Quote# 21017

EVOLUTION IS FACK I HATE LISTENING IN SCIENCE CLASS ITS SO STUPIED CREATION IS REAL AND SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS DEFFENTLY MY SCHOOL CAUSE THERE IS ALOT OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT GOD AND GET SAVED/BAPTIZED AND I DONT CARE IF ITS "POLITICLY INCORRECT" ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

Emily, The Indianapolis Star Forum 99 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Ned Flanders

Quote# 21023

Then you can laugh your way all the way to the grave, where I guarantee, you'll stop laughing, which unforuntately, could be as soon as tomorrow. And since you can't prove my posts wrong, then your coments about me are nothing but slander. So that proves Romans 1:29 correct that atheists are slanderers and obviously enjoy doing so.

Carico, CARM 29 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 21028

The most frightening potential result of warming for me is when the vast reserves of methane under the oceans start to evaporate, creating vast fireballs, tens of miles in diameter, burning at thousands of celcius.
Revelations, anybody?

[yes please. tell us a few of the gory bits. all i know is that there will be trumpets.]

The wailing and gnashing of teeth is the bit I'm looking forward to

[Is this tonque-in-cheek or are you serious? If you're serious why will you enjoy this?]

I didn't say I would enjoy it, I said I was looking forward to it.
The guys doing all of the wailing and gnashing: They're the ones who spent their time sniggering at the Christians, and denying the majesty of God.

Virgin Wool, C4forums 31 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 21031

There is nothing wrong with gay people. But what they are doing is breaking perental bonds which are instinctive. Making them barely human.

MercuryAndy, Christian Forums 36 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 21032

If women hadnt got the vote

WWI would never have started.

it makes sence. ahaaa

Harry, Myspace 102 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 21034

[Ever notice that where you find war, you find fundies?]

So where are the "fundies" in Israel, Jordan, Iran, and Syria where there is always war? So another false statement. Atheists never tell the whole truth.

Carico, CARM.org 56 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 20945

When these occultists talk about "opening your mind" what they really mean is to let a deceiving spirit twist your normal thought process and start to re-program your mind to accept that good is evil and evil is good.. It is at the very heart of all occultic thinking. I noticed that on the web sites that you listed they take the bible and twist the interpretations to verify what they are trying to say and to re-program you to accept their occult philosophy. It bases it upon faulty presupositions that man was created to be a slave. That is part of the great lie. It originated in the garden when the serpent beguiled Eve into believing that God somehow was trying to deprive her and Adam of the "knowledge" that would make them equal to God himself. But by partaking of this "knowledge" man had been enslaved to sin ever since, and it took the death and sacrifice of the Lord Jesus Christ to free us from the bondage that this so called "knowledge" gave us.

All occult philosophy is based upon some sort of "hidden" or "secret" knowledge that by only the elite initiates that have been preserved and kept for only those who wish to be enlightened to their version of the truth. Ultimately their version of the truth states that Jesus Christ is the evil one and that Lucifer is the true "loving god" that we should embrace. It's too bad that by embracing this knowledge that it will eventually eat at your soul and bring you into the dregs of moral depravity and destruction.

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto 12 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 20946

ONE OF MY FIANCE'S EX'S (HE IS VERY FAMOUS AND DEFINITELY A SATANIST) HIRED A TEAM OF WARLOCKS TO BREAK US UP, INCLUDING A COMPUTER EXPERT AND A PERSON WITH THE GIFT OF TELEPATHY(THE HELPER)

THEY INVESTIGATED MY WHOLE LIFE TO THE FINEST DETAIL,EVEN THINGS ONLY MYSELF KNOW. IT WAS CLEAR SATAN WANTS ME DEAD AND HE WAS DESPERATE. I WAS TOLD THE AMOUNT OF SATANISTS THAT CAME MY WAY ARE ONLY SEEN IN THE OCCULT WORLD. THEY EVEN HAD WATCHERS ON US!

A GIRL WHOM I TOOK FOR A DATE TO A FUNCTION TRIED TO KILL ME BY PUTTING POISON IN MY DRINK AND LATER THAT NIGHT I FELL ASLEEP BEHIND THE WHEEL (PRAISE JESUS I SURVIVED).

FEW YEARS LATER:
I WAS MARRIED TO A WOMAN CASTING SPELLS ON MY DOG AND ME.
PUTTING POTIONS IN MY FOOD (GOATS BLOOD). I WAS VERY SICK WHEN SHE LEFT ME!

JUST AFTER SHE LEFT(AND JUST GETTING MY LIFE BACK) I WAS INVOLVED WITH 4 HIGH PRIESTESS' IN TOTAL.

ALL CURSED ME AND PUT SPELLS ON ME.
ONE TRIED TO GET PREGNANT AND EVEN DRANK MY SPERM.
ONE TRIED TO INJECT ME WITH THE AIDS VIRUS (THE HOLY SPIRIT WOKE ME UP)
SHE WANTED TO CUT MY PRIVATES OFF.

freedomwarrior, The Resistance Manifesto 189 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 25

Quote# 20950

I was driving home from school on a normal winter day. There was some snow on the ground, but overall the roads were pretty much clear. The road I was on was 45 MPH, so I was moving pretty fast for the weather conditions! So anyway, I was going up a slight hill and as soon as a reach the top I see a school bus stopped letting some kids off and there were two or three cars behind it. I lightly pushed onto the brakes to slow down but realized I wasn't slowing down at all! I immediately SLAMMED on the brakes as hard as I could and went into a skid, heading straight for the row of cars ahead of me! I screamed at the top of my lungs "PLEASE HELP ME GOD!" and slid all the way up until I was about 4 inches away from the row of cars, and I came to a sudden stop, which was extremely scary because I was still moving at about 10 MPH just before that! I thought I had hit a car from sure and that's what stopped me, but the person in that car didn't seem to notice. I stopped to catch my breath and just sat in my car for a bit to see what the other person would do. The line started moving and the car ahead of me just kept on going. Amazingly there were no scratches on his car at all! I pulled aside, got out of my car, and looked for any damage, and there was absolutely none! I came to the conclusion that it wasn't the car ahead of me that stopped me, but the hand of GOD Himself!

Romans 6:23, Teens-4-Christ 52 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20952

I believe in creation, not evolution.
Evolution should be stripped from the dictionary.

Fred, The Indianapolis Star Forum 41 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20957

Any school which discards the Word of God in favor of other perVersions is not what I would call a 'fundamental' school. I am sorry if you are offended, but this is the truth.

* Bob Jones Univ. has never been (nor claimed to be) a Baptist school.
* They have discarded the Word of God and now are claiming there are 'many' acceptable translations of the Word of God.
* They are now teaching that the Blood of Christ was no different than the blood of any other man.
* They have completely discarded many standards of modesty. In fact, they allow the women to wear pants.
* They have changed their standards on dating several times over the last few years.

I could go on and list many other points of lesser importance, however I do not have the time at the moment.

It is true that some of these other colleges were founded by men from Bob Jonesh. Many of them did this becase they saw the decay of the colleges which were the pillars of fundamentalism.

I think it is intersting that YOU are the one who mentioned BJU, not me. So, whether you choose to admit it or not, you must also know some of this is true!

[Note: Randy DID mention BJU, but he couldn't remember the full name before.]

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 39 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 20958

[Oh, yeah, on the P[ensacola] C[hristian] C[ollege] website they do state that their church functions as an independent baptist church]

It functions AS a Baptist church........It is Baptistic ......not Baptist. If they truly stood with the Baptists it would be Campus Baptist Church.

Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 25 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 20960

END suicide!!! (and the suicide/terrorism & bombings that accompany it like a death-head)!!!, [that's real prevention, isn't it??]Read with the kind of open mind that conquers the unknown]......."SUICIDE VACCINE": ...........You don't have to believe in God to sense that there are unseen, negative forces at work against the human race; vast, heartless, loveless and unsympathetic. (If you don't believe in anything you can't see, touch or feel, you're vulnerable! Expand your horizon to understand that ALL of life is connected and has a great impact on us, whether we can see it or not!....like a virus,with the naked eye, for instance.) Fallen angels (who are JUST as real as YOU are, who hide behind our deceived ignorance of their REAL methods, who lost their "day jobs" and have nothing better to do than prey on us, and who are called "demons") get sheer delight in tricking humans into self-murder and slaughter us like slave/cattle daily (as well as other deadly deceptions such as incited, outward violence)! One such deception we call "suicide". The word "angel" means "messenger". The 'Maker of All Things' had designed angels to carry His thoughts and put them into the mind of man. The fallen angels can still place their thoughts directly into any human's mind, in that human's very own thought voice....YOUR thought voice! (Ever had an angry or impulsive thought, word or action that you knew wasn't you? We all have!!) "Suicide risk" people (and others) that don't know or ACCEPT that this tampering can be done to them are stuck thinking that was what they really wanted to do. In play also is the demon's ability to incite, to manipulate our feelings and emotions, dragging us along the bottom of our lives (depression or pain of any sort, whether physical or emotional) and setting us up for a deadly trick, often through isolation, arrogance, never-ending boredom or impulsive behavior (we are most vulnerable here!). Also, the more self-absorbed or self-centered the individual is, the more susceptible they are (involve yourself with other's needs as a defense....others-centered rather than self-centered.......

CaptChurch, Christian Teen Forum 24 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 20961

I have a question, "if this is a petition to get prayer put back in public school, why are so many non believers putting in thier two cents like it matters anyway?" I am a christian, and I want to know what harm can come of putting God back in public schools. And what do you atheists believe happens to us when we die? If there was no God, why would we have a purpose? Atheism isn't even a REAL religion! It's the laziest thing you ever be and you only claim to be atheist to sound smart in front of all your little atheist buddies so it seems like "you've got it all figured out" but you never stop to realize how blind you are and how ridiculous The Big Bang Theory is. Seriouly, whats up with that? It states that "nothing exploded and created everything." Isn't it just a little more believeable that THERE ACTUALLY IS a higher power and He created you? We need God now more than ever and whether you believe in Him or not, He is real and He is coming back. I will be ready for Him.

brad, Petition Online 48 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Doctor Whom

Quote# 20962

Stage play The Vagina Monologues has been renamed at a theatre in Florida after a complaint about the title.

It will be known as The Hoohaa Monologues - a child slang word for the female organ - after a woman in Atlantic Beach complained.

The Atlantic Theatre, BBC News 47 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 20963

Someone please riddle me this. Why do Pro-Choice people want to kill a baby, but they are generally against the death penalty, and want to allow killers and rapists to live. This really does not make sense to me.

Rockabilly, Myspace 36 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20964

(If liberals want to control women, why do they support a woman's right to choose an abortion?)

They chose to have sex, they made THEIR OWN BED and now, they gotta sleep in it, why should that be the only do-over in life? Ya know what, If i buy a car and it breaks 2 days later, Im shit outta luck.I gotta live with that choice. There shouldnt be do overs in life man, it makes for an ungreatful society.
Liberals, dont even get me started. Ok, they control a womans right to:
own a gun
use a gun
hunt
fish
own a pet
give birth (by viewing it as expendable life)
smoke
drive an inefficeient vehicle
pray in public
use certain words(like that lib governer who tried to outlaw the word nigger)
live a simple life by having less taxes
give her opinion against gays
would you like more examples?
Sure a chick can kill her kid, by libs control everything else. So she has one "right" its still a lib control tactic, by making women feel like they have power, they dont realize they are being controlled.
peace out.

. california rest in peace . <3, Myspace 36 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20965

Jews are a cursed people so whatever happens to them is from their own wrong doings. Same with us, the kuffar are only doing something because of our own lacking. Once we get back on track inshAllah there will be alot more heads rolling

Break The Cross, IA Forums 18 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 20968

the argument that "its not illegal to commit feticide... therefore its not illegal"

is off base

why is feticide legal?... why should a perfectly healthy woman undergoing a perfectly healthy pregnancy be allowed to option of killing her perfectly healthy fetal son or daughter?

Propaganda, Myspace 25 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 20972

Fags have a 3 point agenda: 1) decriminalize sodomy, 2) add fags to the protected classes as victims like blacks, and 3) criminalize Gospel preaching against fags. Sweden's doom is now irreversible!

With the arrest of Ake Green, Swedes have allowed the filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. See our monument to Pastor Green here. Just because Green's conviction has been overturned, don't think that makes things right! The fact that the vast majority of the Swedish population either sat by silently while this rape of justice took place, or actually applauded it, solidifies the idea that Sweden is a land of the damned.

Just because Green preaches the doctrine of devils that "God loves everyone" doesn't make it right for Sweden to arrest him for also preaching that fags are an abomination (Lev. 18:22).

With this act, as well as the vitriolic response given to this preaching, Sweden has drawn to it the wrath and mocking of God!


fred phelps, westboro baptist church - god hates sweden 50 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: jo_27e

Quote# 20974

My overall impression of "FSTDT", based upon the inability to understand the concepts of metaphor, parody or parable, and the level of abuse, was that it is basically populated by angry adolescents. Teenagers who had trouble parsing non-literal language, and with a lot of dislike of Christianity that they want to express.

[Snip]


This isn't the way to make yourself seem credible. Isn't it rather the way to make yourself seem ignorant, prejudiced and bigotted?

In my opinion, this kind of thing is why present Darwinists of the campaigning atheist variety are on the road to losing the origins debate in the public mind. In the short term, you can create a lot of smoke and gather a raging mob of supporters by shouting about how some alternative theories are all promoted by "movement[s] of pig-ignorant inarticulate bigots, racists, xenophobes, anti-Semites, misogynists, homophobes, rape apologists (etc., etc., etc.)". But in the long term, this kind of extreme ad hominem just makes you look silly. Certainly those who call others "pig-ignorant" or "bigots" need to check just what kind of glass their own houses are constructed from. As supporters of intelligent design and other theories pile up more and more compelling arguments, shrill ad hominem becomes a less and less credible response.

David Anderson, Bcse-revealed 51 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 20975

Not every "christian" woman has christian beliefs.

An ex-girlfriend of mine fit that profile perfectly. She attended church regularly, claimed to be holier than thou and used religion to potray herself as a sweet innocent woman.

Sad thing is that she was far from that.

She was a nasty feminist at heart. She partied, did plenty of binge drinking, claimed to have been date-raped and spoke of womyn power and strong womyn all the time. She had no respect for authority, no respect for myself and finally no respect for other people.

ChicagoMan, Truth for Men 57 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 20977

[Do you believe that prejudice against Atheists is a problem?]

No, to me it seems the opposite. I never see Christians getting mad at atheists for their beliefs or making fun of them for not believing, but I see the opposite of that all the time. Not in my own life; I don't think I have an atheist friends at all, I'm pretty sure everyone I know reasonably well is a Christian, Jew or Muslim. But online I see lots of atheists and they only want to attack and ridicule people with faith. It makes me wonder if they are attacking the small part inside of them that still wonders if God is possible?

KikiPeepers, Youthink 23 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20978

you can't rape a man really, you can sexually abuse them though.


Masculist Man, Pete Patriarch's Musings 42 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 20980

There is no record of christians EVER killing ANYONE. And the one's who kill "in god's name" do so with ABSOLUTELY NOOO support from the church.


*Italian*<3*Floridian*, Yahoo! Answers 93 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: bria