On atheists]

In truth you hate us because of the truth.
You hate us because you hate Him who you do not believe in.

Davis, Christian Forums 50 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20308

[Certainly you know that only a very few fringe scientists reserve acceptance of the Theory of Evolution. As theories go, it's very well accepted.]

The Bible is also very well accepted. Up to 97% of the people accept the Bible. More than what accepts the theory of evolution.

The difference is if you accept man's theory of evolution, then you have low standards. If you accept the Bible, you have high standards because God sets a much higher standard for us then we would set for ourselves. Evolution is false simply because it is a man made theory.

JohnR7, Christianforums.com 60 Comments [2/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Flatworm

Quote# 20236

I know of one homeschooled family, the eldest daughter is 28,
son 26( also homeschooled entirely, including his getting his law degree at 23),
another daughter 24
andlast daughter 19.

All were totally homeschooled,
all live at home
( believing the Biblical verse, that children are not to leave home, except to get married.)

All expect their Father to work with them on "courtship, NOT dating.

They expect to court at home, in plain sight of family.

None of them feel ready for courtship as they are spending their youth working for our Lord.

They choose Not to live as the world, defauding othr young folk by wear suggestive clothes.
Nor do they listen to rock music ( they all play instruments and play classical, and hymns etc. )

The oldest daughter teaches young Christians piano in her home.

And so on.

Not all young people are going to have sex. But this world has told them, they can't resist it. No doubt without the Lord, they cannot. And public schools will not let them speak of Jesus.

Even, so, who has the last say about our children? the government?
If so, we are in Big trouble.

The world thinks scientists and doctors are God....but they are wrong.

A parent needs to deciede if their 5th grader should have shots.
How do we know in ten years there will be some terrible side effect. Its happened before.
If you are not going to have sex before marriage, then you do not need this shot.


Bystillwaters, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20239

[The future for the T-4-C girls?]

So I've been married a month, and we've only had it 2 times, neither was long lived. The second time, my husband later told me, made him feel like a rapist because I was crying.
Before we were married, cuddling, hugging, etc. was no big deal, and I enjoyed it, probably more than him sometimes. Now, he rubs my back and I get uncomfortable. I know it could be that I was a virgin, I'm young and stressed (I need a job and no one is hiring me), but this is ridiculous. It could also be my bc (I'm switching at the end of the month)
He's being such a sweetheart and patient with me, but admitted today that he is losing interest in sex and cuddling.
It breaks my heart that I feel numb (not in the literal sense, but in the not "turned on" sense). When we are done "trying", I roll over and imagine myself running away, or driving into a brick wall, doing anything so he can find someone else who will do all of the requirements of a Christian marriage.

krispar, ChristianForums 121 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: TM

Quote# 20240

is the devil unable to read our thoughts

I would reply, very simplictically, from my own experience. When I am trying to walk with the Lord, the devil barrages my mind with evil thoughts then accuses me of them. When I stray from the path, as it were, he leaves me alone. A sure test of where I'm at!


cheryl doyme, CARM 39 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20241

there is no such thing as an atheist.

Pardon me if you think I am being sarcastic, but I really do not believe there is such thing as an Atheist! I do not wish to insult your intelligence but I ask you to read and participate in my test below and see what the results are:

1. The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can. Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words “Coca Cola … 12 fluid ounces.”
Of course my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that is happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.
2. The Banana – the atheist’s nightmare. Note that the banana :
a. Is shaped for the human hand. B. Has a non-slip surface. C. Has an outward indicator of inward contents: Green: too early. Yellow: Just right. Black: too late. D. Has a tab for the removal of wrapper. E. Is perforated on wrapper. F. Bi-degradable wrapper. G. Is shaped for mouth. H. Has a point on top for ease of entry. J. Is pleasing to taste buds. K. Is curved towards face to make eating process easy.
b. To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
3. TEST ONE. (Pick answer)
The person who thinks the Coca Cola can had no designer is:
a. Intelligent b. A fool C. Has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious.

Did you know that the eye has 40,000,000 nerve endings, the focusing muscles move an
estimated 100,000 times a day, and the retina contains 137,000,000 light sensitive cells?
Charles Darwin said, “To suppose that the eye could have been formed by natural selection, seems I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree.” If man cannot begin to make a human eye, how could anyone in his right mind think that the eyes formed by mere chance? In fact, make cannot make anything from nothing. We don’t know how to do it! We can re-create, reform, devlop…but we cannot create even one grain of sand from nothing. Yet, the eye is only a small part of the most sophisticated part of creation – the human body.


Jeff Mills, ITPOG Forum 73 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20247

Babylon the Great, Mother of Harlots and Earth's Abominations... the Last Days Roman Temple has 'married' it's paganism to biblical faith, but Yahweh tells his people to "come out of her my people..." This Great Harlot has many "daughters" thus this paganized Christianity has permeated the Earth, and some no longer can tell the difference betwixt the true Faith of the Nazarene and it's fierce rival the so called "Harlot" church or Roman Temple. It is called a harlot, because it is prostituted to paganism in it's concepts and applications. and do join my group Messiah Yahshua Disciples! Welcome to the Threshold of Eternity! Once you identify this Abomination, you can figure out how to identify the Antichrist. Yahweh bless you in Yahshua's great and saving name!

kathy m, Myspace 26 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20248

[Are you saying that if a church doesn't believe in "once saved, always saved" that it is a cult?]

My mother-in-law is church of God and does not belive in eternal security. We differ on this issue, but I don't believe she is in a cult. LOL I believe the author of what I posted was saying that cult leaders will use their followers circumstances to make them feel they have no salvation except through them and what they are teaching. That's how I understood it anyway. People who are involved in cults are usually those that have very low self esteem issues, have never really been taught the Scriptures and need assurance of SOMETHING. They'll fall for anything, and cult leaders know that. So they play on their insecurities.

[So close, yet so far away. Bro. Randy must be wiping the sweat from his brow]

heavenbound85, Teens-4-Christ 22 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20249

This is exactly what these anti-christ "ignorant" secular liberal people are trying to do! They want to erase the definition of sin as it is in the eyes of God. They want to make perversion as a thing deemed normal. They want to eliminate all truth that protects us from what is truly evil. They are blindly "leading" our next generation into abominable sin.
We need to stop them from perverting our next generation! They know that the younger the mind, the more easily it will be embedded into their way of being. We need to protect our children from such exposure when their minds are so very vulnerable to deceptions and perversions. It's bad enough that we have to closely monitor the music they listen to and turn the tv off to protect our children from all the garbage mouthed people on the tv, from all the oversexed images, from all the bloody images, from all the violence on the tv, at such a young age! It amazes me how parents don't even speak to their children about what is being placed in front of them by way of so called entertainment. And it amazes me how parents are not monitoring what they are being taught in school.

Relic, 123 Christian Forums 33 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20250

As Winston Churchill once said .... its a puzzle wrapped in a mystery surrounded by an enigma.

The beast is the world as controlled by men ..... I am by profession a stock market trader ...... a day trader if you will.

I watch the markets constantly for clues ... right now the world markets are consolidating. NYSE is buying Euronext the NASDAQ is trying to acquire the LSE (London Stock Exchange) we are rapidly moving to a one world market.

The situation In Iraq is soon to expand into a global conflict ......

The beast is the world order that is consolidating it's strangle hold on the financial markets and thus the world economy.

I pray every night for the wisdom of the Lord to guide me ... I could say that I have an idea of what 666 could be but I fall short .....

However I am convinced that it is of economic nature ..... NO Man can buy or sell without the mark.

After the coming wars in the middle east the world will seek a bit of stability ... my opinion ..... this will be the point that will usher in the "new world economy" and 666

Let him with wisdom decipher it

Hal4511, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20251

My idea of this phenomona, which some call "spiritual", is that "demons" may be the culprits. The only way this can work is if we apply a bit of Supersting Theory. The part of String Theory that I am using is the idea that there are mutiple dimensions (dimensions of space). If it is true, and if the idea that God created everything, then it is quite possible that Angels and Demons/Fallen Angels were created in a different (spacial) dimension. That would explain some of the "supernatural" phenomona caused by these beings. The other idea is that these beings may be made of (or interchange between) Dark Matter/Energy and or some Neutrino based property (not quite sure how Neutrinos could compose them). The reason for the possiblity of Neutrinos was that Neutrinos (or Neutrino based particles) could "phase" through several trillion miles of led without it's velocity decreasing. If they are made of different substances or subdimensions, then that could explain how these "shadow" beings or Demons could do some of the "impossible" things they seem to be able to do. The only way they could interact wityh matter is if they had some sort of mass, or have the ability to interchange between matter and energy, or they could be able to manipulate zero-point energy fields, or something of the sort.

Issac Kliner, Wikipedia 36 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20252

"Dinosaurs" are just animals like any other, they are just extinct. It's just a term they tagged onto them, one could call a dolphin a dinosaur in that respect. Sometimes "science" make no sense. They were most likely loaded into Noah's ark just like all the other animals, there certainly was plenty of room for them (babies). They were generally just too big to live on the transformed Earth. Before the flood there was a canopy of mist that covered the earth and made plants grow in abundance that these big animals could eat, but after the flood it was clear skies which could not support food so well year round, so they died in regards to the largest ones. For the rest, just like any animal, there is a danger of extinction due to the sin of Adam which had consequences for all creation. God didn't create death, that is a result of sin, the sin that Adam commited, so animals die since then as well as does man.

Faith_Warrior, Christian Forums 48 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Shelly

Quote# 20254

His phony reputation and his "Nobel prize" came about because one of his fellow Zionist slimeballs photographed light supposingly "bending" as Mercury moved past the sun. But years later, we found out that this jew-accomplice of Mr. Fraud himself, low IQ Einstein, fudged the data -- he only approved the publication of the photos that seemed to support Einstein's "relativity" claptrap, and he disallowed and discarded the photos showing NO bending. In plain English, "The fix was in." One Christkilling jew, conspiring to help another one -- what a surprise! It reminds one of Rabbi Chertoff letting the 5 laughing Israelis go back to Israel after 9-11, instead of shipping those murderers down to Guantanomo for torture. Here's a 1200 page book on what a slimeball Einstein was, "Corinthian" : the manufacture and sale of saint einstein. Do you have the guts to even READ it? Because I know already that you'll never refute it -- it happens to be the truth, and the truth has the same effect on anti-Christian Zionist rabid dogs as a silver bullet has, on vampires ..... 54423.

#54423, Curezone 49 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Promethean

Quote# 20255

461, we know from theology that God is never the author of confusion. By definition, He is perfect and He cannot lie. So anytime you run across a seeming contradiction, you need to back up one or two steps, and re-examine your premises. You will find that at least one of them is wrong. Now, what does that have to do with "dinosaur absurdities"? This: Isaac Newton was the culprit. Newton worked before the time of the atomic theory, and more importantly, HE WAS AN ALCHEMIST. Because of his alleged proficiency in alchemy -- it was rumored that he could turn lead or other base metal into gold or silver -- the jews made him "master of the mint," because they feared a run on the Bank of England, not long after they instituted their "fractional reserve" fraud. And the trick unfortunately worked; not enough people demanded coin for their paper notes, and the Bank of England survived. Because of his prestige, Newton also became leader of the Royal Society, and his pre-atomic idea, namely that gravity was a property of matter, and not the effect of its cooling rate, became (un)scientific "dogma" in physics. In point of fact, it still misleads us, today. Dinosaurs walked like modern crocodiles do -- not upright. Peter Bros is quite correct to point out Newton's error. Like that other scientific fraud, Albert Einstein, the insidious machinations of world jewry are behind the corruption of our scientific knowledge.

#54423, Curezone 51 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Promethean

Quote# 20256

Hetero, homo, emo or Cheerio, all people, especially those that stand out as different, can expect to take some heat in some form or another. The choice is whether to handle the heat with dignity or to make a public spectacle that may garner attention from the media but will only serve to inflame the majority of society. The LGBT organizations, lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender, (sounds like a sandwich -- a nice lettuce, gruyere, bacon and tomato) and the gay culture persistently push their agenda with displays of public face sucking and flamboyant antics and then complain bitterly when discriminated against.

Perhaps staying in the closet, or at least taking advantage of privacy laws, would be a better choice. The majority of society does not parade their sexual preferences in front of the world expecting special treatment and neither should homosexuals. They're just not that special.


Alana Marie Burke, Redding Record-Searchlight 75 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martha P.

Quote# 20257

Wow, this article has really inspired me. I'm getting a spectacular concept to make a video documentary on evolution that I can sell on the internet (or I will give it away for free to anyone who posts a video of themselves accepting Jesus Christ as their savior): "THE PROOF THAT WASN'T THERE".

This article is yet another to add to the piling stack of no proof of evolution.

And there will never be any proof. Because the LORD created the heavens and the earth, and the LORD created every living thing.

Its sad and yet amazing how powerful satan's deception is, and how badly people want to believe the lie so they can continue to revel in their sin.
__________________

Emily, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20259

[Just because something contradicts your personal belief does not make it false.]

Actually it does.

[In other words, reality contradicts your dogma, so you decide, rather than changing your dogma, to invoke "magic" as the answer.]

There is nothing in reality that contradicts Genesis.

FoeHammer, Christian Forums 59 Comments [2/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran