Quote# 21926

I'm feeling a temptation coming over me right now. I need as many prayer warriors to help me with this demon as possible.

Thanks to you and God in advance.

GoodNewsJournalist, The Resistance Manifesto 31 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Infected

Quote# 21933

It is written in the bible in so many passages that oral sex is a sin! So why do i see articles everyday in the paper about kids, young kids engaging in oral sex? Like its a friggin game or something. Don't these kids know they are playing with eternal hellfire. And when you play with eternal hellfire, oh you get burned alright.

So join us to put a stop to the number one sin that threatens our society, oral sex.

We need 1000 signatures on our petition to get the governor to set up a special committee to look into the social ramifications of unregulated oral sex. This is NOT just a religious problem, this is a societal problem.

You can sign our petition here

And remember God is watching over us always.......God bless....rr

THE RAPTURE RIGHT, MySpace 67 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21934

Any person with just a little horse sense can rightly discern the poor theory of evolution within the first sentence, "first there was nothing and then it exploded". Also the discovery of DNA made many single cell evolution theorists huntin for a new theory.

wesleyismyname, Faith Forum 47 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21936

like you said it would be fun to watch them panic.

that gives me an idea. take all the atheist libs out and throw them in quick sand. then tell them to pray. when they do they would realize they stopped sinking. prayer answered. new convert.

andrewjb, Conservative's Forum 47 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21939

[In response to a <a href="http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/16839112.htm">political cartoon</a> by Lee Judge]

Lee Judge's cartoon on how to prepare our nation for a nuclear attack (3/6) was important, even if he doesn't know it. Apparently Judge is oblivious to the fact that if our nation had 300 million people praying it would be the best defense our nation could have. Let's all do it!

John Younger, Kansas City Star 30 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren

Quote# 21941

Did you know that because it is impossible for atheism to exist, you as an atheist do not exist

Ambassador4Christ, CARM 88 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21949

You can point to characters in Starwars as being a) The Messiah b) The Anti-Christ c) The Devil etc. "Big deal, the're only characters". Everything in Starwars, is happening right now. It's a prophetic story unfolded in 6 different episodes.

LucasSkywalker21, StarWars.com forums 62 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21950

Haha, time isnt an issue to a Buddist. You lead a pious life, you seek knowlege, and become Enlightened. When you die, your soul just reincarnates to a different body, depending on how nice you were previously. Luckily, the Buddists will be human again (Or something more, if they have enough points or whatever), but the rest that are crappy people will be bugs and other creepy crawlies. A large ironic karma situation in the end Very Happy Therefore, nice people have infinate amounts of time to become Enlightened." - I would rather die (in oblivion) than follow any theology resembling this. Fortunatley it's wrong. Also it doesn't make any sense. You can think of some ludicrous arguments - eg. what happens to people who get reincarnated as bacteria, then someone comes along with some disinfectant? Helping other people actually does make a lot of sense!

There are estimated to be 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bacteria on the Earth and only 6,000,000,000 people. You are therefore 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times more likely to be reincarnated as bacteria than human. Additionally, it would take billions of times longer than the age of the universe for each life force in each bacterium to get a chance at being human and reach a state of enlightenment (Universe is only 11-20,000,000,000 years old). Buddhism is therefore false, QED.

alasdair, Church Web Stop 31 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21951

Are Buddhists happy? In the end, they probably get Alzheimers, on some ventilator, with cancer etc. just like everyone else. Christianity (following Jesus that is) has the benefit of healing.

alasdair, Church Web Stop 59 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21952

Earlier today I recieved a most disturbing telephone call from my great grandson. He recalled to me the start of his public summer school courses. He told me of his science class teaching about evolution and natural selection. Like any good Christian, I was uphauled! How dare they instill the lunatic notions from a man who has been under growing suspicion of being the secret founder of modern Satanism! Some here may know of the damned soul by the name of Anton LaVey who went public with Satanism in the 1960's, however, it all began in secrecy in the 19th Century by Charles Darwin!!! YES! IT'S TRUE!!!!! It quickly and oh so quietly spread throughout the globe from secret encoded Satanic texts that could only be read under the influenc of demons and unclean spirits. Than one man decided to adopt the teachings as his own and went public. One of the primary things LaVey excluded from his wretched Satanic Bible was evolution! He did not want Darwin's most prevalent work of lunacy to be made known as a Satanic teaching, because it would hurt it's public acceptance!

What I am telling you all is true! Please, I beg of you, do not inquire of the source of this information. By me doing so, I will be in great danger!

Aeolin, CARM 75 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa

Quote# 21957

But looking past that, having no God means that whoever is the biggest, fastest, meanest or strongest becomes the boss. There is no justice other than what humanity comes up with, which is purely in the eyes of the beholder, and even more so the giver. Think of Mao, Stalin, the current leader of Iran.

dwgerard, Military.com 48 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21962

All state institutions (or that get governmental aid) have to agree that homosexuality is right and 'okay' and that will go against many foundational doctrines. So, in essence, the schools, government places, will have to chose between moral values or money (Or shut down).

Flintejae, 123 Christian Forums 13 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21963

One way to detect the works of SATAN is things run BACKWARDS... No Gore... the rise in Temp (due to the sun) is the REASON for the rise in CO2 not the other way around. Watching this only makes me hate this evil minion even more.

LIBERA ME, Google Video comments 23 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Øyvind

Quote# 21966

New agers/lightworkers keep peddling this reincarnation theory and lets face it thats all it is and thats all it will ever be, means that their faith is making mankind ungodly.

The more we advance the more we seem to becoming selfish and greedy and mind blowing materialistic.

However the bible did prophesy this would happen and it doesn't mention anything to do with reincarnation.

If God exists, would he invent a method of spiritual evolution using a reincarnation method if it had the effect of making all his creations ungodly?

Only if that god enjoyed seeing pain and got pleasure from it.

Thats the new ager god a god that enjoys seeing mankind evolve to the point where everyone hates one another, probably even themselves in the end.

LRH, CARM 14 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21967

Evolutionists prey on the ignorant and gullible. They know the vast majority of the population knows nothing of genetics or molecules or bacteria – so that’s where they go for their so-called “proof” of evolution. They like to hide their proof in dark corners where nobody can see it.

supersport, CARM 67 Comments [3/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21877

Even the controversal book of Genesis can be confirmed by Science to be true. For example, the Bible begins with: "In the beginning". Science confirms that the world has a beginning and a end. We read about how: "the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep". The Ruin-Reconstruction theory says that this is exactly what happens. Destruction on the earth often comes from a Volcano and the dust is so thick that there is darkness on the earth. It is said that at one time a comet hit the earth and raised a lot of dust so that darkness covered the earth and there was a lot of destruction. A lot of the different species at the time went extinct. Often these is followed by a population explosion or radiation.

JohnR, 123 Christian Forums 28 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21878

Yes, we've seen these stories a million times, we know what the agenda is, it's not about fairness of any kind. It's obvious that the ACLU is anti-Christian, that they are bent on destroying our values. It is disgusting that they are able to fool some Americans with their PC smokescreen. I agree with you, there was a time when such ridiculous objections would never even have come up, but now they have been repeated so many times that they are making sense to some. It's like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party in Alice in Wonderland. If you strip away the liberal propaganda, the only thing left is an evil organization targeting Christians.

Kyrie Eleison, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21879

Where oh where is the fear and reverence of God these days? This woman on Comedy Central pretending to sleep with God, this guy down in Florida claiming to be Jesus (he knows good and well that he isn't), all the false prophets on tv, mockery of Christianity with the Da Vinci code, these claims of finding Jesus' tomb, etc., etc., etc.


I remember back when I was young people respected Christians.


This world is sick, sick, sick!
it truly has to be the endtime.


I sincerely hope we don't have to put up with much more of this. I wonder when he'll say ENOUGH of this foolishness? God has to be so [mad emote].

ifnot4him, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21880

Stop following the secular
crowd if you want to be heard in this world!
If I were someone who didn't believe in God,or a god,yet when
I was sick or close to death,that might give me a reason to doubt
being an atheist,and wonder if it's the best choice.
I think this world was created indeed,but more than think it,I know it!
You don't have to be that smart to know that the world wasn't an
accident!!! Theists may excuse what they do,ect.... some of them, yet
they at least have hope. for an atheist,their only hope is this one life!
My God didn't need a creator simply because there had to be a first some-
where,and he is it,amen.
Thats such a silly question for today,I thought it was done away with by
now? Guess not?
Did God create a rock so big he can't lift it?
Well,If I could do that,why would i do it? Would I be against myself?
would I be trying to out do myself? Why would I want to do that?
better yet,why would God?
If you could burn your house down,would you?
I am sorry,but that is just too silly for me.
Yes,I believe atheists do feel moral responsibilities for what they
choose to believe,on their basis,and how they feel like accepting
them. I believe they feel they are free thinkers who don't have to
believe or accept what anyone says. This is why I get so confused
by so many atheists believing in evolution. It's not just some of them,
it's all of them that I know of!!! talk about Not being a free thinker!
what a contradiction that is!!! Where is the free thinking in that?
All anyone has to do,is think about what it would be like to be an
atheist for themselves. They will know why it seems like a good idea
at first too. Why would I find it attractive at first glance?
simply because I'd pretty much be my own God!!!
But,I am so glad I am not,amen.
We humans have an excellent track record of messing things up,and
making many mistakes!

slappingfox, CARM 19 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21882

If I am born and am adopted by homosexuals it is probably certain that I will grow up to be one. If I am born and live with a family of crooks it is almost certain that I will rob a bank in the future.

Jeff Mills, 123 Christian Forums 54 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21884

Of course we have proof! How do you prove what someone who is now dead used to do? By witnesses! Unbelievable. Again, atheists use a lack of evidence for their beliefs.

What atheists are saying is that no one lived in Israel during biblical times except for a few people who made up a story about who lived.

It's just not possible to expect rational responses from people with that mentality.

Carico, CARM 25 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21886

Can you name a mutation that helped any animal in the wild survive? In the experiments with fruit flies, all of the mutations were dangerous, not beneficial. A mutation is not a creation of a new gene, but an error in existing ones.

If you want a solid, fact-based answer, look at some of Kent Hovind’s videos. He gives actual proof as to why large-scale evolution isn’t possible.

DancerLynn, help.com 43 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa

Quote# 21888

If God did not send billions of people to Hell, I would not worship Him

Brent, FSTDT 79 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: seeker

Quote# 21892

[This is either a troll or someone who has been told scare stories about what happens to boys who masturbate. Hard to tell which.]


A person is either Gay because a) he's sexually gratified himself alot (jerked off) or: b) he's slept with alot of women [God bless you, if you do both]
Science/research is never required for this topic. I'm not stuck-up, but I do know what I'm talking about. All being gay is, is a cause/affect reaction. There's nothing genetic about it.
When you call someone "Gay", what's going through your head at that EXACT second is "Did he jerk off alot, or Sleep with alot of women?" It makes you just as gay as him, for thinking about his cock.


The more you masturbate/engage in intercourse, the shorter you get, and in the end just leaves with a "short pen0r". And all that means is that you don't get sexually aroused by women anymore, hense the term "Gay".

LucasSkywalker21, starwars.com discussion boards 55 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21893

Here's a interesting thought (at least to me anyway). This is just speculation and personal musings on my part but what if...

What if... our names that God has written into the book of life (and other heavenly books) also contains our coded DNA sequence? Maybe a small sample of each persons DNA is on file up there.

That would explain how God could perfectly reconstruct from the elements of the earth each of our physical bodies at the resurrection... both the redeemed at the first resurrection, and the doomed at the great white throne judgment.

What if... on the cross as Jesus took on all of our sins and sicknesses, every persons flawed DNA sequences were transposed into His body and blood? In His body the DNA code was repaired to remove the sin element from each and every one of us. My DNA and yours washed and cleansed by the very blood of our Redeemer.

When we, the redeemed, are resurrected or raptured our repaired DNA is exchanged for the damaged DNA (in an instant, in the twinkling of an eye) and we arrive in heaven spotless before the throne of God. The doomed at the second resurrection don't get the exchange and are resurrected with their original damaged DNA code so they wouldn't appear spotless before God. Imagine being in that group and seeing your repaired DNA sample on file, all the time waiting there for you to claim it and all you had to do was believe in Jesus and make him Lord of your life to receive it.

Just my personal musings but to me an AWESOME thought. I have nothing biblical to back these musings up with but I felt a need to share with everyone this thought that has been bumping around in my head for a while.

Get ready, get set, discuss!

Psalm 107, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [3/10/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Evil Doer