Quote# 20981

I haven't heard of this. And, if anyone "calls" himself a Christian, yet spreads the Gospel with force, threatening violence or death if others do not convert--they are not Christians. They are sent by Satan to make people think that Christians are evil and that God is a god of hate, killing those who do not accept Him.

That just is not true. If it were, He would just kill all of those who do not accept Him, right away. He would not need us to do it for Him.


christians93, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: bria

Quote# 20986

The minister has the number 666 tattooed on his arm.

But Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda is not your typical minister. De Jesus, or "Daddy" as his thousands of followers call him, does not merely pray to God: He says he is God.

"The spirit that is in me is the same spirit that was in Jesus of Nazareth," de Jesus says.
[...]
"The prophets, they spoke about me. It took me time to learn that, but I am what they were expecting, what they have been expecting for 2,000 years," de Jesus says.

Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, CNN 23 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20987

"Racist" is an offensive word for which you owe us all an apology. Supremacist is also offensive. We don't call ourselves those words so why use them? If I call a black a nigger then I'm calling him my own interpretation of a black. You are doing the same by referring to us with those stereotypical slurs.

Natman, Stormfront 38 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank

Quote# 20988

Posting about rape:

"BUT having been in more than one situation of a forced sexual encounter, I have to say that there is a difference to some degree. I've been forced to have sex with my husband, but it wasn't violent or anything...just wasn't worth the fight to get him off me. I don't think that warrents punshment I don't guess."

Later in the same post:
"I always am reminded of that scripture about my body not belonging to me, but to my husband. That always made me think that I don't really get to keep it from him if he really wants it, even if I don't. No means no unless you are telling someone no they can't have something that belongs to them anyways."

lynnmoon, Crosswalk Forums 62 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20989

yes! liberalism IS A mental disorder!!! i don't know why people don't see this. i mean, why don't we get the eugenics movement going on again. you know, sterilize them just like the tards and the gays!! that way none of them will ever reproduce and infect our beautiful country again. and listen, we need to pull back suffrage. women have WAYYY too many rights today. i mean, NANCY PELOSI????? who the f*** let that one happen?!?! i live in portland and it's a sespool of liberals. i can't wait until michael savage comes in with an AK and starts blowing all them fags' heads off. go republicans!!

Spencer Roberts, Facebook 38 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Pickle

Quote# 20990

I was an atheist until I had an event with God. I experienced his presence and the advisory. The first words that came upon me were ''fear not, go with God''. That scared me at first but, only for a moment. God is a whole lot of perfect. This disagreeable extraterrestrial New Order of the Fallen are real. I see them all the time. I did not know about the Nephilim. I never read the Bible until God came to me. I first learned the term in the mid 90's. I was approached and given a book of theirs. They attempted to recruit me. They never had a chance. Every time this battle takes place, the word of God just crushes the offense. Anyway, this book was related to some of their Enochian garb. The interest thing about learning the term Nephilim, is just how prevalent their influence is. These guys invoke the spirits Christ would cast out into the swine. That's another thing. I have seen it in animals. It's just amazing to see. I have been in a high level sensitive environment and that is why God came for me and gave me these eyes to see these things. I certainly was not looking for God when he came but, I was seeking the truth and he showed up. These fallen spirits are unable to posses the body that is unwilling. Be Vigilently repentant by the blood of Christ always. These boys are the New World Order. Giants or Fallen Angels are tricky bastards if you are not right with God. That movie ''The Fallen'' is pretty close to how my life has been. This is just what it was like for Christ. Can you imagine what the world looks like through his eyes? You see everything for what it is. Nothing is hidden, including the foul birds of prey. If you do not see these thing, it must be nice. It's no too awful but, paradise will be a relief for me and my eyes.

V009, The Resistance Manifesto 38 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20991

Bear with me as I build my thesis.
1. Since the first Star Trek we have been bombarded with the idea "Beaming-up" and teleportation. The image of a flash and your gone. This idea has been promulgated on many differant sci-fi shows.

2. The new age movement tells its adherents that mankind is ready to ascend into a new level of being. That those not ready (namely christians) will be left in the lower levels.

3. The UFO crowd and the new age crowd are so intertwined that they will have the same mine set.

4. Global warming/Environmentalists tell us that the world population needs to be drastically cut if we are to sustain life on this planet

My theory is that after the rapture, New Ager's channeling alien thoughts will explain that Christians were "beamed" to a planet far away for us to "learn to ascend" and to save the the environment. The "superior beings" left on earth will be so thankful and embrace the "ascended master" sent to show them the way. They will not sorrow over lost family members because they think they will see them again soon.

MinnesotaSlim, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Khaine

Quote# 20993

Another game atheists play
We don't buy the fact that atheists believe that God is imaginary. Do atheists complain about:

1) The Big bad wolf? No.
2) Scylla and Charybdus? No.
3) Sightings of Mary that one poster here keeps bringing up? No.
4) Darth Vader? No.
5) The wicked witch of the West? No.
6) The Borg from Star Trek? No.

Nor any other wicked character they believe is fictious. Atheists don't criticize, judge, or curse the above characters nor would they if other people believed they were real. And they certainly don't feel threatened by the acts of the above characters as they feel about God's warnings about hell. Would they be threatened if we tell them that the big bad wolf is going to come and eat them up? No. Oh, they might lie for the sake of debate and claim they would be, but then they would look even more foolish. But they have told us they consider hell a threat.

Carico, CARM 76 Comments [2/20/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20906

Thinking Can Be Dangerous!

Ironically, feminism promotes the notion that women who don't think for themselves often become enslaved in abusive relationships with men. So Dr. Feminist comes along and educates (i.e., brainwashes) women to "think" for themselves. As a tragic consequence, THINKING WOMEN have murdered nearly 50,000,000 babies in America alone!!! THINKING WOMEN by the millions are turning to LESBIANISM to escape "Domestic Abuse." I mean, com on, can men be that bad ladies? Feminism has thrown the baby out with the bath-water, training a generation of Feminazis to hate masculine authority. THINKING WOMEN are destroying America! Whoopi Goldberg in the photo to the right is an openly professed BISEXUAL.

What all these feminists need to do is SHUT UP, and stop destroying other people's marriages. A wife who would otherwise be willing to "tough it out" through the struggles of marriage, often ends up filing for divorce because of some demonic feminist rat who brainwashed her with feminist THINKING. Tragically, the feminist rat is often a pastor's wife or Christian woman in the church. Is this really "thinking," or a lobotomy? Thank God for all the loyal wives who DON'T THINK. Thank God for all the loving mothers who DIDN'T have to THINK whether or not to keep a child. There was no decision to make, because she would NEVER even consider murdering her own child. You know, thinking can be a dangerous thing! Obedience and thinking don't always reconcile very well. What you ladies need to do is allow your husband to lead and do the thinking. Feminists who claim to be "thinking women" are some of the biggest idiots on planet earth--PROOF that thinking can be dangerous!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 190 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather

Quote# 20912

[In response to the statement that people who want to believe that the sun orbits the earth ar willfully ignorant]

Hmm I wouldn't call wanting to believe the Bible as "willingly ignorant".

AmazingGrace, King James Bible Only 44 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: KommissarKrunch

Quote# 20913

The abolition of slavery is a totally Marxist idea. Maybe North Korea and China have been sent by an angry God to destroy America.

Death to Heretics, The Campus Ministry 38 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Vyoma

Quote# 20915

You maybe perhaps have somekind of mental defect that would prevent you from seeing the reality of something higher than yourself or the human race....you can depend on the air you are breathing and the sun coming up tomorrow...certainly by nothing you or I have done or can do...but the sun rises nevertheless also you benefit from all the univeral laws....you are grounded on this earth because of gravity...are you not...do you think this was not of intelligent design to anchor humans on an earth created for us to live on....

The only thing a person can learn from an atheist is how shallow and ungrateful man can truly be...blind to all he has come to take for granted...

flowerchild, CARM 27 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20921

Ever seen blue water come out of a spring? What makes it blue is the bonding of a extra oxygen molecule that makes H2O into H2O2. And for this extra bond, there also has to be extra free oxygen. How do you get an extra molecule of oxygen to bond with water, if there were no extra free oxygen molecules available?

And because there is no underground source for free oxygen to bond with water, the water had to have the bonding process take place on the surface of the earth before it went into the earth. So how much of this extra oxygenated water is there? There are springs all around the world that expel billions of gallons of H2O2 water every day. So how much free oxygen does it take to oxygenate one billion gallons of water? Times that times how many is expelled in one day, then how many years each spring is considered to have flowed. And you have so much free oxygen that needs to be accounted for, that a no free oxygen early earth is impossible.

Questions:
1) What is the natural process for making H2O2?
2) Where did the free oxygen come from to achieve this?
3) How did the H2O2 end up locked under the earth's crust?

The creation model explains this:
When God created the earth, the water created was H2O2. The extra barometric pressure caused by the canopy held the H2O2 bonded in our oceans, rivers, streams, etc....

Even the writings of Josephus agrees there was a crystalline canopy.

The flood:
The fall of the canopy released the extra barometric pressure (2 times what we have now) that held the extra oxygen molecule in the water. Since it only took 2 atmospheres to hold the bond together. And the pressure in water is one atmosphere every 33 feet you go down. The only part of the flood that gave off the extra oxygen molecule, was the first 33 feet. So the water that was deeper than 33 feet did not give off that extra oxygen.

So when the flood waters went back into the ground. The deepest waters, which still had the extra oxygen, went into the ground to be locked under the earth's crust. And because the flood was world wide. This water went into the ground all over the world. And this explains why springs from all over the world, expel extra oxygenated water.

ikester7579, Bibleforums 77 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20922

When you look at the Earth, what do you see? Do you see the whole sphere? Or do you see a circle?

FYI, when someone says that the Earth is a circle in today's society, they're also right.

Why?

A circle is a sphere.

Casey Powell, CARM 41 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20925

Some evolutionists belive in the 'soup' theory where all living things simply evolved from a big pot of molecular chowder that somehow came together to form man, then woman. They then crawled out of a primal ooze and continued to evolve into the man we see in our world today. This is where the refutation of a tornado putting together a house arguement is used freequently with evolution.

threebigrocks, bibleforums.org 40 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20926

Question: How much faith would it take to believe that a puddle of primordial soup eventually grew into living organisms, which adventually evolved into male and female human beings?(The myth & faith of evolutionists) To believe that a puddle of primordial soup would become living cells and organisms would require a leap of faith in the first place, but then for these simple organisms to evolve into complex cells and organisms would require another giant leap of faith, but then to believe these complex organisms divided themselves into male & female organisms, which is required to produce new life would require gigantic leaps of faith, which is what evolution really is based on by many atheistic Scientists who don’t want to be accountable to a Creator, whether there’s a Creator or not. Evolution has failed to explain how life is made up of male and female species, which requires both to reproduce, which makes life impossible to spring forth from primordial soup as evolutionists believe with their gigantic leap of faith in the religion of evolution.

Jesus Admirer, bibleforums.org 24 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20927

Once jews get in your family they turn everything into a mess because they create half-jews that often hang around other jews, but may act white and marry non-jews and 'adopt' their customs or in the same token, marry a jew and create more semi-whatever jews.

It's very confusing.

Shadowraith, Stormfront White Nationalist Community 47 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20931

The influence Vampires have had on European culture should not be underestimated. Who knew Vampires inspired modern wheeled transport, invented large-scale tourism, and lent their images and their kilts to the lids of shortbread tins?

Haynen [quoting a certain Nicolas de Vere], The Resistance Manifesto Forums 44 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Safe-Keeper

Quote# 20937

Charles Darwin.. DID NOT BELIEVE IN HIS OWN THEORY AND HE SAID SO!

true story.!

but you never ever hear about that.. UNLESS YOU READ HIS LIFE STORY.

I am not talking about a "click" to wiki or google!

do the research. read about his WHOLE LIFE!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL FIND.

Charles Darwin said. "when I THNK about these two things, they complelty DESTROY my theory.. (what is a theory?)

1. THE HUMAN EYE

2. THE FEATHER OF A PEACOCK!!

WHAT IS SO SPECIAL about the feather of a peacock?

you can actually SEE.. the "brushstrokes" of the ARTIST!!

Charles Darwin was bed ridden in later years of his life. And his FAVORITE time of day.. was when RECESS started.. he woulld always ask his nurse. to open the window. so he could hear the children. SING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST.. while laying there in his bed.. WITH HIS BIBLE!


3D4ME2, bibleforums.org 33 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20938

I have read about Darwins Lie So not to be confused with any other stories.
It might even be found in an encyclopedia?

As the story goes; If I recall correctly there were two leading scientists striving to find an answer to creation.
There was also money to be funded to them by the government for their research… Something about a dead line to money funding was an issue…

Suddenly Darwin came up with a tooth… this further funded his research and the other leading scientist slipped back.

Darwin took off and here we are… based on a tooth he planted in the ground and then; discovered it.
A swine tooth… he claimed was from early man. He created an entire man from one tooth.

Love123, bibleforums.org 61 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20941

As a Christian, we don't need intelligence to decide because we have the Holy Spirit that convicts us to believe. God gave me the brain but in my body, who am I using my brian for?

Jimfromohio, Christian Forums 49 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20942

One day, I was taken for a hearing test and they found out I was deaf. My mother took me to be prayed for and again, God healed me!!!!! I was left with moderate hearing loss.

the_skirt_girl, Xanga 52 Comments [2/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20837

[YellowFrog: There is no evidence for evolution]

[Another poster gives a link to talk.origins' FAQ on evolution]

There is none. You just show me words, show me pictures or something. Show my something I can trust. Why should I believe that site when I can't see who's behind it? Why should I believe it over the bible which has held up to about darn near everything? Why should I change from something that hasn't been disproven. You may say I'm narrow minded, and I don't care, I'll even agree with you, but I more narrow minded than you or the next guy.

YellowFrog, Christian Teen Forum 50 Comments [2/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jonathan Fisher

Quote# 20839

I have Logic-personified living inside of me; and I'm telling you from first-hand experience, He enters through the heart.

[Again, what do you mean by heart? Do you mean the brain?]

No, sir, I mean the heart - that cardiac muscle that some think only pumps blood. God, who created us, says it also thinks.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 59 Comments [2/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 20842

[Why didn't god destroy Satan?]

Thats a simple question.. For GLORY.

If He would have destroyed Satan.. none of this would be happening now.. Nobody would be condemned to hell.

Danny, Christian Teen Forum 62 Comments [2/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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